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(Bangor Daily News)   Maine-iacs upset by the new name for lottery tickets: Kwikies. Other names considered were Snatch and Scratch, Rub One Out, and Bang For A Buck   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Maine, state lottery, lottery  
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1470 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2013 at 10:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-17 07:46:55 AM  
3 votes:
C'mon three cherries...
2013-03-17 10:58:41 AM  
2 votes:

Charlie Chingas: Still better than "hey, give me a farking blowjob."

Or,  suck me beautiful.
2013-03-17 11:38:25 AM  
1 vote:

Just like a young man...... Coming in for a Kwikie.
2013-03-17 10:18:28 AM  
1 vote:
My headline was better.

'Now you can ask that cute checkout girl for a kwickie without being rude, crude, and offensive'
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