If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun)   I only had one boob, I was forced to use chicken fillets in my bra to even out the size   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 147
    More: Strange, breast implants, surgically implanted, early childhood education  
•       •       •

17546 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Mar 2013 at 4:18 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



147 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-03-18 02:50:38 PM  

And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."
 
2013-03-18 02:59:56 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-18 03:16:30 PM  
from an A cup to a DD to stop looking like a boy.

That is one career I overlooked that would have gotten me rich - Con Artist/Plastic Surgeon.
 
2013-03-18 03:17:54 PM  
had her breasts boosted from an A cup to a DD

First mistake.  Go from an A to a C at the most.  Otherwise you are stretching the skin so tight people would be able to see the blood pulsating through veins.
 
2013-03-18 03:19:14 PM  
Or, ya know, you could've gone for a more believable (and probably better-looking) cup size, like "C".  DD?  Really, lady?
 
2013-03-18 03:34:47 PM  
That's kind of chicken tit
 
2013-03-18 03:38:16 PM  
So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.
 
2013-03-18 03:45:23 PM  

unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.


Well, British hot.

But her tits were perfect as they were.
 
2013-03-18 03:50:06 PM  
The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.
 
2013-03-18 03:56:44 PM  
I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?
 
2013-03-18 04:10:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?


Lefty
 
2013-03-18 04:18:55 PM  

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


me too. little titties are great too. all depends who they are attached to.
 
2013-03-18 04:21:52 PM  

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


Better than fine, really.
 
2013-03-18 04:22:33 PM  
That's a rough 25 right there.
 
2013-03-18 04:23:47 PM  
So who forced her to use chicken breasts?  Doesn't she know they have other things for that?  Isn't that against health codes in Britain?  I know here you can't serve titty chicken unless it's specifically ordered.
 
2013-03-18 04:23:54 PM  
Fark has covered this point thoroughly in the past, but I'll state it again.

Ladies: small and real > big and fake
 
2013-03-18 04:25:48 PM  
Flower Power
 
2013-03-18 04:25:53 PM  
www.q8blend.com
 
2013-03-18 04:26:02 PM  
Seems to be an issue, many women who feel bad about having small breasts decide they will finally live the dream and get the stereotypical DDs instead of something not so large that will comfortably fit with the amount of tissue they have.

I saw a picture of some local American TV new anchor who got in trouble for showing off her new implants at some bar contest. It was obvious she was super proud of finally having the breast size she thought would make her sexy but it clearly looked like two lumps stuck under skin that was about to break. They weren't even shaped like breasts.
 
2013-03-18 04:26:37 PM  
Instead of shoving food in her bra, she needed to shove some food into her mouth.
 
2013-03-18 04:29:14 PM  
Chicken Breast...
img17.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-18 04:29:42 PM  
This just in, the human body does not like to accept foreign objects internally.
 
2013-03-18 04:30:15 PM  
Fake tits look fake. Fake is not good. end of story.

/small can be beautiful
 
2013-03-18 04:30:23 PM  
I hate bony hips. And bony vulvas.
i96.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 04:30:28 PM  
Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.
 
2013-03-18 04:31:35 PM  
I wonder if it sounded like this when it popped out. Considering its size I should have found a deeper pop.
Link
 
2013-03-18 04:31:37 PM  
Chicken fillets is the nickname of the fake boobie. Not actual poultry. It just looks like a chicken fillet.

TMYK
 
2013-03-18 04:33:04 PM  

Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.


gettin ready for workwww.blogcdn.com
 
2013-03-18 04:33:38 PM  
Okay boob is coming out.
 
2013-03-18 04:33:49 PM  
What the cluck?
 
2013-03-18 04:33:51 PM  

Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.


Now that's just not fair. It's a brilliantly practical solution to not having to carry a bagged lunch everywhere.

//this topic vaguely "Frank-from-always-sunny" approved..
 
2013-03-18 04:34:14 PM  
For those of you confused as to what chicken fillets are, in this case, they refer to silicone falsies that you stuff in your bra. Like stuffing with tissues, only more effective.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-03-18 04:36:05 PM  

xanadian: Or, ya know, you could've gone for a more believable (and probably better-looking) cup size, like "C".  DD?  Really, lady?


Yeah, big B/small C is a great size, especially on a petite woman like her.  Remember ladies, perkiness, shape, and proportionality are more important than raw size.
 
2013-03-18 04:36:54 PM  
DD is too big...esp for a woman of her size. A nice perky C would have been fine.
 
