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(The Sun)   Cute 21-year-old mum married to five brothers, sleeping with a different one each night (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-03-18 07:33:11 AM
6 votes:
Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are my genes....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist
pc
2013-03-18 07:23:49 AM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-18 05:29:21 AM
4 votes:

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


FTFY
2013-03-18 09:02:45 AM
3 votes:
Well, I thought working in a blue color trade would have desensitized me to all the stupid shiat men can say when there are no women around but nooooooo. Well done disgusting pigs, you've made me nauseous AND killed my libido for the day.
2013-03-18 08:27:17 AM
3 votes:
Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.
2013-03-18 09:37:34 AM
2 votes:
www.propmasters.net

Ben, Pardner & Elizabeth approve of this.
2013-03-18 08:47:01 AM
2 votes:

gadian: Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.


I'm picturing her enjoying a nice Merlot while soaking in a tub of Calgon.
/I'm allowed to wish her nice things.
xcv
2013-03-18 08:29:50 AM
2 votes:

LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are

property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist


Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.
2013-03-18 07:26:09 AM
2 votes:

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


She said in tfa that she sleeps with onebrother a night. Given the siutation, I am sure the other four just have sex with each other. After all, they are "one big happy family."
2013-03-18 07:25:44 AM
2 votes:
I wonder who those people really are.
2013-03-18 01:49:53 AM
2 votes:
Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?
2013-03-18 04:03:12 PM
1 votes:
You know, she seems pretty smiley in her pictures.

But the whole polyandry idea probably seems preposterous for people who think all women hate sex and just suffer through it to get money from their male mate for shoe shoppin' and chocolates. You know, except for those few women who are obviously mentally ill because they do like it.
2013-03-18 02:20:52 PM
1 votes:

HKWolf: namegoeshere: Maya Banks did this.

But her fictional guys are hot and most of the time, wealthy. Not 5ft talk hut dwellers.

Apparently, this lady likes Five Guys burgers and fries. Extra sauce.


Yes, TFA is putting a hurt on my fantasy. And Five Guys is out now, too. So thanks a lot.
2013-03-18 12:36:53 PM
1 votes:

Dragonflew: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.

Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?


Well, you go to a site that you want to post a picture from, right click the picture  and choose "copy image location" from the menu that will appear.  After that, you return to Fark and paste the address into the comments box. The picture will often show up in your post (although some require a bit more finesse). If you choose, you can add more than one picture.  You also have the option of typing in text that will also show along with the picture.  If you and another person have similar ideas for the same lame joke at about the same time, it's likely that they will be near each other in the discussion thread.
2013-03-18 11:57:41 AM
1 votes:
Man, that photo is sooo ripe for photo shopping, wish I knew how.
2013-03-18 10:20:31 AM
1 votes:

thisone: poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.

I can believe it. From what I've seen on television, India's poor are so beyond my experience of poor, the entire family can be working 16 hour days and still barely have enough money to feed, clothe and shelter everyone.


This! Americas poor could really learn a lesson about how to keep a woman down  5 on 1 style.
2013-03-18 10:17:42 AM
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


I can believe it. From what I've seen on television, India's poor are so beyond my experience of poor, the entire family can be working 16 hour days and still barely have enough money to feed, clothe and shelter everyone.
2013-03-18 09:59:22 AM
1 votes:

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


This sort of living arrangement is rare, but not unheard of. It's usually found in harsh, resource-poor regions where population control is very important; all the men still get laid, but a woman can only be pregnant with one kid at a time (usually). Of course, that leaves the problem of what to do with excess females, but you can always leave girl babies out to die of exposure. It's a hard old world.
2013-03-18 09:20:23 AM
1 votes:
predatorpongleague.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-18 09:17:33 AM
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: If this is true, then good for them. If they're happy, let them do it.

Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"


But that's not their argument... their argument is that if we let the gays marry, it will lead to people marrying goats and turtles...

seriously...
2013-03-18 09:14:52 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-18 09:06:56 AM
1 votes:

gadian: Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.


