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(MSN)   Recognizing that making Satan a black man was going to draw criticism anyway, the makers of the miniseries The Bible go ahead and make him look just like Obama   (now.msn.com) divider line 63
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2013-03-18 09:45:10 AM  
9 votes:
a twofer. he looks like obama, AND he's played by a muslim!

have they shown jesus yet? is he blonde?
2013-03-18 10:05:31 AM  
5 votes:
Wait till they see Mary Magdolin
img.movieberry.com
2013-03-18 10:05:18 AM  
5 votes:
and he's wearing a hoody
2013-03-18 10:04:39 AM  
5 votes:
Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?
2013-03-18 10:07:20 AM  
4 votes:
img16.imageshack.us
2013-03-18 09:06:19 AM  
4 votes:
farm7.staticflickr.com
2013-03-18 03:03:48 PM  
3 votes:
"SATAN is *NEAR*!!!!!!"

i247.photobucket.com
2013-03-18 10:13:14 AM  
3 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?


24.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-18 10:11:59 AM  
3 votes:

spankymacfarland2001: and he's wearing a hoody


"Put away your sword. Those who use the sword will die by the sword. "Stand your ground!"
2013-03-18 10:11:42 AM  
3 votes:
Already been done:

a.dolimg.com
2013-03-18 10:09:14 AM  
3 votes:

WorldCitizen: Sock Ruh Tease: Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?

This is why I dropped cable.


Because one channel ran a show you don't like? That'll show 'em.
2013-03-18 11:09:23 PM  
2 votes:
"If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon. If I had a father, he'd look like Satan."
2013-03-18 02:44:28 PM  
2 votes:
Don't you know there ain't no Devil that's just God when He's drunk. . .
2013-03-18 11:14:12 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

Best Satan EVAR
2013-03-18 10:57:56 AM  
2 votes:

untaken_name: unexplained bacon: riight...thanks for your input fella.

Read up on Chicago politics. Or stay ignorant. It's entirely your choice.


Study it out, if you will.
2013-03-18 10:44:40 AM  
2 votes:
www.replikultes.net

"Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks."
2013-03-18 10:21:00 AM  
2 votes:

s2s2s2: What real evidence is there that Jesus was brown?


what evidence is there that he was white?
2013-03-18 10:19:50 AM  
2 votes:

FlashHarry: unexplained bacon: There's a whole nutter narrative in fundie RW circles about Obama being pure evil at his core. Not just liberal or even "unAmerican", but spiritually, mystically evil...or as my Mother once put it to me, "he's evil, evil, evil"...*sigh*

what, exactly, has he done that's "evil?"


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2013-03-18 10:12:20 AM  
2 votes:

ArkAngel: Looks more like a Romulan to me


www.ridgenet.net
2013-03-18 09:15:52 AM  
2 votes:
Looks more like a Romulan to me
2013-03-18 10:05:13 PM  
1 votes:

MaliFinn: FlashHarry: a twofer. he looks like obama, AND he's played by a muslim!

have they shown jesus yet? is he blonde?

Coincidentally enough...

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2013-03-18 06:49:26 PM  
1 votes:

andychrist420: arethereanybeernamesleft: Speaker2Animals: Care to answer the other question posed to you, professor? Any "real" evidence of his existence as religions portray him? Difficulty: bible =/= real.

Ahhhh, the common Christopher Hitchens fan.

Look--betting on or challenging someone to 'prove' the existence of God is a sucker's bet.  They can't do it.  You know they can't.  I know they can't.  If they're being honest, they know they can't.  But scornful disdain for a person's faith, such as that you're exhibiting, makes you a shiatty person, not them.  I'll never understand why anyone thinks Hitchens was smart.  Arguing about evidence where there is none is the most simple-minded schtick there is.  At least he made money off of it, his followers are just dolts.

Here's the thing--faith doesn't require proof.  Hell, not even scientific theory has been proven.  Once it is, we call it a law.  The law of gravity is a law because it has been proven.  The theory of relativity is still not proven, so it's still a theory.   Leave proof of God to theologians, and proof of relativity to physicists.  But don't be surprised when someone believes in something that can't be proven.

Get over yourself.

This.  I'm not religious, but I do find that those with faith in a higher power to be much better people than those who don't.  Maybe a little annoying, but generally good people.  Atheists tend to be insufferable, self important asshats.