2013-03-18 04:38:50 PM  

namegoeshere: Chicken fillets is the nickname of the fake boobie. Not actual poultry. It just looks like a chicken fillet.

TMYK


Thank you for that information.  As a female, I should know this.

/boob enhancing techniques I know not much about
 
2013-03-18 04:38:59 PM  
This sounds like part of a Mad Lib:

I only had one (noun), I was forced to use (plural noun) in my (noun) to (verb).
 
2013-03-18 04:43:51 PM  
went too big, should have been a c and then d then dd
it was under pressure that is why it popped out
bad doctor
too much too soon
 
2013-03-18 04:44:31 PM  
Boob jobs are like tans, farking gross. But they serve a purpose. Without them it would be harder to spot shiatty shallow dipshiats before it's too late.
 
2013-03-18 04:46:58 PM  
Her breasts were fine, such a shame.
 
2013-03-18 04:48:13 PM  
As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.
 
2013-03-18 04:48:55 PM  
The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.
 
2013-03-18 04:51:06 PM  
She'd look better with smaller tits and shorter hair.
 
2013-03-18 04:52:40 PM  
Was I the only one that read that headline and thought this would be an article about how a woman justified stealing food from the meat department?
 
2013-03-18 04:52:43 PM  
So, who's her pictuere-friend in the white bikini?
 
2013-03-18 04:53:03 PM  
s16.postimage.org
 
2013-03-18 04:53:56 PM  

Brick-House: The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.


Other than the salmonella, it would appear.
 
2013-03-18 04:54:21 PM  
I just learned that USDA recommends not rinsing chicken before cooking it.
 
2013-03-18 04:54:53 PM  

Molavian: She'd look better with smaller tits and shorter hair.


Damn straight.  You look at that pic and you can hear the chicka bow bow music come on.
 
2013-03-18 04:58:14 PM  
"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

The good news is for seven months she was much more efficient with her bow while hunting in the Amazon.
 
2013-03-18 05:01:04 PM  
Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.
 
2013-03-18 05:01:28 PM  

unyon: Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve. And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.


QFT
 
2013-03-18 05:01:37 PM  

mgary: For those of you confused as to what chicken fillets are, in this case, they refer to silicone falsies that you stuff in your bra. Like stuffing with tissues, only more effective.

What she should have used instead of the op frankly.. psycho.

 
2013-03-18 05:02:25 PM  

cherryl taggart: As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.


Mass manufactured women's shirts are made for B to small C cups, shoulders that are neither rounded nor too square, and a waist that is neither too large nor too small. Deviate from the median size and you've got shirts that never fit. You get a choice between a tent or buttons flying off and shoulder seams ripping.
 
2013-03-18 05:05:11 PM  
Ladies, remember: After getting large implants, everyone loves you and you have a serious, stable, intellectual, partnered, and romantic relationship with each and every one of them.  A worthy trade-off, considering the supposed loss of sensitivity.
 
2013-03-18 05:07:38 PM  
That's what she gets for being the kind of skank who gets fake boobs for no reason.
 
2013-03-18 05:08:08 PM  
I dated a girl with a full cup size difference between her boobs. I don't know if she was sporting a chicken cutlet in there during the day, but at night there is no hiding it.

Just get on with your life, it's not the worst thing that could happen to you. And next time don't opt for the "Entertainer Package". The Housewife is just fine.
 
2013-03-18 05:08:47 PM  

FunkOut: cherryl taggart: As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.

Mass manufactured women's shirts are made for B to small C cups, shoulders that are neither rounded nor too square, and a waist that is neither too large nor too small. Deviate from the median size and you've got shirts that never fit. You get a choice between a tent or buttons flying off and shoulder seams ripping.


bah.  Shirts are overrated anyways.
 
2013-03-18 05:09:21 PM  
The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.

Which raises the question:  Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?
 
2013-03-18 05:13:02 PM  
Fowl
 
2013-03-18 05:14:24 PM  

Jackie Onanist: The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.

Which raises the question:  Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?


Only when doing the breast stroke
 
2013-03-18 05:15:00 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.


I disagree.  Many think this is the standard of beauty because it's all over the damn place.  I have a friend with A cups, but she's never wanted implants nor does she wear anything named after food to make her boobs look bigger.  She's never had problems getting men because she is quite beautiful.  In fact, neither I or any of my female friends have considered butchering our boobs because it's simply just farking weird..
 
2013-03-18 05:16:01 PM  
Dated a woman inflicted with this problem. It was damned disconcerting the first time I saw it.

