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(Columbus Packet)   Electricity thief arrested by sheriff, that's good. Sheriff notices neighbor's lawn is on fire, that's bad. Sheriff discovers hidden meth lab after the fire, that's good. Meth lab is guarded by snakes, that's bad   (packet-media.com) divider line 43
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2013-03-17 04:28:53 PM  
Uh, Subby, just a little question for you if you have a minute.
HOW DO YOU GO FROM A SNAKE IN AN AQUARIUM SITTING IN A LIVING ROOM TO, snakes guarding meth lab?
 
2013-03-17 04:48:50 PM  

DownDaRiver: Uh, Subby, just a little question for you if you have a minute.
HOW DO YOU GO FROM A SNAKE IN AN AQUARIUM SITTING IN A LIVING ROOM TO, snakes guarding meth lab?


Does the answer involve "Badger Badger Badger"?
 
2013-03-17 05:41:18 PM  
Ya know that joke was once funny; now it is just a forced meme
 
2013-03-17 05:42:24 PM  

cman: Ya know that joke was once funny; now it is just a forced meme


But it comes with a free frogurt!
 
2013-03-17 05:52:55 PM  

DownDaRiver: Uh, Subby, just a little question for you if you have a minute.
HOW DO YOU GO FROM A SNAKE IN AN AQUARIUM SITTING IN A LIVING ROOM TO, snakes guarding meth lab?


I'm guessing too much meth
 
2013-03-17 07:48:38 PM  
You got your Snakes On a Plane in my Breaking Bad!
 
2013-03-17 07:48:55 PM  

King Something: cman: Ya know that joke was once funny; now it is just a forced meme

But it comes with a free frogurt!


Can I leave now?
 
2013-03-17 07:51:18 PM  

King Something: cman: Ya know that joke was once funny; now it is just a forced meme

But it comes with a free frogurt!


Thank you.
 
2013-03-17 07:53:20 PM  
I've had it with these motherfarking snakes in this motherfarking meth lab!
 
2013-03-17 07:58:59 PM  

CaptSacto: DownDaRiver: Uh, Subby, just a little question for you if you have a minute.
HOW DO YOU GO FROM A SNAKE IN AN AQUARIUM SITTING IN A LIVING ROOM TO, snakes guarding meth lab?

I'm guessing too much meth


I'm guessing too much Sam Jackson.

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/Mmmmm, Biatch!
 
2013-03-17 07:59:19 PM  
"Another neighbor chimed in with mock surprise, at the situation, "All those ramshackle buildings and s##t in the yard?...Meth, huh? surprise, surprise, suuuuuuurprise!"

read as a Gomer Pyle voice in my head..made me laugh.
 
2013-03-17 08:03:43 PM  
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The bad news in a good way. Yes, I can do that. The bad news in a good way. Well, here it goes.
 
2013-03-17 08:05:25 PM  
Did the snakes contain potassium benzoate?
 
2013-03-17 08:06:42 PM  
But the Sheriff dropped weight faster than a Tijuana crack whore!

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2013-03-17 08:08:48 PM  
for some reason -

Internal Server Error seems to be farked
 
2013-03-17 08:12:01 PM  
Guarding the stash was a four foot long rattlesnake housed in a glass aquarium. Deputies brought the reptile out to the main road to get a good look at it in their headlights, and then radioed animal control.

Speaking from experience, the deputies had no reason to call animal control for a rattlesnake.  Just shoot the damn thing.  Repeatedly.  And then when it stops twitching, shoot it some more.
 
2013-03-17 08:12:21 PM  
I'm surprised they can get a warrant that fast.
 
2013-03-17 08:19:14 PM  
A neighbor who spoke with The Packet on the condition of anonymity said that they had only been in the home for a few weeks, "I never seen anyone f##k up a property that quick."
Another neighbor chimed in with mock surprise, at the situation, "All those ramshackle buildings and s##t in the yard?...Meth, huh? surprise, surprise, suuuuuuurprise!"


LOL sounds like a hilarious neighborhood.
 
2013-03-17 08:27:41 PM  
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2013-03-17 08:28:19 PM  
Another neighbor chimed in with mock surprise, at the situation, "All those ramshackle buildings and s##t in the yard?...Meth, huh? surprise, surprise, suuuuuuurprise!"

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2013-03-17 08:30:54 PM  
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2013-03-17 08:35:44 PM  
I am in the mood for YoCream.

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2013-03-17 09:09:52 PM  
Guarding the stash was a four foot long rattlesnake housed in a glass aquarium. Deputies brought the reptile out to the main road to get a good look at it in their headlights, and then radioed animal control. After consulting with animal control and their superiors, the snake was gently returned to the living room of Patterson's home where it was found.

I almost had a heart attack when I realized this paragraph wasn't going to end with a dead snake.
 
2013-03-17 09:13:12 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I am in the mood for YoCream.

