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(The Sun)   I only had one boob, I was forced to use chicken fillets in my bra to even out the size   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-03-18 03:50:06 PM
10 votes:
The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.
2013-03-18 03:17:54 PM
8 votes:
had her breasts boosted from an A cup to a DD

First mistake.  Go from an A to a C at the most.  Otherwise you are stretching the skin so tight people would be able to see the blood pulsating through veins.
2013-03-18 04:31:37 PM
7 votes:
Chicken fillets is the nickname of the fake boobie. Not actual poultry. It just looks like a chicken fillet.

TMYK
2013-03-18 04:44:31 PM
6 votes:
Boob jobs are like tans, farking gross. But they serve a purpose. Without them it would be harder to spot shiatty shallow dipshiats before it's too late.
2013-03-18 04:34:14 PM
5 votes:
For those of you confused as to what chicken fillets are, in this case, they refer to silicone falsies that you stuff in your bra. Like stuffing with tissues, only more effective.

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2013-03-18 03:38:16 PM
5 votes:
So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.
2013-03-18 03:19:14 PM
5 votes:
Or, ya know, you could've gone for a more believable (and probably better-looking) cup size, like "C".  DD?  Really, lady?
2013-03-18 04:23:54 PM
4 votes:
Fark has covered this point thoroughly in the past, but I'll state it again.

Ladies: small and real > big and fake
2013-03-18 04:36:05 PM
3 votes:

xanadian: Or, ya know, you could've gone for a more believable (and probably better-looking) cup size, like "C".  DD?  Really, lady?


Yeah, big B/small C is a great size, especially on a petite woman like her.  Remember ladies, perkiness, shape, and proportionality are more important than raw size.
2013-03-18 04:30:15 PM
3 votes:
Fake tits look fake. Fake is not good. end of story.

/small can be beautiful
2013-03-18 04:21:52 PM
3 votes:

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


Better than fine, really.
2013-03-18 04:18:55 PM
3 votes:

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


me too. little titties are great too. all depends who they are attached to.
2013-03-18 06:40:36 PM
2 votes:
Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
2013-03-18 05:48:15 PM
2 votes:
She looked fine before the surgery.

Women, stop buying into the crap and enjoy your boobies, even if they're not the size of Buicks.  We enjoy the smaller ones, why can't you?
2013-03-18 04:46:58 PM
2 votes:
Her breasts were fine, such a shame.
2013-03-18 04:36:54 PM
2 votes:
DD is too big...esp for a woman of her size. A nice perky C would have been fine.
2013-03-18 04:26:02 PM
2 votes:
Seems to be an issue, many women who feel bad about having small breasts decide they will finally live the dream and get the stereotypical DDs instead of something not so large that will comfortably fit with the amount of tissue they have.

I saw a picture of some local American TV new anchor who got in trouble for showing off her new implants at some bar contest. It was obvious she was super proud of finally having the breast size she thought would make her sexy but it clearly looked like two lumps stuck under skin that was about to break. They weren't even shaped like breasts.
2013-03-18 03:45:23 PM
2 votes:

unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.


Well, British hot.

But her tits were perfect as they were.
2013-03-18 07:14:50 PM
1 votes:

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


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2013-03-18 06:21:35 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.

Well, British hot.

But her tits were perfect as they were.


Agreed. Small women, leave your tits alone.
2013-03-18 06:15:10 PM
1 votes:
Goddamit, ladies, your boobies are always big enough!  Don't do this shiat to 'em!
2013-03-18 05:59:39 PM
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com

Understands her pain
2013-03-18 05:39:48 PM
1 votes:

HellRaisingHoosier: She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?


Not just "look better", but "stop looking like a boy".  If that's how boys look where she's from, there's a bigger issue here than her bad boob job.
2013-03-18 05:21:59 PM
1 votes:
She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?
2013-03-18 05:08:08 PM
1 votes:
I dated a girl with a full cup size difference between her boobs. I don't know if she was sporting a chicken cutlet in there during the day, but at night there is no hiding it.

Just get on with your life, it's not the worst thing that could happen to you. And next time don't opt for the "Entertainer Package". The Housewife is just fine.
2013-03-18 05:05:11 PM
1 votes:
Ladies, remember: After getting large implants, everyone loves you and you have a serious, stable, intellectual, partnered, and romantic relationship with each and every one of them.  A worthy trade-off, considering the supposed loss of sensitivity.
2013-03-18 04:48:55 PM
1 votes:
The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.
2013-03-18 04:48:13 PM
1 votes:
As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.
2013-03-18 04:43:51 PM
1 votes:
went too big, should have been a c and then d then dd
it was under pressure that is why it popped out
bad doctor
too much too soon
2013-03-18 04:30:28 PM
1 votes:
Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.
2013-03-18 04:26:37 PM
1 votes:
Instead of shoving food in her bra, she needed to shove some food into her mouth.
 
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