She was in her late 30s at the time; why she didn't do anything about it before then I'll never know.
 
2013-03-18 05:19:41 PM  
Unless she was using her body heat to warm up the chicken for lunch, there's no reason (except for sympathy or she is really stupid) to use chicken to stuff her bra.

Some safer ideas:
Tissue
Mastectomy bra
Silicone bra inserts
Socks
A cat
Ziploc bag full of water
Panty hose
A small bowl
Girl Scout cookies
Packing peanuts
Caulk
A balloon
Duct tape, tin foil or Saran wrap rolled into a ball
A plaster cast of her good boob
A bag of flour
A bag of dried peas
One of San Onofre's nuclear reactors

I agree with 

Bit'O'Gristle: DD is too big...esp for a woman of her size. A nice perky C would have been fine.


Maybe she can have the doctors split the DD and turn it into two nice C's :-p
 
2013-03-18 05:21:59 PM  
She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?
 
2013-03-18 05:25:33 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.


Good thing there's a guy like you who can explain how women think.

/maybe there's a different reason that your opinion means nothing to them...
 
2013-03-18 05:26:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jackie Onanist: The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.

Which raises the question:  Does a one-titted whore swim in circles?

Only when doing the breast stroke


And we're done here.
 
2013-03-18 05:26:46 PM  

GGracie: Unless she was using her body heat to warm up the chicken for lunch, there's no reason (except for sympathy or she is really stupid) to use chicken to stuff her bra.

Some safer ideas:
Tissue
Mastectomy bra
Silicone bra inserts
Socks
A cat
Ziploc bag full of water
Panty hose
A small bowl
Girl Scout cookies
Packing peanuts
Caulk
A balloon
Duct tape, tin foil or Saran wrap rolled into a ball
A plaster cast of her good boob
A bag of flour
A bag of dried peas
One of San Onofre's nuclear reactors

I agree with  Bit'O'Gristle: DD is too big...esp for a woman of her size. A nice perky C would have been fine.

Maybe she can have the doctors split the DD and turn it into two nice C's :-p


www.petsyy.com
 
2013-03-18 05:26:50 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."


I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.
 
2013-03-18 05:26:59 PM  
 
2013-03-18 05:32:20 PM  
She's pretty good-looking for 50.

Holy crap, she's 25?

And has been said, going from A to DD is just dumb. Going from A to anything is dumb unless they're mangled or something. And using chicken filets?

Why am I arguing with an article in The Sun?
 
2013-03-18 05:33:30 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?


Brits
 
2013-03-18 05:34:23 PM  
Lesbian.
 
2013-03-18 05:36:08 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.


Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...
 
2013-03-18 05:36:54 PM  

unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.


The first bit was just pain and once diagnosed was pretty easy to fix. The 7 months part is uncertainty about people noticing etcetera. I know that if I had a temporarily disfigured physique that I'd be more worried about people noticing followed by the pity/(perceived) mocking/other social issues caused by body image during that time than a week of pain. You call it shallow, I call it knowing that other people are also shallow and you will be judged.

/Would still like the pity less
//If I got cancer people would preferably not know until I am in my last week and dying in a hospital bed.
 
2013-03-18 05:39:35 PM  

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


Just the fact that they're boobs on a woman should be more than enough to appreciate.
 
2013-03-18 05:39:48 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: She was beautiful looking before the surgery. What sort of assholes in her life told her she could "look better"?


Not just "look better", but "stop looking like a boy".  If that's how boys look where she's from, there's a bigger issue here than her bad boob job.
 
2013-03-18 05:42:13 PM  
I would've spent the money on getting that awful tattoo done over with one of the Tasmanian devil.
 
2013-03-18 05:43:38 PM  
Putting foreign bodies in your body can lead to problems. News at 11. Also chicken? Have you never heard of tissues, lady?
 
2013-03-18 05:44:37 PM  

Zerocyde: Boob jobs are like tans, farking gross. But they serve a purpose. Without them it would be harder to spot shiatty shallow dipshiats before it's too late.


This is brilliant.  I think I'm going to print several copies and just leave them in public places.
 
2013-03-18 05:47:37 PM  
This thread is good for figuring out who comments before RTFT.
 
2013-03-18 05:48:15 PM  
She looked fine before the surgery.

Women, stop buying into the crap and enjoy your boobies, even if they're not the size of Buicks.  We enjoy the smaller ones, why can't you?
 
