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(Huffington Post)   So begins the march to war as Rick and The Governor marshal their forces. Will Andrea pay for not choosing sides? Will Milton flounder? Will Carl kill again? It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion thread. The brain chomping starts at 9PM ET   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 532
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2013-03-17 09:40:22 PM  

Mentat: bearcats1983: Open field seems like a pretty good place to be right now. Andrea does seem to somehow get dumber every week. She's an argument for de-evolution.

I liked her brilliant "wait until the car goes by to duck" move.


She's playing supreme mindgames. What would a normal and observant person do and how would a normal person react to that? "I'll not do those things and surprise all of them!"

It's worked so far....
 
2013-03-17 09:40:28 PM  
 its the old tyler perry studios!
 
2013-03-17 09:40:42 PM  
If Morgan dies, and Tyrese and Schupert live, the secret to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse if you're a black man, is to have as much hair as possible.. a complete subversion of the Sisko Rule.


/pre-proof: the black National Guardsman had no facial hair. Dies.
 
2013-03-17 09:40:50 PM  
Odds that Andrea doesn't live through the episode?
 
2013-03-17 09:40:57 PM  
AND stab the Governor.
 
2013-03-17 09:41:01 PM  

eagles95: So, so far 3-dawg is learning that Gov is crazy and Andrea runs faster than Kenyan Olympic marathon team. Basically we are setting up to have nothing get accomplished in the last 2 episodes. Or we are setting up throwing a whole bunch of shiat at the wall.


I figured we'd be getting filler. They're just buying time to the finale battle at this point

utsagrad123: Is Urban Tarzan gonna die via stingray too?


It'll be an urban stingray. So it'll probably have a gun or something.
 
2013-03-17 09:41:15 PM  

douchebag/hater: Now sneak out and steal the farking truck.


No, she'd just fark the truck.

/Andrea.... come out and plaaaaaayyyyy
 
2013-03-17 09:41:19 PM  

Nefarious: Urban Tarzan must be completely real right?  Spike wouldn't stoop to unreality would they?


The channel that produces World's Worth Tenants would never do fake reality.
 
2013-03-17 09:41:42 PM  

Mentat: Are the zombies using camouflage now?


Zombies have had teleport 2, they can do anything.
 
2013-03-17 09:42:00 PM  

Nefarious: Urban Tarzan must be completely real right?  Spike wouldn't stoop to unreality would they?


Then they'd never be able to compete with the upcoming Esquire Channel.
 
2013-03-17 09:42:26 PM  
I wonder if Andrea goes into the rape chamber?
 
2013-03-17 09:42:27 PM  

Alfonso the Great: Tyrese realized that Wisdom is not a dump stat.


Especially not if you want to Turn Undead.
 
2013-03-17 09:42:31 PM  

wesmon: Odds that Andrea doesn't live through the episode?


We're simply not lucky enough to have her die.
 
2013-03-17 09:42:35 PM  
She's just stupid enough to fall for this.
 
2013-03-17 09:42:47 PM  
Kill him, Andrea.  Save your character. Come on.
 
2013-03-17 09:43:11 PM  

NeoCortex42: eagles95: So, so far 3-dawg is learning that Gov is crazy and Andrea runs faster than Kenyan Olympic marathon team. Basically we are setting up to have nothing get accomplished in the last 2 episodes. Or we are setting up throwing a whole bunch of shiat at the wall.

I figured we'd be getting filler. They're just buying time to the finale battle at this point

utsagrad123: Is Urban Tarzan gonna die via stingray too?

It'll be an urban stingray. So it'll probably have a gun or something.


Urban Stingray would be a good band name
 
2013-03-17 09:43:21 PM  
Shoot...the glass!
 
2013-03-17 09:43:29 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mentat: Are the zombies using camouflage now?

Zombies have had teleport 2, they can do anything.


Gotta figure they are leveling up.  Pretty soon they are gonna be up to their armpits in ghouls, ghasts, and wights.
 
2013-03-17 09:43:41 PM  
The Stalking Dead
 
2013-03-17 09:43:50 PM  
He's got pretty good depth perception for only having one eye.
 
