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(Daily Mail)   Kim Kardashian accidentally flashes black bra at airport before accidentally blowing a guy in parking lot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-03-18 08:58:21 AM
Scandalous!
 
2013-03-18 09:03:55 AM
Haha subby, great headline.
+1 would read again.
 
2013-03-18 09:04:34 AM
Women wear bras! O M G
 
2013-03-18 09:05:40 AM

sure haven't: Haha subby, great headline.
+1 would read again.


+1 got the rare audible chuckle that makes everybody look at my screen.
 
2013-03-18 09:09:49 AM
This just in...attention whores seek attention
 
2013-03-18 09:10:22 AM
The good thing is that the world must be in a pretty good place if something like this is getting coverage.

/oh
 
2013-03-18 09:10:47 AM
Daily Fail makes headline out of non-event!
 
2013-03-18 09:14:37 AM
Guy in the parking lot?  That was me.
 
2013-03-18 09:14:38 AM
what is it with attractive young women getting facial plastic surgery to mess up their looks?  Megan fox is another one that was pretty darn cute before she figured she needed that 'hollywood' look.
 
2013-03-18 09:17:12 AM
I've seen prettier drag queens.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-18 09:24:17 AM

Wellon Dowd: I've seen prettier drag queens.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x807]


She has that weird plastic-y Barbie doll face. Kind of glossy, shiny, with some fake-ass lips.

//Cue the Studman69 comments. IDGAF
 
2013-03-18 09:28:25 AM
I would hit it so hard, her baby would have a dent in its head
 
2013-03-18 09:29:55 AM
Oh this is so meh
 
2013-03-18 09:38:01 AM
The Daily Mail: The intellectual depth of Us Weekly with the reasoned editorial stance of Mein Kampf all wrapped up in the journalistic integrity of Fox News.
 
kab
2013-03-18 09:40:58 AM

psydave: This just in...attention whores seek attention


And retarded submitters think it's important enough to share on FARK.
 
2013-03-18 09:42:47 AM
This article is close to Onion territory.
 
2013-03-18 09:45:28 AM
She's going to end up looking like Octomom.
 
2013-03-18 09:50:48 AM
I was in the grocery store the other day waiting in line.

On the one side, Kim was on the cover of Cosmopolitan looking like her normal self -- heavily made up, phony expression, soulless eyes, wearing little more than underwear, etc.

On the other side, one of the tabloids had printed on its cover one of the most unflattering pictures of her that could possibly be taken, making her look like a grotesquely misproportioned monster.

We really do live in a surreal era.
 
2013-03-18 09:57:08 AM
So she's in the new Tyler Perry movie.  That's yet another reason to avoid that like the plague.
 
2013-03-18 10:05:42 AM
i see no reference to accidental fellatio, subby. i haz a disappoint.
 
2013-03-18 10:12:28 AM

Great Janitor: So she's in the new Tyler Perry movie.  That's yet another reason to avoid that like the plague.


ThisSomuch!
 
2013-03-18 10:14:31 AM
I've always wondered if it's a uniquely American thing that some people care enough about a famous person to go out of their way to tell others how much they don't care about that famous person.

What someone who cares about <insert famous person here> says: "OMG, I don't care!"
What someone who honestly doesn't care at all about <insert famous person here> says:
 
2013-03-18 10:20:48 AM

Great Janitor: So she's in the new Tyler Perry movie.  That's yet another reason to avoid that like the plague.


You mean, Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry in a Tyler Perry production of a Tyler Perry film written, directed by, and starting Tyler Perry with a special appearance of Tyler Perry as Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry: The Tyler Perry Experience: A Tyler Perry Movie?
 
2013-03-18 10:22:49 AM
"36? Does that include me?"
"37."
"37? I'm 37?"
 
2013-03-18 10:22:51 AM
That isn't accidentally flashing your bra.  That is someone using a flash to expose an otherwise concealed bra.
 
2013-03-18 10:31:48 AM

bhcompy: That isn't accidentally flashing your bra.  That is someone using a flash to expose an otherwise concealed bra.


Yes, but that won't stop the mouth-breathers from insisting that she wore that top deliberately because she knew it would show off her bra when the paparazzi took pictures of her.  It never quite sinks in that even professional attention whores might not actually be AWing all of the time.
 
2013-03-18 10:56:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Women wear bras! O M G


You would think that being made of plastic they could stand on their own
 
2013-03-18 11:03:48 AM
Actress?
 
2013-03-18 11:20:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Women wear bras! O M G


Now with 100% more Picture Proof!

www.ilovemybra.com

www.theuniuni.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
image.made-in-china.com

You know, just for instructional purposes.
 
2013-03-18 11:25:29 AM

Tricky Chicken: sure haven't: Haha subby, great headline.
+1 would read again.

+1 got the rare audible chuckle that makes everybody look at my screen.


Same here.
Well done subby.
 
2013-03-18 11:50:29 AM
Once you've seen a chick getting railed from behind, kinda sorta seeing her bra through her shirt loses some of its shock value, I think.
 
