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(TMZ)   Tone Loc suffers funky cold seizure   (tmz.com) divider line 66
    More: Scary, Tone Loc, exhaustion, breaking news  
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2013-03-17 10:44:12 AM  
I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.
 
2013-03-17 10:47:29 AM  

ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.


You are dead to me!
 
2013-03-17 10:48:07 AM  

ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.


Kids these days....


Seriously, maybe TMZ should be reporting on who isn't having a seizure.
 
2013-03-17 10:48:35 AM  
that was the name of an old auto dialing program i had for Win3.11
 
2013-03-17 10:51:17 AM  

NewportBarGuy: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You are dead to me!


I'm sorry! Seriously, I've never heard of this guy, but that could have something to do with compulsively avoiding entertainment news in all forms whenever possible... because too much of it concerns people named 'Spears', 'Winehouse', 'Kardashian', etc...
 
2013-03-17 10:57:43 AM  

ladyfortuna: I've never heard of this guy


heh... He had one song 25 years ago.

Edjumacate yerself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ
 
2013-03-17 10:59:19 AM  
 
2013-03-17 11:36:44 AM  

ladyfortuna: NewportBarGuy: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You are dead to me!

I'm sorry! Seriously, I've never heard of this guy, but that could have something to do with compulsively avoiding entertainment news in all forms whenever possible... because too much of it concerns people named 'Spears', 'Winehouse', 'Kardashian', etc...


For someone who is too cool to pay attention to pop culture you sure can rattle off a lot of pop culture names.

Tone Loc was probably a one-hit wonder that your parents listened to while you were being conceived.
 
2013-03-17 12:08:34 PM  

Happy Hours: ladyfortuna: NewportBarGuy: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You are dead to me!

I'm sorry! Seriously, I've never heard of this guy, but that could have something to do with compulsively avoiding entertainment news in all forms whenever possible... because too much of it concerns people named 'Spears', 'Winehouse', 'Kardashian', etc...

For someone who is too cool to pay attention to pop culture you sure can rattle off a lot of pop culture names.

Tone Loc was probably a one-hit wonder that your parents listened to while you were being conceived.


i LIKE BIG BUTTS and i CANNOT LIE!
 
2013-03-17 12:24:23 PM  
Man, you know what I'm saying, that Medina's a monster y'all.
 
2013-03-17 12:35:31 PM  
Funky cold sizzurp?
 
2013-03-17 01:42:30 PM  
We're getting close to an epileptic rapper trifecta.
 
2013-03-17 01:49:02 PM  

CaptSacto: Funky cold sizzurp?


grape drank
 
2013-03-17 02:27:50 PM  
guys, guys. Tone Loc was also in Ace Ventura and Heat.
 
2013-03-17 02:27:50 PM  
There is something stalking our greatest rap stars.

P Diddy is safe.
 
2013-03-17 02:34:31 PM  
 
2013-03-17 02:35:47 PM  
Lil Tone Loc?
 
2013-03-17 02:38:20 PM  
but when she got undressed it was a big ole mess. sheena had a grand mal.
 
2013-03-17 02:39:26 PM  

baorao: guys, guys. Tone Loc was also in Ace Ventura and Heat.


Yeah and he sucked in 'Heat'. He was on screen for less than 5 minutes and had maybe 10 lines of dialog and chewed the scenery the entire time.

Funky Cold Medina is one damned stupid song.
No wonder singing it caused him to have a fit.
 
2013-03-17 02:44:45 PM  
For some reason I always get this guy confused with Sir Mix-a-Lot.
 
2013-03-17 02:45:20 PM  
That's why you gotta be sure the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina.
 
2013-03-17 02:50:38 PM  

NewportBarGuy: OK, he had 2 songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg


You had it right the first time.
http://www.paulspond.com/index.php?entry=21
 
2013-03-17 02:50:51 PM  

ladyfortuna: NewportBarGuy: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You are dead to me!

I'm sorry! Seriously, I've never heard of this guy, but that could have something to do with compulsively avoiding entertainment news in all forms whenever possible... because too much of it concerns people named 'Spears', 'Winehouse', 'Kardashian', etc...


Whenever possible except for when you are on Fark, which owes it's existence to entertainment news.
You probably don't own a TV either.
 
2013-03-17 02:58:51 PM  
Doing a concert
Collapsed on stage
I saw this hot paramedic
and she asked if i was ok
to do the wild thing
 
2013-03-17 03:08:24 PM  

ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.


You've never been to a wedding reception?
 
2013-03-17 03:11:36 PM  
www.mono211.com

/not obscure
 
2013-03-17 03:17:03 PM  
sounds like someone just challenged lil wayne to a seize off. oh snap
 
2013-03-17 03:23:24 PM  
To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the purple sizzurp that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?
 
2013-03-17 03:24:55 PM  
www.officialpsds.com
Inconsolable.

/obscure?
 
2013-03-17 03:36:56 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: ladyfortuna: NewportBarGuy: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You are dead to me!

