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(New York Daily News)   Pro poker player busted in prostitution sting. Guess he didn't like his hand   (nydailynews.com) divider line 41
    More: Repeat, Cheryl Raymer, Greg Raymer, World Series of Poker, crime against nature, Duke lacrosse, patent attorney, blackjacks  
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2013-03-18 12:33:49 AM
Niiiiice subby, niiiice
 
2013-03-18 12:55:29 AM
Well played.
 
2013-03-18 01:00:12 AM
2013 shall go down in Fark history as the most creative year ever

We still have 8 1/2 months to go, but if the trend continues on its current rate, I believe it will surpass the awesomeness that was in 2003.
 
2013-03-18 01:26:36 AM
Jeezus, everybody relax. Subby's headline was the first line in TFA.
 
2013-03-18 02:52:35 AM
plagiarism on fark? The devil you say!
 
2013-03-18 05:11:35 AM
forced puns were forced
 
2013-03-18 05:15:11 AM

But Wait There's More: Jeezus, everybody relax. Subby's headline was the first line in TFA.


Plus, it was used in the fark thread yesterday when, apparently, the same guy got arrested for the same thing.

I guess he'll never learn.
 
2013-03-18 05:24:09 AM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-18 05:24:47 AM
Pete and Repeat were in a car.  Pete got out.  Who's left?

/headline was a comment in the other thread
//too many "Irish" modmins?
 
2013-03-18 08:27:33 AM
Rescuing this one with a repeat tag because it's a fantastic headline.
 
2013-03-18 08:34:36 AM

Unfreakable: Rescuing this one with a repeat tag because it's a fantastic headline.


THANK YOU

Whoever the subby is I hope they step forward and offer proof so they can get the credit for such a win
 
2013-03-18 08:42:27 AM
Can anyone give a single reason why prostitution should be illegal that does not invoke a religious canon?
 
2013-03-18 08:43:16 AM
Give subby a hand
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 08:46:04 AM

cman: Whoever the subby is I hope they step forward and offer proof so they can get the credit for such a win


You want to award credit for the headline? Fine, award it TO THE ARTICLE AUTHOR.
 
2013-03-18 08:49:52 AM
Did anyone say yet that THE DAMN HEADLINE WAS COPIED OUT OF THE DAMN ARTICLE'S FIRST LINE?????//slashslash
 
2013-03-18 08:59:10 AM
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2013-03-18 09:01:55 AM
What a waste of police resources.

Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.
 
2013-03-18 09:05:11 AM

Virtuoso80: What a waste of police resources.

Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.


in his position, according to my poker book, he should have folded.
 
2013-03-18 09:10:12 AM
Can we get a few more enormous photos indispersed with 2 paragraphs of a news article?  Sheesh...
 
2013-03-18 09:10:53 AM

bart2puck: Virtuoso80: What a waste of police resources.

Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.

in his position, according to my poker book, he should have folded.


I know going all-in seems -EV at this point, but if you look at the hand history you can understand why he made the move.
 
2013-03-18 09:11:52 AM

Virtuoso80: What a waste of police resources.

Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.


Yeah, but he committed Crimes Against Nature. Which sounds really bad.
 
2013-03-18 09:20:46 AM

Virtuoso80: Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.


You really think a fat guy that old even has a sex drive anymore? I mean biologically he's finished, there's no need for sex whatsoever. At that point it's just a habit, mixed in with some power tripping.
 
2013-03-18 09:37:47 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Virtuoso80: Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.

You really think a fat guy that old even has a sex drive anymore? I mean biologically he's finished, there's no need for sex whatsoever. At that point it's just a habit, mixed in with some power tripping.


You're expecting to lose your sex drive entirely by 48? I think you have faulty information. I'm sure it happens to some guys, but generally I don't think that's right. This may be TMI, but my dad is 72 and still going strong.
 
2013-03-18 09:51:40 AM

Virtuoso80: Quantum Apostrophe: Virtuoso80: Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.

You really think a fat guy that old even has a sex drive anymore? I mean biologically he's finished, there's no need for sex whatsoever. At that point it's just a habit, mixed in with some power tripping.

You're expecting to lose your sex drive entirely by 48? I think you have faulty information. I'm sure it happens to some guys, but generally I don't think that's right. This may be TMI, but my dad is 72 and still going strong.



normally id ask for pics for proof, but i'll take your word for it..... and he did go all-in, thats why he lost.
 
2013-03-18 09:52:42 AM

Virtuoso80: Quantum Apostrophe: Virtuoso80: Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.

You really think a fat guy that old even has a sex drive anymore? I mean biologically he's finished, there's no need for sex whatsoever. At that point it's just a habit, mixed in with some power tripping.

You're expecting to lose your sex drive entirely by 48? I think you have faulty information. I'm sure it happens to some guys, but generally I don't think that's right. This may be TMI, but my dad is 72 and still going strong.