2013-03-18 05:48:15 PM  
Wouldn't the chicken nuggets produce an odor? Even if the nuggets were not cooked the body's 98 degrees would tend to heat them up enough for them to start giving off a noticeable odor. I see nothing wrong with her breasts in the before pictures they seem cute and perky and her after picture makes her look fat and sagging.
 
2013-03-18 05:50:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?


That name only applies to Hitler's mother.

sharetv.org
 
2013-03-18 05:52:36 PM  

Fallout Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?

That name only applies to Hitler's mother.

[sharetv.org image 400x300]


Thank you. I was wondering where I had heard that at.
 
2013-03-18 05:59:39 PM  
t1.gstatic.com

Understands her pain
 
2013-03-18 06:08:57 PM  
Why can't we have a healthcare system like Britains?

/no, fark u
 
2013-03-18 06:09:34 PM  

fickenchucker: She looked fine before the surgery.

Women, stop buying into the crap and enjoy your boobies, even if they're not the size of Buicks.  We enjoy the smaller ones, why can't you?


Annnnnnnnnd we're done.
 
2013-03-18 06:13:51 PM  

fickenchucker: She looked fine before the surgery.

Women, stop buying into the crap and enjoy your boobies, even if they're not the size of Buicks.  We enjoy the smaller ones, why can't you?


I reiterate this sentiment but I will add, however, unfortunately we men do not have to live with all of them...only one pair (if you get that lucky in life) at a time so we can, in fact, choose without hurting the feelings of those who have low self-esteem who received elective surgery.

Note: I cannot, in one comment, cover all the various definitions of the varying nouns used in said comment, so assume only the most common definitions of mainstream society apply. I can provide more commentary on specific groups in relation to this post upon request.
 
2013-03-18 06:15:10 PM  
Goddamit, ladies, your boobies are always big enough!  Don't do this shiat to 'em!
 
2013-03-18 06:21:24 PM  

mgary: For those of you confused as to what chicken fillets are, in this case, they refer to silicone falsies that you stuff in your bra. Like stuffing with tissues, only more effective.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


I needed that explanation.
Thank you for curing my disgust.
 
2013-03-18 06:21:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.

Well, British hot.

But her tits were perfect as they were.


Agreed. Small women, leave your tits alone.
 
2013-03-18 06:22:17 PM  

DerAppie: The first bit was just pain and once diagnosed was pretty easy to fix. The 7 months part is uncertainty about people noticing etcetera. I know that if I had a temporarily disfigured physique that I'd be more worried about people noticing followed by the pity/(perceived) mocking/other social issues caused by body image during that time than a week of pain. You call it shallow, I call it knowing that other people are also shallow and you will be judged.

/Would still like the pity less
//If I got cancer people would preferably not know until I am in my last week and dying in a hospital bed.


I guess my point was that what you're talking about is optics- what I was talking about were the life-threatening parts of this ordeal.  Stuffing your bra for 7 months is a pretty small price to pay, all things considered.  She essentially got a mastectomy without the breast cancer.  But if she did, then I'm pretty sure that she'd be complaining about the hair loss and not the chemo or the shortened life expectancy.
 
2013-03-18 06:28:49 PM  
What a crappy boob thread.

static.allkpop.com

prettycelebrities.files.wordpress.com

cache.yohyoh.com
Fark, It's like I don't even know you anymore.
 
2013-03-18 06:29:27 PM  

Morgellons: Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.

Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...


I liked reading the names of the cast.

Back on subject, Farkers, I'm wondering. If you were her dinner guest and she served you grilled chicken fillets, would you be slightly aroused, faintly disgusted or a bit of both?
 
2013-03-18 06:31:21 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: What a crappy boob thread.


A crappy boob thread?

www.betterthanpants.com
 
2013-03-18 06:31:47 PM  

Morgellons: Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.

Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...


I've just realised what the scat version can be called and gone and now I am not feeling at all well.
 
2013-03-18 06:34:04 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I've just realised what the scat version can be called


Gene Greene's Mean Machine?
 
2013-03-18 06:34:42 PM  
The tattoo was the queue for the Implant people to know she was due for the goo.

If she hadn't had the ink and implants, she would be 100% natch, and therefore, good to go.

But... She had to go mess with a good thing.
She's probably messed up a lot of good hings in her life.
Boyfriends.
Boyfriends' paychecks.
Boyfriends' cars.
Boyfriends' hearts.
Boyfriends' friends.
Boyfriends' bank accounts.
Boyfriends' leases.

and the beat goes on.

I like tats.
Let me now she's got flawed choice issues up front.
 
