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2013-03-17 05:37:16 PM
Ugh, I went ahead and turned off adblock and still got an "article photo" placeholder.  Do I have to click the YouTube link to know what subby's talking about, or is this link just total crap?
 
2013-03-17 05:48:44 PM

serial_crusher: or is this link just total crap?


The answer is yes, it is total crap, and both the submitter and the modmin who greened it should be outed and shamed.
 
2013-03-17 06:47:57 PM
So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?

radiographics.rsna.org
 
2013-03-17 07:10:28 PM

hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?


Gods almighty, what the hell is that a pic of. I'm not even a guy and my groin tightened up.
 
2013-03-17 07:10:29 PM
That was incredibly unfunny, one of the worst re-tellings of that tired "joke". She was easy on the eyes, though.
 
2013-03-17 07:12:24 PM

hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?

[radiographics.rsna.org image 643x1280]


Either that or you have one really bad Mohel who sucks at his job!
 
2013-03-17 07:13:56 PM
Dutch rudder?
 
2013-03-17 07:15:16 PM
Oh goody, catheter windows paint at 800x800 pixels.

I'm sure you won many fans today.
 
2013-03-17 07:15:47 PM
Lame.
 
2013-03-17 07:16:54 PM
These lame sponsored links are going to be the ruin of Fark
 
2013-03-17 07:17:51 PM
And by "Dutch Rudder", I of course meant "Blumpkin".

/farking bourbon and NCAA hoops
 
2013-03-17 07:20:49 PM
soak it in cider
 
2013-03-17 07:22:01 PM
img3806.imagevenue.com

If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours ... call a friend!
 
2013-03-17 07:22:01 PM

shintochick: hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?

Gods almighty, what the hell is that a pic of. I'm not even a guy and my groin tightened up.


That is what a urologist will do to drain a priaprism.
 
2013-03-17 07:23:09 PM
If you have an erection lasting four hours, you will put fluffers out of work.

Please, think of the fluffers.
 
2013-03-17 07:23:26 PM
What the fark was that article? Is this piss poor modmin or yet another sponsored link?
 
2013-03-17 07:26:46 PM

shintochick: hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?

Gods almighty, what the hell is that a pic of. I'm not even a guy and my groin tightened up.


It's a manual drain. They shove a needle tip into your penis and squeeze out the blood. Mine lasted an hour and a half. They don't numb you or knock you out, you feel every second of it. Shiat sucks.
 
2013-03-17 07:27:55 PM

hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?
[radiographics.rsna.org image 643x1280]

I've been warning people about the dangers of priapism on FARK for a while.  The needle in the penis is a whole lot better than gangrene.
 
2013-03-17 07:28:55 PM
Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.
 
2013-03-17 07:29:00 PM

ADubs86: shintochick: hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?

Gods almighty, what the hell is that a pic of. I'm not even a guy and my groin tightened up.

It's a manual drain. They shove a needle tip into your penis and squeeze out the blood. Mine lasted an hour and a half. They don't numb you or knock you out, you feel every second of it. Shiat sucks.


Man, I would just have told them what they wanted to know.
 
2013-03-17 07:32:58 PM

fusillade762: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.


What if that's what I like?
 
2013-03-17 07:37:05 PM

Pocket Ninja: serial_crusher: or is this link just total crap?

The answer is yes, it is total crap, and both the submitter and the modmin who greened it should be outed and shamed.


No way, not until you write an amusing paragraph detailing why.
 
2013-03-17 07:39:30 PM
Come and go at the same time? (stolen from Robin Williams)
 
2013-03-17 07:48:01 PM
My wife would rip the phone from my hand
 
2013-03-17 07:50:15 PM
R.I.P, Phil Hartman. You had constipation solved.
http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/10304
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-17 08:05:46 PM

deadsanta: That was incredibly unfunny, one of the worst re-tellings of that tired "joke". She was easy on the eyes, though.


Yes, she has a future as Olivia Munn.
 
2013-03-17 08:16:04 PM

fusillade762: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.


Amateur

NSFW
 
2013-03-17 08:17:54 PM
I think they try drugs first before going to the needle, but yah, if that doesn't work, it's time to let a little air out of the tire. air being blood and the tire being your scrotum.
 
2013-03-17 08:21:25 PM

dforkus: I think they try drugs first before going to the needle, but yah, if that doesn't work, it's time to let a little air out of the tire. air being blood and the tire being your scrotum.


Right you are. They usually give you a saline drip or sinus medication to open up the glands first before they go to the drain. But that only works if you catch it early.
 
2013-03-17 08:23:26 PM
Miss America is one of the weirdest things in the States. If you're an old fart and you enjoy looking at 17 year olds in bikinis, then, Hey - you're a perv.

Here's 17 year old Miss America 2011 Teresa Scanlan  in a bikini. Don't forget...according to US law
http://cdn4.blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2011/01/miss-america- te resa-scanlan-bikini-2.jpg

This is so scandalous it was watched by 7.85 million viewers on the ABC network.
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2011/jan/17/2011-miss-america-pagean t- ratings-increase-47-abc-/

America does not compute. I'm waiting for someone to say I'm posting 17 year old bikini pic links  and then say that Fark should have higher standards than the American Broadcasting Company and the Miss America pageant. That would be hilarious. "Dude... he linked to a  jail bait pic ... I mean to a Miss America winner's pic!!!" "Woah, dude, they are like .. .the same thing."

Yes. Yes, they are. . 7.85 million people watched some jailbait on ABC. We live in some crazy times.
 
