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(The Sun)   Cute 21-year-old mum married to five brothers, sleeping with a different one each night (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 156
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2013-03-18 08:20:07 AM
This is what happens when you kill all your baby girls and keep your sons alive. Eventually they would HAVE to share a wife since there are no single women for hundreds of miles.
 
2013-03-18 08:22:09 AM
After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

www.seriouseats.com
 
2013-03-18 08:25:24 AM

You Are All Sheep: She actually is kinda cute.  Looks like a hippie from the 60s kinda.  Nice smile.  Neat whistling noise when she wears a dress on a windy day.


not really a whistle... more like a blood hound's jowls flapping in the wind of a moving car ride...
 
2013-03-18 08:25:51 AM
Wow.  Finally a story that's more bass-ackwards than some of the shiat we get up here in Northern Maine.

/or West Virginia
 
2013-03-18 08:27:17 AM
Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.
 
xcv
2013-03-18 08:29:50 AM

LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are

property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist


Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.
 
2013-03-18 08:32:25 AM
Each brother wears a different pitched bell.
 
2013-03-18 08:33:04 AM

xcv: LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist

Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.


Good point. This is also true, although I like the gene argument as well (despite it being more evolutionary psychology) because we see something similar in cheetahs. But yes, land and other goods don't have to be divided in these types of marriage.
 
2013-03-18 08:37:47 AM
All this means is that, for a week each month, she makes 5 guys miserable instead of just one.
 
2013-03-18 08:38:00 AM
If this is true, then good for them. If they're happy, let them do it.

Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"
 
2013-03-18 08:41:08 AM
static2.americanlifestyle.info
She's gonna need a ton of this.
 
2013-03-18 08:43:54 AM
Those guys get more action than I do.  :(
 
2013-03-18 08:47:01 AM

gadian: Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.


I'm picturing her enjoying a nice Merlot while soaking in a tub of Calgon.
/I'm allowed to wish her nice things.
 
2013-03-18 08:50:09 AM

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


The story's fake. Spurious. Not Genuine. Fabricated from whole cloth. A forgery. A sham. Bogus. False. Fabricated. An invention to pander to the post-empire racism of the British middle class.
 
2013-03-18 08:52:11 AM

KrispyKritter: RockofAges: Sex Roti? Don't tell the food truck operators or we'll have our new "cute food name".

Also, given how depleted the living conditions are there, this is really not even a story.

so...people that live at poverty levels, their story doesn't count. interesting take on humanity you have there.


I don't think he's saying they don't count. I think he's saying that poor, secluded villagers often have different needs/values than the world at large and part of being a open minded person is understanding that and not freaking out about those differences.

i'm saying their story doesn't count.
 
2013-03-18 08:52:13 AM
I like the part where she doesn't know which is the father.
 
2013-03-18 08:54:15 AM

buttcat: After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

[www.seriouseats.com image 608x458]


I was thinking of something with extra cheese.
 
2013-03-18 08:56:52 AM

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


+2 hands.
 
2013-03-18 08:59:25 AM
For what it's worth, I read "Kim" last month, and in it Kipling portrayed a society in the foothills in the Himalayas where polyandry was practiced.

I know you have to take Kipling with a grain of salt but the picture in the article looks like it might be in the same region so I'd give it a some chance of being factual.

And if it is, who cares? In a few years there will be five sets of blue balls instead of just the one pair to which we've become accustomed to in the west.
 
2013-03-18 09:00:12 AM
They call her SPUNKY.

You know her the glisten between her legs.
 
2013-03-18 09:00:38 AM

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


DVDA?
 
2013-03-18 09:02:45 AM
Well, I thought working in a blue color trade would have desensitized me to all the stupid shiat men can say when there are no women around but nooooooo. Well done disgusting pigs, you've made me nauseous AND killed my libido for the day.
 
2013-03-18 09:02:45 AM

Bin_jammin: Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)

DVDA?


Was just about to say this.
 
2013-03-18 09:04:27 AM
Theory Of Null: I seen something about this on National Geographic one day. It's called fraternal polyandry and it's practiced most in mountain villages.
Something about them not being able to produce enough allow females to live to maturity.

FTFY
 
xcv
2013-03-18 09:06:02 AM

LaViergeNoire: xcv: LaViergeNoire: Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are property is my genes property....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist

Decreasing family disputes over distribution of wealth and inheritance is just as relevant and why so much of the Middle East and Asia still practices first-cousin marriages even when there's no significant shortage of brides or grooms.

Good point. This is also true, although I like the gene argument as well (despite it being more evolutionary psychology) because we see something similar in cheetahs. But yes, land and other goods don't have to be divided in these types of marriage.


That's true, just dangerous territory, I've seen Fark threads over-run by a huge horde of individuals with various new-agey agendas conflicting against ep.  This extreme behavior isn't observed in any family that has more than two rupees to rub together. Most women would chose to 'marry up' as in hypergyny but there's likely nobody poorer than they are with a suitable (fertile, non-disfigured) young woman  for these men to marry down to. Maybe her family owed the husbands' a debt or something.
 