She seems okay with the sex, only has one child to handle right now, and making five sandwiches isn't a bad trade off for having five working men's paychecks coming in.  Now when she is 40, she will find out how much of a pain it will be.  By then the sex will be exciting as mopping the floor (well if she ever did any mopping) and the 14 kids would be on her last nerve.
2013-03-18 09:04:27 AM
1 votes:
Theory Of Null: I seen something about this on National Geographic one day. It's called fraternal polyandry and it's practiced most in mountain villages.
Something about them not being able to produce enough allow females to live to maturity.

FTFY
2013-03-18 09:00:38 AM
1 votes:

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


DVDA?
2013-03-18 08:59:25 AM
1 votes:
For what it's worth, I read "Kim" last month, and in it Kipling portrayed a society in the foothills in the Himalayas where polyandry was practiced.

I know you have to take Kipling with a grain of salt but the picture in the article looks like it might be in the same region so I'd give it a some chance of being factual.

And if it is, who cares? In a few years there will be five sets of blue balls instead of just the one pair to which we've become accustomed to in the west.
2013-03-18 08:50:09 AM
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


The story's fake. Spurious. Not Genuine. Fabricated from whole cloth. A forgery. A sham. Bogus. False. Fabricated. An invention to pander to the post-empire racism of the British middle class.
2013-03-18 08:41:08 AM
1 votes:
static2.americanlifestyle.info
She's gonna need a ton of this.
2013-03-18 08:38:00 AM
1 votes:
If this is true, then good for them. If they're happy, let them do it.

Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"
2013-03-18 08:33:04 AM
1 votes:

xcv: LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist

Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.


Good point. This is also true, although I like the gene argument as well (despite it being more evolutionary psychology) because we see something similar in cheetahs. But yes, land and other goods don't have to be divided in these types of marriage.
2013-03-18 08:20:07 AM
1 votes:
This is what happens when you kill all your baby girls and keep your sons alive. Eventually they would HAVE to share a wife since there are no single women for hundreds of miles.
2013-03-18 08:08:10 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-03-18 08:06:42 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: RockofAges: Sex Roti? Don't tell the food truck operators or we'll have our new "cute food name".

Also, given how depleted the living conditions are there, this is really not even a story.

so...people that live at poverty levels, their story doesn't count. interesting take on humanity you have there.


Way to misinterpret words. wordmaster.

It's not a story because it's so commonplace. It's only sensational to our own culture because we are so far removed (via our privilege) from their sort of reality / existence.

HTH.
2013-03-18 08:03:34 AM
1 votes:
Those people pose like those folks do for the Swedish dance band album covers.
2013-03-18 08:02:12 AM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.


Well, they're on a rota, so it's not like they are somehow going to get better vagi on one day versus anot.
2013-03-18 08:00:35 AM
1 votes:
Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.
2013-03-18 07:49:23 AM
1 votes:
Well, isn't SHE the popular one.
2013-03-18 07:39:56 AM
1 votes:
I seen something about this on National Geographic one day. It's called fraternal polyandry and it's practiced most in mountain villages.
Something about them not being able to produce enough females.
2013-03-18 07:37:01 AM
1 votes:
Wife: "I am ready to make sex with you Friday Husband..."
Friday Husband: "Thank Vishnu it's Friday!"
*Awkward groping and Friday Husband decides to please his wife by "going down"*
Friday Husband: "Just relax my wife and i will do the needful and pleasure you with my tongue"
Wife: "That is Ok, Friday Husband, there is no ne-"
Friday Husband: "Oh! I see you are already dripping with excitement my wife!"
Wife: "Uh... Yes, excitement, that must be it, yes..."
Friday Husband: "I am concerned my wife, you taste of salt and copper, perhaps you would benifit from drinking more water"
2013-03-18 07:34:51 AM
1 votes:
2.imimg.com
Sexy lotah
2013-03-18 07:26:00 AM
1 votes:
If i were in that situation, I'd want to be the Monday husband, you know, the one directly AFTER the Sunday bath...

I wonder if she got the large fries with her 5 guys...
2013-03-18 07:13:13 AM
1 votes:
Wait... sex every 5 days with my wife?! SIGN ME UP!
2013-03-18 07:12:02 AM
1 votes:
Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.
2013-03-18 07:12:01 AM
1 votes:
Maya Banks did this.
2013-03-18 12:53:27 AM
1 votes:
Disappointing.  I thought her name would be Draupadi.  The Sun disappoints again.
 
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