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(The Sun)   Cute 21-year-old mum married to five brothers, sleeping with a different one each night (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-03-18 12:53:27 AM  
Disappointing.  I thought her name would be Draupadi.  The Sun disappoints again.
 
2013-03-18 01:49:53 AM  
Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?
 
2013-03-18 05:29:21 AM  

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


FTFY
 
2013-03-18 06:53:47 AM  
If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...
 
2013-03-18 07:08:48 AM  
It's the sun.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:01 AM  
Maya Banks did this.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:02 AM  
Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:14 AM  
"I get a lot more attention and love than most wives."

teenmomtalk.com
 
2013-03-18 07:12:22 AM  

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


ACK! I screwed up an read a British tabloid story. Don't ever do that. I just woke up, I'm not all here yet.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:27 AM  

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


My first thought as well, and that above statistic is rated on a good week, not on average.
/aside from the firm conviction this story is about 99% BS...
 
2013-03-18 07:13:10 AM  

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


Do YOU want to be the guy who takes the 1st punch on 4 other dudes' girlfriend?
 
2013-03-18 07:13:13 AM  
Wait... sex every 5 days with my wife?! SIGN ME UP!
 
2013-03-18 07:17:39 AM  

Well,I'm not sharing my imaginary girlfriend with any of my brothers. They would probably stretch out her butthole.


Sincerely,
Bapp Romney
 
2013-03-18 07:19:04 AM  
5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)
 
pc
2013-03-18 07:23:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 07:23:58 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Sexy Rota
 
2013-03-18 07:25:29 AM  
if they weren't all brothers i'd hit it.  cause it would be like a rape orgy
but the fact that their brothers makes it like a marriage

that's gross
i like sex dirty with lots of evil emotions
 
2013-03-18 07:25:44 AM  
I wonder who those people really are.
 
2013-03-18 07:26:00 AM  
If i were in that situation, I'd want to be the Monday husband, you know, the one directly AFTER the Sunday bath...

I wonder if she got the large fries with her 5 guys...
 
2013-03-18 07:26:09 AM  

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


She said in tfa that she sleeps with onebrother a night. Given the siutation, I am sure the other four just have sex with each other. After all, they are "one big happy family."
 
2013-03-18 07:28:56 AM  
Grooms' sex-rota in one-room shack

Question: When a British newspaper uses "rota" as a short form of the word "rotation," is it pronounced "rotah" or "rotay"?
 
2013-03-18 07:32:41 AM  

Cybernetic: Grooms' sex-rota in one-room shack

Question: When a British newspaper uses "rota" as a short form of the word "rotation," is it pronounced "rotah" or "rotay"?


it's "rrrrrrrrrrrOOOtUh" with a rolled r and a very strong ending. Almost like you're shouting it.
 
2013-03-18 07:33:11 AM  
Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are my genes....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist
 
2013-03-18 07:34:51 AM  
2.imimg.com
Sexy lotah
 
2013-03-18 07:35:27 AM  
She's got a vagina, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!
 
2013-03-18 07:37:01 AM  
Wife: "I am ready to make sex with you Friday Husband..."
Friday Husband: "Thank Vishnu it's Friday!"
*Awkward groping and Friday Husband decides to please his wife by "going down"*
Friday Husband: "Just relax my wife and i will do the needful and pleasure you with my tongue"
Wife: "That is Ok, Friday Husband, there is no ne-"
Friday Husband: "Oh! I see you are already dripping with excitement my wife!"
Wife: "Uh... Yes, excitement, that must be it, yes..."
Friday Husband: "I am concerned my wife, you taste of salt and copper, perhaps you would benifit from drinking more water"
 
2013-03-18 07:37:53 AM  
Well she does have a smile on her face that some women married to only one man never achieve.
 
2013-03-18 07:39:15 AM  
hot dog, hallway, etc..
 
2013-03-18 07:39:56 AM  
I seen something about this on National Geographic one day. It's called fraternal polyandry and it's practiced most in mountain villages.
Something about them not being able to produce enough females.
 
2013-03-18 07:41:11 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Approve.

/hot like...something
 
2013-03-18 07:46:31 AM  
Sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths.......
 
