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2013-03-18 02:02:31 PM
4 votes:

Saiga410: For some reason I want to see as the season ender, Milton having the gov tied to the special chair while doing the whole does a zombie remember his past routine.  I take it as a given that the gov is bitten and will change some time in the last episode.  I just cannot see how you get Rick's group out of the prison and Woodbury in flames and that happen though.


Did you notice the whistling. That's gonna be the clue that something still remains after the gov becomes a zombie.
2013-03-17 09:59:01 PM
4 votes:
How did he get her to the truck with out her screaming bloody murder????

HOW FAR was the truck???

She has a knife and can't get it out to cut him?????

This was just plain stupid writing/plotting.
2013-03-18 10:58:25 AM
3 votes:

mjones73: snowshovel: Other random notes;

I'm still holding out hope that Morgan is the one who set the zomb-be-que pit on fire, and that Milton just quietly approved of it when he heard about it. Which would make the eventually death of Milton at the Governor's hands much more interesting.

How would Morgan even know that pit was there? He's still in his little world collecting and burning zombies in Rick's hometown. It was Milton, he finally got some balls and stood up to the governor...


Now that I think about it, I think it was Morgan.  Burning zombies is Morgan's MO, and a little too hands-on for Milton.  Plus they already set up that Milton is such a horrible liar, he doesn't even try lying to the governor.  He would have totally crumbled under the "I already know who did it stare" but instead he just looked back innocently- not really Milton's style.  Plus, Morgan doing it would answer the question of how the BBQ'er got the truck and gas out of Woodbury without someone seeing him.
2013-03-17 09:48:14 PM
3 votes:

RepoManTSM: Why did the Zombies ignore Andrea?


They wanted BRAAAAIINNS.
2013-03-17 09:14:02 PM
3 votes:
Andrea: "You can't keep looking the other way."

My daughter: "Shut up Andrea, you've been doing that all season."
2013-03-18 02:01:31 PM
2 votes:

MagSeven: Jim from Saint Paul: serial_crusher: MagSeven: Unless he is driving around with a bunch of spares in the back (which would actually be a pretty smart thing to do),

Yeah, I didn't want to bring that up.  "GAWD! Why didn't she slash THOSE TIRES TOO?!?!?!"

Maybe he keeps a stash of them somewhere and she doesn't know where the stash is....

See, now that would be a great outtake video for the DVD boxset:

*The Gov walks up to his truck, sees the tire slashed. He shakes his head and sighs. Next scene he is out there twirling off lugbolts in silence. He drops one. In full british accent "Bloody Hell!".

Also, I couldn't tell but was the bed of his truck covered up or open? That would explain how he could sneak Andrea back in (knock her ass out, put her in the covered up bed).
/I also love how crazy Rick convinced himself he was hallucinating and just went back to business as usual when Andrea got grabbed up at the end.


I think Rick just saw something out of the corner of his eye, rather than straight up seeing her.
2013-03-18 11:05:48 AM
2 votes:

Ecobuckeye: What does it matter if he is bitten? It's already established that everyone is infected already. The worst he'll get is a likely life-threatening infection, without antibiotics. Which he could also get from being scratched. Am I missing something, or are those of you wondering if he's been bitten just not keeping up?


A zombie bite doesn't turn you, but it does cause a very aggressive infection that "burns you out" in Morgan's words.  It's unclear if this is related to the zombie infection or if it's just a function of being bitten by a rotting corpse.
2013-03-18 07:48:13 AM
2 votes:

Shakin_Haitian: Great, another season I could have just watched the first and last couple of episodes and would have been 100% caught up, just like the farm season.

I really hate how Andrea acts like a five year old. Instantly trusts and believes any one with an air of authority and constantly drops her guard while out in zombie land. Just so... stupid. The sooner she dies, the better. I'm honestly amazed she lasted this long.


I really wanted to like this episode; after all, the episode with Lennie James was awesome.  But yeah, the zombies in the field were a bit...tired.  The scenes were absolutely devoid of tension.  The instant they showed her alone in a field, I said to my GF, "And now, the zombies; they come out of nowhere.  They are like the chameleon."  And when Andrea leaned up against the tree.  "Of course a zombie is coming up behind her.  Get it over with."

Overall there were plot jumps that seriously affected the pacing, and some characters are flip-flopping more than a politician.  Two episodes ago, Milton was loyal enough to the Governor to betray Andrea without question.  Tonight, the opposite was true.  Rick was unwilling to hand over Michonne because he acknowledges that the Governor will kill her, and kill them all anyways without mercy.  PLOT POINT farkING RESOLVED, MOVE THE fark ON.  Nope, we get sixty more minutes of should we/shouldn't we, and it looks like they hand her over anyways.  Then they probably go rescue her.

