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(AZ Family)   Hey everyone, your positive thoughts and get-well wishes worked. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is returning to work after falling down and breaking his arm   (azfamily.com) divider line 43
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2013-03-18 06:35:51 AM
Quick, send the man some "Glad you're better" Ladders!
 
2013-03-18 06:37:38 AM
What a beautiful man. Please, let's send him some "Glad you're better" Adders!
 
2013-03-18 06:41:00 AM
In the event of Arpaio's inability to return to work, is there anyone waiting in the wings to represent the racist interests of Maricopa County?

Because let's face it. Joe's just the physical embodiment of the cancer that runs through Arizona. Even with this tumor removed, there's just another tumor right behind it.
 
2013-03-18 06:41:36 AM
Dear Joe,
Hope you have to wipe your fat arse with the wrong hand and get stinkfinger, you POS.
 
2013-03-18 06:43:32 AM
Hmmm... I'm pretty sure the voodoo spell was for ass cancer, not broken arm.....
 
2013-03-18 06:53:35 AM
Damn it! Did I have to be disappointed so this early on a Monday morn?
 
2013-03-18 06:58:21 AM

Can you still masturbate with a caste?



I don't mind the Sudra so much, but the Harijans are right out.

Respectfully,

Lord Punjab Gonzales, Viceroy of Phoenix
 
2013-03-18 07:02:43 AM
Id love to sign his cast.
 
2013-03-18 07:04:58 AM
The 80-year-old sheriff said he tripped on a sidewalk near his headquarters on his way to a restaurant to get a quick bowl of soup.

A quick bowl of soup? Pshaw! Judging by the size of his gut I doubt soup was the last thing on his mind.
 
2013-03-18 07:05:27 AM
"He almost hit his head, but didnt"

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
 
2013-03-18 07:09:48 AM
Can you still masturbate with a caste?

Not sure what that is.  Spanish bullfighting weapon?  But I'm sure he'll get his pink underwear on.
 
2013-03-18 07:16:11 AM

SpdrJay: Hmmm... I'm pretty sure the voodoo spell was for ass cancer, not broken arm.....


You need to spit toward the magnetic North Pole before you spin around three times; not after.
 
2013-03-18 07:16:27 AM
...'Cause a broken limb is usually incurable.
 
2013-03-18 07:19:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: In the event of Arpaio's inability to return to work, is there anyone waiting in the wings to represent the racist interests of Maricopa County?

Because let's face it. Joe's just the physical embodiment of the cancer that runs through Arizona. Even with this tumor removed, there's just another tumor right behind it.


I'm certain there is and he will get the gig by claiming that Joe was too "soft" on illegals. The derp never recedes like a tide, it just keeps rising higher and higher until there is nothing but shiat 20-feet deep.
 
2013-03-18 07:21:39 AM
images.sodahead.com

...Yay.
 
2013-03-18 07:23:23 AM

Mitch Mitchell: Can you still masturbate with a caste?

Not sure what that is.  Spanish bullfighting weapon?  But I'm sure he'll get his pink underwear on.


a chaste?
tidy belt?

GAY
 
2013-03-18 07:33:41 AM
I wonder how many people are in his jail because they tripped and fell and were charged with public drunkenness?
 
2013-03-18 07:47:29 AM
This is why it's a waste of time to go after this guy. A fat, unhealthy man his age who is breaking bones - he won't be around much longer. Satan will take him home before the voters of Maricopa county get it together to shiatcan him. For now, it is probably better to let him stand as a pitiful symbol of the dying order.
 
2013-03-18 07:59:38 AM
Obama planted the banana peel that good Sheriff Joe slipped on so he could silence him and keep him from investigating Obama's Kenyan past.
 
2013-03-18 08:11:01 AM

poe_zlaw: Id love to sign his cast.


poe_zlaw: "He almost hit his head, but didnt"

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0


Boring gimmick account is boring.
 
2013-03-18 08:29:09 AM
Couldn't a happened to a nicer guy.

/seriously though, breaking an arm in adulthood sucks, no matter who you are
//broke my elbow 2 years ago
///arpaio's still a dick tho
 
2013-03-18 08:29:35 AM
If his politics were reversed, and he was doing the same stuff, you would label him a hero.
 
2013-03-18 08:34:04 AM

Thunderpipes: If his politics were reversed, and he was doing the same stuff, you would label him a hero.


If his politics were reversed, he would not be doing the same stuff.
 
2013-03-18 08:43:03 AM
Great going there Joe, go break a leg.

next time, maybe you will be gone longer and they can elect a new sheriff
 
2013-03-18 08:49:50 AM
Better luck next time, sidewalk...
 
