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(Washington Post)   An average minute on the Internet now contains 204 million emails, 2 million Google searches, 1.3 million YouTube views, 3 FARK headline submissions   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-03-18 03:06:13 AM  
And you wonder why you come home from work so tired.
 
2013-03-18 06:38:50 AM  
imagine if that was reversed.  with 4 billion FARK headline submissions every SECOND
 
2013-03-18 06:48:43 AM  
If only Fark didn't have that one minute delay thingy.
 
2013-03-18 07:08:55 AM  
And 200,000 ejaculations from Internet porn.
 
2013-03-18 07:18:11 AM  
and 1 million gallons of man juice
 
2013-03-18 07:53:12 AM  
How many cats?
 
2013-03-18 07:55:54 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: imagine if that was reversed.  with 4 billion FARK headline submissions every SECOND


That must be what Ultrafark is for.
 
2013-03-18 08:05:10 AM  
Well, somebody's got to try to tell the world about Weird Al's parents or that Gay beat Dix.
 
2013-03-18 08:21:39 AM  
Is that a regular minute or a New York minute.
 
2013-03-18 08:32:09 AM  
Only 3?
 
2013-03-18 08:36:49 AM  

WippitGuud: Only 3?


Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!
 
2013-03-18 08:40:47 AM  

verbaltoxin: WippitGuud: Only 3?

Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!


Eh - more importantly you can enter photoshop contests and comment in threads before the riffraff.
 
2013-03-18 08:53:41 AM  

verbaltoxin: WippitGuud: Only 3?

Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!


Your comment is mean and opposite to my world view.  I hope everyone downvotes it so I won't ever have to read a dissenting opinion.
 
2013-03-18 08:54:24 AM  

Faddy: verbaltoxin: WippitGuud: Only 3?

Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!

Your comment is mean and opposite to my world view.  I hope everyone downvotes it so I won't ever have to read a dissenting opinion.


$5 a month?
You think I'm part of the 1% or something?
 
2013-03-18 09:21:33 AM  
And how much Brazilian transformer porn is that?
/Reminds me, I need a new hard drive
 
2013-03-18 09:22:40 AM  

quickdraw: verbaltoxin: WippitGuud: Only 3?

Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!

Eh - more importantly you can enter photoshop contests and comment in threads before the riffraff.


Trust me on this one. TF'ers opinions are seldom much better than Fark liters.
 
2013-03-18 09:28:08 AM  
I am telling you guys this internet thing is just a fad. Give it a couple of months and it will go away. Internet I am putting you on notice, your 15 minutes are up.
 
2013-03-18 09:37:59 AM  

verbaltoxin: quickdraw: verbaltoxin: WippitGuud: Only 3?

Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!

Eh - more importantly you can enter photoshop contests and comment in threads before the riffraff.

Trust me on this one. TF'ers opinions are seldom much better than Fark liters.


Oh no question there. Its just that after a thread gets past 50 comments or so it gets repetitive. I find most of the interesting discussion happens at the top of the thread and then the rest is just trolling..
 
2013-03-18 09:51:07 AM  

verbaltoxin: quickdraw: verbaltoxin: WippitGuud: Only 3?

Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!

Eh - more importantly you can enter photoshop contests and comment in threads before the riffraff.

Trust me on this one. TF'ers opinions are seldom much better than Fark liters.


Keep it up and I'll make you TF'er!!! That'll show you!
 
2013-03-18 10:09:07 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: imagine if that was reversed.  with 4 billion FARK headline submissions every SECOND


And all variations of the same headline.  Duke sucks.
 
2013-03-18 10:12:36 AM  
How many megarams of lolcats is that?
 
2013-03-18 01:21:58 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: verbaltoxin: quickdraw: verbaltoxin: WippitGuud: Only 3?

Yes and 2 of them are stories the rest of the internet got tired of a week ago.

But for only $5 a month you too can discuss dated internet memes and old news, and vote on what gets greened!

Eh - more importantly you can enter photoshop contests and comment in threads before the riffraff.

Trust me on this one. TF'ers opinions are seldom much better than Fark liters.

Keep it up and I'll make you TF'er!!! That'll show you!


It'll show me nothing I've ever seen before.
 
2013-03-18 02:22:27 PM  

untaken_name: How many megarams of lolcats is that?


Enough to fill about 2,653,784 football fields. The math don't lie.
 
2013-03-18 02:32:46 PM  
...and 2 BuzzFeed greenlights
 
2013-03-18 05:00:53 PM  
and a partridge in a pear tree
 
2013-03-20 12:29:56 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: And 200,000 ejaculations from Internet porn.


You underestimate the male population.
 
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