Inconsistent writing is worse than consistently bad writing.
2013-03-18 07:36:58 AM
2 votes:
Great, another season I could have just watched the first and last couple of episodes and would have been 100% caught up, just like the farm season.

I really hate how Andrea acts like a five year old. Instantly trusts and believes any one with an air of authority and constantly drops her guard while out in zombie land. Just so... stupid. The sooner she dies, the better. I'm honestly amazed she lasted this long.
2013-03-17 11:01:34 PM
2 votes:

PsyLord: Seth's argument is not valid since there is limited supplies.  You don't want a large group that you have to keep feeding.  That's probably why Woodbury kills just about everyone an steals their loot.


With enough people, you don't have to focus on everyone's energies on killing zombies, plus you can defend an area long enough to do farming, and that way you can task some with growing food and creating other needed supplies. Smaller groups limit your options, which is why the comic is showing society slowly start to come back together into larger and larger communities because they not only make defending against zombies easier, but it also allows them to stand against warlords like Negan. If the series follows the general plot path of the comics, it really becomes a story of civilization slowly putting itself back together after being knocked on its ass, with despots and kings cropping up along the way.
2013-03-17 10:51:45 PM
2 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: NeoCortex42: ExperianScaresCthulhu: NeoCortex42: Brick-House: Andrea on talking dead? Does the mean she dies?

They've also had Maggie, Beth, and Glenn this season. The death couch has lost its power.

No way Beth survives this season (either alive, or traveling with Rick to the next doomed outpost). Her and Lil Asskicker and Hershel have gotta be ghost.
And Glen.....................................................

some of the spoiler pics aren't encouraging, but who knows.

Glenn's got a couple seasons left. I think Daryl's in for the long haul, too. Beth, Carol, Herschel, and Merle are probably on borrowed time, though.

Merle.... Merle....
Some great pictures out there regarding Merle.
His fans won't like them, but some great spoiler pics out there.


That statement is somewhat of a spoiler, you prick.
2013-03-17 10:39:31 PM
2 votes:
I still say bring back CM Punk and Nicole Brown from Community. Best one they ever had because everyone knew the comics and and show and didn't give a shiat what they said.
2013-03-17 10:05:27 PM
2 votes:

RepoManTSM: The only thing good I can say about Spawn is I liked that the movie soundtrack.


I like the premise, but never got hooked by the comic. The movie had a perfect cast, but ended up sucking way more than it should have.
2013-03-17 09:59:05 PM
2 votes:
So Milton burned the biters
2013-03-17 09:59:05 PM
2 votes:
I vote Milton finally decided to do something
2013-03-17 09:28:10 PM
2 votes:
Ok...that Capt Morgan commercial was pretty awesome.
2013-03-17 09:12:03 PM
2 votes:
DAMN YOU ANDREA!

Grow some farking balls....or ovaries...or SOMETHING
2013-03-17 06:26:17 PM
2 votes:

serial_crusher: Pokey.Clyde: thismomentinblackhistory: We're going to see what sides people fall on -- Andrea, Milton, and T-dawg et al.

I think you mean Tyrese. T-dawg has been dead for several episodes now.

I thought it was ok to just take the first letter of any black person's name and append the word "-dawg" to it...


Tyreese is Three-Dawg
2013-03-17 11:53:09 AM
2 votes:

Bontesla: When does Hulu Plus air new episodes? I assume that I can't watch it live...?


I think you have to wait a week.

Popcorn Johnny: Will Beth get naked?


Doubtful.

Methinks we're in for some serious disappointment as far as the Woodbury/Prison conflict goes. I think the writers are going to extend the storyline into season 4 and the rest is just setup. We're going to see what sides people fall on -- Andrea, Milton, and T-dawg et al. My guess is we're building to a finale that is the inevitable war multiplied by zombies with no clear winner.

The last episode had a lot of bonding between the two groups (Herschel & Milton, Daryl & bearded dude forget his name). I think there will be a lot of hesitation from Rick's group to go to war, with the exception of Merle and Glen. I don't think anyone believes he will sacrifice Michonne.

What will be interesting is when Rick is holding a gun against a 9 year old the Governor has equipped with an assault rifle.
2013-03-19 01:11:10 AM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: BigLuca: lthough I agree that it's a stretch nobody gets infections from regular cuts and scratches. These people have gapping wounds and then plunge their hands into zombie guts, with no ill effects. That's allowed in the rules I guess.

I figure the quick death virus/bacteria is only in their saliva, so you have to get bitten?


Don't forget Big Tiny -- didn't get bitten, but they were all pretty convinced that he was a goner.  Would have been interesting if Tomas hadn't capped him.

