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(Cracked)   Five situations where it's totally okay to lie   ( divider line
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17457 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Mar 2013 at 7:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-18 08:51:45 AM  
2 votes:
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "YES."
2013-03-18 08:20:00 AM  
2 votes:

doubled99: Oh, STFU

Aw.  Is ums upset?  Does ums need a tummy wub?

F*cking moron.
2013-03-18 08:15:25 AM  
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gadian: Why do I want to work here? To get a paycheck and continue eating, you dipshiat. Don't pretend that you don't know why I want to work here. I want to get paid. Where do I see myself in 5 years? Anywhere that pays me more or is more satisfying than the job I left.

when they ask me that, i tell them i want to be a singer for a band
2013-03-18 02:38:17 PM  
1 vote:
This got a good chuckle out of me...

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2013-03-18 02:23:30 PM  
1 vote:
I just have a wide stance.
2013-03-18 09:21:35 AM  
1 vote:
Only if you promise me you'll never die.  If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
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And then, the hot carling.
2013-03-18 08:57:05 AM  
1 vote:
Article failed for me, no mention of cake.
2013-03-18 08:33:00 AM  
1 vote:
"Why do you want to work here?"

"because I am not Paris Hilton so  I have to work"

seriously, this question is the hardest, I always must remember myself that they are not pulling my leg and seriously espect me to enjoy making my exploiters richer.
2013-03-18 08:31:58 AM  
1 vote:
I have lied at job interview I have ever had.  When they ask what my hobbies are or ask what I like to do when I am not working, I always reply with reading, walking my dog, playing a pick up volley ball game, volunteering with disabled veterans or some such crap.

I wouldn't get the job if I told that when I am not work, I am devoted to stock piling as much weaponry as possible, perfecting my recipe for napalm, building my underground bunker, and stalking Christopher Walken.

2013-03-18 08:31:08 AM  
1 vote:
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, loves this headline.
2013-03-18 08:29:18 AM  
1 vote:
Stupid article is stupi...uh, I mean.  GREAT ARTICLE!  WOO!  I'VE NEVER BEEN SO WELL-INFORMED!!

2013-03-18 08:08:29 AM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: thecpt: who the fark lies during job interviews?  Quickest way to not get hired IMO

you must be young. bless your heart. seriously the best jobs i ever had, i had no business being in my position. lie through your teeth, they're doing it to you. tell them what they want to hear.

No wonder I'm surrounded by incompetence.
2013-03-18 07:44:05 AM  
1 vote:
Excellent headline.
no, really.
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