2013-03-18 06:40:36 PM  
Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2013-03-18 07:14:50 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-03-18 07:15:39 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s16.postimage.org image 400x647]


This wins the thread.

/Also, the gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas--no curves!
 
2013-03-18 07:24:23 PM  

Caffandtranqs: Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.
 
I disagree.  Many think this is the standard of beauty because it's all over the damn place.  I have a friend with A cups, but she's never wanted implants nor does she wear anything named after food to make her boobs look bigger.  She's never had problems getting men because she is quite beautiful.  In fact, neither I or any of my female friends have considered butchering our boobs because it's simply just farking weird..

   Well then you and your friends are not the type of women of which I speak and seem to attract. I'm aware I over-generalized and actually agree that natural breasts are much more beautiful than fakes so good for you girls for not buying into the stereotypes we are inundated with.


Theaetetus: Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.

Good thing there's a guy like you who can explain how women think.

/maybe there's a different reason that your opinion means nothing to them...


   Probably but I doubt it's the same reason why yours means nothing to me, mr. snarky pants.
 
2013-03-18 07:28:12 PM  
I really can't feel to sorry for her. She stretched her skin too far and after all that just did it again.
 
2013-03-18 07:28:54 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


11. Likes perky breasts and has seen what happens to DDs in their 30s.
 
2013-03-18 07:31:46 PM  

AbbeySomeone: I really can't feel to sorry for her. She stretched her skin too far and after all that just did it again.




Oh, thanks, I didn't know that. I thought it was a cancer survivor. So, with that in mind...

allwomenstalk.com
 
2013-03-18 07:33:03 PM  

cherryl taggart: and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts. When you are endowed with more than what manufacturer


go on...
 
2013-03-18 07:36:58 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.


You know you're being silly. For every few guys chanting that real small ones are better than implants, there's a lot more guys who would cheer if their wife or girlfriend got them and a good number of men sneering that any guy who likes small ones is a pedo and/or gay. Also, there are no such thing a medium ones, they're considered either small or large. Some magical division line at the C cup range.
 
2013-03-18 07:38:51 PM  
I will never ever ever ever get breast implants. Just too much can go wrong. I'm a firm perky A cup and just fine with that. I've said this before but it bears repeating. A is bigger that AA and AA is larger than AAA same applies with all the other letter sizes for breasts.

/shouldn't they have gone through an incision in the nipple?
 
2013-03-18 07:42:00 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: First mistake. Go from an A to a C at the most. Otherwise you are stretching the skin so tight people would be able to see the blood pulsating through veins.


Good plastic surgery is when it is difficult to tell if any surgery was performed at all (read: natural).  Bad plastic surgery is when you can tell quickly that they went under the knife (read: unnatural).

From what I've read, it seems rather difficult to go up that much in volume (A to DD) while retaining a natural shape (esp with an all saline implant).  But moreso, there seem to be a host of complications that could arise (esp without an intermediate step, which brings its own set of complications).  Not to mention the large scar.

She should have had the other large implant removed and gone with something smaller after healing.
 
2013-03-18 07:42:10 PM  

FunkOut: Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.

You know you're being silly. For every few guys chanting that real small ones are better than implants, there's a lot more guys who would cheer if their wife or girlfriend got them and a good number of men sneering that any guy who likes small ones is a pedo and/or gay. Also, there are no such thing a medium ones, they're considered either small or large. Some magical division line at the C cup range.


However, if you got those same guys in a room vs. those guys alone - I suspect you'd get different feedback. A lot of that is just macho posturing BS most likely.
 
2013-03-18 07:45:45 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Likes perky breasts and has seen what happens to DDs in their 30s.


I think you're advocating smaller as opposed to small.  And I agree completely.
 
2013-03-18 07:48:44 PM  
s21.postimage.org

"I'm gonna get a big bucket of  chicken chests and smashed potatoes. "
 
2013-03-18 07:58:53 PM  
the "before" pics looked just fine to me... maybe she needed to stop dating shallow assholes.
then again, she sounds like a shallow asshole, so I guess it's to be expected.
 
2013-03-18 08:04:36 PM  

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


My mom(asian) was almost flat,probably even smaller than AA until she had me. She had my two brothers later.She's probably between an A and a B now.

Laughably I must have inherited from my dad's side(white) and ended up chesty as anything and how I hated it. I was 13 when my breasts got big, and she handed down an ill fitting C-34 nursing bra, as she'd just weaned my brother.
 
2013-03-18 08:04:39 PM  
"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

She deserved a big fark you for saying that. There are plenty of women out there that have to go the rest of their lives after getting cancer without a breast or two.
 
