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(Huffington Post)   So begins the march to war as Rick and The Governor marshal their forces. Will Andrea pay for not choosing sides? Will Milton flounder? Will Carl kill again? It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread. The brain chomping starts at 9PM ET   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 113
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2013-03-17 09:24:53 PM
6 votes:
cdn.gunaxin.com

RUN, ANDREA!!!  RUN!!!
2013-03-17 09:46:05 PM
5 votes:

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


He's a Linux user.
2013-03-17 09:16:48 PM
5 votes:
www.crapthatwillblowyourminds.com
2013-03-17 09:14:02 PM
5 votes:
Andrea: "You can't keep looking the other way."

My daughter: "Shut up Andrea, you've been doing that all season."
2013-03-17 09:48:14 PM
4 votes:

RepoManTSM: Why did the Zombies ignore Andrea?


They wanted BRAAAAIINNS.
2013-03-17 09:44:36 PM
4 votes:
Why is the Governor so mad at windows?
2013-03-17 09:51:46 PM
3 votes:
Laurie Holden is on the death couch.

notfncute.com
2013-03-17 09:45:42 PM
3 votes:

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


DIdn't he get his eye gouged out by a piece of glass?
2013-03-17 09:39:46 PM
3 votes:
Cable is worse than being raped in broad daylight on a busy street by a wacky wavy inflatable arms guy, apparently.
2013-03-17 09:33:33 PM
3 votes:
I'll bet Andrea hasn't breathed that hard since the last time she farked the gov.
2013-03-17 09:29:18 PM
3 votes:
Andrea:  Hey!  Are you a zombie?
Zombie:  Um, no.  I'm a tree.
Andrea:  Ok then.
2013-03-17 09:17:46 PM
3 votes:
Tyresse use to be an extra as a stormtrooper
2013-03-17 09:12:03 PM
3 votes:
DAMN YOU ANDREA!

Grow some farking balls....or ovaries...or SOMETHING
2013-03-17 09:05:04 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-03-17 09:04:25 PM
3 votes:
Ah!  The Governor is going to sponsor a men's gymnastics team!  Nice!
2013-03-18 03:01:39 AM
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: douchebag/hater: Cool! Bonfire of Zomb-ities!

Fire Walkers.


ZOMBBQ.
2013-03-17 10:47:22 PM
2 votes:
If there's one gift Dale left Andrea with, it's his superb zombie-lookout skills.
2013-03-17 10:06:08 PM
2 votes:

PsyLord: Seth's Todd's argument is not valid since there is limited supplies.  You don't want a large group that you have to keep feeding.  That's probably why Woodbury kills just about everyone an steals their loot.


No more Family Guy for me.
2013-03-17 09:59:22 PM
2 votes:
Three dog: we didn't start the fire.  It was always burning since the worlds been turning
2013-03-17 09:49:24 PM
2 votes:
dementedmole.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-17 09:43:29 PM
2 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mentat: Are the zombies using camouflage now?

Zombies have had teleport 2, they can do anything.


Gotta figure they are leveling up.  Pretty soon they are gonna be up to their armpits in ghouls, ghasts, and wights.
2013-03-17 09:43:21 PM
2 votes:
Shoot...the glass!
2013-03-17 09:39:30 PM
2 votes:

RepoManTSM: Jackie Robinson movie was probably be all Hallmarked up.


42-Dog?
2013-03-17 09:37:23 PM
2 votes:

Nefarious: 3 dog had better be careful or we will be looking for 4 dog.


Three-Dog is Four-Dog

Original Dog
www.thewalkerstalkers.com

T-Dog
www.walkingdeadcomicbook.com


O-Dog
latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com


Tadaaaaaaaaaa

static1.businessinsider.com


I don't know which X-Dog Schupert is

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-03-17 09:34:12 PM
2 votes:
Serpentine
2013-03-17 09:27:00 PM
2 votes:
No zombies anywhere->zombies everywhere.