2013-03-18 07:49:23 AM  
Well, isn't SHE the popular one.
 
2013-03-18 07:49:52 AM  
I had a rota once. I did it on my last vaca in Hawa.
 
2013-03-18 07:52:07 AM  

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


Oh, to be young and optimistic again.
 
2013-03-18 07:54:26 AM  

Yogimus: poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.

Do YOU want to be the guy who takes the 1st punch on 4 other dudes' girlfriend?


How can she slap sir?!
 
2013-03-18 07:54:57 AM  
Anyone know where the picture is originally from? I'm kinda wondering why they're so happy. I'm guessing a new bridge opening or smthn. Or possibly they're a band :)
 
2013-03-18 07:58:16 AM  

RockofAges: Sex Roti? Don't tell the food truck operators or we'll have our new "cute food name".

Also, given how depleted the living conditions are there, this is really not even a story.


so...people that live at poverty levels, their story doesn't count. interesting take on humanity you have there.
 
2013-03-18 08:00:35 AM  
Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.
 
2013-03-18 08:02:12 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.


Well, they're on a rota, so it's not like they are somehow going to get better vagi on one day versus anot.
 
2013-03-18 08:02:43 AM  

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


Perhaps they're middle management at a US conglomerates India office.  Union Carbide perhaps?

I know I know but it funny nonetheless.
 
2013-03-18 08:03:34 AM  
Those people pose like those folks do for the Swedish dance band album covers.
 
2013-03-18 08:06:59 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.


I doubt anyone can top that for a grim description.

\I like to set challenges!
 
2013-03-18 08:07:51 AM  
The Sun?  "Cute?'  Aw hell naw, subby, you're NOT getting me this time.
 
2013-03-18 08:08:10 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-18 08:14:08 AM  
Mmmmmmm... sexy rotini...

static7.bigstockphoto.com

The come-hither looks on their noodly appendages...they call to me...
 
2013-03-18 08:17:43 AM  
Actually kind of cute for the area. I'd fuvk her, but only on Monday after her pussy had a chance to revive over the weekend.

And with all that said, she is not going to age well.
 
2013-03-18 08:17:45 AM  
She actually is kinda cute.  Looks like a hippie from the 60s kinda.  Nice smile.  Neat whistling noise when she wears a dress on a windy day.
 
2013-03-18 08:17:51 AM  

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


Step 2) Two hands
Step 3) PROFIT!
 
2013-03-18 08:20:07 AM  
This is what happens when you kill all your baby girls and keep your sons alive. Eventually they would HAVE to share a wife since there are no single women for hundreds of miles.
 
2013-03-18 08:22:09 AM  
After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

www.seriouseats.com
 
2013-03-18 08:25:24 AM  

You Are All Sheep: She actually is kinda cute.  Looks like a hippie from the 60s kinda.  Nice smile.  Neat whistling noise when she wears a dress on a windy day.


not really a whistle... more like a blood hound's jowls flapping in the wind of a moving car ride...
 
2013-03-18 08:25:51 AM  
Wow.  Finally a story that's more bass-ackwards than some of the shiat we get up here in Northern Maine.

/or West Virginia
 
2013-03-18 08:27:17 AM  
Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.
 
xcv
2013-03-18 08:29:50 AM  

LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are

property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist


Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.
 
2013-03-18 08:32:25 AM  
Each brother wears a different pitched bell.
 
2013-03-18 08:33:04 AM  

xcv: LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist

Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.


Good point. This is also true, although I like the gene argument as well (despite it being more evolutionary psychology) because we see something similar in cheetahs. But yes, land and other goods don't have to be divided in these types of marriage.
 
2013-03-18 08:37:47 AM  
All this means is that, for a week each month, she makes 5 guys miserable instead of just one.
 
2013-03-18 08:38:00 AM  
If this is true, then good for them. If they're happy, let them do it.

Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"
 
2013-03-18 08:41:08 AM  
static2.americanlifestyle.info
She's gonna need a ton of this.
 
2013-03-18 08:43:54 AM  
Those guys get more action than I do.  :(
 
2013-03-18 08:47:01 AM  

gadian: Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.


