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(The Sun)   Cute 21-year-old mum married to five brothers, sleeping with a different one each night (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-03-18 10:20:31 AM

thisone: poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.

I can believe it. From what I've seen on television, India's poor are so beyond my experience of poor, the entire family can be working 16 hour days and still barely have enough money to feed, clothe and shelter everyone.


This! Americas poor could really learn a lesson about how to keep a woman down  5 on 1 style.
 
2013-03-18 10:26:13 AM
I guess 5 dudes on a broad is ok unless you are a Swiss tourist.
 
2013-03-18 10:27:02 AM

buttcat: After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

[www.seriouseats.com image 608x458]


Yes, five penises and her vagina is totally ruined
 
2013-03-18 10:31:20 AM

Anthracite: All I could think of is with 5 guys you would think that one of them could get a few timbers and fix that place up.


Well... like the saying goes, if you ask a man to fix something, he will do it, he doesn't need to be reminded about it every 6 months...
 
2013-03-18 10:32:31 AM
 
2013-03-18 10:34:57 AM

buttcat: After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

[www.seriouseats.com image 608x458]


I'd eat that.
 
2013-03-18 10:50:33 AM
5 guys and 1 girl in India? It's just a slow-motion gang-rape.
 
2013-03-18 11:13:44 AM
i.huffpost.com
"A relationship isn't a two-way street, Mike, it's a five-way intersection."
 
2013-03-18 11:14:09 AM

doglover: I wonder who those people really are.


Actors.
 
2013-03-18 11:14:44 AM
Dat-d-dat-d-dat DAT!

Here's the story, of an ugly lady,
Who was busy with five very lucky boys.
They were six folks living all together,
The youngest one used toys...
 
2013-03-18 11:16:03 AM

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


I think this one is true.  There is an area there (I forget exactly where) that this is the cultural norm.  It's a workaround for very poor living conditions as one man can't support a family.

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


Probably more like 1/10th.
 
2013-03-18 11:26:43 AM

sleepytime nightshade tea: I see this happening more and more in places were female infants are not kept and there is an overabundance of males.


You should stop watching.
 
2013-03-18 11:51:16 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.
 
2013-03-18 11:51:44 AM
img.thesun.co.ukdata.whicdn.com

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.
 
2013-03-18 11:52:51 AM
Which one's the girl?

/photo
 
2013-03-18 11:55:18 AM
Well she seems happy. If it works for them then that's nice.
 
2013-03-18 11:57:41 AM
Man, that photo is sooo ripe for photo shopping, wish I knew how.
 
2013-03-18 12:07:19 PM

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


Your statement is misleading. They are married, so it is (1/5) * 0, which is coincidentally the same amount of sex that the husband would get if he was the only husband.
 
2013-03-18 12:07:59 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.


Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.


HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?
 
2013-03-18 12:19:12 PM
Hmm...not sure if I should go with an In-N-Out or a Five Guys joke here.
 
2013-03-18 12:23:47 PM

d-fens99: Hmm...not sure if I should go with an In-N-Out or a Five Guys joke here.


i tried a 5 guys joke... i don't think anyone noticed...

in-N-out isn't all that special... nor is having a "hidden menu"...

5 guys has gimicks too and a larger footprint
 
2013-03-18 12:36:53 PM

Dragonflew: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.

Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?


Well, you go to a site that you want to post a picture from, right click the picture  and choose "copy image location" from the menu that will appear.  After that, you return to Fark and paste the address into the comments box. The picture will often show up in your post (although some require a bit more finesse). If you choose, you can add more than one picture.  You also have the option of typing in text that will also show along with the picture.  If you and another person have similar ideas for the same lame joke at about the same time, it's likely that they will be near each other in the discussion thread.
 
2013-03-18 12:43:11 PM
That girl has terrible luck. You'd think out of 5 guys she'd get at least one semi-good looking one.
 
2013-03-18 12:56:36 PM
xcv:
"Most women would chose to 'marry up'..."

But isn't that somewhat beyond the point as what the woman wants is irrelevant in most societies with arranged marriages?
 
2013-03-18 01:22:04 PM
anal?
 
2013-03-18 01:23:35 PM

namegoeshere: Maya Banks did this.


But her fictional guys are hot and most of the time, wealthy. Not 5ft talk hut dwellers.

Apparently, this lady likes Five Guys burgers and fries. Extra sauce.
 
2013-03-18 01:56:50 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dragonflew: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.

Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?

Well, you go to a site that you want to post a picture from, right click the picture  and choose "copy image location" from the menu that will appear.  After that, you return to Fark and paste the address into the comments box. The picture will often show up in your post (although some require a bit more finesse). If you choose, you can add more than one picture.  You also have the option of typing in text that will also show along with the picture.  If you and another person have similar ideas for the same lame joke at about the same time, it's likely that they will be near each other in the discussion thread.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-18 02:19:33 PM

CeroX: d-fens99: Hmm...not sure if I should go with an In-N-Out or a Five Guys joke here.

i tried a 5 guys joke... i don't think anyone noticed...

in-N-out isn't all that special... nor is having a "hidden menu"...

5 guys has gimicks too and a larger footprint


Have you ever eaten at five guys? Larger ass print is more like it.
 
2013-03-18 02:20:52 PM

HKWolf: namegoeshere: Maya Banks did this.

But her fictional guys are hot and most of the time, wealthy. Not 5ft talk hut dwellers.

Apparently, this lady likes Five Guys burgers and fries. Extra sauce.