The TMI was the fact he felt it necessary to share the information that he still had a fully armed and operational battle station.  Some men naturally keep going well into their 80s.  Some men are done by 50.  A lot of things factor into it, including testosterone levels, weight (fat = bad), blood pressure (too high = bad), even relationship status (a 19 year old female can do wonders for your "want to...").
 
2013-03-18 10:15:53 AM
PleaseBeHellmuth PleaseBeHellmuth PleaseBeHellmuth *clicks* CRAP!
 
2013-03-18 10:25:28 AM

JRaynor: PleaseBeHellmuth PleaseBeHellmuth PleaseBeHellmuth *clicks* CRAP!


When Hellmuth wants action he just watches videos of himself.
 
2013-03-18 10:34:53 AM
Well, he thought he was first to act, but ended up under the gun.  He had intended to repop, but ended up limping.
 
2013-03-18 10:59:40 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Virtuoso80: Of course the guy uses prostitutes. He travels constantly, is stuck at a poker table for 18 hours at a time, and not to mention he doesn't exactly look like Brad Pitt. I would use prostitutes in his position too.

You really think a fat guy that old even has a sex drive anymore? I mean biologically he's finished, there's no need for sex whatsoever. At that point it's just a habit, mixed in with some power tripping.


It might be different for women, I suppose. But you'd understand if you were a man. Pretty much: men take their sex drive to the grave unless they're a member of The Heaven's Gate cult or have, for some other reason been nutted. Vienna Boy's Choir members and harem guards and (the chemically castrated) don't have much sex drive because the family jewels were stolen (or buried) and, unless they're getting replacement hormones somewhere else, don't have the neccessary oomph that testosterone provides. The sheer number of Enzyte and other boner-pill commercials ought to give you some idea...
 
2013-03-18 11:19:54 AM
One of the nicest guys I've met in poker, and I've met most of them that you can name.
 
2013-03-18 11:22:29 AM
Can we take a step back here and examine wtf is wrong with North Carolina slapping a charge for crimes against nature on attempted professional farking?

I mean sure, he's not exactly a looker, but that seems more than a little harsh..
 
2013-03-18 12:05:51 PM
Black socks and sandals?   He should be shot for that alone.
 
2013-03-18 12:18:10 PM
I feel safer already.
 
2013-03-18 02:38:17 PM
That headline was worth the repeat.  Subby +1
 
2013-03-18 02:59:20 PM

RacySmurff: The sheer number of Enzyte and other boner-pill commercials ought to give you some idea...


Like I said, the drive is gone, that's why you need all these pills. It's just a habit, or an ego trip. My sex drive is in the toilet, and I don't really care. Women aren't worth the effort anymore at my age, and younger women start retching when they hear my age. The middle-aged delusion that younger women want older men is just that, a fantasy. Just look in the mirror and accept reality.
 
2013-03-18 02:59:34 PM
I don't know what's more annoying, subby taking credit for stealing the headline from the featured article, people who obviously did not read TFA giving subby credit, or people still giving subby credit did not read TFA or this thread.
 
2013-03-18 03:45:23 PM
not the suckout he was hoping for...
 
2013-03-18 04:57:59 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: RacySmurff: The sheer number of Enzyte and other boner-pill commercials ought to give you some idea...

Like I said, the drive is gone, that's why you need all these pills. It's just a habit, or an ego trip. My sex drive is in the toilet, and I don't really care. Women aren't worth the effort anymore at my age, and younger women start retching when they hear my age. The middle-aged delusion that younger women want older men is just that, a fantasy. Just look in the mirror and accept reality.


Quantum Apostrophe: RacySmurff: The sheer number of Enzyte and other boner-pill commercials ought to give you some idea...

Like I said, the drive is gone, that's why you need all these pills. It's just a habit, or an ego trip. My sex drive is in the toilet, and I don't really care. Women aren't worth the effort anymore at my age, and younger women start retching when they hear my age. The middle-aged delusion that younger women want older men is just that, a fantasy. Just look in the mirror and accept reality.


Sex drive and impotence are two completely different things from what I understand. I've seen plenty of divorced older men turn into randy goats once they're free of their marital shackles. They sure weren't in the habit while they were married. (Some were, thus the divorces, but many weren't horndogs while they were married.) They obviously had the drive despite needing a little help from Viagra. Sure, some of it is probably from the perceived stigma that would result if they thought people thought they couldn't perform, but when your wife hears through the grapevine that the divorcee's girlfriend is complaining about how much the guy tries to initiate sex--the guy probably legitimately can be considered to have a sex drive.
 
2013-03-18 09:31:41 PM
I would like to raise you.
 
2013-03-19 11:54:56 AM

The Muthaship: One of the nicest guys I've met in poker, and I've met most of them that you can name.


Where I play, he and TJ are pretty frequent players.  He has always seemed pretty nice and easy going.

TJ, on the other hand, was pissed that I doubled up off him after calling with a flush draw.
 
2013-03-20 01:04:38 AM
When I saw the headline I was like...

f.cl.ly

Then I read the article...

f.cl.ly

And I was like...

f.cl.ly
 
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