2013-03-18 09:18:24 AM
Racial profiling and wanton cruelty is considered "work"? Oh. Right. He's a Republican.
 
2013-03-18 09:24:42 AM
Can we have a fark party when this f*cker finally dies?Arizona fascists. I hate Arizona fascists.
 
2013-03-18 09:41:52 AM
An 80 year old really should have retired from law enforcement a long time ago. Love to see him chase a teenager down a street. Or grapple with a drunk 20 year old.
 
2013-03-18 09:52:14 AM

sno man: Thunderpipes: If his politics were reversed, and he was doing the same stuff, you would label him a hero.

If his politics were reversed, he would not be doing the same stuff.


Ya, he would, same thing, intimidation, selective enforcement of the laws, etc. Here in Vermont there is a war being waged against white middle classed families. Democrats are orgasmic about it.

And white middle class families are leaving the state in droves....
 
2013-03-18 10:00:14 AM

Thunderpipes: If his politics were reversed, and he was doing the same stuff, you would label him a hero.


And IF your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.
If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
And IF you dwelt in the real world, instead of the world of "IF", your posts might occasionally be relevant to something.
 
2013-03-18 10:19:36 AM

Thunderpipes: If his politics were reversed, and he was doing the same stuff, you would label him a hero.


If his politics were reversed he would be giving prisoners Sleep Number Beds, name brand clothing, and personally punching holes through any boarder fence while handing out welfare cards to anyone "undocumentedly" crossing the boarder.
 
2013-03-18 11:15:20 AM
Looks like his activities
have been...
 {}-{}-

....CURBED
 
2013-03-18 11:47:32 AM

Demonrats: Thunderpipes: If his politics were reversed, and he was doing the same stuff, you would label him a hero.

If his politics were reversed he would be giving prisoners Sleep Number Beds, name brand clothing, and personally punching holes through any boarder fence while handing out welfare cards to anyone "undocumentedly" crossing the boarder.


Like Vermont is just about doing literally. And we are suffering badly. We lost population last year. School enrollment down for well over a decade (yet teacher positions up over 25% and budgets doubling every 5 years in many places). Working people are leaving. So they are raising taxes again (property, gasoline, candy) in the worst taxation per capita state in the country.

Just wish liberals knew math. That would solve all the problems in the world.
 
2013-03-18 12:39:15 PM
Damn, this is what happens when I go march in a parade.

Had I known, I would've sent negative thoughts and get-worse wishes.
 
2013-03-18 12:46:48 PM
God: "Damn, missed the bastard!"
 
2013-03-18 01:47:36 PM
The hell, God?  God really needs to do some target practice, because I'm having a hard time believing Jehovah was aiming for Joe's arm.
 
2013-03-18 01:48:29 PM
Better luck next time, gravity...

...you too, liberty.
 
2013-03-18 03:58:49 PM
Dear Joe, if at first you don't succeed....to break your skull.....try, try again.
 
2013-03-18 04:02:01 PM

Thunderpipes: Demonrats: Thunderpipes: If his politics were reversed, and he was doing the same stuff, you would label him a hero.

If his politics were reversed he would be giving prisoners Sleep Number Beds, name brand clothing, and personally punching holes through any boarder fence while handing out welfare cards to anyone "undocumentedly" crossing the boarder.

Like Vermont is just about doing literally. And we are suffering badly. We lost population last year. School enrollment down for well over a decade (yet teacher positions up over 25% and budgets doubling every 5 years in many places). Working people are leaving. So they are raising taxes again (property, gasoline, candy) in the worst taxation per capita state in the country.

Just wish liberals knew math. That would solve all the problems in the world.


As opposed to the conservative math that had Romney winning in a landslide, the deficit being ALL Obama's fault, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan paying for themselves, and tax cuts for the wealthy being a good idea?
 
2013-03-18 04:32:18 PM

Dahnkster: Can you still masturbate with a caste?

I don't mind the Sudra so much, but the Harijans are right out.

Respectfully,

Lord Punjab Gonzales, Viceroy of Phoenix


New fark handle here I come.
 
2013-03-18 07:26:25 PM

Dahnkster: Can you still masturbate with a caste?

I don't mind the Sudra so much, but the Harijans are right out.

Respectfully,

Lord Punjab Gonzales, Viceroy of Phoenix



How do you think people become ambidextrous?
/ambidextrous
 
2013-03-18 08:14:19 PM
Oh and I don't feel safe anymore.
 
2013-03-19 12:41:59 AM
May he be fitted with unnecessary catheters.
 
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