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(New York Daily News)   Man will spend three years visiting all 788 of his Facebook friends in person. Most personal meetings arranged from a website since Myspace   (nydailynews.com) divider line 38
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2013-03-18 08:02:30 AM
looks like a dick sucker
 
2013-03-18 09:11:06 AM
...or Craigslist.
 
2013-03-18 09:11:26 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: looks like a dick sucker


I've always wondered why that is supposed to be such an insult. If it's so bad, I guess no one should ever do it for you.
 
2013-03-18 09:11:57 AM
GET A BRAIN, MORIN
 
2013-03-18 09:31:20 AM
I didn't know you could visit FB friends in person. Thats more work than clicking "like"
 
2013-03-18 10:42:16 AM
For some reason I read that as "Man will spend three years visiting all 788 of his Facebook friends in PRISON", and wondered how that would work.

/i'm sure there's a sodomy joke there somewhere
 
2013-03-18 10:51:17 AM
People friend people on Facebook that they don't already know in person?
 
2013-03-18 10:55:46 AM
I first read that as "in prison" and thought that this guy really needs to get some better friends.
 
2013-03-18 10:56:58 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

Looks like 400 people are getting screwed out of a free portrait...
 
2013-03-18 10:59:12 AM

WorldCitizen: Jon iz teh kewl: looks like a dick sucker

I've always wondered why that is supposed to be such an insult. If it's so bad, I guess no one should ever do it for you.


You think that's bad, my mother used to refer to me as a "son of a biatch"
 
2013-03-18 11:08:30 AM
Best "To Catch a Predator" excuse ever?
 
2013-03-18 11:13:11 AM

xanadian: ...or Craigslist.


yeah, craigslist is the obvious choice here.
 
2013-03-18 11:14:52 AM
Unless his name is Dave Gorman I can't see the point.
 
2013-03-18 11:21:14 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: For some reason I read that as "Man will spend three years visiting all 788 of his Facebook friends in PRISON", and wondered how that would work.

/i'm sure there's a sodomy joke there somewhere


Same here. I was wondering why someone would look to be adding the incarcerated as friends.
 
2013-03-18 11:35:06 AM
Perhaps he'll meet a girl with a gift for romance on short notice.
 
2013-03-18 12:03:17 PM
LOL why would be visit all those people doesn't he know we have Facebook now LOL
 
2013-03-18 12:07:30 PM
Man will spend three years visiting all 788 of his Facebook friends in person. Most personal meetings arranged from a website since Myspace has way too much Free Time and wants to write a book that sells millions to said Facebook addicts.


True.
 
2013-03-18 12:08:34 PM
i'd be willing to bet that out of 788 visits, he'll get at least one BJ.   and maybe a roll in the hay too.
 
2013-03-18 12:08:52 PM
Back to adult friend finder. There are 57 singles in my area waiting to get boned by me.
 
2013-03-18 12:11:37 PM
This is what it looks like when an entire generation is unemployed and unemployable.
 
2013-03-18 12:12:51 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: For some reason I read that as "Man will spend three years visiting all 788 of his Facebook friends in PRISON", and wondered how that would work.


I also misread this as such, and then wondered why every single one of his FB friends was incarcerated.
 
2013-03-18 12:19:51 PM
Done in two.
 
2013-03-18 12:21:49 PM

Fano: Back to adult friend finder. There are 57 singles spammers in my area waiting to get boned by scam me.


FTFY
 
2013-03-18 12:23:14 PM

WorldCitizen: Jon iz teh kewl: looks like a dick sucker

I've always wondered why that is supposed to be such an insult. If it's so bad, I guess no one should ever do it for you.


It`s an insult for a guy, not a woman.

Like `nice thighs` or `I like your large breasts` or `you look like you suck dick real good`...
 
2013-03-18 12:32:34 PM
788 middle-aged fat guys are about to be surprised their "friend" doesn't look like her profile picture.

www.bluntdelivery.com
 
2013-03-18 12:32:35 PM

Fano: Back to adult friend finder. There are 57 singles in my area waiting to get boned by me.


You should bone them all and write a book about it.

#57ShadesofFano
 
2013-03-18 12:46:17 PM

WorldCitizen: Jon iz teh kewl: looks like a dick sucker

I've always wondered why that is supposed to be such an insult. If it's so bad, I guess no one should ever do it for you.


My first thought was, after looking at his pic, "how am I gonna cram my dick in there with all that food?"

/dude obviously doesn't .... *puts on sunglasses* ...swallow.
//YEEEEEAAAAAAAAoh forget it.
 
2013-03-18 12:48:24 PM

Linux_Yes: i'd be willing to bet that out of 788 visits, he'll get at least one BJ.   and maybe a roll in the hay too.


Accuracy by Volume™ is my motto.
 
2013-03-18 01:00:53 PM
can i get $5000 to visit all my facebook friends?  that should cover all the expenses

/not on facebook
 
2013-03-18 01:05:54 PM

WorldCitizen: Jon iz teh kewl: looks like a dick sucker

I've always wondered why that is supposed to be such an insult. If it's so bad, I guess no one should ever do it for you.


I've wondered that same thing. I think if I was going to use dick sucking in an insult it would go something like:

Looks like someone who would blow a bum for bus fare.
 
2013-03-18 01:13:14 PM
he wont finish.. his 358th friend is a serial killer who preys on people who go out of their way to meet friends from facebook...
 
2013-03-18 01:28:32 PM
And he should bring each one a farm implement as a gift.
 
2013-03-18 01:57:43 PM
I don't use Facebook anymore (I did for like a month, then quit) but if one of the anonymous "friends" showed up at my door, I'd probably be carrying a weapon when I answered the door-- IF I even bothered answering the door.
 
2013-03-18 02:44:37 PM

Fano: Back to adult friend finder. There are 57 singles in my area waiting to get boned by me.


The thing I think is crazy is that every time I travel anywhere the same 6 girls have accounts in [current zip code here], just waiting to bone me.  Like, what are the odds that these hot slutty coeds are traveling to the same city as me so often?  I figure I don't need to sign up for an account because I'm bound to see them at the airport eventually.
 
2013-03-18 02:50:56 PM

serial_crusher: Fano: Back to adult friend finder. There are 57 singles in my area waiting to get boned by me.

The thing I think is crazy is that every time I travel anywhere the same 6 girls have accounts in [current zip code here], just waiting to bone me.  Like, what are the odds that these hot slutty coeds are traveling to the same city as me so often?  I figure I don't need to sign up for an account because I'm bound to see them at the airport eventually.


What an astonishing coincidence. I also have the same women in every zip code. I just assumed they belonged to a pillow fighting, pillowbiting , and sexy orgy club.
 
2013-03-18 03:18:40 PM

dready zim: WorldCitizen: Jon iz teh kewl: looks like a dick sucker

I've always wondered why that is supposed to be such an insult. If it's so bad, I guess no one should ever do it for you.

It`s an insult for a guy, not a woman.

Like `nice thighs` or `I like your large breasts` or `you look like you suck dick real good`...


So, basically, it's an anti-gay slur.
 
2013-03-18 09:37:13 PM
Are you Dent? Arthur Phillip Dent? You're a jerk.
 
2013-03-19 01:50:22 PM
Stupid tag on vacation?
 
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