The virus seems to have different effects, like the plague bacteria -- skin scratches (but maybe the immune system in these survivors can handle these) vs flea bites causing the "slower" bubonic form of the plague, deeper wounds that mix the virus directly with the victim's blood being more like septicemic plague, which can kill within a day of the symptoms appearing if not treated.

It's worth remembering that *all* of the people we see in the show are the survivors of the initial outbreak -- their immune systems, for whatever reason, are better able to withstand the plague virus than the poor slobs who make up the walker herds and died from that initial infection.
2013-03-18 11:59:52 PM
1 votes:

Wicked Chinchilla: If the debate carries on longer than the first five minute episodes and is beyond "stop being such a naive dumbass rick and help me make some damn traps" then next week will be extremely irritating.


This. It's not just stupid, it's naive considering what Rick knows about the Governor.
2013-03-18 09:24:24 PM
1 votes:

born_yesterday: Two episodes ago, Milton was loyal enough to the Governor to betray Andrea without question.  Tonight, the opposite was true.


I just got caught up on the last four episodes, so I saw the episode you're talking about just last night.  And I'm not seeing the flip-flop you're describing.  Milton has clearly become more and more concerned with the Governor's behavior since the raid on Woodbury by Rick's group.  He's a milquetoast, so he doesn't confront the governor, but Dallas Roberts (the actor who plays Milton) does a really good job of conveying Milton's anxiety with his body language and subtle looks.

Milton is still loyal to the Governor, even as of this latest episode, but his conscience is really farking with him.  I think he's trying to keep the Governor from doing something morally reprehensible -- its clear from their conversations that Milton is really not okay with slaughtering Rick's group.  I don't think he wants the Governor dead or defeated -- he stopped Andrea from shooting after all -- he just wants to stop him from crossing a line (which tells me that Milton doesn't know about the other people the Gov has killed).
2013-03-18 07:38:30 PM
1 votes:

Eddie Ate Dynamite: And just a few episodes ago it was ridiculously good, what the fark is going on over there?


As someone pointed out earlier, there's a reason it's called "AMC's TWD".  We've already seen there are too many cooks stirring the pot over there; I think this may be part of the inconsistency.
2013-03-18 07:22:50 PM
1 votes:
Just got done watching last night's episode. First of all, I think the flashback with Michonne was supposed to intimate to us her two pet zombies raped her before they were zombies, but it was poorly written.

The whole goddamn episode was poorly written. I'm willing to overlook and ignore a whole lot in an attempt to enjoy what's supposed to be relatively mindless entertainment, but holy shiat this show is getting bad. Even the obvious shout-out to Die Hard felt forced and out of place. Though it was worth it for the "Why is the governor so mad at windows?" "He did get his eye stabbed out by a glass shard" exchange earlier in the thread. That shiat was funny.

And just a few episodes ago it was ridiculously good, what the fark is going on over there? They'd better do a really good job on the next two episodes and clean everything up so we can move forward for the next season or I'll...I'll...watch it anyways because there are no other zombie shows and I don't give a damn about reality tv or catching the murderer of the week on all those police procedural shows.
2013-03-18 04:47:21 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: geom_00: HOLY SHIAT!  A .50 Cal?!?

remember they killed those soldiers and took the equipment.


In the comic, Woodbury was under the iron heel of some rogue National Guard troopers before the Governor liberated it. That explains why he has such a deep hate-on for men in uniform, possibly including cops like Rick.
2013-03-18 03:27:01 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-03-18 01:41:42 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: Maybe he keeps a stash of them somewhere and she doesn't know where the stash is....


Yes but even changing one tire would take hours.  It is a standard in the show that if you do not move for more than 30 seconds when out in the open a group of walkers instantly apperates around you.  Take one lugnut off, kill a dozen walkers, take off your second lugnut, kill another dozen....
2013-03-18 01:17:11 PM
1 votes:
I hate that I keep watching this show despite the horribly slow plot and terrible writing just because I love the source material and zombie movies in general.
2013-03-18 01:15:48 PM
1 votes:

Phil Moskowitz: That whole "you hurt my feelings and made me look like a big puss, mr black man." scene in the middle of a goddamn zombie apocalypse really just ruins the show. The writing on this show would embarrass a comic book.


Actually in the comics, Otis was routinely punked out and had his pride hurt to the point of dropping N-bombs behind Tyreese's back. So I think the writing is still on par.
2013-03-18 12:50:16 PM
1 votes:
That whole "you hurt my feelings and made me look like a big puss, mr black man." scene in the middle of a goddamn zombie apocalypse really just ruins the show. The writing on this show would embarrass a comic book.
2013-03-18 10:59:12 AM
1 votes:

Saiga410: For some reason I want to see as the season ender, Milton having the gov tied to the special chair while doing the whole does a zombie remember his past routine.  I take it as a given that the gov is bitten and will change some time in the last episode.  I just cannot see how you get Rick's group out of the prison and Woodbury in flames and that happen though.