I'm picturing her enjoying a nice Merlot while soaking in a tub of Calgon.
/I'm allowed to wish her nice things.
 
2013-03-18 08:50:09 AM  

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


The story's fake. Spurious. Not Genuine. Fabricated from whole cloth. A forgery. A sham. Bogus. False. Fabricated. An invention to pander to the post-empire racism of the British middle class.
 
2013-03-18 08:52:11 AM  

KrispyKritter: RockofAges: Sex Roti? Don't tell the food truck operators or we'll have our new "cute food name".

Also, given how depleted the living conditions are there, this is really not even a story.

so...people that live at poverty levels, their story doesn't count. interesting take on humanity you have there.


I don't think he's saying they don't count. I think he's saying that poor, secluded villagers often have different needs/values than the world at large and part of being a open minded person is understanding that and not freaking out about those differences.

i'm saying their story doesn't count.
 
2013-03-18 08:52:13 AM  
I like the part where she doesn't know which is the father.
 
2013-03-18 08:54:15 AM  

buttcat: After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

[www.seriouseats.com image 608x458]


I was thinking of something with extra cheese.
 
2013-03-18 08:56:52 AM  

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


+2 hands.
 
2013-03-18 08:59:25 AM  
For what it's worth, I read "Kim" last month, and in it Kipling portrayed a society in the foothills in the Himalayas where polyandry was practiced.

I know you have to take Kipling with a grain of salt but the picture in the article looks like it might be in the same region so I'd give it a some chance of being factual.

And if it is, who cares? In a few years there will be five sets of blue balls instead of just the one pair to which we've become accustomed to in the west.
 
2013-03-18 09:00:12 AM  
They call her SPUNKY.

You know her the glisten between her legs.
 
2013-03-18 09:00:38 AM  

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


DVDA?
 
2013-03-18 09:02:45 AM  
Well, I thought working in a blue color trade would have desensitized me to all the stupid shiat men can say when there are no women around but nooooooo. Well done disgusting pigs, you've made me nauseous AND killed my libido for the day.
 
2013-03-18 09:02:45 AM  

Bin_jammin: Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)

DVDA?


Was just about to say this.
 
2013-03-18 09:04:27 AM  
Theory Of Null: I seen something about this on National Geographic one day. It's called fraternal polyandry and it's practiced most in mountain villages.
Something about them not being able to produce enough allow females to live to maturity.

FTFY
 
xcv
2013-03-18 09:06:02 AM  

LaViergeNoire: xcv: LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist

Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.

Good point. This is also true, although I like the gene argument as well (despite it being more evolutionary psychology) because we see something similar in cheetahs. But yes, land and other goods don't have to be divided in these types of marriage.


That's true, just dangerous territory, I've seen Fark threads over-run by a huge horde of individuals with various new-agey agendas conflicting against ep.  This extreme behavior isn't observed in any family that has more than two rupees to rub together. Most women would chose to 'marry up' as in hypergyny but there's likely nobody poorer than they are with a suitable (fertile, non-disfigured) young woman  for these men to marry down to. Maybe her family owed the husbands' a debt or something.
 
2013-03-18 09:06:56 AM  

gadian: Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.


She seems okay with the sex, only has one child to handle right now, and making five sandwiches isn't a bad trade off for having five working men's paychecks coming in.  Now when she is 40, she will find out how much of a pain it will be.  By then the sex will be exciting as mopping the floor (well if she ever did any mopping) and the 14 kids would be on her last nerve.
 
2013-03-18 09:07:50 AM  
This was much sexier when Maya Banks did it. TFA is kind of killing my fantasy, dammit.
 
2013-03-18 09:10:14 AM  

Wicked Chinchilla: flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...

My first thought as well, and that above statistic is rated on a good week year, not on average.
/aside from the firm conviction this story is about 99% BS...


FTFY. Or am I the only one in my 30's with kids?
 
2013-03-18 09:12:58 AM  

solokumba: [static2.americanlifestyle.info image 300x300]
She's gonna need a ton of this.


Not unless the guys use hand sanitizer on their junk before playing.
 
