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(Celebslam)   Britney Spears has only been dating this guy a week and she's already reached the "sweatpants in public" stage. True love   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 58
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2013-03-18 10:32:05 AM  
Hey, she looks pretty healthy...good for her.
 
2013-03-18 10:34:56 AM  
For how she has been looking recently, good on her. She can wear whatever the fark she wants.
 
2013-03-18 10:35:27 AM  
she looks cute, in good spirits and healthy. must be some damn fine drugs.
 
2013-03-18 10:37:03 AM  
I think she looks just fine.  Still hot, healthy and smiling.
 
2013-03-18 10:39:09 AM  
Sadly she has also reached the "bra in public" stage too.
 
2013-03-18 10:39:55 AM  
Drawstring sweatpants are second only to miniskirts in terms of access potential. They are fantastic. Subby's attempted barb is bad, and she should feel bad.
 
2013-03-18 10:41:51 AM  
She looks a lot better in those photos than she has in the last few years. Crazy or not I'd still fark her so often I'd have to get nonstop IV's to prevent dehydration.
 
2013-03-18 10:44:49 AM  

H31N0US: Drawstring sweatpants are second only to miniskirts in terms of access potential. They are fantastic. Subby's attempted barb is bad, and she should feel bad.


What about sun dresses?
 
2013-03-18 10:46:17 AM  
If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or ever seen her go to the bathroom?
 
2013-03-18 10:47:52 AM  
wth we are hating on sweat pants now?
 
2013-03-18 10:48:50 AM  
Nobody should be wearing give up on life pants  because peeps need to respect themselves when they leave the house, even if it's just for ice cream or TP or whatev.
 
2013-03-18 10:54:13 AM  

quickdraw: wth we are hating on sweat pants now?


I prefer yoga pants.
 
2013-03-18 11:06:10 AM  
it's the sweatpants just below the panties look.  It's distracting.  You studs all forgot to talk about her mess of hair.  What an abortion.  Jeez!
 
2013-03-18 11:09:28 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Sadly she has also reached the "bra in public" stage too.


Agreed. I always enjoyed her 'swinging milk bag' photos.
 
2013-03-18 11:13:35 AM  

littlett's: Nobody should be wearing give up on life pants  because peeps need to respect themselves when they leave the house, even if it's just for ice cream or TP or whatev.


give up on life pants?

That's a new one for me, lol.
 
2013-03-18 11:14:31 AM  
I'd untie those sweats with my teeth.
 
2013-03-18 11:18:55 AM  
He hasn't reached the Fanta Orange and pokies stage, however.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 11:38:32 AM  
I feel bad for her.  I shouldn't, because she's wealthy and famous and people like that don't really need any sympathy, but I feel bad for her nonetheless.  She's for all intents and purposes, a prisoner, and her dad holds the keys.  She's on an allowance, she can't drive a car without asking permission first, she's heavily medicated, she has no real control over anything she does professionally.....her father runs the conservatorship.

I can't imagine being 31 years old, even with all her money, and be legally unable to have control over my own life.  To make things worse, she has two kids, and who knows what their lives are like.  Do they see their father regularly?  Is she capable of parenting them, or does her father do that too?
 
2013-03-18 11:45:55 AM  

Wellon Dowd: He hasn't reached the Fanta Orange and pokies stage, however.


I'd still kill to wreck that.
 
2013-03-18 11:53:24 AM  
Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?


I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.
 
2013-03-18 11:58:28 AM  

The Singing Bush: Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?

I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.


Same.  I've never had any interest in watching my boyfriend use the toilet, and if he said he wanted to watch me use the toilet, I'd be extremely grossed out.
 
2013-03-18 12:03:08 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The Singing Bush: Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?

I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.

Same.  I've never had any interest in watching my boyfriend use the toilet, and if he said he wanted to watch me use the toilet, I'd be extremely grossed out.


I'm meaning more the couples that the wife won't even say, "I have to go" or she'll wait until the guy leaves the house to go.  I'm not talking about going in and watching your SO drop a deuce, that's disgusting.  I meant it more as subby was one of those people who still think girls don't fart.
 
2013-03-18 12:05:12 PM  

The Singing Bush: Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?

I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.


guessing you don't have a glass coffee table in the bedroom
 
2013-03-18 12:15:38 PM  

The Singing Bush: Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?

I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.


My ex-wife would just come in and go if I was in the shower or brushing my teeth.  Not sit and watch each other but just not be uncomfortable with going to the bathroom because someone is in there.  Hell she would come in and sit on the edge of the bathtub and have a conversation if she wanted to.  Not normally but it happened a few times.
 
2013-03-18 12:25:15 PM  
She's kinda purty.  Not pretty, but purty.
 
2013-03-18 12:40:10 PM  

littlett's: Nobody should be wearing give up on life pants  because peeps need to respect themselves when they leave the house, even if it's just for ice cream or TP or whatev.


With a butt like hers, she could do us a solid and switch to yoga pants.
 
2013-03-18 12:46:50 PM  
I came here to try and figure out why sweats were news. Apparently nobody else knows either. Hell subby, at least she's not out in pajama bottoms and slippers, which is all the rage nowadays.
 