Yeah, the're definitely going to pull that.  Governor's bit but he'll hold on as long as he can to try and get his revenge.  We'll find out that he's bit halfway through next week's episode, then he'll turn towards the end of the finale.

During the grand battle for Woodbury, he'll showdown with Michonne face to face.  She'll beat him in hand to hand combat and be inches away from killing him when Rick comes to the rescue.  "That's not how we do things, etc etc."
That hispanic guy who's next in line for Woodbury enters the room so him and Rick stare each other down pointing guns at each other.  When he goes to help the governor back on his feet, Governor turns and attacks him.  Either Rick or Michonne acts fast and kills the Governor to save him.

That either leads to a new era of trust between the two groups or Woodbury thinks governor turned because Michonne killed him, not because of the bite.  We'll find out the answer to that next season.
2013-03-18 10:44:53 AM
1 votes:
For some reason I want to see as the season ender, Milton having the gov tied to the special chair while doing the whole does a zombie remember his past routine.  I take it as a given that the gov is bitten and will change some time in the last episode.  I just cannot see how you get Rick's group out of the prison and Woodbury in flames and that happen though.
2013-03-18 09:56:15 AM
1 votes:
Nobody is smart enough to just ask at the gate who left last night in a truck? That's your zombie griller. We know it's Milton.


What gets me is how much of the problems with Woodbury could be resolved if people actually COMMUNICATED!


Michonne tells Andrea what she saw and figured out when she wanted them both to leave. But no, be vague.


Carol tells Andrea what really happened to Maggie and Glen.


Herschel tells Andrea what really happened to Maggie and Glen.


Andrea tells Tyrese what the Governor and his minions are planning.


Any one of those conversations changes everything! But no, we've got to keep things subtle and circumspect. Beat around the bush and it just goes on.
2013-03-18 09:35:41 AM
1 votes:
Well, this just confirmed what I was afraid of. They are going to stretch this damn Gov plot into next Season.

They had a real good chance though right there, to wrap up Woodbury. Have Martinez and his crew assault as revenge, the prison fall most of woodbury dies in the attack, and  a smaller group treks out into the open road with Tyrese building to be second in command.

I thought they did it, really I did. When Andrea let the walkers out loose on the Gov I was like "Ohh shiat, they just wrote Lily there!" but nope, you ham fisted hacks in the writers department had to cave to the suits didn't you?
2013-03-18 08:41:46 AM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Most of you biatching about how they've drawn out this entire season on the prison would also be biatching if they had covered the entire prison plot line in a few episodes.


To be honest, I would've liked the first entire half of the season dedicated to turning the prison into an actual home, with interspersed Morgan-like episodes.

Then you take the second half of the season, and compress all of the Woodbury war stuff into that. All these shots of Rick or Glen doing tower lookout duty would be a lot more interesting if the prison yard was a fully grown farm of food right now...with the feeling that it's really dangerous to go out and harvest it.

Other random notes;

 I'm still holding out hope that Morgan is the one who set the zomb-be-que pit on fire, and that Milton just quietly approved of it when he heard about it. Which would make the eventually death of Milton at the Governor's hands much more interesting.

 What will probably happen is that it will be revealed that Merle actually IS a Governor mole, even though that never made any sense back when it was hinted at, and makes absolutely no sense as it stands right now. But you know the hack writers on the show will think that it's an awesome twist to end the season, lean back, and light a cigar in celebration for thinking of it.
2013-03-18 08:27:54 AM
1 votes:
The only excuse for Rick even considering handing her over is sheer exhaustion. Even then, I think it's waaaaaaaaaay too out of character for him to even consider it.
2013-03-18 08:01:03 AM
1 votes:

born_yesterday: Shakin_Haitian: Great, another season I could have just watched the first and last couple of episodes and would have been 100% caught up, just like the farm season.

I really hate how Andrea acts like a five year old. Instantly trusts and believes any one with an air of authority and constantly drops her guard while out in zombie land. Just so... stupid. The sooner she dies, the better. I'm honestly amazed she lasted this long.

I really wanted to like this episode; after all, the episode with Lennie James was awesome.  But yeah, the zombies in the field were a bit...tired.  The scenes were absolutely devoid of tension.  The instant they showed her alone in a field, I said to my GF, "And now, the zombies; they come out of nowhere.  They are like the chameleon."  And when Andrea leaned up against the tree.  "Of course a zombie is coming up behind her.  Get it over with."

