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(Click Orlando)   Body, assault rifle, homemade explosives found in college dorm room. In Florida, we call this Monday   (clickorlando.com) divider line 13
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2013-03-18 09:18:06 AM  
3 votes:
They should make it illegal to have guns and explosives on campus.
2013-03-18 09:03:37 AM  
3 votes:
If this guy was planning on going out in a blaze of glory it sounds like he got the order wrong...
2013-03-18 09:33:04 AM  
2 votes:

wambu: I RTFA to see what kind of "assault rifle" was found.

/leaving dissapoint


GlockAR-47 or something is my bet.
2013-03-18 09:18:30 AM  
2 votes:
If only he had a gun, he would have been able to defend himself.
2013-03-19 09:56:39 AM  
1 votes:

MisterRonbo: Richard C Stanford: wambu: I RTFA to see what kind of "assault rifle" was found.

/leaving dissapoint

It was a Bush-Uzi AK-Glock16.

I know, stupid media, right? Calling any ol' rifle an "assault weapon". I bet it was one of those rifles that can't even be used to assault someone.


Assault knives:
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Assault hammers:
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Assault stick:
www.mindtweaks.com
2013-03-18 11:46:33 AM  
1 votes:
We must immediately ban all dorms!
2013-03-18 10:04:49 AM  
1 votes:

wambu: I RTFA to see what kind of "assault rifle" was found.

/leaving dissapoint


It was a Bush-Uzi AK-Glock16.
2013-03-18 09:35:13 AM  
1 votes:
Well at least he didn't have any weed in his room; that sh*t is dangerous.
2013-03-18 09:27:21 AM  
1 votes:
Jokes aside, I farking loved UCF. The alerts were sent to me and woke me up even though I graduated several years ago.

The university confirmed explosive devices were found in the dorm, not garage as previously thought.

Those dorms are like high rise condos. Sons of biatches have a jimmy johns in the lobby that doorstep delivers.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-18 09:11:20 AM  
1 votes:

TNHominid: If this guy was planning on going out in a blaze of glory it sounds like he got the order wrong...


That's what happens when you get the note cards out of order.
2013-03-18 09:09:53 AM  
1 votes:
Newsflash trumped the Florida tag on an hero? Am I the only one finding this odd?
2013-03-18 09:05:26 AM  
1 votes:
Does anyone even realize how easy it is to make mercury fulminate?
2013-03-18 09:01:43 AM  
1 votes:
Must've been a nasty hangover.
 
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