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(Daily Mail)   Man born without a penis getting one made from his arm - he should have asked for a foot at least   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2013-03-17 11:50:42 PM
www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-03-18 12:30:02 AM

thepeterd: [www.american-buddha.com image 850x382]


aaaaaaand we're done.
 
2013-03-18 12:30:34 AM
Security Guard huh, figured he would be a super villain dabbling in super science with that disability.
 
2013-03-18 12:30:57 AM
Despite his lack of penis, Mr Wardle has still been a hit with the ladies, claiming to have slept with more than 100.
'Some were one-night stands, some long-term relationships. I've told 20 per cent of them the truth,' he said.


Wait a second. Something doesn't sound quite right here.
 
2013-03-18 12:31:39 AM
My co-worker Candice was born without a penis but she had an operation about a year or so ago and now he goes by Charles. Funny thing is she used to be a lesbian but now he's gay.
 
2013-03-18 12:32:27 AM

borg: My co-worker Candice was born without a penis but she had an operation about a year or so ago and now he goes by Charles. Funny thing is she used to be a lesbian but now he's gay.


That's odd.
 
2013-03-18 12:35:44 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: borg: My co-worker Candice was born without a penis but she had an operation about a year or so ago and now he goes by Charles. Funny thing is she used to be a lesbian but now he's gay.

That's odd.


I knew someone up north who went like this:
Started straight female  > Became lesbian > Changed sexes, became straight male > Became gay male > Now wants to go back to being female.

/I'm significantly gender ambiguous myself, but ffs!
 
2013-03-18 12:36:15 AM
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www.wadelhardt.eu
It's like a baby arm holding an apple...
 
2013-03-18 12:38:53 AM
isn't someone born without a penis....a woman?
 
2013-03-18 12:41:34 AM
Strangest war wound story: guy I knew back in '91 got his pecker mutilated by a mine. Docs told him to lose his middle finger and - you bet - it wound up as his makeshift penis. (Obviously only to aid in urination so he could stand.)

/I would've opted to become a Rob Malda-esque nullo myself, but, hey, to each his own...
 
2013-03-18 12:44:36 AM

tweek46420: isn't someone born without a penis....a woman?


Not sure if serious.
 
2013-03-18 12:45:24 AM

Ukab the Great: Strangest war wound story: guy I knew back in '91 got his pecker mutilated by a mine. Docs told him to lose his middle finger and - you bet - it wound up as his makeshift penis


Ahhh, a hand job.
 
2013-03-18 12:46:36 AM

Atomic Spunk: Despite his lack of penis, Mr Wardle has still been a hit with the ladies, claiming to have slept with more than 100.
'Some were one-night stands, some long-term relationships. I've told 20 per cent of them the truth,' he said.


Wait a second. Something doesn't sound quite right here.


Modified wooden toilet paper roll. Wow. Just wow.

/Actually he's probably counting hand stuff.
//Hand stuff doesn't count.
///37
 
2013-03-18 12:46:50 AM
He needs to find a woman without a vagina and go live in a dreamhouse.
 
2013-03-18 12:47:36 AM
Despite his lack of penis, Mr Wardle has still been a hit with the ladies, claiming to have slept with more than 100.

And farked none of them.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-18 12:49:53 AM
Dude must have a tongue that would make Gene Simmons blush.
 
2013-03-18 12:50:20 AM
i46.tinypic.com
/There's a Farside PBF for everything
 
2013-03-18 12:50:41 AM
www.thestranger.com
 
2013-03-18 12:50:59 AM
Clever headline, though I've got news for you- there IS such a thing as too much. My god. I'm happy with a comfortable 7-incher. Much more and you might spear something- it's happened. I've actually called in sick to work because I couldn't stand up- bruised cervix. Wasn't fun.
 
2013-03-18 12:51:07 AM

GungFu: Despite his lack of penis, Mr Wardle has still been a hit with the ladies, claiming to have slept with more than 100.