2013-03-17 09:43:51 PM  
Andrea is the New Laurie.

Also.  Smart Gov.  Break glass so that SHE HEARS YOU COMING.
 
2013-03-17 09:43:51 PM  
As much as I want Andrea to die, I'm not sure I want her to go into the rape rape chamber....
 
2013-03-17 09:44:13 PM  
She gets rescued by Don Draper and his awesomeness, right?
 
2013-03-17 09:44:14 PM  
Tape recording coming into play in 3..2
 
2013-03-17 09:44:18 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: ExperianScaresCthulhu: //just cuz might be a spoiler

Maybe you should have posted "possible spoiler" before the link, dipshiat.


The mods'll delete it.
 
2013-03-17 09:44:22 PM  
Is that whistling supposed to be intimidating?
 
2013-03-17 09:44:27 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Kill him, Andrea.  Save your character. Come on.


Doubt they kill the Gov. off 3 episodes before the season finale. Andrea on the other hand...
 
2013-03-17 09:44:30 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Alfonso the Great: Tyrese realized that Wisdom is not a dump stat.

Especially not if you want to Turn Undead.


As the healer of the group, Herschel should be best equipped against undead.
 
2013-03-17 09:44:36 PM  
Why is the Governor so mad at windows?
 
2013-03-17 09:45:37 PM  

Nefarious: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mentat: Are the zombies using camouflage now?

Zombies have had teleport 2, they can do anything.

Gotta figure they are leveling up.  Pretty soon they are gonna be up to their armpits in ghouls, ghasts, and wights.


Everybody'd be truly screwed then considering how often they get grappled.
 
2013-03-17 09:45:42 PM  

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


DIdn't he get his eye gouged out by a piece of glass?
 
2013-03-17 09:45:48 PM  
At least now we know why they confiscated Andrea's gun. To give them a third act for the episode.
 
2013-03-17 09:45:51 PM  

SithLord: Run Andrea run
See Andrea run.

Chase zombie chase.
See zombie chase.

See zombie attack Andrea.
See Andrea stab zombie.
Stab Andrea stab.

See Governor chase Andrea with his big truck.
Chase Governor chase.
See Andrea run.
Run Andrea run.

So far this episode is playing out like it was written for by first graders.


FTFY
 
2013-03-17 09:46:01 PM  

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


Cause he really hates em, here he hates cans too.
 
2013-03-17 09:46:02 PM  
A walker just saved Andreas life.  I hope that irony is not lost on her
 
2013-03-17 09:46:05 PM  

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


He's a Linux user.
 
2013-03-17 09:46:16 PM  
Shovel to the face!  Nice!
 
2013-03-17 09:46:47 PM  
WHEW!!  DO NOT GO IN THERE!!
 
2013-03-17 09:47:03 PM  
KNIFE HIM
 
2013-03-17 09:47:03 PM  

Nefarious: elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?

Cause he really hates em, here hear he hates cans too.

 
2013-03-17 09:47:06 PM  
Clown car closet!
 
2013-03-17 09:47:30 PM  
Why did the Zombies ignore Andrea?
 
2013-03-17 09:47:32 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?

He's a Linux user.


No way. Stick a turtleneck on that guy and he's post-apocalypse Jobs.
 
2013-03-17 09:47:33 PM  

elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?


There are no cans for him to take out?
 
2013-03-17 09:47:37 PM  
Sexy time
 
2013-03-17 09:47:46 PM  
Nice!
 
2013-03-17 09:47:48 PM  
Nice move Andrea.
 
2013-03-17 09:48:00 PM  

Nefarious: Nefarious: elguerodiablo: Why is the Governor so mad at windows?

Cause he really hates em, here hear he hates cans too.


Mexi-cans? Afri-cans?
 
2013-03-17 09:48:13 PM  
Ha ha!
 
2013-03-17 09:48:14 PM  

RepoManTSM: Why did the Zombies ignore Andrea?


They wanted BRAAAAIINNS.
 
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