Random encounters are a real biatch.
2013-03-17 09:22:40 PM
2 votes:
First she pulls a knife on 3 dog and now she wants to be with HER PEOPLE? Race reversal!
2013-03-17 09:21:41 PM
2 votes:
3 dog had better be careful or we will be looking for 4 dog.
2013-03-17 09:20:22 PM
2 votes:

eagles95: LOL @ what do you want me do...shoot her?


Not if it takes four farking bullets!
2013-03-17 09:19:50 PM
2 votes:
NOT TODAY
HA HA HA

Best Geico commercial ever.
2013-03-17 09:16:30 PM
2 votes:
It's a screwed up world when a white girl pulls a knife on a black guy....
2013-03-17 09:15:37 PM
2 votes:
3-dog might have more luck if he held the rifle sideways.
2013-03-17 09:14:17 PM
2 votes:

Nefarious: And by stop this she's going march in there and sleep with him.


Wonder Thong Powers....

cdn.avsforum.com

ACTIVATE!
2013-03-17 08:38:57 PM
2 votes:
   Will Andrea be forced to skulk away and have to make someone a sandwich like she was last week?
2013-03-17 06:26:17 PM
2 votes:

serial_crusher: Pokey.Clyde: thismomentinblackhistory: We're going to see what sides people fall on -- Andrea, Milton, and T-dawg et al.

I think you mean Tyrese. T-dawg has been dead for several episodes now.

I thought it was ok to just take the first letter of any black person's name and append the word "-dawg" to it...


Tyreese is Three-Dawg
2013-03-17 06:20:39 PM
2 votes:

Pokey.Clyde: thismomentinblackhistory: We're going to see what sides people fall on -- Andrea, Milton, and T-dawg et al.

I think you mean Tyrese. T-dawg has been dead for several episodes now.


I thought it was ok to just take the first letter of any black person's name and append the word "-dawg" to it...
2013-03-20 12:53:18 AM
1 votes:

Pokey.Clyde: PsyLord: WTF, if you only stole the Gov's truck while he was inside the building.... Jebus.

Do you really think that he would have left the keys in the truck?

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Forgive?

No prob. It isn't like I'm pissed or anything. Just wish I'd known it was a spoiler before I clicked on it.

/as much as I love this show, it is, after all, just a show


All characters in every show automatically know how to hot-wire cars don't you know! In the dark, with no tools, nontheless.
2013-03-19 12:08:44 AM
1 votes:
And I do not know if anyone has complained about this but WTF and I mean WTF is with placing the shielding on the catwalk towards the block and leaving it open towards the forest.  I guess Carol and Oscar were too busy flirting to actually do it right.
2013-03-18 03:27:01 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-03-18 02:17:38 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Jim from Saint Paul: serial_crusher: MagSeven: Unless he is driving around with a bunch of spares in the back (which would actually be a pretty smart thing to do),

Yeah, I didn't want to bring that up.  "GAWD! Why didn't she slash THOSE TIRES TOO?!?!?!"

Maybe he keeps a stash of them somewhere and she doesn't know where the stash is....

See, now that would be a great outtake video for the DVD boxset:

*The Gov walks up to his truck, sees the tire slashed. He shakes his head and sighs. Next scene he is out there twirling off lugbolts in silence. He drops one. In full british accent "Bloody Hell!".

Whips out his Sonic Screwdriver and....

/or his truck is a TARDIS....


i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-03-18 01:30:32 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: MagSeven: Unless he is driving around with a bunch of spares in the back (which would actually be a pretty smart thing to do),

Yeah, I didn't want to bring that up.  "GAWD! Why didn't she slash THOSE TIRES TOO?!?!?!"

Maybe he keeps a stash of them somewhere and she doesn't know where the stash is....


See, now that would be a great outtake video for the DVD boxset:

*The Gov walks up to his truck, sees the tire slashed. He shakes his head and sighs. Next scene he is out there twirling off lugbolts in silence. He drops one. In full british accent "Bloody Hell!".
2013-03-18 01:15:48 PM
1 votes:

Phil Moskowitz: That whole "you hurt my feelings and made me look like a big puss, mr black man." scene in the middle of a goddamn zombie apocalypse really just ruins the show. The writing on this show would embarrass a comic book.