And farked none of them.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 389x129]


Curses!!!
 
2013-03-18 12:52:01 AM

Atomic Spunk: Despite his lack of penis, Mr Wardle has still been a hit with the ladies, claiming to have slept with more than 100.
'Some were one-night stands, some long-term relationships. I've told 20 per cent of them the truth,' he said.

Wait a second. Something doesn't sound quite right here.


Come now, The Daily Mail is a pillar of journalistic integrity.
 
2013-03-18 12:54:01 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: Atomic Spunk: Despite his lack of penis, Mr Wardle has still been a hit with the ladies, claiming to have slept with more than 100.
'Some were one-night stands, some long-term relationships. I've told 20 per cent of them the truth,' he said.


Wait a second. Something doesn't sound quite right here.

Modified wooden toilet paper roll. Wow. Just wow.

/Actually he's probably counting hand stuff.
//Hand stuff doesn't count.
///37


In a row?
 
2013-03-18 12:54:55 AM
No is it bigger than a baby arm? WTF?
 
2013-03-18 01:02:11 AM
Can we call him Lance Arm Dong? he will have more nuts than the real one.

/nah really good luck buddy
 
2013-03-18 01:07:01 AM

Atomic Spunk: Wait a second. Something doesn't sound quite right here.


I think Patrice O'Neal called that a poltergeist.
 
2013-03-18 01:08:40 AM
He's got nothing to complain about.  All I've got to show for it is this damned 12 inch piano player.
 
2013-03-18 01:10:53 AM

Fatty McFatcheeks: Can we call him Lance Arm Dong? he will have more nuts than the real one.

/nah really good luck buddy


Sadly, the offers from Vivid, Brazzers, etc., will probably pop up soon afterward.

/pun intended.
 
2013-03-18 01:18:02 AM
Subby, why settle for a foot when you can get a cubit?
 
2013-03-18 01:25:23 AM
At first I was like...

i.dailymail.co.uk


But this I was...

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-03-18 01:29:02 AM
You ought to see him wave bye-bye.
 
2013-03-18 01:39:17 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-18 01:42:47 AM
I don't use my left arm a whole lot doc, you can just take it from the shoulder on......
 
2013-03-18 01:47:45 AM
I don't see anything humerus about having an arm for a dick...
 
2013-03-18 01:54:48 AM
Has anybody posted that PBF comic about the man with no penis yet?
 
2013-03-18 01:56:45 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Has anybody posted that PBF comic about the man with no penis yet?


i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-18 02:01:14 AM

Peki: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: borg: My co-worker Candice was born without a penis but she had an operation about a year or so ago and now he goes by Charles. Funny thing is she used to be a lesbian but now he's gay.

That's odd.

I knew someone up north who went like this:
Started straight female  > Became lesbian > Changed sexes, became straight male > Became gay male > Now wants to go back to being female.

/I'm significantly gender ambiguous myself, but ffs!


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Knows how that feels.
 
2013-03-18 02:13:05 AM
So, a real life Ken doll???
 
2013-03-18 02:15:11 AM
A phalloplasty from a flap of forearm tissue really isn't "groundbreaking" at all.
 
2013-03-18 02:15:32 AM
Do you really want to go onto an international news site and announce that you have no penis?
 
2013-03-18 02:19:53 AM
Peki:

I knew someone up north who went like this:
Started straight female  > Became lesbian > Changed sexes, became straight male > Became gay male > Now wants to go back to being female.


I've stayed the same sex but my gender and preferences changed a few times. First I was straight and a "normal" boy. Then I was gay and "versatile." Then I was straight and androgynous: when you're 12-16 this works well, think Leif Garrett or Justin What-his-name. Then I was a nellie queen for a year or so, flaming so brtight you could read by it down the block. Then for the next few years I switch-hit and got less femme all the time: it turned out my "feminine features" were transitory, my nature is quite a bit more masculine than I'd've dreamed in my youth and it is nice to do the farking more often than not.

