Happy Hours: Would you believe Japanese mobsters?How about George Takei with his phaser set to stun?
ZeroCorpse: Yep. All the right people have the guns in our society.I think the gun control question is a self-correcting problem. All the dingleberries will shoot themselves eventually, and all the responsible gun nuts and survivalists will hole up in their bunker and await the apocalypse.
Satanic_Hamster: I know, right? Everyone knows that ninjas don't use guns. He should have said it was pirates.
DrMcNinja: NINJAS DON'T USE GUNS!
The One True TheDavid: By the way, have any of you farkers ever seen a real live ninja? I'm betting they ride unicorns.
weapon13: Satanic_Hamster: I know, right? Everyone knows that ninjas don't use guns. He should have said it was pirates.DrMcNinja: NINJAS DON'T USE GUNS!TFA "police interviewed potential witnesses and reviewed surveillance video but failed to find any evidence of the attack "That's because NINJAS! They wouldn't be good at their job if they were seen every five minutes.
Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 446x400]Unimpressed.
Because People in power are Stupid: Ninjas are vindictive folk.
Sim Tree: Shoulda told 'em it was pirates.
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