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(Patch)   You're doing 40 in the left lane, nearly clipping the truck beside you, and a woman honks her horn at you. Do you: C) Put a bullet in her car?   (bethlehem.patch.com) divider line 68
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-17 05:23:08 PM
You're doing 40 in the left lane, nearly clipping the truck beside you, and a woman honks her horn at you. Do you: C) Put a bullet in her car?

No, I put a bullet in her face. Her car never did anything to me.
 
2013-03-17 06:08:51 PM
Stand your ground.
 
2013-03-17 06:10:05 PM
Am I the LAPD?
 
2013-03-17 06:12:57 PM
Another responsible gun owner.
 
2013-03-17 06:15:54 PM
SELF DEFENSE! It's a good thing this guy was allowed to carry a gun to protect himself from slow drivers.
 
2013-03-17 06:16:24 PM
the lady's leaving out details
 
2013-03-17 06:16:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-17 06:18:11 PM
At least he didn't hit the driver like this coward did.  Wouldn't be a loss if this asshole also offed himself
 
2013-03-17 06:22:00 PM
Rhetorical question subs.
 
2013-03-17 06:22:47 PM

mikaloyd:


Shooter allegedly had out of state tags, so I don't think a specific state tag would apply here.

/any bets on it even being a legal gun owner?
 
2013-03-17 06:28:31 PM
The guy doing 40 in the left lane should have been shot. personal grudge of mine.
 
2013-03-17 06:30:39 PM
While it may not be true, if the car from NJ came directly from NJ, then it went over a toll bridge 20 minutes prior to the first encounter.  Instead of looking for eyewitnesses, why aren't the cops looking at the toll booth video?
 
2013-03-17 06:35:11 PM
Get out of the left lane.
 
2013-03-17 06:36:05 PM

ZeroCorpse: SELF DEFENSE! It's a good thing this guy was allowed to carry a gun to protect himself from slow faster drivers.


FTFY.
 
2013-03-17 06:39:38 PM

fusillade762: Another responsible gun owner.


Well seeing that she can't drive, I don't see how gun licensing would help.
 
2013-03-17 06:39:57 PM
Pass left, keep right.
Asshole.
 
2013-03-17 06:42:18 PM
Yes, you put a bullet in her car. What kind of a question is that?
 
2013-03-17 06:42:33 PM

meathome: mikaloyd:

Shooter allegedly had out of state tags, so I don't think a specific state tag would apply here.

/any bets on it even being a legal gun owner?


If I had to guess between A) bloodthirsty gun toting bird flipping crazy driving out of staters invading Pennsylvania to shoot up the vehicles of random Pennsytuckians, or B) the driver accidentally shooting her own car and attempting insurance fraud after the police report, Id go with B
 
2013-03-17 06:49:30 PM
I've installed tire-level burning-cutting lasers for just this sort of thing.
 
2013-03-17 06:50:57 PM
Responsible gun owner standing his ground to protect the second amendment. Why are assault weapons legal again?
 
2013-03-17 06:51:35 PM

mikaloyd: Am I the LAPD?


Came for this - leaving happy.  <3
 
2013-03-17 06:52:09 PM
No, you use the railroad tie bumper on your F250 to PIT the biatch and go on about your day.
 
2013-03-17 06:54:09 PM
by any chance was her name Bonnie?

i30.servimg.com
 
2013-03-17 07:02:16 PM
I am shocked - SHOCKED - that this involves a New Jerseyite.

\though to be honest, I'm surprised it wasn't a farking Rhode Island driver
\\those people are farked in the head beyond repair
 
2013-03-17 07:05:37 PM
Also,
i199.photobucket.com
Approves.
 
2013-03-17 07:06:18 PM

mikaloyd: meathome: mikaloyd:

Shooter allegedly had out of state tags, so I don't think a specific state tag would apply here.

/any bets on it even being a legal gun owner?

