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(The Sun)   I only had one boob, I was forced to use chicken fillets in my bra to even out the size   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-03-18 05:01:28 PM

unyon: Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve. And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.


QFT
 
2013-03-18 05:01:37 PM

mgary: For those of you confused as to what chicken fillets are, in this case, they refer to silicone falsies that you stuff in your bra. Like stuffing with tissues, only more effective.

What she should have used instead of the op frankly.. psycho.

 
2013-03-18 05:02:25 PM

cherryl taggart: As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.


Mass manufactured women's shirts are made for B to small C cups, shoulders that are neither rounded nor too square, and a waist that is neither too large nor too small. Deviate from the median size and you've got shirts that never fit. You get a choice between a tent or buttons flying off and shoulder seams ripping.
 
2013-03-18 05:05:11 PM
Ladies, remember: After getting large implants, everyone loves you and you have a serious, stable, intellectual, partnered, and romantic relationship with each and every one of them.  A worthy trade-off, considering the supposed loss of sensitivity.
 
2013-03-18 05:07:38 PM
That's what she gets for being the kind of skank who gets fake boobs for no reason.
 
2013-03-18 05:08:08 PM
I dated a girl with a full cup size difference between her boobs. I don't know if she was sporting a chicken cutlet in there during the day, but at night there is no hiding it.

Just get on with your life, it's not the worst thing that could happen to you. And next time don't opt for the "Entertainer Package". The Housewife is just fine.
 
2013-03-18 05:08:47 PM

FunkOut: cherryl taggart: As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.

Mass manufactured women's shirts are made for B to small C cups, shoulders that are neither rounded nor too square, and a waist that is neither too large nor too small. Deviate from the median size and you've got shirts that never fit. You get a choice between a tent or buttons flying off and shoulder seams ripping.


bah.  Shirts are overrated anyways.
 
2013-03-18 05:09:21 PM
The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.

Which raises the question:  Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?
 
2013-03-18 05:13:02 PM
Fowl
 
2013-03-18 05:14:24 PM

Jackie Onanist: The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.

Which raises the question:  Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?


Only when doing the breast stroke
 
2013-03-18 05:15:00 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.


I disagree.  Many think this is the standard of beauty because it's all over the damn place.  I have a friend with A cups, but she's never wanted implants nor does she wear anything named after food to make her boobs look bigger.  She's never had problems getting men because she is quite beautiful.  In fact, neither I or any of my female friends have considered butchering our boobs because it's simply just farking weird..
 
2013-03-18 05:16:01 PM
Dated a woman inflicted with this problem. It was damned disconcerting the first time I saw it.

She was in her late 30s at the time; why she didn't do anything about it before then I'll never know.
 
2013-03-18 05:19:41 PM
Unless she was using her body heat to warm up the chicken for lunch, there's no reason (except for sympathy or she is really stupid) to use chicken to stuff her bra.

Some safer ideas:
Tissue
Mastectomy bra
Silicone bra inserts
Socks
A cat
Ziploc bag full of water
Panty hose
A small bowl
Girl Scout cookies
Packing peanuts
Caulk
A balloon
Duct tape, tin foil or Saran wrap rolled into a ball
A plaster cast of her good boob
A bag of flour
A bag of dried peas
One of San Onofre's nuclear reactors

I agree with 

Bit'O'Gristle: DD is too big...esp for a woman of her size. A nice perky C would have been fine.


Maybe she can have the doctors split the DD and turn it into two nice C's :-p
 
2013-03-18 05:21:59 PM
She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?
 
2013-03-18 05:25:33 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.


Good thing there's a guy like you who can explain how women think.

/maybe there's a different reason that your opinion means nothing to them...
 
2013-03-18 05:26:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jackie Onanist: The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.

Which raises the question:  Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?

Only when doing the breast stroke


And we're done here.
 
2013-03-18 05:26:46 PM

GGracie: Unless she was using her body heat to warm up the chicken for lunch, there's no reason (except for sympathy or she is really stupid) to use chicken to stuff her bra.

Some safer ideas:
Tissue
Mastectomy bra
Silicone bra inserts
Socks
A cat
Ziploc bag full of water
Panty hose
A small bowl
Girl Scout cookies
Packing peanuts
Caulk
A balloon
Duct tape, tin foil or Saran wrap rolled into a ball
A plaster cast of her good boob
A bag of flour
A bag of dried peas
One of San Onofre's nuclear reactors

I agree with  Bit'O'Gristle: DD is too big...esp for a woman of her size. A nice perky C would have been fine.

Maybe she can have the doctors split the DD and turn it into two nice C's :-p


www.petsyy.com
 
2013-03-18 05:26:50 PM

Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."


I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.
 
2013-03-18 05:26:59 PM
 
2013-03-18 05:32:20 PM
She's pretty good-looking for 50.

Holy crap, she's 25?

And has been said, going from A to DD is just dumb. Going from A to anything is dumb unless they're mangled or something. And using chicken filets?

Why am I arguing with an article in The Sun?
 
2013-03-18 05:33:30 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?


Brits
 
2013-03-18 05:34:23 PM
Lesbian.
 
2013-03-18 05:36:08 PM

Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.


Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...
 
2013-03-18 05:36:54 PM

unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.


The first bit was just pain and once diagnosed was pretty easy to fix. The 7 months part is uncertainty about people noticing etcetera. I know that if I had a temporarily disfigured physique that I'd be more worried about people noticing followed by the pity/(perceived) mocking/other social issues caused by body image during that time than a week of pain. You call it shallow, I call it knowing that other people are also shallow and you will be judged.

/Would still like the pity less
//If I got cancer people would preferably not know until I am in my last week and dying in a hospital bed.
 
