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2013-03-18 10:19:42 AM  
This is on the politics tab because illegals.
 
2013-03-18 10:22:47 AM  

Mikey1969: Fun fact: Potatoes actually originated in South America, which(For the geographically challenged bloggers out there) is REALLY close to Mexico!


Um, I realize that it all looks so close together from up here, but between Mexico and South America is ~5,000 miles of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and their assorted lakes.

// 5,000 miles is wider than the US
 
2013-03-18 10:23:21 AM  
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2013-03-18 10:29:35 AM  

monoski: [ryanseacrest.com image 600x400]

Are we talking white-trash food?


I'v'e been having dreams about that woman.

They're very strange.

In the dreams, she maintains her white trash person...but, she's really smart.  The last time, she was a theoretical physicist.

It's a hoot listening to someone explain quantum field theory by making analogies to butter-ketchup 'sketti.
 
2013-03-18 10:48:26 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Mikey1969: Fun fact: Potatoes actually originated in South America, which(For the geographically challenged bloggers out there) is REALLY close to Mexico!

Um, I realize that it all looks so close together from up here, but between Mexico and South America is ~5,000 miles of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and their assorted lakes.

// 5,000 miles is wider than the US


The point is that the Central American/South American cultures are more closely related than either of them are to North America. That 5,000 miles covers a lot of cross-polinization.
 
2013-03-18 10:56:42 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Um, I realize that it all looks so close together from up here, but between Mexico and South America is ~5,000 miles of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and their assorted lakes.


upload.wikimedia.org
Look at that map. Do you see how far apart southern Mexico and northwestern Colombia are? In what world is that 5000 miles? Did you really have so little idea of the relative placement of those countries as to think the distance could possibly be wider than the width of the US?
 
2013-03-18 10:58:14 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Dr Dreidel: Um, I realize that it all looks so close together from up here, but between Mexico and South America is ~5,000 miles of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and their assorted lakes.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x672]
Look at that map. Do you see how far apart southern Mexico and northwestern Colombia are? In what world is that 5000 miles? Did you really have so little idea of the relative placement of those countries as to think the distance could possibly be wider than the width of the US?


You're not correcting for deformation due to mapping a spherical surface onto a flat plane.
 
2013-03-18 11:08:59 AM  

Mikey1969: Dr Dreidel: Mikey1969: Fun fact: Potatoes actually originated in South America, which(For the geographically challenged bloggers out there) is REALLY close to Mexico!

Um, I realize that it all looks so close together from up here, but between Mexico and South America is ~5,000 miles of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and their assorted lakes.

// 5,000 miles is wider than the US

The point is that the Central American/South American cultures are more closely related than either of them are to North America. That 5,000 miles covers a lot of cross-polinization.


Then the "closeness" is cultural, not geographic.
 
2013-03-18 11:09:54 AM  
I see somebody goes to /r/tumblrinaction
 
2013-03-18 11:12:56 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Look at that map. Do you see how far apart southern Mexico and northwestern Colombia are? In what world is that 5000 miles? Did you really have so little idea of the relative placement of those countries as to think the distance could possibly be wider than the width of the US?


Thought that number was a bit odd, but it was the one that came up 5ish times when I search "how wide is Central America" on google. They might be summing up the widths of the individual countries.

We'll call it ~1,000 nautical miles (based on eyeballing that map), about ~1,150 miles, or the drive distance from DC to Minneapolis.
 
2013-03-18 11:19:52 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Mikey1969: Dr Dreidel: Mikey1969: Fun fact: Potatoes actually originated in South America, which(For the geographically challenged bloggers out there) is REALLY close to Mexico!

Um, I realize that it all looks so close together from up here, but between Mexico and South America is ~5,000 miles of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and their assorted lakes.

// 5,000 miles is wider than the US

The point is that the Central American/South American cultures are more closely related than either of them are to North America. That 5,000 miles covers a lot of cross-polinization.

Then the "closeness" is cultural, not geographic.


Except that geography had an obvious hand in it. If they had been separated by 200 miles of water, things would be different than having 5,000 miles of land to spread over. My point still stands that potatoes are going to be a part of Mexican food far before they were ever a part of even American food.
 
2013-03-18 11:25:34 AM  
TFB: no actually this blog is focused on white people and their poor decisions regarding food.

Ahahaha no.  It's a blog for hating on white people.  Actual entries about food are padded on either side with 10-12 entries of hate, derision & biatching having nothing whatsoever to do with food.  Because hating white people doesn't make you racist!  How could it?


/mods are hungover
 
2013-03-18 11:26:11 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

What Mexico might [have] look[ed] like...
 
2013-03-18 11:35:52 AM  

Mikey1969: My point still stands that potatoes are going to be a part of Mexican food far before they were ever a part of even American food.


I wasn't debating that, I was making a pedantic (and minorly incorrect) point about your incorrect use of the term "geometrically close".

// you always get it wrong when you try and correct someone
// hoist by my own pedant-tard
 
2013-03-18 11:38:33 AM  

Catlike Typist: TFB: no actually this blog is focused on white people and their poor decisions regarding food.

Ahahaha no.  It's a blog for hating on white people.  Actual entries about food are padded on either side with 10-12 entries of hate, derision & biatching having nothing whatsoever to do with food.  Because hating white people doesn't make you racist!  How could it?



Oh yes here we are: no such thing as racism against whites, nope not possible.
 
2013-03-18 11:40:43 AM  

HeartBurnKid: We need a food tab.


Not before we get the Music tab back, we must remain united.

Solidarity Forever

/Food tab's not a bad idea
 
2013-03-18 11:53:14 AM  
Hmm, I can think of some applications for Kimchi in Mexican food.

My experience with Korean food is too brief to think of something going the other way.
 