2013-03-18 08:06:45 PM  
Wife has B cup...I like them. I like that she can walk around topless without having to play 'boob-hackisack'.

/I am more of a legs and rear guy myself.
//just saying
 
2013-03-18 08:07:10 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


First, people who think like you do limit yourself to all that life has to offer.  You should truly get out more.

Secondly,

1. No.  But we don't turn it on that often for the past three months.  We moved to a new house (instead of a condo) and now me and my two girls spend a lot of time outside with our chickens and garden.
2. I do drink microbrewery beer.  I also drink domestically brewed beer as well.  It just depends on my mood and bank account balance.
3. Oh, god, no.  I have no desire to watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac, PC or anything else.  My 13 year old is trying to get me to watch them and I just can't stand it.
4. Vinyl phonograph records aren't warm unless you heat them.  Haven't messed with a record since the 80s.
5. Nope.  IMO, Starbucks is for women and the effeminate.  (small joke, guys)
6. Oh my.  If I wore spandex, I'd be harpooned.  But I do bike sometimes but mostly I hike and walk.  No sense wasting gas when the grocery store is only a mile away.
7. I do make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.  If by snide you mean condescending/unflattering.
8. lol.  Not in a long time.  I used to smoke cigarettes but now I only smoke weed.  Legally, of course.
9. Size matters.  Definitely.  One pound over rail skinny in Southern California and you may as well be 700 lbs.
10. I would like Big Macs without the other bun in the middle.  Maybe something thinner like a melba toast or something...I dunno.  Otherwise, they're okay.  I like the sauce.
 
2013-03-18 08:09:49 PM  
Somaticasual:
However, if you got those same guys in a room vs. those guys alone - I suspect you'd get different feedback. A lot of that is just macho posturing BS most likely.

It's one of those things where everyone knows you're not supposed to say you wish your girlfriend's B cups were actually DDs or you wish your husband wasn't 50 pounds overweight. You're supposed to tell people they're attractive enough just the way they are because you love them. If you get the typical guy alone with absolutely no one hearing what he says to judge him - he'll probably admit to wanting a woman with breasts the size of basketballs. That or a purple unicorn monkey centaur with 8 breasts, a dick, and a convenient cupholder.
 
2013-03-18 08:13:07 PM  

FunkOut: Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.

You know you're being silly. For every few guys chanting that real small ones are better than implants, there's a lot more guys who would cheer if their wife or girlfriend got them and a good number of men sneering that any guy who likes small ones is a pedo and/or gay. Also, there are no such thing a medium ones, they're considered either small or large. Some magical division line at the C cup range.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-18 08:14:23 PM  
She could get a bucket of them at Kfarkiller Farkin' Chicken!
 
2013-03-18 08:17:33 PM  
cdn.okcimg.com
Unimpressed

/Hotlinked
 
2013-03-18 08:19:20 PM  

WhyKnot: Wife has B cup...I like them. I like that she can walk around topless without having to play 'boob-hackisack'.

/I am more of a legs and rear guy myself.
//just saying


img89.imageshack.us

Amen brother.
 
2013-03-18 08:31:13 PM  

cybrwzrd: "The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

She deserved a big fark you for saying that. There are plenty of women out there that have to go the rest of their lives after getting cancer without a breast or two.


Agreed. But then again, she took two perfectly nice, healthy breasts and ruined them by trying to overinflate them to Hindenburg size. Did we expect her to not be a shallow, superficial idiot?
 
2013-03-18 08:39:27 PM  

Toquinha: [cdn.okcimg.com image 333x500]
Unimpressed

/Hotlinked




Chosen One!
 
2013-03-18 08:43:51 PM  

dee231: I will never ever ever ever get breast implants. Just too much can go wrong. I'm a firm perky A cup (1) and just fine with that. I've said this before but it bears repeating. A is bigger that AA and AA is larger than AAA same applies with all the other letter sizes for breasts.

/shouldn't they have gone through an incision in the nipple? (2)


(1) Pics would be great
(2) Ow, No, why would you think that?
 
2013-03-18 09:06:55 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Approves
 
2013-03-18 09:16:04 PM  
I remember a friend of mine dated this nice girl who admitted that she'd had implants.  She must have had to order them special, because she was, after implants, a solid A cup.  She said that she'd been utterly flat chested before.  She was only about 5' tall and was tiny, like 90 Lbs.

Did not seem them....uncovered, but they looked real.

