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(NYPost)   Sorry Service: New Yorkers are confessing their crimes and misdemeanors to a Brooklyn man without fear of retribution on a new apology hot line   (nypost.com) divider line 30
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2013-03-17 02:06:19 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.
 
2013-03-17 02:08:58 PM
I'm guessing local authorities have a valid reason to request a warrant for a phone tap...
 
2013-03-17 02:09:23 PM
Subby should apologize for the clunky headline.
 
2013-03-17 02:11:38 PM
Heh heh heh... I killed a bunch of people once
 
2013-03-17 02:17:24 PM
Hmm, so someone else watched that bad 80's Lesley Ann Warren miniseries...
 
2013-03-17 02:18:08 PM
I'm sorry I took the money...

/you're the guy from the hamburger train, right?
 
2013-03-17 02:18:43 PM
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
 
2013-03-17 02:20:47 PM
Everyone who is sorry automatically enters a raffle for a free boat. Claim your free boat at the NYPD headquarters. Be sure to mention what you apologized for to get the right raffle ticket.
 
2013-03-17 02:22:09 PM
Sorry ms jackson, I am for real. Never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologize a trillion times
 
2013-03-17 02:25:56 PM
 
2013-03-17 02:28:39 PM
so like catholic confession?
 
2013-03-17 02:48:16 PM
I'm sorry I clicked the link and read the article.
 
2013-03-17 02:56:22 PM
In there early 90s there was an Apology magazine on the stands. Some weird stuff in there
 
2013-03-17 03:01:37 PM
It's for people that have no friends to talk to  .  .  .  like us.
 
2013-03-17 04:16:44 PM

elkboy: I'm guessing local authorities have a valid reason to request a warrant for a phone tap...


Or waiting for them to be sued for negligence.
 
2013-03-17 04:16:51 PM
So it's kind of like an old school version of http://www.postsecret.com/  but easier for the authorities to trace your identity.  Awesome.
 
2013-03-17 04:22:57 PM
shirtoid.com
 
2013-03-17 04:26:42 PM

thisiszombocom: so like catholic confession?


More like attention whoring.
 
2013-03-17 04:29:13 PM

WeenerGord: In there early 90s there was an Apology magazine on the stands. Some weird stuff in there


A professional fiction writer has to get a break somewhere.
 
2013-03-17 04:32:08 PM
So it's like TF without the 5 bux?
 
2013-03-17 05:33:01 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: WeenerGord: In there early 90s there was an Apology magazine on the stands. Some weird stuff in there

A professional fiction writer has to get a break somewhere.


What a professional fiction writer that never caught a break might look like.
upload.wikimedia.org
Don't be sad you can't destroy your hobby by making a business out of it.

/third times a charm
//running out of hobbies
 
2013-03-17 05:34:49 PM
1-800-OOPS-JEW?

/Not obscure.
 
2013-03-17 05:43:42 PM

StoPPeRmobile: ExperianScaresCthulhu: WeenerGord: In there early 90s there was an Apology magazine on the stands. Some weird stuff in there

A professional fiction writer has to get a break somewhere.

What a professional fiction writer that never caught a break might look like.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 182x284]
Don't be sad you can't destroy your hobby by making a business out of it.

/third times a charm
//running out of hobbies


My point:  Apologies magazine was as fake as Penthouse Forum letters.
If you want to break into writing professionally, there's worse than ghostwriting fake confessionals.

What was your point?
 
2013-03-17 05:56:15 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: My point:  Apologies magazine was as fake as Penthouse Forum letters.
If you want to break into writing professionally, there's worse than ghostwriting fake confessionals.

What was your point?



You trollin in at least two threads now. Here, take one of these

canigivemydog.com
/Don't make me hide it in a piece of cheese
 
2013-03-17 06:27:45 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: StoPPeRmobile: ExperianScaresCthulhu: WeenerGord: In there early 90s there was an Apology magazine on the stands. Some weird stuff in there

A professional fiction writer has to get a break somewhere.

What a professional fiction writer that never caught a break might look like.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 182x284]
Don't be sad you can't destroy your hobby by making a business out of it.

/third times a charm
//running out of hobbies

My point:  Apologies magazine was as fake as Penthouse Forum letters.
If you want to break into writing professionally, there's worse than ghostwriting fake confessionals.

What was your point?




2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-17 07:23:00 PM

thisiszombocom: so like catholic confession?


Seems so, only Mr. Apology didn't say anything about a fee and he is planning to play the confessions to the public.

Catholic Priest charge a hush fee.
 
2013-03-17 08:30:58 PM

WeenerGord: ExperianScaresCthulhu: My point:  Apologies magazine was as fake as Penthouse Forum letters.
If you want to break into writing professionally, there's worse than ghostwriting fake confessionals.

What was your point?


You trollin in at least two threads now. Here, take one of these

[canigivemydog.com image 288x288]
/Don't make me hide it in a piece of cheese


Wat? Gah, are you one of the folks who keep reporting me to the 'hammer?  There's a new episode of Walking Dead tonight, and I wanna read the entries, just to see if this week's spoilers and spoiler photos are real or bullshiat.

/trolling does not equal 'you annoy me'
 
2013-03-17 10:18:44 PM
Is it anything like "Hearing Aid"?

Hearing Aid is also known as the "Ten Nines", after the phone number used to call it: 999-999-9999. People call the service and simply talk. Some rant, others seek sympathy, still others commit suicide while on the phone. Hearing Aid's promise is that nobody else, not even the government, will hear the call. The only response Hearing Aid gives to a caller is "Only I heard that, I hope it helped."
 
2013-03-17 11:04:32 PM

Forced Perspective: 1-800-OOPS-JEW?

/Not obscure.


Came here for the Atone Phone :)
 
2013-03-17 11:31:15 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Gah, are you one of the folks who keep reporting me to the 'hammer?


s3.amazonaws.com
 
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