I'm sorry! Seriously, I've never heard of this guy, but that could have something to do with compulsively avoiding entertainment news in all forms whenever possible... because too much of it concerns people named 'Spears', 'Winehouse', 'Kardashian', etc...

Whenever possible except for when you are on Fark, which owes it's existence to entertainment news.
You probably don't own a TV either.


Religion threads, buddy.
 
2013-03-17 03:37:37 PM  

MagSeven: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You've never been to a wedding reception?


This.
 
2013-03-17 03:55:59 PM  
Must be a bad batch going around L.A.  First Kelley Osbourne, now the rappers.
 
2013-03-17 04:00:38 PM  
I honestly don't know what a Tone Loc is but it  seems like a lot of famous people are having seizures lately. I think it's all the coke.
 
2013-03-17 04:37:36 PM  

douchebag/hater: baorao: guys, guys. Tone Loc was also in Ace Ventura and Heat.

Yeah and he sucked in 'Heat'. He was on screen for less than 5 minutes and had maybe 10 lines of dialog and chewed the scenery the entire time.

Funky Cold Medina is one damned stupid song.
No wonder singing it caused him to have a fit.


To be fair it's tough not breaking into "Jamie's Cryin'" when that lifted riff plays over and over.
 
2013-03-17 04:41:26 PM  

jakepowers: sounds like someone just challenged lil wayne to a seize off. oh snap


Now that is a rap festival (riot) I would pay to see.
 
2013-03-17 04:57:12 PM  
His handlers said he was fine; he was just a little hoarse.

/Oh, so he's AnnaSophia Robb?
 
2013-03-17 05:06:41 PM  
That's too bad. Guess he won't be doing the Wild Thing any time soon.
 
2013-03-17 05:29:28 PM  

NewportBarGuy: OK, he had 2 songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg


And to extend the lawn into my yard...

Drum fill and guitar sampled from this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwiZxdTzz7o
 
2013-03-17 05:39:46 PM  
He had an illustrious movie career as well!  Anyone heard of a little film called Ace Ventura?!!
 
2013-03-17 05:42:13 PM  
Just have Young MC fill in. He wrote Loc's stuff anyway.
 
2013-03-17 06:07:54 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: I honestly don't know what a Tone Loc is but it  seems like a lot of famous people are having seizures lately. I think it's all the coke.




Hip new drug. Let's start the panic.

Go War on Drugs™!
 
2013-03-17 06:08:35 PM  

AcneVulgaris: douchebag/hater: baorao: guys, guys. Tone Loc was also in Ace Ventura and Heat.

Yeah and he sucked in 'Heat'. He was on screen for less than 5 minutes and had maybe 10 lines of dialog and chewed the scenery the entire time.

Funky Cold Medina is one damned stupid song.
No wonder singing it caused him to have a fit.

To be fair it's tough not breaking into "Jamie's Cryin'" when that lifted riff plays over and over.


Get. Out. Of. My. Head.

/off to the guitar
 
2013-03-17 06:13:30 PM  
That's why I found you don't play around with the cardiac ischemia
 
2013-03-17 06:17:45 PM  

ladyfortuna: NewportBarGuy: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You are dead to me!

I'm sorry! Seriously, I've never heard of this guy, but that could have something to do with compulsively avoiding entertainment news in all forms whenever possible... because too much of it concerns people named 'Spears', 'Winehouse', 'Kardashian', etc...


It's kind of like bragging you've never heard of New Kids on the Block because you try not to pay attention to Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber.
 
2013-03-17 06:43:41 PM  

FunkOut: ladyfortuna: NewportBarGuy: ladyfortuna: I honestly had to click the article just to find out what a 'Tone Loc' was.

You are dead to me!

I'm sorry! Seriously, I've never heard of this guy, but that could have something to do with compulsively avoiding entertainment news in all forms whenever possible... because too much of it concerns people named 'Spears', 'Winehouse', 'Kardashian', etc...

It's kind of like bragging you've never heard of New Kids on the Block because you try not to pay attention to Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber.


Madonna and Davey Jones?
 
2013-03-17 07:13:25 PM  

L.D. Ablo: We're getting close to an epileptic rapper trifecta.


Adam Horovitz from the Beastie Boys has epilepsy, but I hope he doesn't have a seizure anytime soon.
 
2013-03-17 07:31:37 PM  

L.D. Ablo: We're getting close to an epileptic rapper trifecta.


I have just discovered the name of my thrash metal cover band!
 
2013-03-17 07:50:19 PM  
Standing on the stage
I feel so strange and shudder
My arm goes numb, I feel real dumb
And wish I had my mudder.
My face begins to droop
While my eyeballs start to sting
If I could say
I'd yell out "HEY!"
"I think I'm having a stroke thing!"
 
2013-03-17 08:08:57 PM  
Wait... Is he the one with the song about cough syrup or the one who likes derrières?
 
2013-03-17 08:24:19 PM  
What is with all the famous and semi-famous people having seizures lately?
Is "seizure" the new "exhaustion"?
 
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