Overall there were plot jumps that seriously affected the pacing, and some characters are flip-flopping more than a politician.  Two episodes ago, Milton was loyal enough to the Governor to betray Andrea without question.  Tonight, the opposite was true.  Rick was unwilling to hand over Michonne because he acknowledges that the Governor will kill her, and kill them all anyways without mercy.  PLOT POINT farkING RESOLVED, MOVE THE fark ON.  Nope, we get sixty more minutes of should we/shouldn't we, and it looks like they hand her over anyways.  Then they probably go rescue her.

Inconsistent writing is worse than consistently bad writing.


Couldn't agree more.

Plus, him handing over Michonne would be completely outside of Rick's established behavior.  He went back to save Merle, putting how many people in the group in additional danger to attempt to recover someone with an extremely low chance of survival?  How long did they putz around the woods looking for Carol's daughter, putting all the searcher's at risk?

Rick has had this calculation before, and it wasn't even as obvious in the cost/benefit ratio.  Rick has shown he will sacrifice the safety of the entire group in order to save/recover one of their own in every occasion that decision has cropped up in the show.  Now hes just going to hand someone over to obviously unpleasant end, for "a shot" at something he knows the gov will betray him on.  Plus, Michonne is his second most valuable asset (after Daryl).

If the debate carries on longer than the first five minute episodes and is beyond "stop being such a naive dumbass rick and help me make some damn traps" then next week will be extremely irritating.
2013-03-18 07:54:23 AM
1 votes:

Shakin_Haitian: Great, another season I could have just watched the first and last couple of episodes and would have been 100% caught up, just like the farm season.

I really hate how Andrea acts like a five year old. Instantly trusts and believes any one with an air of authority and constantly drops her guard while out in zombie land. Just so... stupid. The sooner she dies, the better. I'm honestly amazed she lasted this long.


This.  And completely lacking in all self-awareness.
"If you stay Milton, you have to stop looking the other way."  Gee, its not like you haven't been doing that since the day you first got there when charming Gov with that Southern Accent you seem to dig so hard took a liking to you.

Plus: her defending her character on Talking Dead was farking stupid.
1)  With reference to the question of Andrea divulging info about lil'ass kickers origins: Really?  You honestly think Andrea didn't blab to Gov about the baby and the Rick/Shane/Lori drama?  Andrea intensely disliked Rick at the time and thought Shane should have been leader.  Then she got left behind.  There is zero love lost there at this point.  Of COURSE she blabbed.  They are no longer her friends.  Think like your character thinks!  (or doesn't in this case...)  You need to embrace the inner naive, self-important narcissist that is Andrea.  I mean she told the Gov the prison people were starving and scraping by.  Thanks for the damage assessment on your friends you harpy.
2)  With reference to communication between Andrea and Michonne:  I can't believe she blamed them separating on Michonne's lack of communication.  Yes, I get that Michonne should freaking talk more.  Obviously she has the brains and working jaw to do so.  But putting the blame on Michonne for Andrea not tagging along?  That's ridiculous.  As much as Michonne should have just told Andrea about the specifics she found, the Actress not addressing Andrea's hour-long head over heals fall for the Gov and all his stories after months of tagging along with Michonne far eclipses anything Michonne didn't say.  If that's what communication was between them then the dozens of incidents that took place with non-verbal cues before/during/after should clue Andrea in to Michonne's thoughts whether or not she spoke them all.  Michonne kept her stupid ass alive for months and brought her back from the brink, you would think Andrea would continue to recognize those instincts...
2013-03-18 07:53:31 AM
1 votes:
Most of you biatching about how they've drawn out this entire season on the prison would also be biatching if they had covered the entire prison plot line in a few episodes.
2013-03-18 07:52:26 AM
1 votes:
And one more point--so in the span of about a week of TV time, Michonne and Glenn have both forgiven Merle enough to be willing to go off into the wilderness with him?  Really?  Not rhetorical, farking really?  I guess an asskicking and having to fend off a zombie while tied to a chair is forgivable.  As is getting shot just for leaving Woodbury and almost bleeding out?
2013-03-18 07:34:12 AM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: In keeping with TWD's tradition of surprisingly killing off major characters the Governor needs to go.

He's way too one dimensional.

I also think that if Rick had kept to his character he would have killed him last week.

Plus this: 2 weeks ago the show ended with Rick etc driving back to the prison and last week it starts with the meeting between Rick and the Gov. WTF happened? I never saw any exposition as to how the meeting was set up.


Andrea set it up.  It's a good thing they didn't make a whole episode of her setting up the meeting.
2013-03-18 02:48:20 AM
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: What, you mean the Governor would lie to Andrea?