2013-03-17 08:23:36 PM

badgerb: fusillade762: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.

Amateur

NSFW


ugh, that was too ugly to even feel sympathetic pain.
 
2013-03-17 08:24:46 PM
Thank you.
 
2013-03-17 08:25:24 PM

ADubs86: shintochick: hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?

Gods almighty, what the hell is that a pic of. I'm not even a guy and my groin tightened up.

It's a manual drain. They shove a needle tip into your penis and squeeze out the blood. Mine lasted an hour and a half. They don't numb you or knock you out, you feel every second of it. Shiat sucks.


I can't imagine how you lived to tell the tale. Hearing the doctor describe the procedure would have killed me.
 
2013-03-17 08:31:32 PM

70Ford: Miss America is one of the weirdest things in the States. If you're an old fart and you enjoy looking at 17 year olds in bikinis, then, Hey - you're a perv.

Here's 17 year old Miss America 2011 Teresa Scanlan  in a bikini. Don't forget...according to US law
http://cdn4.blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2011/01/miss-america- te resa-scanlan-bikini-2.jpg

This is so scandalous it was watched by 7.85 million viewers on the ABC network.
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2011/jan/17/2011-miss-america-pagean t- ratings-increase-47-abc-/

America does not compute. I'm waiting for someone to say I'm posting 17 year old bikini pic links  and then say that Fark should have higher standards than the American Broadcasting Company and the Miss America pageant. That would be hilarious. "Dude... he linked to a  jail bait pic ... I mean to a Miss America winner's pic!!!" "Woah, dude, they are like .. .the same thing."

Yes. Yes, they are. . 7.85 million people watched some jailbait on ABC. We live in some crazy times.


Does she swallow?
 
2013-03-17 08:34:47 PM
So what am I looking at here? I think a lame submission (from what I gather) combined with a mobile site clusterfark... You know what, screw it.
 
2013-03-17 08:38:59 PM

whatshisname: These lame sponsored links are going to be the ruin of Fark


I refuse to click on them. They can sponsor my dick.
 
2013-03-17 08:39:10 PM

Notabunny: I can't imagine how you lived to tell the tale. Hearing the doctor describe the procedure would have killed me.


I was lucky it worked. The last step before amputation is called the winter's shunt. It involves cutting your penis in half and cutting holes out of the muscle tissue so you can't get an erection anymore. That was a fun description to have at 3AM when my urologist came to check on me overnight.
 
2013-03-17 08:46:35 PM

70Ford: Miss America is one of the weirdest things in the States. If you're an old fart and you enjoy looking at 17 year olds in bikinis, then, Hey - you're a perv.

Here's 17 year old Miss America 2011 Teresa Scanlan  in a bikini. Don't forget...according to US law
http://cdn4.blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2011/01/miss-america- te resa-scanlan-bikini-2.jpg

This is so scandalous it was watched by 7.85 million viewers on the ABC network.
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2011/jan/17/2011-miss-america-pagean t- ratings-increase-47-abc-/

America does not compute. I'm waiting for someone to say I'm posting 17 year old bikini pic links  and then say that Fark should have higher standards than the American Broadcasting Company and the Miss America pageant. That would be hilarious. "Dude... he linked to a  jail bait pic ... I mean to a Miss America winner's pic!!!" "Woah, dude, they are like .. .the same thing."

Yes. Yes, they are. . 7.85 million people watched some jailbait on ABC. We live in some crazy times.




16 is legal in my state and 17 is legal in the other nearest state
 
2013-03-17 08:47:08 PM

whatshisname: These lame sponsored links are going to be the ruin of Fark


Yeah, I let my TF expire when those started up, and am just back from Reddit for the first time in about a month to see how things are going. Pretty much the same, seems to me.
'Bye
 
2013-03-17 08:48:40 PM
But its sad when you have no one to share it with.
 
2013-03-17 08:54:57 PM
Why is everyone looking at me? I feel fine.
 
2013-03-17 08:57:26 PM
I went 6 hours once... no pills just had the right lady and she took advantage of every minute.
 
2013-03-17 08:57:47 PM
FTFA: If you've had an erection lasting four or more hours, or constipation lasting four or more days, or an erection and constipation simultaneously, Miss USA Alyssa Campenella has some important information that could save your life.

It's a very informative article with valuable insights from an expert.
 
2013-03-17 09:25:30 PM
Four hours? Turn off the porn, put some aloe and ice on that poor chafed member, and re-hydrate.

Don't try to stand up too fast.

Leave your parents' basement.

//Also, don't use solid metal cock rings. When you want that bastard off, you want it off now.
 
2013-03-17 09:37:01 PM
Four hour erection?
s8.postimage.org
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At least you have lots of excellent career options.
 
2013-03-17 09:41:56 PM
If you have an erection that is lasting for more than 4 hours you don't have the right contacts. I'm sure the proper ad or posting is just a finger stroke away.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-03-17 09:44:21 PM
Fap
 
2013-03-17 09:50:06 PM

70Ford: Miss America is one of the weirdest things in the States. If you're an old fart and you enjoy looking at 17 year olds in bikinis, then, Hey - you're a perv.


So once you reach a certain age you are magically not supposed to find attractive women attractive anymore?  Tell that to this guy:

www.gannett-cdn.com

He still knows what's what:

www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2013-03-17 09:56:17 PM
I really want my 2 minutes back.
 
2013-03-17 10:08:51 PM

hardinparamedic: So, you guys want to know what happens when you DO have an errection lasting longer than four hours?

[radiographics.rsna.org image 643x1280]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
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