2013-03-18 05:39:35 PM

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


Just the fact that they're boobs on a woman should be more than enough to appreciate.
 
2013-03-18 05:39:48 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?


Not just "look better", but "stop looking like a boy".  If that's how boys look where she's from, there's a bigger issue here than her bad boob job.
 
2013-03-18 05:42:13 PM
I would've spent the money on getting that awful tattoo done over with one of the Tasmanian devil.
 
2013-03-18 05:43:38 PM
Putting foreign bodies in your body can lead to problems. News at 11. Also chicken? Have you never heard of tissues, lady?
 
2013-03-18 05:44:37 PM

Zerocyde: Boob jobs are like tans, farking gross. But they serve a purpose. Without them it would be harder to spot shiatty shallow dipshiats before it's too late.


This is brilliant.  I think I'm going to print several copies and just leave them in public places.
 
2013-03-18 05:47:37 PM
This thread is good for figuring out who comments before RTFT.
 
2013-03-18 05:48:15 PM
She looked fine before the surgery.

Women, stop buying into the crap and enjoy your boobies, even if they're not the size of Buicks.  We enjoy the smaller ones, why can't you?
 
2013-03-18 05:48:15 PM
Wouldn't the chicken nuggets produce an odor? Even if the nuggets were not cooked the body's 98 degrees would tend to heat them up enough for them to start giving off a noticeable odor. I see nothing wrong with her breasts in the before pictures they seem cute and perky and her after picture makes her look fat and sagging.
 
2013-03-18 05:50:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?


That name only applies to Hitler's mother.

sharetv.org
 
2013-03-18 05:52:36 PM

Fallout Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?

That name only applies to Hitler's mother.

[sharetv.org image 400x300]


Thank you. I was wondering where I had heard that at.
 
2013-03-18 05:59:39 PM
t1.gstatic.com

Understands her pain
 
2013-03-18 06:08:57 PM
Why can't we have a healthcare system like Britains?

/no, fark u
 
2013-03-18 06:09:34 PM

fickenchucker: She looked fine before the surgery.

Women, stop buying into the crap and enjoy your boobies, even if they're not the size of Buicks.  We enjoy the smaller ones, why can't you?


Annnnnnnnnd we're done.
 
2013-03-18 06:13:51 PM

fickenchucker: She looked fine before the surgery.

Women, stop buying into the crap and enjoy your boobies, even if they're not the size of Buicks.  We enjoy the smaller ones, why can't you?


I reiterate this sentiment but I will add, however, unfortunately we men do not have to live with all of them...only one pair (if you get that lucky in life) at a time so we can, in fact, choose without hurting the feelings of those who have low self-esteem who received elective surgery.

Note: I cannot, in one comment, cover all the various definitions of the varying nouns used in said comment, so assume only the most common definitions of mainstream society apply. I can provide more commentary on specific groups in relation to this post upon request.
 
2013-03-18 06:15:10 PM
Goddamit, ladies, your boobies are always big enough!  Don't do this shiat to 'em!
 
2013-03-18 06:21:24 PM

mgary: For those of you confused as to what chicken fillets are, in this case, they refer to silicone falsies that you stuff in your bra. Like stuffing with tissues, only more effective.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


I needed that explanation.
Thank you for curing my disgust.
 
2013-03-18 06:21:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.

Well, British hot.

But her tits were perfect as they were.


Agreed. Small women, leave your tits alone.
 
2013-03-18 06:22:17 PM

DerAppie: The first bit was just pain and once diagnosed was pretty easy to fix. The 7 months part is uncertainty about people noticing etcetera. I know that if I had a temporarily disfigured physique that I'd be more worried about people noticing followed by the pity/(perceived) mocking/other social issues caused by body image during that time than a week of pain. You call it shallow, I call it knowing that other people are also shallow and you will be judged.

/Would still like the pity less
//If I got cancer people would preferably not know until I am in my last week and dying in a hospital bed.


I guess my point was that what you're talking about is optics- what I was talking about were the life-threatening parts of this ordeal.  Stuffing your bra for 7 months is a pretty small price to pay, all things considered.  She essentially got a mastectomy without the breast cancer.  But if she did, then I'm pretty sure that she'd be complaining about the hair loss and not the chemo or the shortened life expectancy.
 
2013-03-18 06:28:49 PM
What a crappy boob thread.

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cache.yohyoh.com
Fark, It's like I don't even know you anymore.
 
2013-03-18 06:29:27 PM

Morgellons: Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.

Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...


I liked reading the names of the cast.

Back on subject, Farkers, I'm wondering. If you were her dinner guest and she served you grilled chicken fillets, would you be slightly aroused, faintly disgusted or a bit of both?
 
2013-03-18 06:31:21 PM

StoPPeRmobile: What a crappy boob thread.


A crappy boob thread?

www.betterthanpants.com
 
2013-03-18 06:31:47 PM

Morgellons: Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.

Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...


I've just realised what the scat version can be called and gone and now I am not feeling at all well.
 
2013-03-18 06:34:04 PM

Gordon Bennett: I've just realised what the scat version can be called


Gene Greene's Mean Machine?
 
2013-03-18 06:34:42 PM
The tattoo was the queue for the Implant people to know she was due for the goo.

If she hadn't had the ink and implants, she would be 100% natch, and therefore, good to go.

But... She had to go mess with a good thing.
She's probably messed up a lot of good hings in her life.
Boyfriends.
Boyfriends' paychecks.
Boyfriends' cars.
Boyfriends' hearts.
Boyfriends' friends.
Boyfriends' bank accounts.
Boyfriends' leases.

and the beat goes on.

I like tats.
Let me now she's got flawed choice issues up front.
 
2013-03-18 06:40:36 PM
Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2013-03-18 07:14:50 PM

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


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