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(The Sun)   Cute 21-year-old mum married to five brothers, sleeping with a different one each night (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-03-18 12:53:27 AM  
Disappointing.  I thought her name would be Draupadi.  The Sun disappoints again.
 
2013-03-18 01:49:53 AM  
Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?
 
2013-03-18 05:29:21 AM  

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


FTFY
 
2013-03-18 06:53:47 AM  
If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...
 
2013-03-18 07:08:48 AM  
It's the sun.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:01 AM  
Maya Banks did this.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:02 AM  
Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:14 AM  
"I get a lot more attention and love than most wives."

teenmomtalk.com
 
2013-03-18 07:12:22 AM  

kxs401: Don't British tabloid stories about those craaaaaazy foreigners usually turn out to be false?


ACK! I screwed up an read a British tabloid story. Don't ever do that. I just woke up, I'm not all here yet.
 
2013-03-18 07:12:27 AM  

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


My first thought as well, and that above statistic is rated on a good week, not on average.
/aside from the firm conviction this story is about 99% BS...
 
2013-03-18 07:13:10 AM  

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


Do YOU want to be the guy who takes the 1st punch on 4 other dudes' girlfriend?
 
2013-03-18 07:13:13 AM  
Wait... sex every 5 days with my wife?! SIGN ME UP!
 
2013-03-18 07:17:39 AM  

Well,I'm not sharing my imaginary girlfriend with any of my brothers. They would probably stretch out her butthole.


Sincerely,
Bapp Romney
 
2013-03-18 07:19:04 AM  
5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)
 
pc
2013-03-18 07:23:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-18 07:23:58 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Sexy Rota
 
2013-03-18 07:25:29 AM  
if they weren't all brothers i'd hit it.  cause it would be like a rape orgy
but the fact that their brothers makes it like a marriage

that's gross
i like sex dirty with lots of evil emotions
 
2013-03-18 07:25:44 AM  
I wonder who those people really are.
 
2013-03-18 07:26:00 AM  
If i were in that situation, I'd want to be the Monday husband, you know, the one directly AFTER the Sunday bath...

I wonder if she got the large fries with her 5 guys...
 
2013-03-18 07:26:09 AM  

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


She said in tfa that she sleeps with onebrother a night. Given the siutation, I am sure the other four just have sex with each other. After all, they are "one big happy family."
 
2013-03-18 07:28:56 AM  
Grooms' sex-rota in one-room shack

Question: When a British newspaper uses "rota" as a short form of the word "rotation," is it pronounced "rotah" or "rotay"?
 
2013-03-18 07:32:41 AM  

Cybernetic: Grooms' sex-rota in one-room shack

Question: When a British newspaper uses "rota" as a short form of the word "rotation," is it pronounced "rotah" or "rotay"?


it's "rrrrrrrrrrrOOOtUh" with a rolled r and a very strong ending. Almost like you're shouting it.
 
2013-03-18 07:33:11 AM  
Fraternal polyandry is indeed a thing. Polygyny is more common. Both are forms of polygamy. Marriage to groups of brothers or groups of sisters seems to be the most stable type because there's no genetic competition. My siblings' genes are my genes....

http://www.articlesbase.com/weddings-articles/polyandry-a-social-sys te m-in-india-now-state-of-disappearance-257364.html

/anthropologist
 
2013-03-18 07:34:51 AM  
2.imimg.com
Sexy lotah
 
2013-03-18 07:35:27 AM  
She's got a vagina, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!
 
2013-03-18 07:37:01 AM  
Wife: "I am ready to make sex with you Friday Husband..."
Friday Husband: "Thank Vishnu it's Friday!"
*Awkward groping and Friday Husband decides to please his wife by "going down"*
Friday Husband: "Just relax my wife and i will do the needful and pleasure you with my tongue"
Wife: "That is Ok, Friday Husband, there is no ne-"
Friday Husband: "Oh! I see you are already dripping with excitement my wife!"
Wife: "Uh... Yes, excitement, that must be it, yes..."
Friday Husband: "I am concerned my wife, you taste of salt and copper, perhaps you would benifit from drinking more water"
 
2013-03-18 07:37:53 AM  
Well she does have a smile on her face that some women married to only one man never achieve.
 
