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(The Sun)   A chick dressing up in a boy scout uniform might be sexy if she wasn't Madonna   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 48
    More: Weird, Madonna, Material Girl, queen of pop, Die Another Day  
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2013-03-18 09:38:48 AM  
Ugh.  That is not sexy.

/Isn't blue Cub Scouts?
 
2013-03-18 09:51:29 AM  
Oh, dear. That is a very unflattering picture.
 
2013-03-18 10:11:18 AM  
sfcitizen.com

/hot, unlike that pic
 
2013-03-18 10:13:00 AM  

EvilEgg: Ugh.  That is not sexy.

/Isn't blue Cub Scouts?


It is.
You're an old lady now, Madonna.  Stop it.
 
2013-03-18 10:13:44 AM  
or if it were 30 years ago
 
2013-03-18 10:13:45 AM  
OUTRAGEOUS!
 
2013-03-18 10:15:34 AM  
Scroll the first pic down so just her body is showing. Tell me that doesn't look like a skinny dude.

This one needs to fade into obscurity.
 
2013-03-18 10:17:27 AM  

darch: Scroll the first pic down so just her body is showing. Tell me that doesn't look like a skinny dude.

This one needs to fade into obscurity.


That's exactly the same thing that hit me.  If you can't see her face, it just looks like a young boy about to go camping.
 
2013-03-18 10:22:23 AM  
Am I the only one that's really concerned about subby?
 
2013-03-18 10:29:13 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: darch: Scroll the first pic down so just her body is showing. Tell me that doesn't look like a skinny dude.

This one needs to fade into obscurity.

That's exactly the same thing that hit me.  If you can't see her face, it just looks like a young boy about to go camping.


... except for the fishnets.
 
2013-03-18 10:30:35 AM  

Cuthbert Allgood: Am I the only one that's really concerned about subby?



...really.....  Who considers Madonna a "chick"?   I thought "chicks" were, you know, YOUNG.


/She's not even a milf in my book
 
2013-03-18 10:40:09 AM  
When she dresses up in a Boy Scout uniform, it means she's not gay.  Back off, lezbos.
 
2013-03-18 10:43:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 10:46:44 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 376x800]


While better than Madonna, still not really "good"

/Yeah, I would probably hit it.
//My standards are low
 
2013-03-18 10:58:25 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-18 11:00:59 AM  

EvilEgg: Ugh.  That is not sexy.

/Isn't blue Cub Scouts?


Yeah, Weblows.
 
2013-03-18 11:01:41 AM  

Theaetetus: Raug the Dwarf: darch: Scroll the first pic down so just her body is showing. Tell me that doesn't look like a skinny dude.

This one needs to fade into obscurity.

That's exactly the same thing that hit me.  If you can't see her face, it just looks like a young boy about to go camping.

... except for the fishnets.


So ghastly
 
2013-03-18 11:04:54 AM  
Linda Ronstadt should try it again.
 
2013-03-18 11:09:20 AM  

dryknife: Linda Ronstadt should try it again.


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 11:17:02 AM  

Wellon Dowd: dryknife: Linda Ronstadt should try it again.

[i.imgur.com image 296x400]
[i.imgur.com image 322x480]
[i.imgur.com image 337x480]


I'd cream her dreem.
 
2013-03-18 11:19:34 AM  
Okay, first of all, that's not a flattering cut of uniform. She should have had one custom fitted to her if she was going to give this a shot (could maybe possibly have been sexy). #2, none of her badges are in the right places. This is like wearing a Navy Uniform, but pinning your metals and rank insignia hap-hazardly all over the place. If she was a cub scout in my pack and came dressed like this to a meeting, I'd make her do 50 pushups with a fat kid sitting on her back for resistance.

#OUTRAGED EAGLE SCOUT
 
2013-03-18 11:25:11 AM  
Of course what ever stylist put this together for her mixed the patches from boy scout and cub scout uniforms and the patches are woefully out of place....

Damn she is not aging well, I prefer the Madonna of this era.

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-03-18 11:28:44 AM  

Peter the Magnificent: Okay, first of all, that's not a flattering cut of uniform. She should have had one custom fitted to her if she was going to give this a shot (could maybe possibly have been sexy). #2, none of her badges are in the right places. This is like wearing a Navy Uniform, but pinning your metals and rank insignia hap-hazardly all over the place. If she was a cub scout in my pack and came dressed like this to a meeting, I'd make her do 50 pushups with a fat kid sitting on her back for resistance.

#OUTRAGED EAGLE SCOUT


cdn03.cdn.justjared.com

i WAS going for something different but this seemed way too fitting...
 
2013-03-18 11:40:02 AM  
She is now just the creepy old lady from down the block.

**gives me the chills every time I see it
 
2013-03-18 11:42:19 AM  

Peter the Magnificent: Okay, first of all, that's not a flattering cut of uniform. She should have had one custom fitted to her if she was going to give this a shot (could maybe possibly have been sexy). #2, none of her badges are in the right places. This is like wearing a Navy Uniform, but pinning your metals and rank insignia hap-hazardly all over the place. If she was a cub scout in my pack and came dressed like this to a meeting, I'd make her do 50 pushups with a fat kid sitting on her back for resistance.

#OUTRAGED EAGLE SCOUT


Hear hear!  Well spoken Bruce!

