doubled99: Oh, STFU
gadian: Why do I want to work here? To get a paycheck and continue eating, you dipshiat. Don't pretend that you don't know why I want to work here. I want to get paid. Where do I see myself in 5 years? Anywhere that pays me more or is more satisfying than the job I left.
I have lied at job interview I have ever had. When they ask what my hobbies are or ask what I like to do when I am not working, I always reply with reading, walking my dog, playing a pick up volley ball game, volunteering with disabled veterans or some such crap.
I wouldn't get the job if I told that when I am not work, I am devoted to stock piling as much weaponry as possible, perfecting my recipe for napalm, building my underground bunker, and stalking Christopher Walken.
KrispyKritter: thecpt: who the fark lies during job interviews? Quickest way to not get hired IMOyou must be young. bless your heart. seriously the best jobs i ever had, i had no business being in my position. lie through your teeth, they're doing it to you. tell them what they want to hear.
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