IMHO, she was justified in getting implants, but the woman in this article?  They might have been 'small' but she was far from boy flat.  Self image is hard, hard to deal with for some people.
 
2013-03-18 09:17:03 PM  

TrixieDelite: This sounds like part of a Mad Lib:

I only had one (noun), I was forced to use (plural noun) in my (noun) to (verb).


Yeah I'm thinking she has a very different definition of "forced to" than the average person.

/No, I DRTFA
//It's The Sun, why the hell would I?
 
2013-03-18 09:29:03 PM  

NateAsbestos: TrixieDelite: This sounds like part of a Mad Lib:

I only had one (noun), I was forced to use (plural noun) in my (noun) to (verb).

Yeah I'm thinking she has a very different definition of "forced to" than the average person.

/No, I DRTFA
//It's The Sun, why the hell would I?



Page 3?
 
2013-03-18 10:18:06 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: NateAsbestos: TrixieDelite: This sounds like part of a Mad Lib:

I only had one (noun), I was forced to use (plural noun) in my (noun) to (verb).

Yeah I'm thinking she has a very different definition of "forced to" than the average person.

/No, I DRTFA
//It's The Sun, why the hell would I?


Page 3?


For some reason the website always just looks... off... on my browser. I assume it's because they're British and can't figure out how to use proper American HTML/CSS. Jerks.

Besides, plenty of Suicide Girls other places...
 
2013-03-18 10:27:37 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Morgellons: Gordon Bennett: Candygram4Mongo: And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."

I'll wait for the porn version. Titty Titty Gang Bang.

Or the Midget Porn verson, Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang...

I liked reading the names of the cast.

Back on subject, Farkers, I'm wondering. If you were her dinner guest and she served you grilled chicken fillets, would you be slightly aroused, faintly disgusted or a bit of both?


Faintly disgusted, but only because she'd pronounce it "fill-its" as they do in Englandland...

/lady yellow-stamper with a fillet in a hamper, dying to finish the course...
 
2013-03-18 10:47:31 PM  

NateAsbestos: StoPPeRmobile: NateAsbestos: TrixieDelite: This sounds like part of a Mad Lib:

I only had one (noun), I was forced to use (plural noun) in my (noun) to (verb).

Yeah I'm thinking she has a very different definition of "forced to" than the average person.

/No, I DRTFA
//It's The Sun, why the hell would I?


Page 3?

For some reason the website always just looks... off... on my browser. I assume it's because they're British and can't figure out how to use proper American HTML/CSS. Jerks.

Besides, plenty of Suicide Girls other places...




True.
 
2013-03-18 11:10:39 PM  
Do I really have to be the one to start?

i141.photobucket.com

/hate the game not the player
 
2013-03-19 12:02:58 AM  
Toquinha:
cdn.okcimg.com
Unimpressed

/Hotlinked


Whoa.
 
2013-03-19 12:14:48 AM  

BillDozer357: Toquinha:
[cdn.okcimg.com image 333x500]
Unimpressed

/Hotlinked

Whoa.




i164.photobucket.com
Awesome movie. Beginning of realistic animation overlaying of video effects or something someone else could say better than me.

/ay yie yee
 
2013-03-19 12:59:21 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: bah. Shirts are overrated anyways.


Pants are also often over-rated.

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years

Nope, don't own a TV.  The ex wife took it when she moved out 17 years ago.

2. Drink microbrewery beer

I don't drink Coors.  I'll drink anything else. In the winter, heavier beers are preferred.

3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac

I don't own a MAC neither.

4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records

Too homo vinyl sexual for me. Though I know a guy thats into 8 tracks.

5. Read books at Starbucks

Starbucks house coffee is swill.

6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers

I'm sorry my shapely manly ass moving back and forther causes you deep discomfort.

7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart

I remember walking into Wal-Mart in Las Vegas at 11pm.  I drink to forget.

8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises

Most of my friends are smokers. Well ex-smokers now.

9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter

It kinda matters, but not for boobies.  I mean I'm not a fan of sacks of flour, but anything else is fine.  Just as long as they aren't bolted onto crazy.  By definition a lady with a plastic rack is crazy.

10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

Dude. Don't eat those.
 
2013-03-19 01:09:48 AM  
All you Judgy McJudgersons...  If a girl wants bigger tits, and she's doing it to please herself, stfu.  You are no better than the ones who would pressure a girl to get a boob job.
 
2013-03-19 01:31:56 AM  

drinki bird: All you Judgy McJudgersons...  If a girl wants bigger tits, and she's doing it to please herself, stfu.  You are no better than the ones who would pressure a girl to get a boob job.


