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(The Sun)   I only had one boob, I was forced to use chicken fillets in my bra to even out the size   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-03-18 02:50:38 PM  

And she has now warned other women to be wary of possible side effects of the op, saying: "I couldn't believe it when the implant started coming out of my breast.


Soon to be a Broadway musical... "Titty Titty Bang Bang."
 
2013-03-18 02:59:56 PM  
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2013-03-18 03:16:30 PM  
from an A cup to a DD to stop looking like a boy.

That is one career I overlooked that would have gotten me rich - Con Artist/Plastic Surgeon.
 
2013-03-18 03:17:54 PM  
had her breasts boosted from an A cup to a DD

First mistake.  Go from an A to a C at the most.  Otherwise you are stretching the skin so tight people would be able to see the blood pulsating through veins.
 
2013-03-18 03:19:14 PM  
Or, ya know, you could've gone for a more believable (and probably better-looking) cup size, like "C".  DD?  Really, lady?
 
2013-03-18 03:34:47 PM  
That's kind of chicken tit
 
2013-03-18 03:38:16 PM  
So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.
 
2013-03-18 03:45:23 PM  

unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:

"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve.  And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.


Well, British hot.

But her tits were perfect as they were.
 
2013-03-18 03:50:06 PM  
The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.
 
2013-03-18 03:56:44 PM  
I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?
 
2013-03-18 04:10:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?


Lefty
 
2013-03-18 04:18:55 PM  

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


me too. little titties are great too. all depends who they are attached to.
 
2013-03-18 04:21:52 PM  

minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before.  Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.


Better than fine, really.
 
2013-03-18 04:22:33 PM  
That's a rough 25 right there.
 
2013-03-18 04:23:47 PM  
So who forced her to use chicken breasts?  Doesn't she know they have other things for that?  Isn't that against health codes in Britain?  I know here you can't serve titty chicken unless it's specifically ordered.
 
2013-03-18 04:23:54 PM  
Fark has covered this point thoroughly in the past, but I'll state it again.

Ladies: small and real > big and fake
 
2013-03-18 04:25:48 PM  
Flower Power
 
2013-03-18 04:25:53 PM  
www.q8blend.com
 
2013-03-18 04:26:02 PM  
Seems to be an issue, many women who feel bad about having small breasts decide they will finally live the dream and get the stereotypical DDs instead of something not so large that will comfortably fit with the amount of tissue they have.

I saw a picture of some local American TV new anchor who got in trouble for showing off her new implants at some bar contest. It was obvious she was super proud of finally having the breast size she thought would make her sexy but it clearly looked like two lumps stuck under skin that was about to break. They weren't even shaped like breasts.
 
2013-03-18 04:26:37 PM  
Instead of shoving food in her bra, she needed to shove some food into her mouth.
 
2013-03-18 04:29:14 PM  
Chicken Breast...
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2013-03-18 04:29:42 PM  
This just in, the human body does not like to accept foreign objects internally.
 
2013-03-18 04:30:15 PM  
Fake tits look fake. Fake is not good. end of story.

/small can be beautiful
 
2013-03-18 04:30:23 PM  
I hate bony hips. And bony vulvas.
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2013-03-18 04:30:28 PM  
Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.
 
2013-03-18 04:31:35 PM  
I wonder if it sounded like this when it popped out. Considering its size I should have found a deeper pop.
Link
 
2013-03-18 04:31:37 PM  
Chicken fillets is the nickname of the fake boobie. Not actual poultry. It just looks like a chicken fillet.

TMYK
 
2013-03-18 04:33:04 PM  

Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.


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2013-03-18 04:33:38 PM  
Okay boob is coming out.
 
2013-03-18 04:33:49 PM  
What the cluck?
 
2013-03-18 04:33:51 PM  

Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets?  What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues?  This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.


Now that's just not fair. It's a brilliantly practical solution to not having to carry a bagged lunch everywhere.

//this topic vaguely "Frank-from-always-sunny" approved..
 
2013-03-18 04:34:14 PM  
For those of you confused as to what chicken fillets are, in this case, they refer to silicone falsies that you stuff in your bra. Like stuffing with tissues, only more effective.

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2013-03-18 04:36:05 PM  

xanadian: Or, ya know, you could've gone for a more believable (and probably better-looking) cup size, like "C".  DD?  Really, lady?


Yeah, big B/small C is a great size, especially on a petite woman like her.  Remember ladies, perkiness, shape, and proportionality are more important than raw size.
 
2013-03-18 04:36:54 PM  
DD is too big...esp for a woman of her size. A nice perky C would have been fine.
 
2013-03-18 04:38:50 PM  

namegoeshere: Chicken fillets is the nickname of the fake boobie. Not actual poultry. It just looks like a chicken fillet.

TMYK


Thank you for that information.  As a female, I should know this.

/boob enhancing techniques I know not much about
 
2013-03-18 04:38:59 PM  
This sounds like part of a Mad Lib:

I only had one (noun), I was forced to use (plural noun) in my (noun) to (verb).
 
2013-03-18 04:43:51 PM  
went too big, should have been a c and then d then dd
it was under pressure that is why it popped out
bad doctor
too much too soon
 
2013-03-18 04:44:31 PM  
Boob jobs are like tans, farking gross. But they serve a purpose. Without them it would be harder to spot shiatty shallow dipshiats before it's too late.
 
2013-03-18 04:46:58 PM  
Her breasts were fine, such a shame.
 
2013-03-18 04:48:13 PM  
As someone who has to buy oversized shirts and then have darts inserted to get the fit right, I think this broad is nuts.  When you are endowed with more than what manufacturers think is enough, nothing fits right off the rack.  The bust is right, so the shoulders fall off, and there is a ton of extra fabric below the bust.  The shoulders fit right, so either buttons gap, or if a pullover, it rides up too high in the front and becomes a belly show shirt, because the bust is overpowering.
 
2013-03-18 04:48:55 PM  
The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.
 
2013-03-18 04:51:06 PM  
She'd look better with smaller tits and shorter hair.
 
2013-03-18 04:52:40 PM  
Was I the only one that read that headline and thought this would be an article about how a woman justified stealing food from the meat department?
 
2013-03-18 04:52:43 PM  
So, who's her pictuere-friend in the white bikini?
 
2013-03-18 04:53:03 PM  
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2013-03-18 04:53:56 PM  

Brick-House: The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.


Other than the salmonella, it would appear.
 
2013-03-18 04:54:21 PM  
I just learned that USDA recommends not rinsing chicken before cooking it.
 
2013-03-18 04:54:53 PM  

Molavian: She'd look better with smaller tits and shorter hair.


Damn straight.  You look at that pic and you can hear the chicka bow bow music come on.
 
2013-03-18 04:58:14 PM  
"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months.  It was horrible."

The good news is for seven months she was much more efficient with her bow while hunting in the Amazon.
 
2013-03-18 05:01:04 PM  
Guys, women don't get implants to make themselves more attractive to men, they don't care what we think. They do it because thay are in constant competition with each other and can't stand the other girl with nicer boobs.  This has been apparent to me for a while and I'm actually glad my opinion means nothing to them, makes them easier to get along with.
 
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