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(Bleacher Report)   With Punk holding the Urn, how will Undertaker respond? What stipulations does Paul Heyman have in store for HHH? Will The Rock watch this from his on-set trailer? Grab a Bella, make some s'mores, and pay your airbills, it's time for RAW (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1832
    More: Cool, H. H. H., Paul Heyman, John Cena, undertakers, Brock Lesnar, urns, WrestleMania XXIX, MetLife Stadium  
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2013-03-18 10:30:29 AM  
Still no official word from Pope Punk.  :)
 
2013-03-18 11:09:22 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 11:25:47 AM  
Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)
 
2013-03-18 01:33:20 PM  
Attention: Tenor Reaper, and our other friends from Canada

WWE just announced a return to Canada, on the following dates:

* May 25th, 2013 - Brandt Centre in Regina, Saskatchewan
* May 25th, 2013 - Enmax Centrium in Red Deer, Alberta
* May 26th, 2013 - Medicine Hat Arena in Medicine Hat, Alberta
* May 26th, 2013 - Enmax Centre in Lethbridge, Alberta
 
2013-03-18 02:33:16 PM  
"Tonight at WWE at the Movies! We will bathe in the glorious ooze that comes from a movie that WWE Studios churned out that accidentally MADE money! What else Monsoon?"

"Brain, we're going to harp relentlessly on the straight-to-DVD "success" of 'Marine 3: Homefront'."

"Also, we're going to try not to blink to miss Wade Barrett's latest film appearance, Monsoon."

"As a finale, we're going to get Brodius Clay and Albert's new film review segment, 'Big Men on Film"

"Apparently they're reviewing Burt Wonderstone, and giving it a 'Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, Hated it!"

"Also we might throw in some wrestling because you know a little thing like Wrestlemania is coming up."

"ALL THIS AND MORE TONIGHT ON RAW!"

(Sunuvabiatch I don't drink enough for this crap!)
 
2013-03-18 02:43:31 PM  
Will the Mean Street Posse make a comeback?
 
2013-03-18 03:42:06 PM  
"Brain, says here that rumors indicate a sighting of the Honky Tonk Man tonight on RAW in Pittsburgh, how nice to have a legen... BRAIN TAKE THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"

"Maketh Meith!"

"that'll put asses in the seats!"

"SHUT UP SCHIAVONE!"

"Brain, put the gun down, stop pointing it at Shiavone!"

"At least it's out of my mouth!"
 
2013-03-18 05:38:23 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 06:08:30 PM  
I'm going to do my best to watch this one live... I've watched the last couple weeks thru the DVR, and being able to fast forward through the crap makes for a much better show.

Really, the only reason I'd bother to watch live is the thread.
 
2013-03-18 06:48:12 PM  
After all the BS Thursday night I am probably persona non grata around here, at least with clintster and 3Kelly. Glad we have an evening where people who actually know the rules for the LARPing belts is supposed to work.

/was cheated out of my first legitimate win
//then RevMercutio botched on the OT playoff to retain
///I trust Grand_Moff not to let farkups like that occur on Monday nights
 
2013-03-18 06:51:58 PM  

my lip balm addiction: After all the BS Thursday night I am probably persona non grata around here, at least with clintster and 3Kelly. Glad we have an evening where people who actually know the rules for the LARPing belts is supposed to work.

/was cheated out of my first legitimate win
//then RevMercutio botched on the OT playoff to retain
///I trust Grand_Moff not to let farkups like that occur on Monday nights


No hard feelings towards the good Rev though - he has won, botched and DQ'ed himself into a Punk-like run of 53 days and counting for the TNA belt. Not bad..
 
2013-03-18 06:57:14 PM  

my lip balm addiction: After all the BS Thursday night I am probably persona non grata around here, at least with clintster and 3Kelly. Glad we have an evening where people who actually know the rules for the LARPing belts is supposed to work.

/was cheated out of my first legitimate win
//then RevMercutio botched on the OT playoff to retain
///I trust Grand_Moff not to let farkups like that occur on Monday nights


Hey, no hard feelings here. I didn't anticipate becoming as big a deal as it became. Didn't know that a  quoted phrase that pays counted, and that was my fark-up.  I'm sorry it turned into a controversy, and in retrospect, I support it being counted as a win for you.

i107.photobucket.com
Now let's go out there and KICK SOME ASS!
 
2013-03-18 07:17:25 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others

10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears


i1263.photobucket.com

HI GUYS!
 
2013-03-18 07:33:45 PM  
Finally bold greened. Now bring on the trolls!
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 07:35:07 PM  
I hope CM Punk continues to reach for the "Shawn Michaels\Canada" HEAT.

