tenpoundsofcheese: Valkyrie was a good movie.
hlehmann: I'm guessing she had a stroke while on the cruise, but having a stroke doesn't put money in your pocket. However, if she pretends she has this imaginary affliction she could get someone else to pay for her expenses.
Pointy Tail of Satan: Probably a mental issue. Like the guy I knew at work who would get seasick even on one of those permanently docked restaurant ships.
FARK rebel soldier: "So I love Zumba, but when I stop it looks like I've consumed all the sherry in the trifle."English, mother. Farker, "Do you speak it?"
Cormee: What is she complaining about? It must be like being on a permanent cruise without the expense
straight cash homey: I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.
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