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2013-03-17 03:03:45 PM
Kennedy'd?
 
2013-03-17 03:40:27 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-17 04:02:43 PM
Thank goodness she was wearing a helmet. She could hurt her head.
 
2013-03-17 04:47:15 PM
I've seen the video. It's even better than the real thing. Too bad though, it looked like a beautiful day, but she's gone. Maybe she shouldn't have started at such a high elevation or gone down a hill with less trees, a one tree hill so to speak, but she had her pride I suppose. Up there during winter it looks like you can ski until the end of the world without any vertigo. Now she's skiing in god's country. I suppose god works in mysterious ways, but it's just so cruel.
 
2013-03-17 05:13:48 PM
I would have thought Natasha Richardson'd would have been better.
 
2013-03-17 05:14:28 PM
But crap wasn't mentioned at all in the story.

Subby, I am disappoint
 
2013-03-17 05:15:11 PM

Demetrius: I suppose god works in mysterious ways, but it's just so cruel.


God didn't make her put on skis.
 
2013-03-17 05:15:24 PM
Colorado is having a good season, only three dead doing what they loved.

/2007-2008 seventeen people died
 
2013-03-17 05:16:23 PM
theopolitical.files.wordpress.com

"What?"
 
2013-03-17 05:17:04 PM
She was murdered too?
 
2013-03-17 05:18:19 PM
What did bono do? Oh not bono, bono. Anyone ever notice bono is spelled exactly the same as bono? Coincidence? I think not!
 
2013-03-17 05:20:08 PM
Sunday, Bloody Sunday

/too soon?
 
2013-03-17 05:22:59 PM
You're all horrible people.

I know....

i935.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-17 05:24:17 PM
Rich people problems
 
2013-03-17 05:25:19 PM
Hey, what do you do if you want the trees up?

TREES UP!
 
2013-03-17 05:25:50 PM
I guess she...
(sunglasses)
...caught an Edge.
 
2013-03-17 05:27:11 PM
Damn it subby. You brought up my hopes that that tax dodging, money grubby bono had died of some horribly awesome death.

/Remember kids: Wear a helmet so you can go on the most extreme part of the course and still have a pretty head for the open casket funeral.
//Helmets: Bringing more people to their deaths early due to the the assumption of being immortal.
///People die, people live. You take your chances or you be a shut in complaining about people taking risks for enjoyment of life.
 
2013-03-17 05:27:31 PM
Tree hugger problems
 
2013-03-17 05:28:32 PM

Perducci: I guess she...
(sunglasses)
...caught an Edge.


And by sunglasses, you mean douche yellow transparent glasses
 
2013-03-17 05:30:38 PM
Not funny not news.  At least throw some snark out there.
 
2013-03-17 05:33:57 PM
If she had been armed with a chainsaw this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-03-17 05:34:58 PM
natasha richardsond?
 
2013-03-17 05:36:19 PM

drgloryboy: Rich people problems


Yep, only the wealthy ski. Look at how stupid you are.
 
2013-03-17 05:40:41 PM
When I started teaching at ski school (in the 1990s) NO kids would wear a helmet.  We had a case where a girl brought her helmet; left it at the bottom of the slopes and lost it.  Of course, she was frantic because her mother had nagged her into taking it.

Now I feel like an old fart because I'm one of the few on the slopes without a helmet.

/ Get off my chairlift.
 
2013-03-17 05:45:22 PM

sheep snorter: Damn it subby. You brought up my hopes that that tax dodging, money grubby bono had died of some horribly awesome death.

/Remember kids: Wear a helmet so you can go on the most extreme part of the course and still have a pretty head for the open casket funeral.
//Helmets: Bringing more people to their deaths early due to the the assumption of being immortal.
///People die, people live. You take your chances or you be a shut in complaining about people taking risks for enjoyment of life.


Citation needed...

* searches the interwebs*

Ok, you have a point...
 
2013-03-17 05:46:37 PM
Rebublican or democratic definition of rich?
 
2013-03-17 06:00:10 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: sheep snorter: Damn it subby. You brought up my hopes that that tax dodging, money grubby bono had died of some horribly awesome death.

/Remember kids: Wear a helmet so you can go on the most extreme part of the course and still have a pretty head for the open casket funeral.
//Helmets: Bringing more people to their deaths early due to the the assumption of being immortal.
///People die, people live. You take your chances or you be a shut in complaining about people taking risks for enjoyment of life.

Citation needed...

* searches the interwebs*

Ok, you have a point...


Bono is one of the most repugnant charity-rapists in the world. Makes televangelists look positively wholesome. His music is also on repeat in the gyms of hell.
 