Yeah, which is why atheists make Chick Tracts, tell everyone that they're responsible for natural disasters because they make God angry, proclaim that we must all swear fealty to God or we will be sent to eternal unspeakable torture by the supposedly all-loving and all-compassionate God who created existence out of love, are told by their faith to convert everyone and slaughter those who refuse to convert, make draconian laws punishing people for loving others who have the same genitals or fark out of wedlock, and demand that the United States declare one religion to be above all others and force everyone to follow it. And how about those Crusades and Inquisition? Let's not forget the annihilation of the native populations of the Americas.

People who need to cower in terror of offending a deity all of their lives in order to not rape and murder and steal for the chance to live in a mansion in an ideal perfection and constantly demonize and criticize others for not imitating them are not the people I want to associate with, have in power, or decide what I can and can't do with my personal life.
2013-03-18 06:14:58 PM  
1 votes:

This text is now purple: gilgigamesh: Nabb1: WorldCitizen: Sock Ruh Tease: Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?

This is why I dropped cable.

Because one channel ran a show you don't like? That'll show 'em.

I think he meant because all of these channels that used to show some great documentaries and educational TV are now devoted almost exclusively to crap reality shows. And he is right.

I do sort of miss The Luftwaffe Channel.


To be fair, there's only so much Hitler footage to show.
2013-03-18 04:56:29 PM  
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?


Because the "History" Channel has sucked ass for a decade now.

I like to tease my wife (PhD, Medieval History) by clicking on it, and saying "Look, hon! ufos and angels! It's HISTORY...just like you studied!"

She either slugs me or moans :)
2013-03-18 04:23:26 PM  
1 votes:
In this thread a bunch of leftist racists claim all black people look alike. News at 11.
2013-03-18 02:47:20 PM  
1 votes:
Should have cast John Waters.
2013-03-18 02:39:54 PM  
1 votes:

pciszek: BunkoSquad: FlashHarry: have they shown jesus yet? is he blonde?

No, but he is of course a handsome European.

They could have done worse that a  Portuguese Jesus, I suppose.


That was a Depeche Mode song, wasn't it?
2013-03-18 02:23:57 PM  
1 votes:

dready zim: A famous song (I believe by NWA) once had the words,


Public Enemy. Fear of a Black President Planet
2013-03-18 01:50:11 PM  
1 votes:

Amish Tech Support: Not only does he look like this. He has the map.


Too bad he has no understanding of digital watches.
2013-03-18 01:35:58 PM  
1 votes:
I'm thinking that all you people who say "Can't see it" need to get their eyes checked.
2013-03-18 01:17:15 PM  
1 votes:

QueenOfHearts: the rabbit ears don't pick up shiat in my apartment


You're still watching an analog TV?  That might be part of your problem...
2013-03-18 01:00:18 PM  
1 votes:
Not their fault he looks like satan.
2013-03-18 12:55:00 PM  
1 votes:
evangelicaloutpost.com

/Satan's birthday. What a lousy party!
2013-03-18 12:43:44 PM  
1 votes:
images3.makefive.com
2013-03-18 12:27:46 PM  
1 votes:
We won't have true equality until a black man can play Satan without starting controversy.
2013-03-18 12:20:14 PM  
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-03-18 12:06:02 PM  
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-03-18 11:49:46 AM  
1 votes:
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
2013-03-18 11:31:59 AM  
1 votes:

The Muthaship: unexplained bacon: pnome: Snort: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]

Best Satan EVAR

Not technically Satan.  That is "Darkness"

I thought that was Charlie and Eddie Murphy...

That was before Wesley Snipes.


application.denofgeek.com
This is best Satan evar!
2013-03-18 11:25:26 AM  
1 votes:

pnome: Snort: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]

Best Satan EVAR

Not technically Satan.  That is "Darkness"


I thought that was Charlie and Eddie Murphy...
2013-03-18 11:17:56 AM  
1 votes:
So... you're saying a Muslim actor looks a lot like President Obama?  Yeah... we know...*WINK*
2013-03-18 11:05:43 AM  
1 votes:
Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy books. Bust this: Those books are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even long ago and far, far away. Check this shiat: You got cracker carpenter Jesus, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Satan, the blackest brother in the world, Nubian demon!