2013-03-18 01:01:16 PM  

mooseyfate: Wellon Dowd: He hasn't reached the Fanta Orange and pokies stage, however.

I'd still kill to wreck that.


Yeah, that's actually seriously hot in a trashy way.

I'd remove those shorts with my mouth.
 
2013-03-18 01:03:06 PM  

kumanoki: ...she looks ...

MyKingdomForYourHorse: ...how she has been looking ...


TrainingWheelsNeeded: ...she looks ...

mctwin2kman:...she looks...

Came in to say how sad it is that people even care about this, but then the first four comments went and did it for me.
 
2013-03-18 01:08:38 PM  
She's been lookin' pretty good these last couple years. I'd let her wrap those thick ol' legs round my face.
She does need to stop lightening or shaving or plucking or whatever she's been doing that's making it look like she has no eyebrows though, that's a bit of a creepy look. Either way, as long as I have a face she's always got a place to sit.
 
2013-03-18 01:10:19 PM  
I can barely see the panties - probably photoshopped in for all we know.

She looks great.  There's already enough people out there who are too snooty to even wear jeans ... loosen up, subby.
 
2013-03-18 01:15:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 01:20:09 PM  

Wellon Dowd:


Yuuup!
 
2013-03-18 01:37:56 PM  
2 kids, a boob job and one breakdown ago - maybe. Now - uh uh.
 
2013-03-18 01:44:07 PM  
Well, she's still loaded, right?  I mean, with money?
 
2013-03-18 01:50:58 PM  
www.blog-city.info
 
2013-03-18 01:57:40 PM  
If a girl doesn't look good without make-up and wearing sweat pants, why date her?
 
2013-03-18 02:05:41 PM  
It's amazing how her low-class suburban roots show through, no matter what.
She's just reboinkng and slumming with this hokie idiot.
The woman is worth, what, $200 million, and she's slithering with this kind of doofus.
Wonder when she'll wake up to her own emotional/psychological patterns, if ever?
She's a messed up chick:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H380i0yuy8s
 
2013-03-18 02:26:09 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 800x1155]


Goldurnit, Brandine, yeh went out wit'out yer bra agin
 
2013-03-18 02:35:53 PM  

The Singing Bush: Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?

I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.


THIS x a billion
 
2013-03-18 03:15:20 PM  

vonster: 2 kids, a boob job and one breakdown ago - maybe. Now - uh uh.


As a person who hates implants I don't think she has them.

Her weight swings up and down so radically and so does her chest. No funky scars or unnatural stretching/buldges. They lie down when she does.

'Tis a mystery.
 
2013-03-18 03:19:29 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: It's amazing how her low-class suburban roots show through, no matter what.
She's just reboinkng and slumming with this hokie idiot.
The woman is worth, what, $200 million, and she's slithering with this kind of doofus.
Wonder when she'll wake up to her own emotional/psychological patterns, if ever?
She's a messed up chick:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H380i0yuy8s


I know.  It's great!

/Got a chance!
//I want HALF, Brittney!
 
2013-03-18 03:34:21 PM  
I thought she went brunette?
 
2013-03-18 03:57:22 PM  

The Singing Bush: I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.


You are preaching to the choir. And let me be clear - it's not just my wife.  There is no one on the earth that I want to spend time with while they are, 'sitting down' so to speak. It's just not my thing and I am absolutely fine with that.
 
2013-03-18 04:01:53 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The Singing Bush: Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?

I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.

Same.  I've never had any interest in watching my boyfriend use the toilet, and if he said he wanted to watch me use the toilet, I'd be extremely grossed out.


puhleeze.... my wife holds my penis for me when I pee.
 
2013-03-18 04:03:40 PM  

FarkingReading: mooseyfate: Wellon Dowd: He hasn't reached the Fanta Orange and pokies stage, however.

I'd still kill to wreck that.

Yeah, that's actually seriously hot in a trashy way.

I'd remove those shorts with my mouth.


Where does the line form?
 
2013-03-18 04:11:58 PM  

zombiegoat: Where does the line form?


Behind her. Duh!

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 04:15:34 PM  

The Singing Bush: Baggy, low-hanging sweatpants are sexy.

Raug the Dwarf: If you really like someone, why shouldn't you wear what you're most comfortable in?  Or should she be one of those women who's been married for 5 years and her husband hasn't ever seen her without makeup or  ever seen her go to the bathroom?

I know some couples are OK with this, but not me.  I've been with my wife for 11 years (married 9) and haven't seen her go to the bathroom, nor do I have any intentions on doing so, like ever.  I can wait 45 seconds to brush my teeth, thanks.


i'm fine with waiting, or hell using the other bathroom. my wife's flatulence could melt a bumper at 40 paces, anyways.

i love her, but DAMN.
 
2013-03-18 04:24:21 PM  
Non-celebrities must walk three paces behind the Diva at all times.
 
2013-03-18 05:31:01 PM  
Because as a woman, you should ALWAYS look farkable for men, otherwise you are useless to them.
 
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