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(Anchorage Daily News)   There's only one man in all of Alaska licensed to capture glacier ice. And he works for a distillery that makes Alaskan vodka. "He is determined to get the purest, oldest ice he can"   (adn.com) divider line 68
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2013-03-17 02:40:08 AM  
"first-use virgin water from a living glacier"


Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2013/03/13/2823525/iceberg-wrangling-the-outdoors. h tml#storylink=cpy
oforshiatsake
 
2013-03-17 03:05:16 AM  
I'll wait for the Russians to start making vodak from Lake Vostok in Antarctica. I'll even pay extra if it contains bacteria that didn't come from the drill they used.

I don't believe for a second that they went to all that effort for scientific research.
 
2013-03-17 03:06:27 AM  
You've all seen that "Crystal Skull" vodka, right? I got some as a gift. I never would have purchased it myself, due to the utter wankery of the bottle and all, but I have to say, it's some damn good vodka. I was stupidly impressed. Still a bit overpriced, though.

/I mostly stick to whiskey
 
2013-03-17 03:25:21 AM  
Licensed to capture glacier ice?  WTF?  Who issues a license for that?  Glacier ice isn't exactly hard to find in Alaska.  Might make for some splashy (no pun intended) marketing but I dare ya, I double dare you motherfarker, to taste the difference between vodka made with his ice and vodka made from water from the big su.
 
2013-03-17 03:36:42 AM  
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2013-03-17 03:59:53 AM  

Sid_6.7: You've all seen that "Crystal Skull" vodka, right? I got some as a gift. I never would have purchased it myself, due to the utter wankery of the bottle and all, but I have to say, it's some damn good vodka. I was stupidly impressed. Still a bit overpriced, though.

/I mostly stick to whiskey


Meh - it's decent vodak, but nothing fantastic and the liquor stores wanted something like $50 a bottle for it around here.

I really wanted it for the bottle, but not enough to shell out that much for it.

I was actually pretty pissed at the gimmickry of it all. Associate Dan Aykroyd with it and put it in a cool bottle and charge 3 times as much as it should have cost

I can buy vodka I like better than it for less than half the price. It comes in a boring-ass bottle, but I try not to buy booze just for the bottle. (Yeah, I said ass-bottle).
 
2013-03-17 05:45:07 AM  

Happy Hours: Yeah, I said ass-bottle


I think it goes without saying that no one should GIS ass-bottle.
 
2013-03-17 06:47:31 AM  
Here I am thinking that the older the ice is, the less pure it is.
 
2013-03-17 06:57:22 AM  

vossiewulf: Happy Hours: Yeah, I said ass-bottle

I think it goes without saying that no one should GIS ass-bottle.


goddamnitsomuch I wish I had read that first
 
2013-03-17 07:52:04 AM  
People are farking suckers. It's really old and pure water, but wait...stay with me for a minute. We turn it into vodka!

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2013-03-17 07:54:16 AM  
Waitress!

My vodka martini has dinosaur fleas in it...
 
2013-03-17 08:01:14 AM  
Again
 
2013-03-17 08:05:43 AM  
Because PT Barnum is no longer living and there are suckers who need service.
 
2013-03-17 08:08:02 AM  
"Fu-ti-can... It's Japanese. You wouldn't know it. It's in the Japanese character to do this sort of thing. They build these special ships... and sail them to the farthest navigable extremes... and look for the bluest iceberg they can find... and they tow it back. And one is able to drink something... that was last in liquid form about 30,000 years ago. Expensively clean."
"What does it taste like?"
"Like water."
 
2013-03-17 08:13:06 AM  
Just because it's old doesn't mean it's clean...  There's all kinds of crap in glacial ice that I wouldn't want to drink.
 
2013-03-17 08:16:24 AM  
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Scott, Scott! You will go to the Chugach System. There, you will find H2O-da.
 
2013-03-17 08:18:34 AM  
I think i saw an x files episode about something similar...

/ not a good idea
// this won't turn out well...
 
2013-03-17 08:21:17 AM  
Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.
 
2013-03-17 08:28:13 AM  

Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.


Yep. Ice is ice is ice is ice. Unless your looking for specific impurities it doesn't matter. But why let reason get between magical thinkers and the people willing to take their money?
 
2013-03-17 08:32:11 AM  

Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.


it's the impurities that give it character and a unique taste.

same reason i stay away from 99 bajillion eleventy!!! times distilled vodka -> damned close to industrial or medical grade ethanol and water solution
 
2013-03-17 08:33:30 AM  
if you are distilling it anyways it doesn't matter, facepalm.

Well a fool and his money are soon parted. This way to see the great egress.
 
2013-03-17 08:35:30 AM  
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2013-03-17 08:36:09 AM  
Alaska trifecta in play?
 
2013-03-17 08:36:58 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Yep. Ice is ice is ice is ice. Unless your looking for specific impurities it doesn't matter. But why let reason get between magical thinkers and the people willing to take their money?


Oldiron_79: if you are distilling it anyways it doesn't matter, facepalm.

Well a fool and his money are soon parted. This way to see the great egress.