He lies to just about everybody. I'm surprised he can keep all his lies straight.
2013-03-18 02:45:50 AM
1 votes:

MagSeven: Or was that supposed to be a flash back?

It was a flashback.


Something that's VERY rare for this show. The only other one I can remember is the one with Shane trying to get a comatose Rick out of the hospital and Shane & Lori watching the military firebomb a city.

Of course this episode's flashback was almost completely useless. Did we learn ANYTHING new? Only that Michonne's walker pets were assholes when they were alive, apparently.
2013-03-18 02:27:16 AM
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: Here's how you manage the Zombie Apocalypse:


Ignore it because it's not real. But I digress.

You've got a good idea with the addition of melee weapons, but you forget one thing: humans are GREAT at killing. In the original Romero movie, you've got all the zombies mopped up by the next day. That's what would really happen.

Humans exterminate threats with prejudice and cunning. Soldiers from any era would tear through zombies like a honey badger through tissue paper. It wouldn't be empty cities and masses of undead, it would be a blip in the history books of the night things were like that one movie.
2013-03-18 12:51:55 AM
1 votes:
can't believe they didn't bring up the internet hate of Andrea... not even with a wink.
Weak.
2013-03-18 12:10:22 AM
1 votes:

eagles95: I'm afraid to say anything about Todd Mcfarlane in case he has his lawyer on speeddial tonight


So a guy fighting to keep from getting screwed AND to keep his artistic integrity is a sue-happy jerk?

Who knew?
2013-03-17 11:59:22 PM
1 votes:
I love the show and I enjoy watching it as it's broadcast so I can participate in all the forums and what-have-you but they are causing it to implode under the weight of all of the commercials.
It's gotta be getting close to a 1:1 ratio for show/ad time.
2013-03-17 11:58:28 PM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: Didn't they show a clip right in the beginning with the Governor tied up????


he wasn't tied up.  He was holding onto the chains imagining being tied up.  Imagining himself being in the room with (presumably michonne) tied up.
2013-03-17 11:55:28 PM
1 votes:

joepainter: When Andrea got away from the Governor why didn't she take his truck?


Keys.
2013-03-17 10:47:22 PM
1 votes:
If there's one gift Dale left Andrea with, it's his superb zombie-lookout skills.
2013-03-17 10:26:04 PM
1 votes:
You're wealthy, Todd, not smart.
2013-03-17 10:22:59 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: wesmon: Beyond finding out what happened to Morgan

I wish we could have had an entire hour flashback episode showing what Morgan went through after Rick left.


I wouldn't mind one 'not Rick's group' episode a season, like the Doctor-lite episodes of Doctor Who. They could do an episode of Morgan's time since the first season, or even the Governor's story.
2013-03-17 10:21:03 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: wesmon: Beyond finding out what happened to Morgan

I wish we could have had an entire hour flashback episode showing what Morgan went through after Rick left.


Would've made for a much better story than most of the past few weeks.
2013-03-17 10:20:43 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: wesmon: Beyond finding out what happened to Morgan

I wish we could have had an entire hour flashback episode showing what Morgan went through after Rick left.


That would be Threads levels of depressing.
2013-03-17 10:16:36 PM
1 votes:
This season could have been 9 or 10 episodes long. Beyond finding out what happened to Morgan, these last 5 episodes have been pointless filler.

People like to rip on season 2, and it might have been slow going, but at least we saw the story advance to a degree throughout the season.
2013-03-17 10:13:28 PM
1 votes:

Pokey.Clyde: Do you really think that he would have left the keys in the truck?


Zombie apocalypse 101: learn to hot wire vehicles quickly.
2013-03-17 10:13:22 PM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: I really do like the charred zombie makeup. Much better than the usual CGI blood effects for zombie kills m


Yes. The writhing pit of bodies was good touch this week.
2013-03-17 10:07:09 PM
1 votes:

born_yesterday: If Rick vacillates again on whether to turn Michonne over, I'm going to throw my hands up in disgust.


Hey, there's a solid episode of stalling the plot right there.
2013-03-17 10:06:08 PM
1 votes:

PsyLord: Seth's Todd's argument is not valid since there is limited supplies.  You don't want a large group that you have to keep feeding.  That's probably why Woodbury kills just about everyone an steals their loot.


No more Family Guy for me.
2013-03-17 10:05:17 PM
1 votes:
If Rick vacillates again on whether to turn Michonne over, I'm going to throw my hands up in disgust.
2013-03-17 10:05:03 PM
1 votes:
Ah Todd, the man responsible for decades of shiatty comic book artists
2013-03-17 10:04:51 PM
1 votes:
Todd McFarlane STFU

STFU Todd McFarlane
2013-03-17 10:02:46 PM
1 votes:
K, Chris Hardwick's face means I'm out. See y'all next week!