/HPIBP
 
2013-03-18 07:35:27 PM  
I wonder if we can get a Saturday Morning Slam thread one of these weeks.

/It sure would beat the MLP thread.
//Best wrestling show on Teevee according to RD Reynolds of WrestleCrap.
///Now with more Mick Foley!
 
2013-03-18 07:36:15 PM  
T-minus 30 minutes till Strobe Lights!

Also, FYI, I'll be AFK for the next couple of weeks, including the WM29 thread.  My folks are coming in town for a few weeks to see us (we only get to see them twice a year), so the wife and I ill be chilling with them.

I'll probably pop into the WM thread to at least say hi though.  :)
 
2013-03-18 07:36:19 PM  

clintster: Finally bold greened. Now bring on the trolls!
[i107.photobucket.com image 640x571]


'Merica
 
2013-03-18 07:36:34 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)


What about a Yappapi strap match?!
 
2013-03-18 07:38:21 PM  
The House of GMJ is ready to go!

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-18 07:41:13 PM  

hachimaki2234: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)

What about a Yappapi strap match?!


Have you talked to the Doctor Proper to make sure your wrist is in the proper position for the strapation, dude?
 
2013-03-18 07:41:26 PM  
It's below zero and snowing, but I'm enjoying a nice chicken soup. Night classes cancelled, let's do this.
 
2013-03-18 07:41:53 PM  
thread needs moar shiningwizard!
 
2013-03-18 07:42:00 PM  
business is about to pick up
 
2013-03-18 07:42:19 PM  

my lip balm addiction: After all the BS Thursday night I am probably persona non grata around here, at least with clintster and 3Kelly.


Get the fark over yourself, princess.
 
2013-03-18 07:44:37 PM  

clintster: hachimaki2234: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)

What about a Yappapi strap match?!

Have you talked to the Doctor Proper to make sure your wrist is in the proper position for the strapation, dude?


I'm ambidextrous, so I'm good either way, hahaha.
 
2013-03-18 07:44:58 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-18 07:46:53 PM  
More importantly, is Hornswaggle, gonna, leprechaun it tonight?
 
2013-03-18 07:48:52 PM  
Why do real sports even get their own tab?
 
2013-03-18 07:50:29 PM  
Oh snap, a CONTRACT SIGNING! Somebody's going through a table!
 
2013-03-18 07:51:38 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 07:52:37 PM  

hachimaki2234: Oh snap, a CONTRACT SIGNING! Somebody's going through a table!


I've already called the table's family to warn them
 
2013-03-18 07:53:20 PM  
Why do I get the feeling CM Punk was forced to deal with Taker as supposed to fighting Dwayne for a rematch for his title? I mean if I had a belt for 434 days you would think I'd want my re-match ASAP (exceptions being the Diva belt/Tag team champions belt/European belt/Light Heavyweight belt)?

Oh well....
 
2013-03-18 07:54:12 PM  

my lip balm addiction: After all the BS Thursday night I am probably persona non grata around here, at least with clintster and 3Kelly. Glad we have an evening where people who actually know the rules for the LARPing belts is supposed to work.

/was cheated out of my first legitimate win
//then RevMercutio botched on the OT playoff to retain
///I trust Grand_Moff not to let farkups like that occur on Monday nights


Seriously who gives this much of a fark about made up LARPing belts?
 
2013-03-18 07:54:29 PM  

my lip balm addiction: After all the BS Thursday night I am probably persona non grata around here, at least with clintster and 3Kelly. Glad we have an evening where people who actually know the rules for the LARPing belts is supposed to work.

/was cheated out of my first legitimate win
//then RevMercutio botched on the OT playoff to retain
///I trust Grand_Moff not to let farkups like that occur on Monday nights


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 07:54:29 PM  

tbaughm: hachimaki2234: Oh snap, a CONTRACT SIGNING! Somebody's going through a table!

I've already called the table's family to warn them


Then there's still time. Somebody get to that table, and get him out of there!
 
2013-03-18 07:54:59 PM  

LegacyDL: Why do I get the feeling CM Punk was forced to deal with Taker as supposed to fighting Dwayne for a rematch for his title? I mean if I had a belt for 434 days you would think I'd want my re-match ASAP (exceptions being the Diva belt/Tag team champions belt/European belt/Light Heavyweight belt)?

Oh well....


He had his rematch at the last PPV.
 
2013-03-18 07:55:29 PM  

robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 480x300]


And that was the last time anyone saw Paul Bearer alive... :-(
 
2013-03-18 07:55:57 PM  
Evenin' everyone.  Hurray for Monday night wrasslin'.
I also just finished reading The Death of WCW.  Holy crap, was that depressing.
 
