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(Patch)   You're doing 40 in the left lane, nearly clipping the truck beside you, and a woman honks her horn at you. Do you: C) Put a bullet in her car?   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Pennsylvania State Police, road rage, trucks  
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6792 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2013 at 6:07 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-17 06:10:05 PM  
5 votes:
Am I the LAPD?
2013-03-17 08:20:47 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like someone was Keeping It Real.
2013-03-17 08:04:01 PM  
1 vote:

mikaloyd: Bezoar: Seriously though, I sense you perceive the world slightly... differently than most.

I agree

Well then, shine on you crazy diamond, you.

However, I will remain mostly ambivalent but slightly perplexed by your deductive reasoning skills until I eventually completely forget about this ultimately pointless internet conversation, maybe by dinner.

Peace out!
2013-03-17 07:42:03 PM  
1 vote:

mikaloyd: Bezoar: mikaloyd: meathome: mikaloyd:

Shooter allegedly had out of state tags, so I don't think a specific state tag would apply here.

/any bets on it even being a legal gun owner?

If I had to guess between A) bloodthirsty gun toting bird flipping crazy driving out of staters invading Pennsylvania to shoot up the vehicles of random Pennsytuckians, or B) the driver accidentally shooting her own car and attempting insurance fraud after the police report, Id go with B

You seriously think it's more likely she's filed a false police report, thus committing fraud, to cover for a cosmetic defect in her car door? Someone with severe road rage having a gun and using it during a fit of the aforementioned road rage is completely unbelievable to you?

And what were they raging over? A single horn honk?  If they shoot for every horn honk whilst travelling at 40 mph in the fast lane  they will be caught very soon indeed. And you will be vindicated. If on the other hand Im right then they are figments and will never be caught in the flesh.

No, a horn honk, which apparently pissed him off enough to flip her off, and then later she attempted to pass him. Do you not get how people with road rage operate? They operate irrationally. There are no crimes of opportunity to you? He had a gun, he got angry, he used the gun. You realize that these kinds of crimes happen occasionally and the shooter isn't necessarily some vendetta having road rage supervillan?

I just find it mind boggling that you think a road rage incident, the type of which is not unheard of, is less likely than some elaborate insurance fraud perpetrated by a woman who somehow shot the outside of her car, got into the car, and then decided to make herself a criminal through a series of lies to excuse a small cosmetic bullet hole. But I'm sure you've come to some very interesting conclusions about 9/11, the Kennedy assassination, and those rainbows that form in sprinkler water too.
2013-03-17 07:28:18 PM  
1 vote:
40 in the left lane is why I want a roof-mounted rocket launcher and those revolving James-Bondy license plate thingies. Farker deserves that.
2013-03-17 07:22:01 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Responsible gun owner standing his ground to protect the second amendment. Why are assault weapons legal again?

I'm going to assult you with a fork. An ASSAULT fork.

BAN ASSAULT FORKS! You don't NEED that many prongs!
2013-03-17 06:28:31 PM  
1 vote:
The guy doing 40 in the left lane should have been shot. personal grudge of mine.
2013-03-17 06:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
SELF DEFENSE! It's a good thing this guy was allowed to carry a gun to protect himself from slow drivers.
2013-03-17 06:12:57 PM  
1 vote:
Another responsible gun owner.
2013-03-17 06:08:51 PM  
1 vote:
Stand your ground.
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