Actually in the comics, Otis was routinely punked out and had his pride hurt to the point of dropping N-bombs behind Tyreese's back. So I think the writing is still on par.
2013-03-18 07:37:46 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: OtherLittleGuy: douchebag/hater: Cool! Bonfire of Zomb-ities!

Fire Walkers.

ZOMBBQ.


Yes, where your food eats you.
2013-03-18 04:20:40 AM
1 votes:
oh andrea

oh that speculum

oh baby baby baby
2013-03-18 01:30:38 AM
1 votes:

Fixxor: One thing that keeps bothering me is the sound effects for people walking. The thud their boots make is so unrealistic and obvious at points that its dubbed over it makes me cringe. It sounds at times like the footsteps made in a resident evil game. Click clack click clack.

Also the guns clicking and making noise at every move or wave of them is funny.

Rant over I guess


I know!  I was watching Andrea's feet as she left the factory to see if she was wearing some stripper heels or something.
2013-03-18 12:10:22 AM
1 votes:

eagles95: I'm afraid to say anything about Todd Mcfarlane in case he has his lawyer on speeddial tonight


So a guy fighting to keep from getting screwed AND to keep his artistic integrity is a sue-happy jerk?

Who knew?
2013-03-17 11:48:19 PM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


Have you tried Windows 8? It's a nightmare.
2013-03-17 11:05:16 PM
1 votes:

eagles95: I'm afraid to say anything about Todd Mcfarlane in case he has his lawyer on speeddial tonight


I'll say it.  He's the reason why blue waffles exist.
2013-03-17 10:51:45 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: NeoCortex42: ExperianScaresCthulhu: NeoCortex42: Brick-House: Andrea on talking dead? Does the mean she dies?

They've also had Maggie, Beth, and Glenn this season. The death couch has lost its power.

No way Beth survives this season (either alive, or traveling with Rick to the next doomed outpost). Her and Lil Asskicker and Hershel have gotta be ghost.
And Glen.....................................................

some of the spoiler pics aren't encouraging, but who knows.

Glenn's got a couple seasons left. I think Daryl's in for the long haul, too. Beth, Carol, Herschel, and Merle are probably on borrowed time, though.

Merle.... Merle....
Some great pictures out there regarding Merle.
His fans won't like them, but some great spoiler pics out there.


That statement is somewhat of a spoiler, you prick.
2013-03-17 10:40:54 PM
1 votes:

joepainter: When Andrea got away from the Governor why didn't she take his truck?


he had the key in his eye for safekeeping
2013-03-17 10:16:13 PM
1 votes:
Kumail is punching holes in the plot.
2013-03-17 10:13:19 PM
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: geom_00: Bar Rescue time.

/Yes. I know it's horrible TV

I like that crap too.


There's a certain wink-wink nudge-nudge to it's production style that makes it fun.
2013-03-17 10:07:26 PM
1 votes:
So, when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers (unless they can use katanas).

/thanks, Willie S!
2013-03-17 10:02:20 PM
1 votes:

Pokey.Clyde: ExperianScaresCthulhu: The mods'll delete it.

Doesn't do those of us who already clicked on it any good, now does it?


:(

Then my apologies to you, Pokey.Clyde

cdn.smosh.com


Forgive?
2013-03-17 10:02:20 PM
1 votes:
Holy 1@#$@#%#@^#@%^$%00000000#$%T#@%@#$%#@$% since I know what I really wanted to type will be censored anyway.
2013-03-17 09:58:51 PM
1 votes:
it was morgan  CLEAR!
2013-03-17 09:58:45 PM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: HOW THE FARK did he get her in the truck without her making a scene?

That's just crap.

And NOW he's lying about it?????

WTF writers?


Magic has come to Storybrook Woodbury.
2013-03-17 09:56:41 PM
1 votes:
Prepare her for TORTURE!

/TORTURE
2013-03-17 09:53:34 PM
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: Ha ha!


So The Joker caused the zombie plague with his Smilex?  Where's Batman?
2013-03-17 09:50:04 PM
1 votes:
OMFG TODD MACFARLIN OMG OMG OH WAIT I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A FARK ABOUT TODD MACFARLIN
2013-03-17 09:49:35 PM
1 votes:
Cool! Bonfire of Zomb-ities!
2013-03-17 09:49:28 PM
1 votes:
Black folk make the best BBQ
2013-03-17 09:48:36 PM
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: Why did the Zombies ignore Andrea?


