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2013-03-18 10:49:56 AM  
You accidentally the whole thing, subby.
 
2013-03-18 10:59:17 AM  
I think it was Firefly speak.
 
2013-03-18 11:19:27 AM  

spelletrader: You accidentally the whole thing, subby.


meh, after clicking on the article it got a chuckle out of me.
 
2013-03-18 11:48:22 AM  
www.cartoonbrew.com

"Hey Boo Boo...."
 
2013-03-18 11:56:13 AM  
Didn't they warn us that gay marriage would lead to this sort of thing?
 
2013-03-18 11:56:50 AM  
Did all of the Subby's today have a stroke so their headlines don't make sense?
 
2013-03-18 11:58:20 AM  
Yet the polar bears still won't let the brown bears drink from the same glacial run-off.
 
2013-03-18 12:16:56 PM  
"Maybe we're seeing a hint that in really warm times, polar bears changed their life style and came into contact, and indeed interbred, with brown bears," said Stephan Schuster, co-lead author, a professor of biochemistry and molecular biology at Penn State, and a research scientist at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore.

Now will the bleeding hearts shut up about how polar bears will get wiped out by a bit of warm weather?
 
2013-03-18 12:19:29 PM  

OceanVortex: Did all of the Subby's today have a stroke so their headlines don't make sense?


Subby's what today?

/don't use the singular possessive when the plural possessive is the goal
/// or clever Rotsky?
 
2013-03-18 12:38:57 PM  
i273.photobucket.com

Grizzlies and polar bears tend not to get along.
 
2013-03-18 12:59:48 PM  

Priapetic: OceanVortex: Did all of the Subby's today have a stroke so their headlines don't make sense?

Subby's what today?

/don't use the singular possessive when the plural  possessive is the goal
/// or clever Rotsky?

 
2013-03-18 01:26:06 PM  

dready zim: in really warm times, polar bears changed their life style and came into contact, and indeed interbred, with brown bears,


cache.bordom.net
 
2013-03-18 02:42:03 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [www.cartoonbrew.com image 480x1126]

"Hey Boo Boo...."


My mind is broken and warped, I read that tagline "great things come in bears", and I thought "oh, it must be a parody, because no way would they make a joke like that", before I realised bears/pairs.
 
2013-03-18 04:09:22 PM  
I'm part of a program known as the Wilderness Basic Course. We go out and backpack a lot. At the last meeting, we had one of the group leaders come down and talk about dangerous/annoying animals. He spoke about bears specifically. So, to sum up what he said:

Brown Bears: Yell loudly, raise your arms, and they'll go away.
Grizzly Bears: Curl up in a ball and hope he doesn't chew you up too much.
 
2013-03-18 06:02:50 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: [i273.photobucket.com image 650x365]

Grizzlies and polar bears tend not to get along.


Who is driving?!...Oh my God! Bear is driving! How can this be?!
 
2013-03-18 06:44:51 PM  

dready zim: Now will the bleeding hearts shut up about how polar bears will get wiped out by a bit of warm weather?


Soon as the teatards shut up about immigrants outbreeding the Aryans, er, "people who were born here and belong here".
 
2013-03-18 06:56:12 PM  
This is what happens when you allow gay marriage. Chaos!
 
2013-03-18 08:00:31 PM  
www.majhost.com
 
2013-03-18 09:06:50 PM  

dready zim: "Maybe we're seeing a hint that in really warm times, polar bears changed their life style and came into contact, and indeed interbred, with brown bears," said Stephan Schuster, co-lead author, a professor of biochemistry and molecular biology at Penn State, and a research scientist at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore.

Now will the bleeding hearts shut up about how polar bears will get wiped out by a bit of warm weather?


They're breeding with grizzlies this time around. Which means that there are now bears that can live throughout the range of a grizzly, and have the polar bear's 90% meat diet rather than the Grizzly's 20% meat one. Oh, and they're perfectly capable of breeding.

So, in killing off the polar bear, evolution has instead decided to create a murderous superbear. Who says the universe doesn't have a sense of humor?
 
2013-03-19 12:21:20 AM  

KillAllHumans: Counter_Intelligent: [i273.photobucket.com image 650x365]

Grizzlies and polar bears tend not to get along.

Who is driving?!...Oh my God! Bear is driving! How can this be?!


Nice.
 
2013-03-19 02:20:56 PM  

cptjeff: So, in killing off the polar bear, evolution has instead decided to create a murderous superbear. Who says the universe doesn't have a sense of humor?


www.bagofnothing.com
Just wait.
 
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