/beware the random battles
2013-03-17 10:02:20 PM
1 votes:
Holy 1@#$@#%#@^#@%^$%00000000#$%T#@%@#$%#@$% since I know what I really wanted to type will be censored anyway.
2013-03-17 10:02:12 PM
1 votes:
WTF, if you only stole the Gov's truck while he was inside the building.... Jebus.
2013-03-17 10:02:03 PM
1 votes:
Show has lost its nerve. Whole second half of the season so far, nothing really significant has happened and no one has died.
2013-03-17 09:59:32 PM
1 votes:
Alright now its time for Vikings.
2013-03-17 09:58:51 PM
1 votes:
it was morgan  CLEAR!
2013-03-17 09:57:15 PM
1 votes:
Well I guess she's dead...
2013-03-17 09:57:04 PM
1 votes:
He's bit.  He HAS to be bitten.
2013-03-17 09:56:59 PM
1 votes:
HOW THE FARK did he get her in the truck without her making a scene?

That's just crap.

And NOW he's lying about it?????

WTF writers?
2013-03-17 09:56:29 PM
1 votes:
That BBQ pit is PISSED!
2013-03-17 09:53:43 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: Andrea on talking dead? Does the mean she dies?


They've also had Maggie, Beth, and Glenn this season. The death couch has lost its power.
2013-03-17 09:53:12 PM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: Cool! Bonfire of Zomb-ities!


Fire Walkers.
2013-03-17 09:52:23 PM
1 votes:

Nefarious: I'm sure Olympus has Fallen is gonna be bad but I still sorta want to see it and I haven't really had that desire since December.


I'd see it if they somehow tied it into Last Resort.
2013-03-17 09:52:07 PM
1 votes:

res_nihil: geom_00: Andrea is the New Laurie.

Also.  Smart Gov.  Break glass so that SHE HEARS YOU COMING.

I figured it was to draw the zombies to flush her out.


I figured it was so she make noise walking on it.
2013-03-17 09:51:04 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure Olympus has Fallen is gonna be bad but I still sorta want to see it and I haven't really had that desire since December.
2013-03-17 09:51:03 PM
1 votes:

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Kill him, Andrea.  Save your character. Come on.


She went back to the Governor after finding out about Maggie's attempted rape, nevermind the assassination attempt on Michonne.  Nothing can save her.
2013-03-17 09:50:13 PM
1 votes:
FIRE BAD!!

/Holy CRAP Andrea.  Awesome move!
2013-03-17 09:50:04 PM
1 votes:
OMFG TODD MACFARLIN OMG OMG OH WAIT I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A FARK ABOUT TODD MACFARLIN
2013-03-17 09:48:46 PM
1 votes:
Oh, he'll SOMEHOW survive that.
2013-03-17 09:48:42 PM
1 votes:
Okay, props where deserved. That was amazing, Andrea.
2013-03-17 09:48:16 PM
1 votes:
Andrea is so farking boss.
2013-03-17 09:47:30 PM
1 votes:
Why did the Zombies ignore Andrea?
2013-03-17 09:47:03 PM
1 votes:

Nefarious: elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?

Cause he really hates em, here hear he hates cans too.

2013-03-17 09:46:05 PM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


He's a Linux user.
2013-03-17 09:46:02 PM
1 votes:
A walker just saved Andreas life.  I hope that irony is not lost on her
2013-03-17 09:45:48 PM
1 votes:
At least now we know why they confiscated Andrea's gun. To give them a third act for the episode.
2013-03-17 09:45:42 PM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


DIdn't he get his eye gouged out by a piece of glass?
2013-03-17 09:44:13 PM
1 votes:
She gets rescued by Don Draper and his awesomeness, right?
2013-03-17 09:43:21 PM
1 votes:
Shoot...the glass!
2013-03-17 09:40:42 PM
1 votes:
If Morgan dies, and Tyrese and Schupert live, the secret to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse if you're a black man, is to have as much hair as possible.. a complete subversion of the Sisko Rule.


/pre-proof: the black National Guardsman had no facial hair. Dies.
2013-03-17 09:40:22 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: bearcats1983: Open field seems like a pretty good place to be right now. Andrea does seem to somehow get dumber every week. She's an argument for de-evolution.

I liked her brilliant "wait until the car goes by to duck" move.


She's playing supreme mindgames. What would a normal and observant person do and how would a normal person react to that? "I'll not do those things and surprise all of them!"