2013-03-18 11:54:03 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Mikey1969: Fun fact: Potatoes actually originated in South America, which(For the geographically challenged bloggers out there) is REALLY close to Mexico!

Um, I realize that it all looks so close together from up here, but between Mexico and South America is ~5,000 miles of Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and their assorted lakes.

// 5,000 miles is wider than the US


Still close enough for trade routes, especially considering there's not an ocean in between and potatoes travel very well.
 
2013-03-18 11:55:14 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Mikey1969: My point still stands that potatoes are going to be a part of Mexican food far before they were ever a part of even American food.

I wasn't debating that, I was making a pedantic (and minorly incorrect) point about your incorrect use of the term "geometrically close".

// you always get it wrong when you try and correct someone
// hoist by my own pedant-tard


Well, geometrically they Are close. About 2" away from each other on my screen right now... ;-)
 
2013-03-18 12:00:56 PM  
WTF is this shait?
 
2013-03-18 12:30:38 PM  
Was there more there before?
 
2013-03-18 12:46:13 PM  
I googled "Who gives a fark" and MontanaDave was not in the results.
 
2013-03-18 12:59:31 PM  

Vodka Zombie: monoski: [ryanseacrest.com image 600x400]

Are we talking white-trash food?

Speaking of mashed-potato taco...

BRB.  I need to find a bucket.



Damn you. Damn you to hell.
 
2013-03-18 01:02:59 PM  

Bad_Seed: [upload.wikimedia.org image 659x599]

What Mexico might [have] look[ed] like...


...if it hadn't been run by a bunch of Mexicans.
 
2013-03-18 01:38:51 PM  
If it's edible and eaten in a folded tortilla, it's a taco and in the USA that makes it "Mexican food". A lot of what we consider Mexican food in the US you won't find in Mexico, except in places frequented by gringos.
 
2013-03-18 01:49:31 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: bborchar: The worst thing I ever ate in Japan was "Mexican food". It couldn't have tasted less like a taco without morphing into something else completely. First place I went to when I got back to the states after a year was the authentic Mexican restaurant down the road from my apartment. Tamales....

I'm going to guess you had it in Shinjuku on the ground floor of the Shinjuku Southern Terrace.

That place is terrible.


Actually, I lived in Nagoya...and it definitely wasn't better.  The spices and "sour cream" (ie: sour yogurt) are just all wrong.  Actually, the best mexican I had while I was there was made by a friend of mine from Mexico in his apartment.  We would have little parties among the foreign students and make the food we missed in our respective countries.  My friend from Finland had his first fajitas...but he piled a bunch of stuff on them where he wasn't able to close them at all.  We found that pretty funny.
 
2013-03-18 01:53:52 PM  
PEOPLE EAT FOODS I DON'T CARE FOR!
 
2013-03-18 01:54:53 PM  
Wait until this guy orders a hot dog in Sweden.
 
2013-03-18 03:04:25 PM  
The author of this blog speaks for every liberal.
 
2013-03-18 03:40:59 PM  

Where wolf: verbaltoxin: I apologize for my last post. My wife was typing while I dictated, and she misheard me.

Face it, you're jealous though because this is the lovely woman I get to bang every night.

[i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]

Now that's an oooold thread.


takes me back....all the way to home-school.
 
2013-03-18 03:54:46 PM  

verbaltoxin: I apologize for my last post. My wife was typing while I dictated, and she misheard me.

Face it, you're jealous though because this is the lovely woman I get to bang every night.

[i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]


Hey, I know her!

She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
 
2013-03-18 04:59:36 PM  

Frank N Stein: The author of this blog speaks for every liberal.


Hmmm?  Does that mean your dumb post speaks for every conservative?
 
2013-03-18 07:30:34 PM  

andrewagill: Muta: Thanks Obama!

/what does this have to do with politics?
//Why did this go green?

This story actually is funny, and I think it should have been greened, BUT

it's got nothing to do with politics.


Where's the story?
 
2013-03-18 07:32:33 PM  
As a straight, white male, I'm feeling very oppressed right now.
 
2013-03-18 08:00:24 PM  

thamike: Mikey1969: WTF kind of bullshiat link IS this? Crappiest page full of information I've ever seen...

As for the "mashed potato tacos", real Mexican food actually features potatoes in it quite often. What people call Mexican food in this country is actually Tex-Mex, and is an Americanized interpretation of true food from Mexico.

Fun fact: Potatoes actually originated in South America, which(For the geographically challenged bloggers out there) is REALLY close to Mexico!

Seriously, one of the best "tacos" I ever had was made by a Mayan busser at my old restaurant--purple potatoes, peppers, onions and hangar steak in a corn tortilla.  Heavy on the potatoes.  it was mindblowing.
 
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Taqueria down the street from me has a potato poblano taco that's pretty damn amazing.

Oh look, Rick Bayless says it's authentic.  But I didn't grow up in So Cal.

http://www.rickbayless.com/recipe/view?recipeID=38
 
2013-03-18 08:56:12 PM  

Gyrfalcon: andrewagill: Muta: Thanks Obama!

/what does this have to do with politics?
//Why did this go green?

This story actually is funny, and I think it should have been greened, BUT

it's got nothing to do with politics.

Where's the story?


Hubris.

It's not news, it's Fark.
 
2013-03-18 11:19:36 PM  

Smackledorfer: PEOPLE EAT FOODS I DON'T CARE FOR!


That.
 
2013-03-19 08:30:48 AM  

Frank N Stein: The author of this blog speaks for every liberal.


Of course.  Liberals are a hivemind, and every man jack of them believes the exact same things.
 
2013-03-19 11:17:30 AM  
Or vice versa!

/come to Panda Express!
//Asians take your order...
///Mexicans cook it!
 
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