2013-03-17 06:00:50 PM
i1.cpcache.com
 
2013-03-17 06:01:30 PM
yeah yeah yeah...
 
2013-03-17 06:20:49 PM

Uzzah: [theopolitical.files.wordpress.com image 332x332]

"What?"

Better picture
www.africanwellfund.org

/biased
//I look like this
 
2013-03-17 06:36:47 PM
Would we still have gotten the Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act if he hadn't eaten a tree?  Damn trees...
 
2013-03-17 06:37:44 PM
So... Would you say she had a bad time?

/window seat please
 
2013-03-17 06:44:24 PM
Kendall was skiing alone and there were no witnesses to what might have happened.

She was skiing alone. So when she fell and got hurt, there was no one to call the ski patrol. That's what happened.
 
2013-03-17 06:48:29 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Uzzah: [theopolitical.files.wordpress.com image 332x332]

"What?"
Better picture
[www.africanwellfund.org image 500x381]

/biased
//I look like this


ah! from the days when he was just a 'Rock Cock'. And without his, now trademark, wanker-shades. So cute!
 
2013-03-17 06:50:10 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-17 07:00:16 PM

uttertosh: ah! from the days when he was just a 'Rock Cock'. And without his, now trademark, wanker-shades. So cute!


Yeah I wanted an unposed pic but this is all I found :P
 
2013-03-17 07:26:52 PM

FARK rebel soldier: uttertosh: ah! from the days when he was just a 'Rock Cock'. And without his, now trademark, wanker-shades. So cute!

Yeah I wanted an unposed pic but this is all I found :P


OUR bono?... UNposed? Notonmywatch.jpg
 
2013-03-17 07:38:47 PM
maybe she was distracted by something

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-17 07:53:53 PM

shlabotnik: Sunday, Bloody Sunday

/too soon?


Came to make this joke.

Leaving p*ssed. :-(
 
2013-03-17 08:09:39 PM
This is why they should ban all trees from ski parks.

...and by trees I mean idiots with skis.
 
2013-03-17 08:19:34 PM
Confidence and Pride kill skiers. =/ The reality is, especially on resort, pretty much every map, and most of the rental equipment has Ski Patrols number. If you're feeling like you're out of control, you are. Try to slow down (S turns, wedge, or both)... if that doesn't work, fall down... seriously, fall the fark down, protect your head with your arms (more about keeping you from breaking wrists than protecting your head), go to the sides, you wont eject if you just lean back, you'll only go faster... make yourself small, take the hits and stay small. When you come to a stop, and you will come to a stop, you'll probably be feeling a little beat up, but that's ok... call patrol, they will come get you no matter where on the mountain you are, even if you ended up outside the ropes. You'll get a ride down, either in a sled or on a snowmobile depending on whether/how bad you are hurt, you'll get checked out, and in all likelihood, you'll be so sore your day will be over... but you'll be alive.

Helmets will save your life if you make A mistake... if you make a series of mistakes, you're gonna die. Wear the helmet, and ride/ski like you don't have one.

/side note, if you think you are hurt, you probably are, go to farking patrol. I can't tell you how many people have come into my shop (2 doors down from patrol) with broken bones, head injuries, and things that I am simply not equipped (either physically or emotionally) to deal with.
 
2013-03-17 10:48:00 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-17 10:48:57 PM
Did they shoot the tree?
 
2013-03-17 11:15:06 PM
What being Bono'd might look like:

static.gigwise.com
 
2013-03-18 03:24:10 AM
I bet she's really numb now.

/came to post Sunday Bloody Sunday.
 
2013-03-18 05:28:30 AM

Kurmudgeon: Demetrius: I suppose god works in mysterious ways, but it's just so cruel.

God didn't make her put on skis.


Maybe not, but I bet he was pointing and laughing while telling the angels "Watch this chick is gonna smack the tree with her head.  BOOM!!!  Oooohhh hohohoho .  DId you see that.  Her head exploded like a watermelon.  Oh man! I love my job!"
 
2013-03-18 10:02:34 AM
whoooooo in da neeyyyymm of luuuuuuuv is dat nou?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTRP3D7F-8M
 
2013-03-18 11:02:43 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
"Okay, you see what she did? She french fried when she should have pizza.French fry when you pizza, you're gonna have a bad time!"
 
2013-03-18 11:17:17 AM

dehehn: You're all horrible people.

I know....

[i935.photobucket.com image 600x450]


First time seeing Mitt Vanderbeek. Love it.
 
2013-03-18 04:33:31 PM
If and when I go skiing, I'm going to make it a point to not ski into a tree. Nothing good ever seems to come of that.
 
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