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(The Sun)   I only had one boob, I was forced to use chicken fillets in my bra to even out the size   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 19
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2013-03-18 04:53:03 PM
14 votes:
s16.postimage.org
2013-03-18 03:56:44 PM
7 votes:
I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?
2013-03-18 04:33:38 PM
3 votes:
Okay boob is coming out.
2013-03-18 02:50:38 PM
3 votes:

And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."
2013-03-18 05:14:24 PM
2 votes:

Jackie Onanist: The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.

Which raises the question:  Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?


Only when doing the breast stroke
2013-03-18 04:25:53 PM
2 votes:
www.q8blend.com
2013-03-18 03:34:47 PM
2 votes:
That's kind of chicken tit
2013-03-18 08:17:33 PM
1 votes:
cdn.okcimg.com
Unimpressed

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2013-03-18 06:34:42 PM
1 votes:
The tattoo was the queue for the Implant people to know she was due for the goo.

If she hadn't had the ink and implants, she would be 100% natch, and therefore, good to go.

But... She had to go mess with a good thing.
She's probably messed up a lot of good hings in her life.
Boyfriends.
Boyfriends' paychecks.
Boyfriends' cars.
Boyfriends' hearts.
Boyfriends' friends.
Boyfriends' bank accounts.
Boyfriends' leases.

and the beat goes on.

I like tats.
Let me now she's got flawed choice issues up front.
2013-03-18 05:59:39 PM
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com

Understands her pain
2013-03-18 05:42:13 PM
1 votes:
I would've spent the money on getting that awful tattoo done over with one of the Tasmanian devil.
2013-03-18 05:36:08 PM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.


Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...
2013-03-18 05:25:33 PM
1 votes:

Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.


Good thing there's a guy like you who can explain how women think.

/maybe there's a different reason that your opinion means nothing to them...
2013-03-18 05:13:02 PM
1 votes:
Fowl
2013-03-18 05:08:47 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: cherryl taggart: As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.

Mass manufactured women's shirts are made for B to small C cups, shoulders that are neither rounded nor too square, and a waist that is neither too large nor too small. Deviate from the median size and you've got shirts that never fit. You get a choice between a tent or buttons flying off and shoulder seams ripping.


bah.  Shirts are overrated anyways.
2013-03-18 04:53:56 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.


Other than the salmonella, it would appear.
2013-03-18 04:44:31 PM
1 votes:
Boob jobs are like tans, farking gross. But they serve a purpose. Without them it would be harder to spot shiatty shallow dipshiats before it's too late.
2013-03-18 04:33:51 PM
1 votes:

Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.


Now that's just not fair. It's a brilliantly practical solution to not having to carry a bagged lunch everywhere.

//this topic vaguely "Frank-from-always-sunny" approved..
2013-03-18 04:33:04 PM
1 votes:

Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.


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