2013-03-18 09:13:34 AM  

Sybarite: She's got a vagina, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!


i1168.photobucket.com

EEEEEEEXCELLENT......
 
2013-03-18 09:14:52 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 09:17:33 AM  

Tommy Moo: If this is true, then good for them. If they're happy, let them do it.

Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"


But that's not their argument... their argument is that if we let the gays marry, it will lead to people marrying goats and turtles...

seriously...
 
2013-03-18 09:19:49 AM  

Bucky Katt: Disappointing.  I thought her name would be Draupadi.  The Sun disappoints again.


Came here to make this reference. Really did not realize it will be done in one.
 
2013-03-18 09:20:23 AM  
predatorpongleague.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-18 09:24:39 AM  

CeroX: Wife: "I am ready to make sex with you Friday Husband..."
Friday Husband: "Thank Vishnu it's Friday!"
*Awkward groping and Friday Husband decides to please his wife by "going down"*
Friday Husband: "Just relax my wife and i will do the needful and pleasure you with my tongue"
Wife: "That is Ok, Friday Husband, there is no ne-"
Friday Husband: "Oh! I see you are already dripping with excitement my wife!"
Wife: "Uh... Yes, excitement, that must be it, yes..."
Friday Husband: "I am concerned my wife, you taste of salt and copper, perhaps you would benifit from drinking more water"


Just one question, how were you able to describe the taste in such vivid detail?
 
mjg
2013-03-18 09:25:00 AM  

largedon: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 248x203]


"Cause Nancy's got the largest breasts in tooowwn"
 
2013-03-18 09:28:15 AM  
I call BS. Five Indian men would never wait their turn.
 
2013-03-18 09:29:30 AM  
MMMMMF
 
2013-03-18 09:29:36 AM  

mayIFark: CeroX: Wife: "I am ready to make sex with you Friday Husband..."
Friday Husband: "Thank Vishnu it's Friday!"
*Awkward groping and Friday Husband decides to please his wife by "going down"*
Friday Husband: "Just relax my wife and i will do the needful and pleasure you with my tongue"
Wife: "That is Ok, Friday Husband, there is no ne-"
Friday Husband: "Oh! I see you are already dripping with excitement my wife!"
Wife: "Uh... Yes, excitement, that must be it, yes..."
Friday Husband: "I am concerned my wife, you taste of salt and copper, perhaps you would benifit from drinking more water"

Just one question, how were you able to describe the taste in such vivid detail?


I've lived a very fulfilling sexual life, including going down after, at her request...
 
2013-03-18 09:33:18 AM  
This would be totally acceptable in Fark if this were 5 hot sisters all married to 1 husband.
 
2013-03-18 09:34:45 AM  
This gives sibling rivalry a whole new meaning.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-18 09:37:34 AM  
www.propmasters.net

Ben, Pardner & Elizabeth approve of this.
 
2013-03-18 09:44:26 AM  
Make that five very gay brothers.
 
2013-03-18 09:45:42 AM  
Mmmmmm.....cream pie
 
2013-03-18 09:48:22 AM  
Damn is it my night already? Was hoping to play some black ops and watch a few episodes of Top Gear.
 
2013-03-18 09:52:00 AM  
They all seem happy enough. Of course they probably just got paid for their story which would make them happy.
I wonder if there is more than one room in that shack, or do they all just sit around and watch her get banged in the one room.
 
2013-03-18 09:59:22 AM  

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


This sort of living arrangement is rare, but not unheard of. It's usually found in harsh, resource-poor regions where population control is very important; all the men still get laid, but a woman can only be pregnant with one kid at a time (usually). Of course, that leaves the problem of what to do with excess females, but you can always leave girl babies out to die of exposure. It's a hard old world.
 
2013-03-18 10:02:32 AM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)

+2 hands.


Does the hut have a green door?
 
2013-03-18 10:04:12 AM  
www.thefreebiesource.com

What might be needed after a week-end of multi-partner sex in a one room dirty hut in 110 degrees heat.
 
2013-03-18 10:05:15 AM  
I see this happening more and more in places were female infants are not kept and there is an overabundance of males.
 