Plus, that's a Cub Scout shirt from when I was one, and that was a very. long. time. ago.

If she were dressed properly, then I would be offended.  As it is, she just looks silly.
 
2013-03-18 12:24:47 PM  
That out looks like it should be covered in cat hair.
 
2013-03-18 12:26:07 PM  
That OUTFIT looks like it should be covered in cat hair.

Dang typos...
 
d3
2013-03-18 12:35:13 PM  
Awful? Yes. But tying your support of GLAAD to an organization that has taken shots for enabling pedophiles by wearing the uniform of a young child? YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
 
2013-03-18 01:18:30 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Wellon Dowd: dryknife: Linda Ronstadt should try it again.

[i.imgur.com image 296x400]
[i.imgur.com image 322x480]
[i.imgur.com image 337x480]

I'd cream her dreem.


0.tqn.com

"I'm waiting, Tyrone."

/Everyone gets old.
//She can still sing the pants off the angels.
 
2013-03-18 01:26:22 PM  

Peter the Magnificent: Okay, first of all, that's not a flattering cut of uniform. She should have had one custom fitted to her if she was going to give this a shot (could maybe possibly have been sexy). #2, none of her badges are in the right places. This is like wearing a Navy Uniform, but pinning your metals and rank insignia hap-hazardly all over the place. If she was a cub scout in my pack and came dressed like this to a meeting, I'd make her do 50 pushups with a fat kid sitting on her back for resistance.

#OUTRAGED EAGLE SCOUT


Metals? Like the ones you get in the Marine Core?
 
2013-03-18 01:26:46 PM  
At least she can help herself cross the street.
 
2013-03-18 01:26:59 PM  
Remember when she did that Sex book? Now picture the opposite.
 
2013-03-18 01:37:58 PM  
Sad.
 
2013-03-18 02:02:09 PM  
Ya, that is one farked up Cub Scout uniform.  I'm fairly certain those fishnet stocking aren't standard issue.  And, I can only assume she left off the American flag patch because she hates America.
 
2013-03-18 02:14:10 PM  

Digitalstrange: or if it were 30 years ago


Not even then.
 
2013-03-18 04:08:10 PM  

Bslasch: Of course what ever stylist put this together for her mixed the patches from boy scout and cub scout uniforms and the patches are woefully out of place....

Damn she is not aging well, I prefer the Madonna of this era.

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x518]


What happend to Madonna is the same thing that's happening to thousands of single late 30's-to-50's NYC women. They become addicted to triathlons/Pilates/spinning/yoga/vegan, subsequently get their body fat down to 8% and subsequently wind up with a body of a 12 year old boy and the wrinkles of iggy pop.
 
2013-03-18 04:16:07 PM  
If she's trying to show how ugly the boy scouts have been towards gays, she's spot on.
 
2013-03-18 06:11:34 PM  

Gimmick: Ya, that is one farked up Cub Scout uniform.  I'm fairly certain those fishnet stocking aren't standard issue.  And, I can only assume she left off the American flag patch because she hates America.


What's with the neckerchief going under the collar, is that standard in the US Scouts?

Wouldn't pass parade here.
(and I'll bet she forgot writing paper and a pen)
 
2013-03-18 06:58:14 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Gimmick: Ya, that is one farked up Cub Scout uniform.  I'm fairly certain those fishnet stocking aren't standard issue.  And, I can only assume she left off the American flag patch because she hates America.

What's with the neckerchief going under the collar, is that standard in the US Scouts?

Wouldn't pass parade here.
(and I'll bet she forgot writing paper and a pen)


Personal preference here. And once you hit boy scouts, most troops don't require one at all.

And as for the patches, WTF was she smoking? Most girls who try for that look (and it can be very hot) buy old ones at thrift stores- if they have patches, they're usually in the right place.

Oh, and wearing a cub scout uniform to a gay rights event rather than a boy scout one has a bit of a pedo vibe to it. Not sure that's quite the message she wants to send.
And I never heard of the paper and pen requirement. I often did have a pen, but never paper.
 
2013-03-18 07:51:40 PM  

EvilEgg: Ugh.  That is not sexy.

/Isn't blue Cub Scouts?


yeah, this is more of a boy scout uniform:

www.blakeclan.org
 
2013-03-18 07:54:28 PM  
also closer than madonna:

www.imagepost.com
 
2013-03-18 07:57:11 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-03-18 09:49:18 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: EvilEgg: Ugh.  That is not sexy.

/Isn't blue Cub Scouts?

yeah, this is more of a boy scout uniform:

[www.blakeclan.org image 430x643]


She's a Club Scout.
 
2013-03-18 10:51:31 PM  
Sad watching attention whores age.  No one wants to see a frumpy grandma trying to squeeze into a cub scout uniform.
 
2013-03-18 11:52:52 PM  
Yikes. Madonna's face -- she's starting to look like Zsa Zsa Gabor!
 
2013-03-19 01:23:52 AM  
As a former member of Boy Scout Troop 13, I am outraged.
 
2013-03-19 03:27:47 AM  

Lurk sober post drunk: also closer than madonna:

[www.imagepost.com image 850x636]


Ah yes.. the fabled 'Cookie Troop'.. ha ha!
 
2013-03-19 11:02:14 AM  
i44.tinypic.com
/madonna is so original
 
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