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9560 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2013 at 12:48 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-17 10:23:09 AM  
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2013-03-17 10:42:31 AM  

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ALL I EVER WANTED,
ALL I EVER NEEDED
IS HERE, BEHIND BARS...

 
2013-03-17 10:47:14 AM  
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2013-03-17 10:48:19 AM  
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2013-03-17 11:22:05 AM  

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      Stewie....the tragic last years.
 
2013-03-17 11:44:31 AM  
Number 12 was arrested for failure to appear, but I can see her just fine.
 
2013-03-17 11:44:47 AM  

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That dwarf took a wrong turn somewhere in life.
 
2013-03-17 11:46:57 AM  
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An older Coolio has time traveled and gotten himself arrested
 
2013-03-17 11:57:24 AM  
Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.
 
2013-03-17 12:04:39 PM  

Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.


I think the tat explains it
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Truth in advertising
 
2013-03-17 12:47:27 PM  
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2013-03-17 12:55:12 PM  
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Did they arrest her for paddling a canoe down a river filled with pollution and garbage?
 
2013-03-17 12:59:39 PM  

Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.


Yeah, caught that as well. Arrested and not merely fined? WTF?
 
2013-03-17 01:00:34 PM  

Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.


It's possible they meant "car?"
 
2013-03-17 01:02:58 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:03:18 PM  
Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

How do you even sit in a car with hair like this?

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2013-03-17 01:03:24 PM  
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
But then he got popped for prowling
Now he's a guest of the State

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2013-03-17 01:07:10 PM  

CaptSacto: I think the tat explains it
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2013-03-17 01:11:04 PM  
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Separated at birth:

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2013-03-17 01:11:28 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:11:29 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:13:09 PM  

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BWAHAHAHAHA!
 
2013-03-17 01:13:44 PM  
You can send both of these up to me (and perhaps the green hair if you verify her sex).
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2013-03-17 01:14:34 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:18:34 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.

Yeah, caught that as well. Arrested and not merely fined? WTF?


I'm guessing he's homeless. A lot of cops will use any excuse to harass and/or arrest the homeless, and some homeless people do have dogs.
 
2013-03-17 01:20:10 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:23:26 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

How do you even sit in a car with hair like this?


Convertible?
 
2013-03-17 01:24:28 PM  
The '80's called...

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...they want their mohawk back.
 
2013-03-17 01:27:23 PM  
 
2013-03-17 01:33:29 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.

It's possible they meant "car?"


YOU HAVE TO VACCINATE YOUR CAR NOW???? IS JENNY MCCARTHY PRESIDENT???
 
2013-03-17 01:35:15 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:35:48 PM  
Is 13 a male or female? My penis is confused.
 
2013-03-17 01:38:40 PM  

Walker: kiwimoogle84: Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.

It's possible they meant "car?"

YOU HAVE TO VACCINATE YOUR CAR NOW???? IS JENNY MCCARTHY PRESIDENT???


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VACCINATION MAKES YOUR CAT AUTISTIC!!!
 
2013-03-17 01:42:07 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:54:56 PM  

Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.


There's no such thing as a bloody cat license.

/How did you know my name was Eric?
 
2013-03-17 01:57:58 PM  
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2013-03-17 01:58:30 PM  
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Penis went there.
 
2013-03-17 02:14:19 PM  
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2013-03-17 02:22:03 PM  
She stole my heart...

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...if I had one.
 
2013-03-17 02:23:41 PM  
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/I just watched this episode and it was the first thing I thought of.
 
2013-03-17 02:26:28 PM  
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2013-03-17 02:37:33 PM  

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/I just watched this episode and it was the first thing I thought of.



"Emotive electrochemical stimulus response; cranial plate; bipedal locomotion; endo-skeletal contiguous external integument!"
 
2013-03-17 02:40:09 PM  
I suggest she be remanded to my custody...

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2013-03-17 02:42:48 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

That's not at all disturbing.
 
2013-03-17 02:43:39 PM  
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2013-03-17 02:55:01 PM  

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/I just watched this episode and it was the first thing I thought of.