Yes, TFA is putting a hurt on my fantasy. And Five Guys is out now, too. So thanks a lot.
 
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2013-03-18 02:24:10 PM

GameSprocket: Oh, to be young and optimistic again.


Yeah see this is why polyandry only works the other way. 1 man 4 wives... the man has sex once a week, and each wife has sex once a month. 5 men 1 wife... twice a year sex for each man?
 
2013-03-18 02:24:34 PM
I was hoping they were conjoined
 
2013-03-18 02:30:59 PM
When I read the headline I immediately wondered if it was in Tibet, which is one of the few places that practices polyandry with regularity.
 
2013-03-18 02:34:20 PM

CeroX: in-N-out isn't all that special


sometimesmeaningfulramblings.com
 
2013-03-18 02:43:54 PM
Better than 5 wives to 1 man ... God, my ears hurt just thinking about the yapping.
 
2013-03-18 02:46:11 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dragonflew: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.

Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?

Well, you go to a site that you want to post a picture from, right click the picture  and choose "copy image location" from the menu that will appear.  After that, you return to Fark and paste the address into the comments box. The picture will often show up in your post (although some require a bit more finesse). If you choose, you can add more than one picture.  You also have the option of typing in text that will also show along with the picture.  If you and another person have similar ideas for the same lame joke at about the same time, it's likely that they will be near each other in the discussion thread.


You may have given us advice in terms of a snarky comment, but I really did not know how to do this. Thanks for the tip! My Farking will be so much better now!
 
2013-03-18 03:12:37 PM

LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are my genes....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist


As soon as I saw the headline I knew it was probably India.  I remembered from anthropology in college.
 
2013-03-18 03:58:46 PM
One Bride for Five Brothers

Movie title fun.
 
2013-03-18 04:00:49 PM

You Are All Sheep: She actually is kinda cute.  Looks like a hippie from the 60s kinda.  Nice smile.


Agreed. Have her washed and brought to my bedroll.
 
2013-03-18 04:03:12 PM
You know, she seems pretty smiley in her pictures.

But the whole polyandry idea probably seems preposterous for people who think all women hate sex and just suffer through it to get money from their male mate for shoe shoppin' and chocolates. You know, except for those few women who are obviously mentally ill because they do like it.
 
2013-03-18 04:07:03 PM

Tommy Moo: Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"


The only problems I see with marriages involving more than 2 people are practical/legal issues that need to be sorted out somehow... Like say one of the people are in the hospital in a coma and 2 of the others disagree on whether some operation should be performed on them, who do you listen to? They'd need to set up some kind of authority heirarchy at marriage time, or something... But, I can't see that going over well with them trying to work out which of them should have the most/least power over the others... And, divorces sound like a real biatch to deal with if a person only wants to divorce certain members of the group rather than just leave the group entirely...
 
2013-03-18 04:49:55 PM
From what I remember from sociology and anthropology classes in college, don't the females in societies like this have a higher social status than one in which the practice is reversed?
 
2013-03-18 05:15:07 PM

RobSeace: Tommy Moo: Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"

The only problems I see with marriages involving more than 2 people are practical/legal issues that need to be sorted out somehow... Like say one of the people are in the hospital in a coma and 2 of the others disagree on whether some operation should be performed on them, who do you listen to? They'd need to set up some kind of authority heirarchy at marriage time, or something... But, I can't see that going over well with them trying to work out which of them should have the most/least power over the others... And, divorces sound like a real biatch to deal with if a person only wants to divorce certain members of the group rather than just leave the group entirely...


I see what you mean, but there is a precedent for this: LLCs often have 3 or 4 owners with equal or unequal power. Of course, they can also get messy.
 
2013-03-18 06:34:15 PM
you can tell she's the wife....
she has the smallest moustache....
 
2013-03-18 07:23:31 PM
1 And it came to pass at that time, that Judah went down from his brethren, and turned in to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah.

2 And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shuah; and he took her, and went in unto her.

3 And she conceived, and bare a son; and he called his name Er.

4 And she conceived again, and bare a son; and she called his name Onan.

5 And she yet again conceived, and bare a son; and called his name Shelah: and he was at Chezib, when she bare him.

6 And Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, whose name was Tamar.

7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him.

8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

Genesis 38

/thanks Archer
//it was the dude from 30rock, right?
 
2013-03-18 07:26:40 PM
i92.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 08:47:11 PM
Am i the only one whos concerned they all look like they were over exposed to heavy metals or something at a young age?

I dont know why but something in their eyes just screams that they arent all there in the head.
 
2013-03-18 09:32:17 PM

mikefinch: Am i the only one whos concerned they all look like they were over exposed to heavy metals or something at a young age?

I dont know why but something in their eyes just screams that they arent all there in the head.




Your just jealous that each gets laid at least once a week.
 
2013-03-19 12:00:09 AM

CeroX: If i were in that situation, I'd want to be the Monday husband, you know, the one directly AFTER the Sunday bath...



You think they get Sunday baths?
 
2013-03-19 12:05:56 AM

I'm no expert but...: Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.

I doubt anyone can top that for a grim description.

\I like to set challenges!



Paging ShannonKW to the thread...Paging ShannonKW...
 
2013-03-19 12:43:11 AM

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


Actually, not this one. Here's a CNN report on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJsaZp3fWM4

And an article from NY Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/17/world/asia/17polyandry.html?pagewa nt ed=all&_r=0
 
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