straight cash homey: I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.
hlehmann: I'm guessing she had a stroke while on the cruise, but having a stroke doesn't put money in your pocket. However, if she pretends she has this imaginary affliction she could get someone else to pay for her expenses.
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