2013-03-18 07:39:15 AM  
hot dog, hallway, etc..
 
2013-03-18 07:39:56 AM  
I seen something about this on National Geographic one day. It's called fraternal polyandry and it's practiced most in mountain villages.
Something about them not being able to produce enough females.
 
2013-03-18 07:41:11 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Approve.

/hot like...something
 
2013-03-18 07:46:31 AM  
Sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths.......
 
2013-03-18 07:49:23 AM  
Well, isn't SHE the popular one.
 
2013-03-18 07:49:52 AM  
I had a rota once. I did it on my last vaca in Hawa.
 
2013-03-18 07:52:07 AM  

flucto: If one man married to one woman gets sex about 1/5 as often as he wants...


Oh, to be young and optimistic again.
 
2013-03-18 07:54:26 AM  

Yogimus: poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.

Do YOU want to be the guy who takes the 1st punch on 4 other dudes' girlfriend?


How can she slap sir?!
 
2013-03-18 07:54:57 AM  
Anyone know where the picture is originally from? I'm kinda wondering why they're so happy. I'm guessing a new bridge opening or smthn. Or possibly they're a band :)
 
2013-03-18 07:58:16 AM  

RockofAges: Sex Roti? Don't tell the food truck operators or we'll have our new "cute food name".

Also, given how depleted the living conditions are there, this is really not even a story.


so...people that live at poverty levels, their story doesn't count. interesting take on humanity you have there.
 
2013-03-18 08:00:35 AM  
Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.
 
2013-03-18 08:02:12 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.


Well, they're on a rota, so it's not like they are somehow going to get better vagi on one day versus anot.
 
2013-03-18 08:02:43 AM  

poe_zlaw: Jesus.. All 5 work, they only have one wife and one kid amongst all of them and they still live in that dirty shthiole?
For some reason Im having a hard time believing things are as rosy as the article makes them seem. One woman, 5 uneducated guys in a place that obviously doesnt treat women equally. I bet shes treated like a real queen.


Perhaps they're middle management at a US conglomerates India office.  Union Carbide perhaps?

I know I know but it funny nonetheless.
 
2013-03-18 08:03:34 AM  
Those people pose like those folks do for the Swedish dance band album covers.
 
2013-03-18 08:06:59 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Gah, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to take sloppy fifths? It would be like stirring a five gallon bucket of warm simmering mayo with flapped out hairy vag lips.

/shudders.


I doubt anyone can top that for a grim description.

\I like to set challenges!
 
2013-03-18 08:07:51 AM  
The Sun?  "Cute?'  Aw hell naw, subby, you're NOT getting me this time.
 
2013-03-18 08:08:10 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-18 08:14:08 AM  
Mmmmmmm... sexy rotini...

static7.bigstockphoto.com

The come-hither looks on their noodly appendages...they call to me...
 
2013-03-18 08:17:43 AM  
Actually kind of cute for the area. I'd fuvk her, but only on Monday after her pussy had a chance to revive over the weekend.

And with all that said, she is not going to age well.
 
2013-03-18 08:17:45 AM  
She actually is kinda cute.  Looks like a hippie from the 60s kinda.  Nice smile.  Neat whistling noise when she wears a dress on a windy day.
 
2013-03-18 08:17:51 AM  

Yogimus: 5 brothers, 3 holes... how? ( I NEED PIX)


Step 2) Two hands
Step 3) PROFIT!
 
2013-03-18 08:20:07 AM  
This is what happens when you kill all your baby girls and keep your sons alive. Eventually they would HAVE to share a wife since there are no single women for hundreds of miles.
 
2013-03-18 08:22:09 AM  
After a very thorough Google search, I was able to find a pic of her va-jay-jay.

www.seriouseats.com
 
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