They hate her too much to kill her.
2013-03-17 09:48:00 PM
1 votes:

Nefarious: Nefarious: elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?

Cause he really hates em, here hear he hates cans too.


Mexi-cans? Afri-cans?
2013-03-17 09:47:33 PM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


There are no cans for him to take out?
2013-03-17 09:47:06 PM
1 votes:
Clown car closet!
2013-03-17 09:46:47 PM
1 votes:
WHEW!!  DO NOT GO IN THERE!!
2013-03-17 09:46:01 PM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


Cause he really hates em, here he hates cans too.
2013-03-17 09:45:51 PM
1 votes:

SithLord: Run Andrea run
See Andrea run.

Chase zombie chase.
See zombie chase.

See zombie attack Andrea.
See Andrea stab zombie.
Stab Andrea stab.

See Governor chase Andrea with his big truck.
Chase Governor chase.
See Andrea run.
Run Andrea run.

So far this episode is playing out like it was written for by first graders.


FTFY
2013-03-17 09:44:13 PM
1 votes:
She gets rescued by Don Draper and his awesomeness, right?
2013-03-17 09:43:41 PM
1 votes:
The Stalking Dead
2013-03-17 09:42:31 PM
1 votes:

wesmon: Odds that Andrea doesn't live through the episode?


We're simply not lucky enough to have her die.
2013-03-17 09:41:42 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: Are the zombies using camouflage now?


Zombies have had teleport 2, they can do anything.
2013-03-17 09:40:22 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: bearcats1983: Open field seems like a pretty good place to be right now. Andrea does seem to somehow get dumber every week. She's an argument for de-evolution.

I liked her brilliant "wait until the car goes by to duck" move.


She's playing supreme mindgames. What would a normal and observant person do and how would a normal person react to that? "I'll not do those things and surprise all of them!"

It's worked so far....
2013-03-17 09:39:04 PM
1 votes:
So, so far 3-dawg is learning that Gov is crazy and Andrea runs faster than Kenyan Olympic marathon team. Basically we are setting up to have nothing get accomplished in the last 2 episodes. Or we are setting up throwing a whole bunch of shiat at the wall.
2013-03-17 09:38:43 PM
1 votes:
Run Andrea run
See Andrea run.

Chase zombie chase.
See zombie chase.

See zombie attack Andrea.
See Andrea stab zombie.
Stab Andrea stab.

See Governor chase Andrea with his big truck.
Chase Governor chase.
See Andrea run.
Run Andrea run.

So far this episode is playing out like it was written for first graders.
2013-03-17 09:36:55 PM
1 votes:
All that sex has left Andrea with a lot of stamina.
2013-03-17 09:35:28 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: Slow truck


TAKE IT EASY!!!!
2013-03-17 09:34:19 PM
1 votes:

Nefarious: Alfonso the Great: No zombies anywhere->zombies everywhere.

Random encounters are a real biatch.

How many checks needed between Woodbury and the prison?


36 miles per hex, 2 in 6 odds of an encounter. At the rate Andrea's been booking it, one or two at the most
2013-03-17 09:34:11 PM
1 votes:
Gov playing GTA trying run down a hoe
2013-03-17 09:33:53 PM
1 votes:
Hey! 'It's 'No Country for Middle-aged Women'!
2013-03-17 09:33:20 PM
1 votes:

SundaesChild: Throw him in the pit!


We don't talk about 4-Dog.
2013-03-17 09:32:47 PM
1 votes:

eagles95: Who is the other black guy?


Don't name him. You'll only miss him more.
2013-03-17 09:30:20 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: //just cuz might be a spoiler


Maybe you should have posted "possible spoiler" before the link, dipshiat.
2013-03-17 09:29:22 PM
1 votes:
Camper zombies.  Always camping at the good spots on the map.
2013-03-17 09:28:13 PM
1 votes:

Alfonso the Great: No zombies anywhere->zombies everywhere.