2013-03-18 10:17:16 AM  
All I could think of is with 5 guys you would think that one of them could get a few timbers and fix that place up.
 
2013-03-18 10:17:42 AM  

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


I can believe it. From what I've seen on television, India's poor are so beyond my experience of poor, the entire family can be working 16 hour days and still barely have enough money to feed, clothe and shelter everyone.
 
2013-03-18 10:20:31 AM  

thisone: poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.

I can believe it. From what I've seen on television, India's poor are so beyond my experience of poor, the entire family can be working 16 hour days and still barely have enough money to feed, clothe and shelter everyone.


This! Americas poor could really learn a lesson about how to keep a woman down  5 on 1 style.
 
2013-03-18 10:26:13 AM  
I guess 5 dudes on a broad is ok unless you are a Swiss tourist.
 
2013-03-18 10:27:02 AM  

buttcat: After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

[www.seriouseats.com image 608x458]


Yes, five penises and her vagina is totally ruined
 
2013-03-18 10:31:20 AM  

Anthracite: All I could think of is with 5 guys you would think that one of them could get a few timbers and fix that place up.


Well... like the saying goes, if you ask a man to fix something, he will do it, he doesn't need to be reminded about it every 6 months...
 
2013-03-18 10:32:31 AM  
 
2013-03-18 10:34:57 AM  

buttcat: After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

[www.seriouseats.com image 608x458]


I'd eat that.
 
2013-03-18 10:50:33 AM  
5 guys and 1 girl in India? It's just a slow-motion gang-rape.
 
2013-03-18 11:13:44 AM  
i.huffpost.com
"A relationship isn't a two-way street, Mike, it's a five-way intersection."
 
2013-03-18 11:14:09 AM  

doglover: I wonder who those people really are.


Actors.
 
2013-03-18 11:14:44 AM  
Dat-d-dat-d-dat DAT!

Here's the story, of an ugly lady,
Who was busy with five very lucky boys.
They were six folks living all together,
The youngest one used toys...
 
2013-03-18 11:16:03 AM  

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


I think this one is true.  There is an area there (I forget exactly where) that this is the cultural norm.  It's a workaround for very poor living conditions as one man can't support a family.

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


Probably more like 1/10th.
 
2013-03-18 11:26:43 AM  

sleepytime nightshade tea: I see this happening more and more in places were female infants are not kept and there is an overabundance of males.


You should stop watching.
 
2013-03-18 11:51:16 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.
 
2013-03-18 11:51:44 AM  
img.thesun.co.ukdata.whicdn.com

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.
 
2013-03-18 11:52:51 AM  
Which one's the girl?

/photo
 
2013-03-18 11:55:18 AM  
Well she seems happy. If it works for them then that's nice.
 
2013-03-18 11:57:41 AM  
Man, that photo is sooo ripe for photo shopping, wish I knew how.
 
2013-03-18 12:07:19 PM  

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


Your statement is misleading. They are married, so it is (1/5) * 0, which is coincidentally the same amount of sex that the husband would get if he was the only husband.
 
2013-03-18 12:07:59 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.


Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.


HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?
 
2013-03-18 12:19:12 PM  
Hmm...not sure if I should go with an In-N-Out or a Five Guys joke here.
 
2013-03-18 12:23:47 PM  

d-fens99: Hmm...not sure if I should go with an In-N-Out or a Five Guys joke here.


i tried a 5 guys joke... i don't think anyone noticed...

in-N-out isn't all that special... nor is having a "hidden menu"...

5 guys has gimicks too and a larger footprint
 
2013-03-18 12:36:53 PM  

Dragonflew: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.

Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?


Well, you go to a site that you want to post a picture from, right click the picture  and choose "copy image location" from the menu that will appear.  After that, you return to Fark and paste the address into the comments box. The picture will often show up in your post (although some require a bit more finesse). If you choose, you can add more than one picture.  You also have the option of typing in text that will also show along with the picture.  If you and another person have similar ideas for the same lame joke at about the same time, it's likely that they will be near each other in the discussion thread.
 
2013-03-18 12:43:11 PM  
That girl has terrible luck. You'd think out of 5 guys she'd get at least one semi-good looking one.
 