If I had to guess between A) bloodthirsty gun toting bird flipping crazy driving out of staters invading Pennsylvania to shoot up the vehicles of random Pennsytuckians, or B) the driver accidentally shooting her own car and attempting insurance fraud after the police report, Id go with B


You seriously think it's more likely she's filed a false police report, thus committing fraud, to cover for a cosmetic defect in her car door? Someone with severe road rage having a gun and using it during a fit of the aforementioned road rage is completely unbelievable to you?
 
2013-03-17 07:10:12 PM
3) That a ramming device springs out from the front of your car and baps [her] car FASSSSSSTEEERRR!!!

/ in no way obscure
 
2013-03-17 07:18:44 PM
Any gun can be an assault weapon
 
2013-03-17 07:20:14 PM

fusillade762: Another responsible gun owner car driver.


BAN SPEEDING. You don't need to go THAT fast. Somebody think of all the kids that have gotten run over by cars.
 
2013-03-17 07:22:01 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Responsible gun owner standing his ground to protect the second amendment. Why are assault weapons legal again?


I'm going to assult you with a fork. An ASSAULT fork.

BAN ASSAULT FORKS! You don't NEED that many prongs!
 
2013-03-17 07:24:35 PM

Bezoar: mikaloyd: meathome: mikaloyd:

Shooter allegedly had out of state tags, so I don't think a specific state tag would apply here.

/any bets on it even being a legal gun owner?

If I had to guess between A) bloodthirsty gun toting bird flipping crazy driving out of staters invading Pennsylvania to shoot up the vehicles of random Pennsytuckians, or B) the driver accidentally shooting her own car and attempting insurance fraud after the police report, Id go with B

You seriously think it's more likely she's filed a false police report, thus committing fraud, to cover for a cosmetic defect in her car door? Someone with severe road rage having a gun and using it during a fit of the aforementioned road rage is completely unbelievable to you?


And what were they raging over? A single horn honk?  If they shoot for every horn honk whilst travelling at 40 mph in the fast lane  they will be caught very soon indeed. And you will be vindicated. If on the other hand Im right then they are figments and will never be caught in the flesh.
 
2013-03-17 07:27:02 PM

Electrify: fusillade762: Another responsible gun owner.

Well seeing that she can't drive, I don't see how gun licensing would help.


I don't think the woman whose car was shot is the one who can't drive.
 
2013-03-17 07:28:18 PM
40 in the left lane is why I want a roof-mounted rocket launcher and those revolving James-Bondy license plate thingies. Farker deserves that.
 
2013-03-17 07:42:03 PM

mikaloyd: Bezoar: mikaloyd: meathome: mikaloyd:

Shooter allegedly had out of state tags, so I don't think a specific state tag would apply here.

/any bets on it even being a legal gun owner?

If I had to guess between A) bloodthirsty gun toting bird flipping crazy driving out of staters invading Pennsylvania to shoot up the vehicles of random Pennsytuckians, or B) the driver accidentally shooting her own car and attempting insurance fraud after the police report, Id go with B

You seriously think it's more likely she's filed a false police report, thus committing fraud, to cover for a cosmetic defect in her car door? Someone with severe road rage having a gun and using it during a fit of the aforementioned road rage is completely unbelievable to you?

And what were they raging over? A single horn honk?  If they shoot for every horn honk whilst travelling at 40 mph in the fast lane  they will be caught very soon indeed. And you will be vindicated. If on the other hand Im right then they are figments and will never be caught in the flesh.


No, a horn honk, which apparently pissed him off enough to flip her off, and then later she attempted to pass him. Do you not get how people with road rage operate? They operate irrationally. There are no crimes of opportunity to you? He had a gun, he got angry, he used the gun. You realize that these kinds of crimes happen occasionally and the shooter isn't necessarily some vendetta having road rage supervillan?

