libranoelrose: What about after the fight? Cuz that's when he said it.
gameshowhost: Any time an athlete says he/she is going to give more than 100%, a blue whale farks Jesus of Nazareth from behind.
moefuggenbrew: That fight was like watching a spider monkey try to take down a mule.... the stupid mule couldn't quite get the spider monkey off his ass.
Malcolm_Sex: moefuggenbrew: That fight was like watching a spider monkey try to take down a mule.... the stupid mule couldn't quite get the spider monkey off his ass.Also the monkey was punching the shat out of the useless mule. Is there any fighter more embarrassing than Diaz?
libranoelrose: gameshowhost: Any time an athlete says he/she is going to give more than 100%, a blue whale farks Jesus of Nazareth from behind.Thank Gawd no one said that then.
Tumunga: Why does it always have to be Jesus? Why can't it be Muhhamed, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Is he that hawt?
Wasteland: Quick follow-up note on UFC 158, for those keeping track:Per the medical suspensions list, the post-fight condition of Johny Hendricks has been downgraded from "broken hand" to "sprained fingers." So he shouldn't be out of action for as long as was originally feared.
gameshowhost: Except for me, but that's because I love hearing him scream.
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