What's a Nubian?

Shut the fark up! Now... Satan, he's a rebellious brother, y'know, down with the free will and all that good shiat. Then this cracker, Jesus, gets his hands on a crown of thorns and the boy decides he's gonna run the farkin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites. And they together go and bust up Satan's hood and throw him in a pit for a thousand years. Now what the fark do you call that?

The Book of Revelations?
2013-03-18 10:56:47 AM  
1 votes:

ElusiveWookiee: When I was watching it last night, Satan looked black.  I mean, charred by the fires of Hell BLACK.  Not "black person" black, which is brown, but black.  And never once did it cross my mind that he resembled Obama--either in skin tone or in facial structure.

I guess I need to try harder to be outraged.


I'm guessing most people who can say the first half of your first sentence don't have any trouble being outraged over just about anything.  Just probably not this.
2013-03-18 10:55:40 AM  
1 votes:
Isn't the Devil supposed to appear with a pleasing countenance? I'm thinking more like Elizabeth Hurley in "Bedazzled".
2013-03-18 10:44:50 AM  
1 votes:
www.stanthony.org

Charlton Heston as a Jew in ancient Egypt.  Are you not amused?
2013-03-18 10:43:59 AM  
1 votes:
Countdown until fox news or another news channel uses the actors picture in place of Obama in a broadcast.

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2013-03-18 10:33:57 AM  
1 votes:
I don't know guys, I just don't see it...

i220.photobucket.com
2013-03-18 10:24:57 AM  
1 votes:
Was Elizabeth Hurley unavailable to play the devil?
2013-03-18 10:20:51 AM  
1 votes:

s2s2s2: What real evidence is there that Jesus was brown?


What real evidence is there that any one such person even existed?
2013-03-18 10:14:11 AM  
1 votes:
Whoever is in charge of this should spontaneously explode on live TV, maybe after being struck by lightning.  The fact that has not and will not happen is about the biggest proof that god does not exist in all of recorded history.  It should honestly be a basis for a new atheist based religion, the fact that the people associated with this crap arent just farking exploding publicly.  I mean really this level of farkery justifies a galactic sized foot and leg coming from the sky and squishing these farkers flat with a booming voice yelling "OH JUST fark YOU, SERRIOUSLY!"
2013-03-18 10:14:09 AM  
1 votes:
Oh, they just all look the same to you, don't they? Racists...
2013-03-18 10:13:44 AM  
1 votes:
This is actually hilarious...it's as if they are mocking their viewers.
2013-03-18 10:13:10 AM  
1 votes:
One of my friends started screaming about this on the book of face last night...my eyes almost rolled out of my head...
2013-03-18 10:10:23 AM  
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?


Because they ran out of alien ghost yeti's.
2013-03-18 10:10:06 AM  
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?


Because they can't afford good CGI?
2013-03-18 10:07:38 AM  
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Why is there an actor who plays Satan in a History Channel miniseries?


This is why I dropped cable.
2013-03-18 10:07:11 AM  
1 votes:

spankymacfarland2001: and he's wearing a hoody


They should just hang him, cause, you know, guns weren't invented yet.
2013-03-18 10:06:06 AM  
1 votes:
It's not our fault many of them often look similar.
2013-03-18 10:05:01 AM  
1 votes:

RobertBruce: this is a weekly world news story.   http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/55325/president-obama-plays-sata n -in-the-bible-mini-series/


The Weekly World News and the History Channel deal with facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." "Jesus was white and Satan was black." Those are facts.
2013-03-18 09:53:16 AM  
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: FlashHarry: have they shown jesus yet? is he blonde?

No, but he is of course a handsome European.


But...but...but he's brown! Conservatives love to kill brown people, remember?
2013-03-18 09:52:52 AM  
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: FlashHarry: have they shown jesus yet? is he blonde?

No, but he is of course a handsome European.


well, if that isn't the face of a first-century galilean, i don't know what is!
2013-03-18 09:52:42 AM  
1 votes:
godlygentleman.com
Oddly, he resembles more of an ethnically probable Yeshua Ben Yosef.
2013-03-18 09:46:20 AM  
1 votes:

vpb: [in2eastafrica.net image 634x380]


that wasn't an accident. they know EXACTLY who their audience is.
 
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