2013-03-18 12:56:36 PM  
xcv:
"Most women would chose to 'marry up'..."

But isn't that somewhat beyond the point as what the woman wants is irrelevant in most societies with arranged marriages?
 
2013-03-18 01:22:04 PM  
anal?
 
2013-03-18 01:23:35 PM  

namegoeshere: Maya Banks did this.


But her fictional guys are hot and most of the time, wealthy. Not 5ft talk hut dwellers.

Apparently, this lady likes Five Guys burgers and fries. Extra sauce.
 
2013-03-18 01:56:50 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dragonflew: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.

Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?

Well, you go to a site that you want to post a picture from, right click the picture  and choose "copy image location" from the menu that will appear.  After that, you return to Fark and paste the address into the comments box. The picture will often show up in your post (although some require a bit more finesse). If you choose, you can add more than one picture.  You also have the option of typing in text that will also show along with the picture.  If you and another person have similar ideas for the same lame joke at about the same time, it's likely that they will be near each other in the discussion thread.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-18 02:19:33 PM  

CeroX: d-fens99: Hmm...not sure if I should go with an In-N-Out or a Five Guys joke here.

i tried a 5 guys joke... i don't think anyone noticed...

in-N-out isn't all that special... nor is having a "hidden menu"...

5 guys has gimicks too and a larger footprint


Have you ever eaten at five guys? Larger ass print is more like it.
 
2013-03-18 02:20:52 PM  

HKWolf: namegoeshere: Maya Banks did this.

But her fictional guys are hot and most of the time, wealthy. Not 5ft talk hut dwellers.

Apparently, this lady likes Five Guys burgers and fries. Extra sauce.


Yes, TFA is putting a hurt on my fantasy. And Five Guys is out now, too. So thanks a lot.
 
m00
2013-03-18 02:24:10 PM  

GameSprocket: Oh, to be young and optimistic again.


Yeah see this is why polyandry only works the other way. 1 man 4 wives... the man has sex once a week, and each wife has sex once a month. 5 men 1 wife... twice a year sex for each man?
 
2013-03-18 02:24:34 PM  
I was hoping they were conjoined
 
2013-03-18 02:30:59 PM  
When I read the headline I immediately wondered if it was in Tibet, which is one of the few places that practices polyandry with regularity.
 
2013-03-18 02:34:20 PM  

CeroX: in-N-out isn't all that special


sometimesmeaningfulramblings.com
 
2013-03-18 02:43:54 PM  
Better than 5 wives to 1 man ... God, my ears hurt just thinking about the yapping.
 
2013-03-18 02:46:11 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dragonflew: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542]

Oh, so thaaaaaaat's where Miley Cyrus went.

Foolkiller: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x542][data.whicdn.com image 240x200]

So that's where Miley Cyrus went.

HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?

Well, you go to a site that you want to post a picture from, right click the picture  and choose "copy image location" from the menu that will appear.  After that, you return to Fark and paste the address into the comments box. The picture will often show up in your post (although some require a bit more finesse). If you choose, you can add more than one picture.  You also have the option of typing in text that will also show along with the picture.  If you and another person have similar ideas for the same lame joke at about the same time, it's likely that they will be near each other in the discussion thread.


You may have given us advice in terms of a snarky comment, but I really did not know how to do this. Thanks for the tip! My Farking will be so much better now!
 
2013-03-18 03:12:37 PM  

LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are my genes....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist


As soon as I saw the headline I knew it was probably India.  I remembered from anthropology in college.
 
2013-03-18 03:58:46 PM  
One Bride for Five Brothers

Movie title fun.
 
2013-03-18 04:00:49 PM  

You Are All Sheep: She actually is kinda cute.  Looks like a hippie from the 60s kinda.  Nice smile.


Agreed. Have her washed and brought to my bedroll.
 
2013-03-18 04:03:12 PM  
You know, she seems pretty smiley in her pictures.

But the whole polyandry idea probably seems preposterous for people who think all women hate sex and just suffer through it to get money from their male mate for shoe shoppin' and chocolates. You know, except for those few women who are obviously mentally ill because they do like it.
 