[www.yocream.com image 228x297]


Those toppings contain potassium benzoate.
 
2013-03-17 09:23:36 PM  

skrame: Guarding the stash was a four foot long rattlesnake housed in a glass aquarium. Deputies brought the reptile out to the main road to get a good look at it in their headlights, and then radioed animal control. After consulting with animal control and their superiors, the snake was gently returned to the living room of Patterson's home where it was found.

I almost had a heart attack when I realized this paragraph wasn't going to end with a dead snake.


They don't say it was returned in the aquarium.  Free range snake in the living room?
 
2013-03-17 09:29:12 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I am in the mood for YoCream.

[www.yocream.com image 228x297]


How about coffee instead?
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2013-03-17 09:31:19 PM  

Karac: Guarding the stash was a four foot long rattlesnake housed in a glass aquarium. Deputies brought the reptile out to the main road to get a good look at it in their headlights, and then radioed animal control.

Speaking from experience, the deputies had no reason to call animal control for a rattlesnake.  Just shoot the damn thing.  Repeatedly.  And then when it stops twitching, shoot it some more.


If it had been the family dog, they would have shot it dead right there. But a friggin' rattlesnake? "Oh, let's gently return it to the home." I can't figure out if that's "Cop backwards" or "Mississippi backwards."
 
2013-03-17 09:32:08 PM  
I was hoping the electricity thief got a jolt while committing his special crime.  Now I'll miss the usual electrical puns.

Al Cu later.
 
2013-03-17 09:38:14 PM  
that's bad,
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2013-03-17 09:40:05 PM  
Shenanigans from a hooligan named Mc Garritty.

Imagine that
 
2013-03-17 09:54:56 PM  
Just for grins while I can't find a facebook real quick tracy peeks is also a cam whore.  http://naked.com/girls/blonde/webcam-model/tracy-peeks/2255?server=fl i ngvip

She doesn't clean up as bad as you would think considering her meth habit.
 
2013-03-17 09:57:15 PM  
That's what happens when you let your snakes smoke pot.
 
2013-03-17 10:03:33 PM  
Why would you shoot a rattlesnake?
 
2013-03-17 10:18:50 PM  

kokomo61: [inourelements.com image 259x194]

Approves.


Came to post something similar--congrats to you
 
2013-03-17 11:03:41 PM  
Letting your snakes make meth just proves you're an irresponsible pet owner.
 
2013-03-17 11:10:52 PM  

King Something: cman: Ya know that joke was once funny; now it is just a forced meme

But it comes with a free frogurt!


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I AM THE CURSED FROGURT!
 
2013-03-18 12:26:58 AM  
Dumbass reporter. A glass enclosure containing a snake (unless aquatic) is not an aquarium. The correct term is vivarium, or more specifically, terrarium.
 
2013-03-18 12:30:59 AM  

cman: Ya know that joke was once funny; now it is just a forced meme


Or, you know, a book that's been read by countless children since 1963.

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2013-03-18 12:36:14 AM  

OldDog: "Another neighbor chimed in with mock surprise, at the situation, "All those ramshackle buildings and s##t in the yard?...Meth, huh? surprise, surprise, suuuuuuurprise!"

read as a Gomer Pyle voice in my head..made me laugh.


Me too.
 
2013-03-18 12:42:35 AM  

Karac: Guarding the stash was a four foot long rattlesnake housed in a glass aquarium. Deputies brought the reptile out to the main road to get a good look at it in their headlights, and then radioed animal control.

Speaking from experience, the deputies had no reason to call animal control for a rattlesnake.  Just shoot the damn thing.  Repeatedly.  And then when it stops twitching, shoot it some more.


Then burn it. Then shoot the ashes again.
 
2013-03-18 12:46:27 AM  

iron_city_ap: Karac: Guarding the stash was a four foot long rattlesnake housed in a glass aquarium. Deputies brought the reptile out to the main road to get a good look at it in their headlights, and then radioed animal control.

Speaking from experience, the deputies had no reason to call animal control for a rattlesnake.  Just shoot the damn thing.  Repeatedly.  And then when it stops twitching, shoot it some more.

Then burn it. Then shoot the ashes again.


then boil them, and jump on them?
 
2013-03-18 03:36:07 AM  
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I'm tired of these meth makin' snakes... in this meth makin' lab.
 
2013-03-18 11:40:13 AM  

Begoggle: A neighbor who spoke with The Packet on the condition of anonymity said that they had only been in the home for a few weeks, "I never seen anyone f##k up a property that quick."
Another neighbor chimed in with mock surprise, at the situation, "All those ramshackle buildings and s##t in the yard?...Meth, huh? surprise, surprise, suuuuuuurprise!"

LOL sounds like a hilarious neighborhood.


FTA: Inside the trailer...

Yeah, not so much.
 
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