2013-03-18 09:06:56 AM

gadian: Why yes, married to 5 men and forced to have sex with one of them every night (because they've been 4 days without) in addition to doing all of the household chores in a hovel and child rearing is in no way an unbalanced power structure and will undoubtedly lead to many, many happy years of marriage and a youthful aging process.


She seems okay with the sex, only has one child to handle right now, and making five sandwiches isn't a bad trade off for having five working men's paychecks coming in.  Now when she is 40, she will find out how much of a pain it will be.  By then the sex will be exciting as mopping the floor (well if she ever did any mopping) and the 14 kids would be on her last nerve.
 
2013-03-18 09:07:50 AM
This was much sexier when Maya Banks did it. TFA is kind of killing my fantasy, dammit.
 
2013-03-18 09:10:14 AM

Wicked Chinchilla: flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...

My first thought as well, and that above statistic is rated on a good week year, not on average.
/aside from the firm conviction this story is about 99% BS...


FTFY. Or am I the only one in my 30's with kids?
 
2013-03-18 09:12:58 AM

solokumba: [static2.americanlifestyle.info image 300x300]
She's gonna need a ton of this.


Not unless the guys use hand sanitizer on their junk before playing.
 
2013-03-18 09:13:34 AM

Sybarite: She's got a vagina, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!


i1168.photobucket.com

EEEEEEEXCELLENT......
 
2013-03-18 09:14:52 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 09:17:33 AM

Tommy Moo: If this is true, then good for them. If they're happy, let them do it.

Every time conservatives use the argument "But if we let gay people get married, soon three or four people will want to get married" I say "Uh... So?"


But that's not their argument... their argument is that if we let the gays marry, it will lead to people marrying goats and turtles...

seriously...
 
2013-03-18 09:19:49 AM

Bucky Katt: Disappointing.  I thought her name would be Draupadi.  The Sun disappoints again.


Came here to make this reference. Really did not realize it will be done in one.
 
2013-03-18 09:20:23 AM
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2013-03-18 09:24:39 AM

CeroX: Wife: "I am ready to make sex with you Friday Husband..."
Friday Husband: "Thank Vishnu it's Friday!"
*Awkward groping and Friday Husband decides to please his wife by "going down"*
Friday Husband: "Just relax my wife and i will do the needful and pleasure you with my tongue"
Wife: "That is Ok, Friday Husband, there is no ne-"
Friday Husband: "Oh! I see you are already dripping with excitement my wife!"
Wife: "Uh... Yes, excitement, that must be it, yes..."
Friday Husband: "I am concerned my wife, you taste of salt and copper, perhaps you would benifit from drinking more water"


Just one question, how were you able to describe the taste in such vivid detail?
 
mjg
2013-03-18 09:25:00 AM

largedon: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 248x203]


"Cause Nancy's got the largest breasts in tooowwn"
 
2013-03-18 09:28:15 AM
I call BS. Five Indian men would never wait their turn.
 
2013-03-18 09:29:30 AM
MMMMMF
 
2013-03-18 09:29:36 AM

mayIFark: CeroX: Wife: "I am ready to make sex with you Friday Husband..."
Friday Husband: "Thank Vishnu it's Friday!"
*Awkward groping and Friday Husband decides to please his wife by "going down"*
Friday Husband: "Just relax my wife and i will do the needful and pleasure you with my tongue"
Wife: "That is Ok, Friday Husband, there is no ne-"
Friday Husband: "Oh! I see you are already dripping with excitement my wife!"
Wife: "Uh... Yes, excitement, that must be it, yes..."
Friday Husband: "I am concerned my wife, you taste of salt and copper, perhaps you would benifit from drinking more water"

Just one question, how were you able to describe the taste in such vivid detail?


I've lived a very fulfilling sexual life, including going down after, at her request...
 
2013-03-18 09:33:18 AM
This would be totally acceptable in Fark if this were 5 hot sisters all married to 1 husband.
 
2013-03-18 09:34:45 AM
This gives sibling rivalry a whole new meaning.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-18 09:37:34 AM
www.propmasters.net

Ben, Pardner & Elizabeth approve of this.
 
2013-03-18 09:44:26 AM
Make that five very gay brothers.
 
2013-03-18 09:45:42 AM
Mmmmmm.....cream pie
 
2013-03-18 09:48:22 AM
Damn is it my night already? Was hoping to play some black ops and watch a few episodes of Top Gear.
 
2013-03-18 09:52:00 AM
They all seem happy enough. Of course they probably just got paid for their story which would make them happy.
I wonder if there is more than one room in that shack, or do they all just sit around and watch her get banged in the one room.
 
2013-03-18 09:59:22 AM

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


This sort of living arrangement is rare, but not unheard of. It's usually found in harsh, resource-poor regions where population control is very important; all the men still get laid, but a woman can only be pregnant with one kid at a time (usually). Of course, that leaves the problem of what to do with excess females, but you can always leave girl babies out to die of exposure. It's a hard old world.
 
2013-03-18 10:02:32 AM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)

+2 hands.


Does the hut have a green door?
 
2013-03-18 10:04:12 AM
www.thefreebiesource.com

What might be needed after a week-end of multi-partner sex in a one room dirty hut in 110 degrees heat.
 
2013-03-18 10:05:15 AM
I see this happening more and more in places were female infants are not kept and there is an overabundance of males.
 
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