It's worked so far....
2013-03-17 09:40:20 PM
1 votes:
Now sneak out and steal the farking truck.
2013-03-17 09:39:46 PM
1 votes:
Cable is worse than being raped in broad daylight on a busy street by a wacky wavy inflatable arms guy, apparently.
2013-03-17 09:30:20 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: //just cuz might be a spoiler


Maybe you should have posted "possible spoiler" before the link, dipshiat.
2013-03-17 09:29:31 PM
1 votes:

eagles95: Captain Morgan commercials are absolute horse crap


Gonna have to agree to disagree on that.

I liked that one...
2013-03-17 09:25:16 PM
1 votes:

geom_00: Damn!  Andrea can run a good pace.

Post-Zombie Olympics, I nominate her for the marathon.


Zombieland established the need for good cardio in the Zombie Apocalypse.
2013-03-17 09:23:59 PM
1 votes:
Tyrese realized that Wisdom is not a dump stat.
2013-03-17 09:21:07 PM
1 votes:
Me thinks 3-Dawg and the woman know he's full of shiat
2013-03-17 09:20:15 PM
1 votes:

geom_00: 1) Can these two lez it up already (KIDDING)

2) How long can a zombie survive without food?


They are apparently starving to death but extremely slowly. Heard this a few weeks back.
Plus there are always more zombies because they claim 'the virus is in us all' and is activated when a person croaks.

Personally I'd like to see something happen with scientists trying to figure out what happened - or did I miss that? - and what's going on in other countrys.
2013-03-17 09:19:12 PM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Off topic, but when I reloaded the comments, I got a pop-up ad to take a survey. Is Fark really introducing even more obtrusive ads now?  Not cool.


Fark feeds our squirrel with revenue from ads, please whitelist us in adblock/noscript/your-ad-blocker-of-choice!
2013-03-17 09:18:15 PM
1 votes:
Off topic, but when I reloaded the comments, I got a pop-up ad to take a survey. Is Fark really introducing even more obtrusive ads now?  Not cool.
2013-03-17 09:17:07 PM
1 votes:

Ravijn: It's a screwed up world when a white girl pulls a knife on a black guy....


+1!
2013-03-17 09:13:47 PM
1 votes:
you know, I really didn't want to like this show. after all the hype I finally sat down and watched a few episodes of season 2, out of order and thought "MEH, what's the big deal?!" and never gave it a second thought.

the writing is poor. like, really poor. it just seemed like everyone was going nuts over it because "OMG A TV SHOW ABOUT ZOMBIES!!!!!!1111one"

a co-worker convinced me to give it another shot though - I had to watch it in order he said. well, I did, thanks to netflix and later other means. and now I can't get enough of it, despite the cringe worthy soap opera writing - it is addicting.

so far - the premiere and the first few episodes of season 1 - WOW!
the rest of season one was great as well though a bit short.
season 2 - I actually liked the setting on the farm - but the plot of getting there dragged on waaaay to long.
season 3 - much better than season 2 though I find the whole woodbury plot to be absurd. it's totally unrealistic in how a stronghold like that would be run under such conditions. (people going about their daily lives as if nothing had happened to the outside world? fark that noise). I wish we could learn more about the prison - which is a great location but I want to know how they are surviving there - so many unanswered questions.

/I am curious as to how the show will progress from here. will they ever leave Georgia? and who's mowing all the grass? it should be so tall at this point that you wouldn't even be able to see Walkers coming until it was too late.
2013-03-17 09:13:29 PM
1 votes:
"You know Merle"  that was probably the least convincing argument she could have raised.
2013-03-17 09:10:36 PM
1 votes:
How do we know the governor isn't opening an old time dentist office?
2013-03-17 09:08:24 PM
1 votes:
Grow a spine, Milton... just do it behind the Governor's back.
2013-03-17 09:06:22 PM
1 votes:

Bontesla: Well, I'm not waiting a week... do they generally stream it live on AMC?


Amazon Prime has it available the next day.  I think it's 2 bucks an episode.
2013-03-17 09:04:49 PM
1 votes:
it's the rape rape room
2013-03-17 09:04:16 PM
1 votes:

kumanoki: Let's see how much they ignore the infant this episode.


Once she starts crawling she will take Carl's place in the game of "Where's Carl?"
2013-03-17 09:02:05 PM
1 votes:
flashback episode
2013-03-17 06:15:29 PM
1 votes:
I predict they'll dick around most of the episode, then do something cool and interesting in the last 5 minutes or so that would've been FAR cooler if they'd spend more screen-time on it.  Rinse & repeat next week.  Then, for the finale, they'll dick around most of the episode, and do something interesting the last 10-15 minutes.
2013-03-17 05:40:49 PM
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: We're going to see what sides people fall on -- Andrea, Milton, and T-dawg et al.


I think you mean Tyrese. T-dawg has been dead for several episodes now.

Bontesla: Well, I'm not waiting a week... do they generally stream it live on AMC?


Nope.
 
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