2013-03-18 04:07:03 PM  

Tommy Moo: Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"


The only problems I see with marriages involving more than 2 people are practical/legal issues that need to be sorted out somehow... Like say one of the people are in the hospital in a coma and 2 of the others disagree on whether some operation should be performed on them, who do you listen to? They'd need to set up some kind of authority heirarchy at marriage time, or something... But, I can't see that going over well with them trying to work out which of them should have the most/least power over the others... And, divorces sound like a real biatch to deal with if a person only wants to divorce certain members of the group rather than just leave the group entirely...
 
2013-03-18 04:49:55 PM  
From what I remember from sociology and anthropology classes in college, don't the females in societies like this have a higher social status than one in which the practice is reversed?
 
2013-03-18 05:15:07 PM  

RobSeace: Tommy Moo: Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"

The only problems I see with marriages involving more than 2 people are practical/legal issues that need to be sorted out somehow... Like say one of the people are in the hospital in a coma and 2 of the others disagree on whether some operation should be performed on them, who do you listen to? They'd need to set up some kind of authority heirarchy at marriage time, or something... But, I can't see that going over well with them trying to work out which of them should have the most/least power over the others... And, divorces sound like a real biatch to deal with if a person only wants to divorce certain members of the group rather than just leave the group entirely...


I see what you mean, but there is a precedent for this: LLCs often have 3 or 4 owners with equal or unequal power. Of course, they can also get messy.
 
2013-03-18 06:34:15 PM  
you can tell she's the wife....
she has the smallest moustache....
 
2013-03-18 07:23:31 PM  
1 And it came to pass at that time, that Judah went down from his brethren, and turned in to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah.

2 And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shuah; and he took her, and went in unto her.

3 And she conceived, and bare a son; and he called his name Er.

4 And she conceived again, and bare a son; and she called his name Onan.

5 And she yet again conceived, and bare a son; and called his name Shelah: and he was at Chezib, when she bare him.

6 And Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, whose name was Tamar.

7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him.

8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

Genesis 38

/thanks Archer
//it was the dude from 30rock, right?
 
2013-03-18 07:26:40 PM  
i92.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-18 08:47:11 PM  
Am i the only one whos concerned they all look like they were over exposed to heavy metals or something at a young age?

I dont know why but something in their eyes just screams that they arent all there in the head.
 
2013-03-18 09:32:17 PM  

mikefinch: Am i the only one whos concerned they all look like they were over exposed to heavy metals or something at a young age?

I dont know why but something in their eyes just screams that they arent all there in the head.




Your just jealous that each gets laid at least once a week.
 
2013-03-19 12:00:09 AM  

CeroX: If i were in that situation, I'd want to be the Monday husband, you know, the one directly AFTER the Sunday bath...



You think they get Sunday baths?
 
2013-03-19 12:05:56 AM  

I'm no expert but...: Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.

I doubt anyone can top that for a grim description.

\I like to set challenges!



Paging ShannonKW to the thread...Paging ShannonKW...
 
2013-03-19 12:43:11 AM  

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


Actually, not this one. Here's a CNN report on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJsaZp3fWM4

And an article from NY Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/17/world/asia/17polyandry.html?pagewa nt ed=all&_r=0
 
2013-03-19 05:40:37 AM  
www.behindthevoiceactors.com
"Who wants a slice of delicious cake?"
 
2013-03-19 05:39:50 PM  

H31N0US: In a few years there will be five sets of blue balls



Because Indians are far too noble to rape.
 
2013-03-19 06:06:49 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: 5 And she yet again conceived, and bare a son; and called his name Shelah


www.tg-films.info
 
2013-03-21 07:51:28 AM  

irvingfalcon: kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?

Actually, not this one. Here's a CNN report on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJsaZp3fWM4

And an article from NY Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/17/world/asia/17polyandry.html?pagewa nt ed=all&_r=0


Those talk about other cases where two brothers marry the same woman. Two. And it's a part of the culture that's dying out even in rural remote areas.
One girl with five brothers just doesn't seem likely.
I think the Sun is lying.
And now the national papers here are carrying the story as well and reference the Sun article. :/
Journalistic integrity was fun while it lasted.
 
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