Pressure? Sometimes you have to help others that can't help themselves. For those times there's...
cdn-x.stockngo.com
 
2013-03-19 09:26:25 AM  

FunkOut: Ohlookabutterfly: Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.

You know you're being silly. For every few guys chanting that real small ones are better than implants, there's a lot more guys who would cheer if their wife or girlfriend got them and a good number of men sneering that any guy who likes small ones is a pedo and/or gay. Also, there are no such thing a medium ones, they're considered either small or large. Some magical division line at the C cup range.


   As I said in a later reply you may have missed I am well aware I have either over-generalized or am talking about ONLY the type of woman who would consider not just getting implants, but going from 0 to 60 like this poor dear did. Obviously her surgeon failed her by putting in such a large size too soon and should have started off with a BB or C first to allow her skin to stretch to accomodate the new mass.

      I'm also unsure how I got lumped into the group of stereotypical male that verbally spouts the pc opinion that small tits are fine whilst secretly wishing for Pandora Peaks. I love all sizes and shapes of breasts. I am more attracted to a woman for her shapely derrier than cleavage though and honestly prefer a shorter, more petite woman than voluptuous. Unfortunately standing 6'3" at 220lbs however, I seem to attract taller women that dislike men close to their height.

   Lets see how many tangents I can get in on this dead thread before my ADHD meds kick in. Ah yes, size. Another thing I have found is that gravity is not kind to busty women. I have become intolerant of the needy selfishness exhibited by the younger women I have dated and find ones closer to my age much more pleasant to spend time with and smaller breasts definately age better.

   I like people who are able to reply to me without resorting to name calling or derisive superiority and also because you like the Headstones you have been favorited.
 
2013-03-19 09:39:48 AM  
Sad, very sad boob thread....
 
2013-03-19 10:01:38 AM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac



False on all counts. I prefer small boobs. I've experienced the whole continuum but I know what I like.

Full disclose: I do talk trash on Walmart sometimes
 
2013-03-19 12:31:14 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac




1. I have a 55 inch TV and turn it on every weekend to watch Netflix
2. I drink rum and cokes mostly and it has been years since I have had a beer
3. I don't own a Mac and the few Japanese cartoons I have seen would not be suitable for children
4. I have CDs but most of my music is in mp3 format
5. I do my reading at home and hardly ever drink coffee
6. I do not own a bike or and spandex clothes
7. I shop at Wal-Mart now and then and have found some good deals there
8. I smoke
9. Size of the penis does not matter as much as knowing what one is doing and what she enjoys
10. I enjoy a Big Mac now and then though lately they do not seem to set well with m
 
2013-03-19 01:17:25 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac



1. I watch TV every day
2. Sometimes, but I mainly drink Miller High Life or MGD
3. No.  Not even close.
4. Sold my vinyl 15 years ago for $17.
5. Don't drink coffee.
6. Again, not even close.  Haven't ridden a bike in 2 years.
7. Shop at Walmart all the time.
8. Nope. I enjoy cigars, though.
9. Size matters, but do you want a chick who knows that from (not your) experience?
10. I eat QP's w/ cheese--not Big Macs.

My wife does have large honkers, but that's by accident.  She was the first girlfriend I could tolerate long-term when she spoke.

/And vice versa, I'm sure.
 
2013-03-19 06:39:37 PM  

Morgellons: dee231: I will never ever ever ever get breast implants. Just too much can go wrong. I'm a firm perky A cup (1) and just fine with that. I've said this before but it bears repeating. A is bigger that AA and AA is larger than AAA same applies with all the other letter sizes for breasts.

/shouldn't they have gone through an incision in the nipple?

(1) Pics would be great
(2) Ow, No, why would you think that?


Going in through an incision through the nipple leaves the least amount of scarring and complications from what I understand. The best surgeons go in through the nipple.

http://www.plasticsurgeryportal.com/articles/types-breast-implant-in ci sions/126

Boyfriend would not appreciate BIE. Sorry.
 
2013-03-19 08:50:11 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


I'm frankly amazed at how many people you hooked with this.
 
2013-03-19 10:43:16 PM  

letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:


A: Want a guy with bigger breastises

/tl;dr
 
2013-03-20 08:27:11 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: letrole: Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

I'm frankly amazed at how many people you hooked with this.


Hooked?  I thought he was looking for a date.

Damn.  I'm not gay but he seemed fun...

/Yes, I know he was trolling.  :o)
 
Displayed 147 of 147 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report