I just find it mind boggling that you think a road rage incident, the type of which is not unheard of, is less likely than some elaborate insurance fraud perpetrated by a woman who somehow shot the outside of her car, got into the car, and then decided to make herself a criminal through a series of lies to excuse a small cosmetic bullet hole. But I'm sure you've come to some very interesting conclusions about 9/11, the Kennedy assassination, and those rainbows that form in sprinkler water too.
 
2013-03-17 07:45:20 PM

fusillade762: Electrify: fusillade762: Another responsible gun owner.

Well seeing that she can't drive, I don't see how gun licensing would help.

I don't think the woman whose car was shot is the one who can't drive.


Don't you know? This is fark. Anything a woman does, especially in a car, is wrong/lies by default.
 
2013-03-17 07:45:24 PM

Bezoar: No, a horn honk, which apparently pissed him off enough to flip her off, and then later she attempted to pass him. Do you not get how people with road rage operate?


I think you are getting a little to mad for civil discourse. You might be bordering on FARKrage.
 
2013-03-17 07:49:16 PM

mikaloyd: Bezoar: No, a horn honk, which apparently pissed him off enough to flip her off, and then later she attempted to pass him. Do you not get how people with road rage operate?

I think you are getting a little to mad for civil discourse. You might be bordering on FARKrage.


You are very strange and perceive things very oddly. There isn't anything in that statement that seems angry. It's a statement of facts and then a non aggressive rhetorical question.

Seriously though, I sense you perceive the world slightly... differently than most.
 
2013-03-17 07:52:10 PM

Bezoar: Seriously though, I sense you perceive the world slightly... differently than most.


I agree
 
2013-03-17 07:58:21 PM
I'd have had no problem with her shooting him for doing 40 in the left lane.
 
2013-03-17 08:04:01 PM

mikaloyd: Bezoar: Seriously though, I sense you perceive the world slightly... differently than most.

I agree


Well then, shine on you crazy diamond, you.

However, I will remain mostly ambivalent but slightly perplexed by your deductive reasoning skills until I eventually completely forget about this ultimately pointless internet conversation, maybe by dinner.

Peace out!
 
2013-03-17 08:11:54 PM
why is everybody afraid of strong, conservative, firearms?  Stupid libtards, this guy was just defending himself because he felt threatened.
 
2013-03-17 08:18:46 PM

Bezoar: fusillade762: Electrify: fusillade762: Another responsible gun owner.

Well seeing that she can't drive, I don't see how gun licensing would help.

I don't think the woman whose car was shot is the one who can't drive.

Don't you know? This is fark. Anything a woman does, especially in a car, is wrong/lies by default.


If she was driving a convertible with the top down, then she was just asking for trouble.

/Sarc
 
2013-03-17 08:20:47 PM
Sounds like someone was Keeping It Real.
 
2013-03-17 08:29:55 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Responsible gun owner standing his ground to protect the second amendment. Why are assault weapons legal again?


So I guess you are for a ban on alcohol, beer, matches, gasoline, Internet access and anything else that could possibly ever be used to cause harm?  I bet you really hate Home Depot.
 
2013-03-17 08:31:22 PM
I beeped my horn at a guy who ran a red light and he waved a gun at me. All I could think was wow, I bet my thumb is bigger than his dick.
 
2013-03-17 08:34:09 PM
www.rottenecards.com
 
2013-03-17 08:37:22 PM

schubie: I beeped my horn at a guy who ran a red light and he waved a gun at me. All I could think was wow, I bet my thumb is bigger than his dick.


if you happen to be Megan Fox, then that doesn't really mean much... if you happen to be Megan Fox that is.
 
2013-03-17 08:46:15 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: fusillade762: Another responsible gun owner car driver.

BAN SPEEDING. You don't need to go THAT fast. Somebody think of all the kids that have gotten run over by cars.


My car has weaponized acceleration. Military grade fast.
 
2013-03-17 08:48:49 PM
Can someone explain the headline to me?  It appears to be missing options a and b
 
2013-03-17 09:01:23 PM
toppixautographs.net

"You know, if you put a bullet in her car, it reflects on your parents."
 
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