Random encounters are a real biatch.


How many checks needed between Woodbury and the prison?
2013-03-17 09:27:57 PM
1 votes:

Benjamin Orr: Invisble silent ninja zombies again?


Dropzombies....
2013-03-17 09:25:55 PM
1 votes:
3-Dawg figuring it out....

Yes Andrea...run into the zombie infested woods.....
2013-03-17 09:25:54 PM
1 votes:

Alfonso the Great: Tyrese realized that Wisdom is not a dump stat.


Too bad he focused his perks on melee weapons instead of rifles.
2013-03-17 09:25:04 PM
1 votes:

geom_00: Damn!  Andrea can run a good pace.

Post-Zombie Olympics, I nominate her for the marathon.


Zombie Apocalympics
2013-03-17 09:23:59 PM
1 votes:
Tyrese realized that Wisdom is not a dump stat.
2013-03-17 09:23:33 PM
1 votes:
Damn!  Andrea can run a good pace.

Post-Zombie Olympics, I nominate her for the marathon.
2013-03-17 09:19:47 PM
1 votes:
Andrea just sort of lurches from one idea to another, doesn't she?
2013-03-17 09:19:12 PM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Off topic, but when I reloaded the comments, I got a pop-up ad to take a survey. Is Fark really introducing even more obtrusive ads now?  Not cool.


Fark feeds our squirrel with revenue from ads, please whitelist us in adblock/noscript/your-ad-blocker-of-choice!
2013-03-17 09:17:31 PM
1 votes:
You're right 3 dog, you could never have hit a target moving as fast as Andrea was.
2013-03-17 09:17:07 PM
1 votes:

Ravijn: It's a screwed up world when a white girl pulls a knife on a black guy....


+1!
2013-03-17 09:15:31 PM
1 votes:
I guess Tyreese should stick to his hammer. Can't shoot for shiat.
2013-03-17 09:15:14 PM
1 votes:
Out of curiosity, how many people do you think in Woodbury would actually know how to operate an M2?  Do they even have the head space and timing gauge? They are going to be pissed when they try to shoot and only one or two rounds go off before the have a misfire...
2013-03-17 09:14:16 PM
1 votes:

utsagrad123: Milton just got a boner


He came in his pants.
2013-03-17 09:13:04 PM
1 votes:
Gubn'r Phil's old tymey dentistry and OBGYN shoppe
2013-03-17 09:12:03 PM
1 votes:
stupid smithers
2013-03-17 09:11:42 PM
1 votes:
Damn it Nerdlinger!
2013-03-17 09:11:21 PM
1 votes:

bearcats1983: How do we know the governor isn't opening an old time dentist office?


That's almost exactly what I just said.
2013-03-17 09:10:01 PM
1 votes:
And by stop this she's going march in there and sleep with him.
2013-03-17 09:09:56 PM
1 votes:
Well...Milty is now against this...

And the Governor needs some staplers.
2013-03-17 09:08:24 PM
1 votes:
Grow a spine, Milton... just do it behind the Governor's back.
2013-03-17 09:08:14 PM
1 votes:
Nice a speculum...
2013-03-17 09:04:16 PM
1 votes:

kumanoki: Let's see how much they ignore the infant this episode.


Once she starts crawling she will take Carl's place in the game of "Where's Carl?"
2013-03-17 09:03:07 PM
1 votes:
shut up. Michone's talking.
2013-03-17 08:50:02 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: shanrick: What the hell is this show about? I keep hearing about it but it's just like some goofy horror show or something.
Is it worth watching and what channel is it on? What time does it come on cause I can't stay up too late.

[i.imgur.com image 275x183]


are you flirting with me?
2013-03-17 08:40:15 PM
1 votes:

shanrick: What the hell is this show about? I keep hearing about it but it's just like some goofy horror show or something.
Is it worth watching and what channel is it on? What time does it come on cause I can't stay up too late.


i.imgur.com
2013-03-17 07:58:49 PM
1 votes:
i26.photobucket.com

"Underage Michonne!"
2013-03-17 10:43:59 AM
1 votes:
www.virtualstapler.com
 
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