"Emotive electrochemical stimulus response; cranial plate; bipedal locomotion; endo-skeletal contiguous external integument!"



And to think I wondered if anyone would remember the episode.

/I feel ashamed...
 
2013-03-17 02:59:24 PM  

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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

 
2013-03-17 03:12:17 PM  
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2013-03-17 03:27:14 PM  
You went full-grandpa.  Everybody know you never go full-grandpa.

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2013-03-17 03:47:41 PM  
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2013-03-17 03:51:35 PM  
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Arrested because his mouth interfered with a cops fist amirite?
 
2013-03-17 04:03:15 PM  
 
2013-03-17 04:07:25 PM  
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2013-03-17 04:29:02 PM  
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Anita Hill really let herself go after the Clarence Thomas hearings.
 
2013-03-17 04:34:45 PM  
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Doesn't he look just like an angel when he's asleep?
 
2013-03-17 04:44:41 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

How do you even sit in a car with hair like this?

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I was going to just go with "HOW?"
 
2013-03-17 04:54:52 PM  

CaptSacto: Happy Hours: Arrested for failure to vaccinate or register a cat.

Really?

My cat is vaccinated. Registered? You must be joking.

I think the tat explains it
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Is that a fire hydrant tattoo'd on his cheek?
 
2013-03-17 05:05:02 PM  
I see the creationist finally got him on something.

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2013-03-17 05:19:03 PM  
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2013-03-17 06:04:38 PM  
Full of mythological goodness.

In which we learn that there are badass hobbits,
There are female Oompah-Loompahs,
Santa Claus has fallend on hard times,
There are hippies in Iowa,
And Don Quixote has dreadlocks now.
 
2013-03-17 06:05:18 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

How do you even sit in a car with hair like this?

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You can bet they just pulled that guy over for the hair.
 
2013-03-17 06:42:13 PM  
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2013-03-17 07:13:22 PM  
ReapTheChaos: How do you even sit in a car with hair like this?

How can you even afford a car with hair like that?

// probably rides the bus
 
2013-03-17 07:40:45 PM  
the "LOSER" looks like Wreck-it Ralph.
 
2013-03-17 07:53:11 PM  

Demetrius: I suggest she be remanded to my custody...


She looks like she has hepatitis.
 
2013-03-17 09:07:11 PM  
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2013-03-17 09:25:31 PM  

rnatalie: You can send both of these up to me (and perhaps the green hair if you verify her sex).
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I think green hair is a dude...
 
2013-03-17 10:24:41 PM  
Jesus, AVB took Spurs loss against Fulham pretty hard.

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2013-03-18 12:27:03 AM  

bim1154: ReapTheChaos: Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

How do you even sit in a car with hair like this?

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You can bet they just pulled that guy gal over for the hair.


FTFM
 
2013-03-18 12:39:31 AM  
I laughed my ass off. thaznks guy n gals
 
2013-03-18 12:54:18 AM  
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Hmmm...  Position of the guy's mouth, plus a tattoo of the word 'Deep' on his 'throat'.

Something tells me this guy's gonna be real popular on the cellbock.
 
2013-03-18 09:34:07 AM  
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I lol'd
 
2013-03-18 01:04:13 PM  
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Arrested for trespassing



"Who's on my property?"
"Believe it or not, it's just meeeeee..."
 
2013-03-19 02:49:45 PM  

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I love the mental image of Alan Moore getting busted for weed (dunno if he still tokes up, but one interview portrayed him as lighting up spliffs frequently) and the constable finding the other prisoners (including some pretty hard men) huddled in a quivering mass in the opposite corner of the holding cell from him the next morning, and Moore shrugging, "I dunno what their problem is, officer--I was just telling them about what I do for a living and describing one of my latest books,  Neonomicon, in some detail..."
 
2013-03-19 02:58:51 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Arrested for driving with a suspended license.

How do you even sit in a car with hair like this?


Add to that, there's an even chance the license could have been suspended from her Mohawk.

Imagine if the carpet matches the drapes.
 
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