Now at 50 I'm butch, chubby, ugly as hell and celibate with both sexes. The latter is an easy call to make when you're old, fat, ugly, too poor to pay and too proud to beg or settle. For one thing I could never develop a taste for women over 40 or boys over 22 and it's too late to start now.

Anyway.

My take on it is that gender and preference are malleable: you're born with a certain range, which is probably broader and more flexible than "society" or the sex-change surgeons want you to think, and if you stick yourself in one little mold for your entire life it is your life to waste. Your physical form, or at least the genital aspect, you should probably leave alone. (Unless you're like this guy and were born without a "genital aspect" or with ambiguous or undeveloped equipment: I can say it's better to tell the world to deal with that but then I'm weird.) When there's nothing wrong with what you were born with how you use it is up to you, and if "society" has a problem with that it's "society's" problem not yours.

And as far as I'm concerned everybody ought to suck cock or eat pussy at least once. For one thing there's something unfair about asking anybody to do what you wouldn't, and for another it might turn out to be fun. You might even discover you have a natural talent. (I gave my first BJ at age 15, and the recipient did not believe it was my first -- and had no reason to flatter me.)

But then I'm an old insomniac drunkard. "YMMV."

Anyway. Um, what was this thread about? Oh, a guy born without a dick. Look at this guy, he shaves so he's got to be hormonally there: can you imagine having urges you have no way to relieve? For, what, ~25 years? He's more of a man than I am, is all I can say: that sounds like it'd be too damn hard to pull off.

By the way, did it ever strike anyone that I might be a bit self-absorbed and Just Not Right?
 
2013-03-18 02:21:30 AM
In purest technical terminology this sort of procedure is referred to as an "Addadictomy."

/The more you know.
 
2013-03-18 02:22:44 AM
buckler:

Do you really want to go onto an international news site and announce that you have no penis?

What about going on an international news aggregator to announce that you have one but it's very very small? Y'all think maybe I should keep that deficiency to myself?
 
2013-03-18 02:24:06 AM

kiwimoogle84: Clever headline, though I've got news for you- there IS such a thing as too much. My god. I'm happy with a comfortable 7-incher. Much more and you might spear something- it's happened. I've actually called in sick to work because I couldn't stand up- bruised cervix. Wasn't fun.


So, because I'm above average you'd be uncomfortable with me?
 
2013-03-18 02:26:39 AM
kiwimoogle84:

Clever headline, though I've got news for you- there IS such a thing as too much. My god. I'm happy with a comfortable 7-incher.

Is there a line forming?
 
2013-03-18 02:55:32 AM

grimnir: A phalloplasty from a flap of forearm tissue really isn't "groundbreaking" at all.


Came here to say this. It's not "pioneering", it's been around for awhile now. I was expecting something like this (NSFW).
 
2013-03-18 03:00:55 AM
Glad I read the article. The thought of someone's arm sticking out from their groin was rather disturbing.
 
2013-03-18 03:13:56 AM
They've been doing this with trans people for years. The guy's in for a surprise when he finds out that it isn't the same as a fully innervated pecker. I gotta wonder what it all looks like, what with having nuts... like what does he pee out of ?
 
2013-03-18 03:20:15 AM

will_e_777: I don't use my left arm a whole lot doc, you can just take it from the shoulder on......


The elbow-articulation sure helps hit the G-spot.
 
2013-03-18 03:32:46 AM

buckler: Do you really want to go onto an international news site and announce that you have no penis?


It's difficult when you have the wrong number of things.
 
2013-03-18 03:34:39 AM

Contents Under Pressure: They've been doing this with trans people for years. The guy's in for a surprise when he finds out that it isn't the same as a fully innervated pecker. I gotta wonder what it all looks like, what with having nuts... like what does he pee out of ?


Urination is a serious problem for transmen.  I'm not sure what they're going to do about that problem.
 
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