2013-03-18 11:58:20 AM

Pappas: Once you've seen a chick getting railed from behind, kinda sorta seeing her bra through her shirt loses some of its shock value, I think.


I wonder if I'm one of the few that hasn't seen her sex tape.
 
2013-03-18 12:02:41 PM

littlett's: Pappas: Once you've seen a chick getting railed from behind, kinda sorta seeing her bra through her shirt loses some of its shock value, I think.

I wonder if I'm one of the few that hasn't seen her sex tape.


It's rather tame, almost Skinemax style, but with less explicit nudity(in some regards).  She wears her bra through the whole thing and doesn't show too much
 
2013-03-18 12:08:43 PM

bhcompy: littlett's: Pappas: Once you've seen a chick getting railed from behind, kinda sorta seeing her bra through her shirt loses some of its shock value, I think.

I wonder if I'm one of the few that hasn't seen her sex tape.

It's rather tame, almost Skinemax style, but with less explicit nudity(in some regards).  She wears her bra through the whole thing and doesn't show too much


So she couldn't even get a sex tape right?  That's sad.
 
2013-03-18 12:15:23 PM

Toquinha: "36? Does that include me?"
"37."
"37? I'm 37?"


Came to say 37!!!!
 
2013-03-18 12:18:54 PM

bhcompy: t's rather tame, almost Skinemax style, but with less explicit nudity(in some regards).  She wears her bra through the whole thing and doesn't show too much


Then I haven't missed much.  If you can't even see tits, what's the use?  Is it just her getting plowed from behind making faces?
 
2013-03-18 12:52:55 PM

therecksays: Toquinha: "36? Does that include me?"
"37."
"37? I'm 37?"

Came to say 37!!!!


"In a row?!"
 
2013-03-18 12:54:37 PM

littlett's: bhcompy: t's rather tame, almost Skinemax style, but with less explicit nudity(in some regards).  She wears her bra through the whole thing and doesn't show too much

Then I haven't missed much.  If you can't even see tits, what's the use?  Is it just her getting plowed from behind making faces?



Bad lighting, bad angles, and it makes the "Blair Witch Project" look like it was shot with SteadiCamsTM.
 
2013-03-18 12:54:55 PM
Ok in the Biggest Celebrity Whore off tournament here are my #1 seeds
South Region - Kim Kardashian
North Region - Paris Hilton
Midwest - Lindsey Lohan
West - Christina Aguilera
 
2013-03-18 01:01:14 PM

NuttierThanEver: Ok in the Biggest Celebrity Whore off tournament here are my #1 seeds
South Region - Kim Kardashian
North Region - Paris Hilton
Midwest - Lindsey Lohan
West - Christina Aguilera


Cinderella entry- courtney stodden
 
2013-03-18 01:05:24 PM

Pappas: Once you've seen a chick getting railed from behind, kinda sorta seeing her bra through her shirt loses some of its shock value, I think.


Shock Value Of Seeing Bra would make a great band name
 
2013-03-18 01:06:22 PM
Kimbryo
 
2013-03-18 01:15:15 PM

NuttierThanEver: West - Christina Aguilera


Other than dressing poorly, what sort of detestable behavior do we have on her?  Seems more like a priss in a too-small, slutty costume than anything.
 
2013-03-18 01:21:13 PM
verybadfrog.com

They missed her best side.
 
2013-03-18 01:21:55 PM

factoryconnection: NuttierThanEver: West - Christina Aguilera

Other than dressing poorly, what sort of detestable behavior do we have on her?  Seems more like a priss in a too-small, slutty costume than anything.


Yeah you never heard anything about what she did to her husband during her marriage did you?

/think of a Brazzers video where the husband is forced to sit in a chair and watch
 
2013-03-18 01:24:04 PM

NuttierThanEver: Ok in the Biggest Celebrity Whore off tournament here are my #1 seeds
South Region - Kim Kardashian
North Region - Paris Hilton
Midwest - Lindsey Lohan
West - Christina Aguilera


Remember kids, women who enjoy sex are whores!
 
2013-03-18 01:50:21 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: NuttierThanEver: Ok in the Biggest Celebrity Whore off tournament here are my #1 seeds
South Region - Kim Kardashian
North Region - Paris Hilton
Midwest - Lindsey Lohan
West - Christina Aguilera

Remember kids, women who enjoy sex are whores!


No, women who enjoy sex are fine. Women who act like whores are whores.
 
2013-03-18 02:17:03 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: NuttierThanEver: Ok in the Biggest Celebrity Whore off tournament here are my #1 seeds
South Region - Kim Kardashian
North Region - Paris Hilton
Midwest - Lindsey Lohan
West - Christina Aguilera

Remember kids, women who enjoy sex are whores!

No, women who enjoy sex with me are fine. Women who act like whores are whores.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-18 02:31:10 PM
there is a tabloid religion that she has gained 65 pounds and is covered in stretch marks, which a close friend says will keep her from showing off her body.

I have never wanted a tabloid story to be true more than that one.
 
2013-03-18 03:25:35 PM
memecrunch.com

'That's no ass.  It's a space station.'
 
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