2013-03-18 07:56:25 PM  
Threads have been broken.

"How do you learn to troll off a 20-foot ladder?"
"He could've been broken in half!"
"I thought [Redacted] might have been... knocked out"
"I dislocated my right shoulder"
"I think I Ortoned".

Gredunzas botched.

"I... ruptured a... disc which... fragmented... into my... spinal column."

Accounts banninated in an instant. Yes, this is entertainment, but the hazards are real.

"How's he even able to post?"
"Ponies, admins, mods down."

No matter who you are, no matter what you do, please; don't try this at home.


i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 07:56:52 PM  

LucklessWonder: LegacyDL: Why do I get the feeling CM Punk was forced to deal with Taker as supposed to fighting Dwayne for a rematch for his title? I mean if I had a belt for 434 days you would think I'd want my re-match ASAP (exceptions being the Diva belt/Tag team champions belt/European belt/Light Heavyweight belt)?

Oh well....

He had his rematch at the last PPV.


True, but a triple threat seemed so likely/plausible. Now everyone knows Cena is going to win.
 
2013-03-18 07:57:09 PM  

Captain Steroid: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 480x300]

And that was the last time anyone saw Paul Bearer alive... :-(


1.bp.blogspot.comcdn1.sbnation.com

O RLY?
 
2013-03-18 07:57:15 PM  

Fisty Bum: Evenin' everyone.  Hurray for Monday night wrasslin'.
I also just finished reading The Death of WCW.  Holy crap, was that depressing.


That it is. Great book, but man, there were so many opportunities squandered over egos, money, etc...
 
2013-03-18 07:57:26 PM  

clintster: my lip balm addiction: After all the BS Thursday night I am probably persona non grata around here, at least with clintster and 3Kelly. Glad we have an evening where people who actually know the rules for the LARPing belts is supposed to work.

/was cheated out of my first legitimate win
//then RevMercutio botched on the OT playoff to retain
///I trust Grand_Moff not to let farkups like that occur on Monday nights

Hey, no hard feelings here. I didn't anticipate becoming as big a deal as it became. Didn't know that a  quoted phrase that pays counted, and that was my fark-up.  I'm sorry it turned into a controversy, and in retrospect, I support it being counted as a win for you.

[i107.photobucket.com image 500x375]
Now let's go out there and KICK SOME ASS!


I'm down clintster! No hard feelings here either. I got upset and butthurt at first but was laughing at the end which is what really counts. 4 minutes to show time. Peace!

/internet fist-bump
 
2013-03-18 07:57:39 PM  

hachimaki2234: tbaughm: hachimaki2234: Oh snap, a CONTRACT SIGNING! Somebody's going through a table!

I've already called the table's family to warn them

Then there's still time. Somebody get to that table, and get him out of there!


Did someone say get the tables?
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-03-18 07:57:40 PM  

Captain Steroid: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 480x300]

And that was the last time anyone saw Paul Bearer alive... :-(


EDGE, YOU SON OF A BIATCH!  HOW CAN WE EVER FORGIVE

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

You're a brother Devils fan, how can I stay mad at you for anything.
 
2013-03-18 07:58:22 PM  
Am I alone in thinking that so far the 4-match WM card is looking incredibly thin. There's precisely one match that has much potential, and because of Bearer;s death, the outcome is a foregone conclusion (the Streak ain't gonna end)
 
2013-03-18 07:59:03 PM  

robsul82: Captain Steroid: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 480x300]

And that was the last time anyone saw Paul Bearer alive... :-(

EDGE, YOU SON OF A BIATCH!  HOW CAN WE EVER FORGIVE

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 439x594]

You're a brother Devils fan, how can I stay mad at you for anything.


wrestlingfeed.com

BAH GAWD THAT'S BETH PHOENIX!  DAMN YOU EDGE!  DAMN YOU TO HELL!
 
2013-03-18 07:59:14 PM  

clintster: Threads have been broken.

"How do you learn to troll off a 20-foot ladder?"
"He could've been broken in half!"
"I thought [Redacted] might have been... knocked out"
"I dislocated my right shoulder"
"I think I Ortoned".

Gredunzas botched.

"I... ruptured a... disc which... fragmented... into my... spinal column."

Accounts banninated in an instant. Yes, this is entertainment, but the hazards are real.

"How's he even able to post?"
"Ponies, admins, mods down."

No matter who you are, no matter what you do, please; don't try this at home.

[i107.photobucket.com image 340x234]


That's it, thread's over. Nice to see everyone.
 
2013-03-18 07:59:16 PM  

LucklessWonder: Am I alone in thinking that so far the 4-match WM card is looking incredibly thin.


Am I alone in thinking we live in a heliocentric universe?
 
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