You're both under the assumption that the consumers don't realize it's a load of crap to spend that much for a bottle of water.  They understand fully well that there is no added benefit, health or taste, to drinking that kind of water.  The point is that it's expensive and thus a status symbol.

Which makes it that much worse.
 
2013-03-17 08:37:08 AM  
So what !  I am pulling up water from subterranean cavities deep with the earth.
 
2013-03-17 08:42:59 AM  
If we find water on Mars and someone makes vodka out of it, I'm going to shoot myself in the head.
 
2013-03-17 08:45:10 AM  
Writer David Kushner confesses he can't taste the difference between the melted Chugach glacier ice the Valley distillery uses and his water back home in the New York area.

Seems like a waste of time, then. If you're going to go through through all that trouble to obtain a special ingredient, then it should noticeably improve the taste of your product. (Like saffron)
 
2013-03-17 09:00:52 AM  
I only drink hooch distilled using unicorn urine.
 
2013-03-17 09:05:23 AM  
The really funny thing is that there are folks that must think vodak can taste like something other than rubbing alcohol.

/bourbon drinker
 
2013-03-17 09:08:32 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: I only drink hooch distilled using unicorn urine.


For the fuel to heat it, or what?
 
2013-03-17 09:15:47 AM  

Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.


Almost as if atoms don't have an age.
 
2013-03-17 09:24:37 AM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

/Hotlinked & chock full of heady goodness
 
2013-03-17 09:48:53 AM  

Oldiron_79: if you are distilling it anyways it doesn't matter, facepalm.

Well a fool and his money are soon parted. This way to see the great egress.


If you read the article that the story here links to, they don't actually distill the iceberg water. They make 190 proof hooch and then water it down with the icebergs.

So it's not exactly as stupid as that at least
 
2013-03-17 09:54:47 AM  

NutWrench: Writer David Kushner confesses he can't taste the difference between the melted Chugach glacier ice the Valley distillery uses and his water back home in the New York area.

Seems like a waste of time, then. If you're going to go through through all that trouble to obtain a special ingredient, then it should noticeably improve the taste of your product. (Like saffron)


THIS!  I'm thinking the guy has a horrible pallet, because I can taste the difference between water from Canton Ohio, Austin, Texas, Denver Colorado, Estes Park Colorado, and Allenspark Colorado, AND have drank glacial water right off the Davidson Glacer in Haines Alaska.

Austin is the worst of the bunch.

If that guy can't tell the difference from NYC water Alaska Glacial... he's got no business in the biz.

..and I think distilling it makes the whole thing a moot point anyway.
 
2013-03-17 10:05:54 AM  
Lance Uppercut: Ed Grubermann: Yep. Ice is ice is ice is ice. Unless your looking for specific impurities it doesn't matter. But why let reason get between magical thinkers and the people willing to take their money?

Oldiron_79: if you are distilling it anyways it doesn't matter, facepalm.

Well a fool and his money are soon parted. This way to see the great egress.

You're both under the assumption that the consumers don't realize it's a load of crap to spend that much for a bottle of water.  They understand fully well that there is no added benefit, health or taste, to drinking that kind of water.  The point is that it's expensive and thus a status symbol.

Which makes it that much worse.


Eat the rich
 
2013-03-17 10:09:50 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.

Almost as if atoms don't have an age.


Age is an illusion. It's very similar to lunch-time.
 
2013-03-17 10:29:41 AM  
Distilled water just doesn't have that ancient mammoth piss tanginess.
 
2013-03-17 10:30:25 AM  
I buy the cheapest vodak possible and run it through a Brita filter a couple of times.
 
2013-03-17 10:33:30 AM  
What the article doesn't mention is who licenses him, and whether you really need a license to wrangle icebergs.

Googling "iceberg wrangling" doesn't mention anything about icebergs, but it brings up stories about guys that keep icebergs from hitting oil platforms.
That sounds like hard, dangerous work.
 
2013-03-17 10:34:15 AM  
Gaaaaaaaaatorade
 
2013-03-17 10:38:01 AM  

Krieghund: Googling "iceberg wrangling" doesn't mention anything about icebergs licenses,


FTFM

/coffee incoming
 
2013-03-17 10:38:50 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Quantum Apostrophe: Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.

Almost as if atoms don't have an age.

Age is an illusion.


Eh. Tell it to my middle-aged brain that's like a bowl of stale oatmeal compared to the Cray it was in my 20s. Or my weak, slow and fat body.
 
2013-03-17 10:47:32 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: StoPPeRmobile: Quantum Apostrophe: Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.

Almost as if atoms don't have an age.

Age is an illusion.

Eh. Tell it to my middle-aged brain that's like a bowl of stale oatmeal compared to the Cray it was in my 20s. Or my weak, slow and fat body.




Pick up an instrument.
 
2013-03-17 10:51:03 AM  

kevinboehm: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's clean...  There's all kinds of crap in glacial ice that I wouldn't want to drink.


Yep.

www.polarlife.ca

Foreign coins, for example.
 
2013-03-17 10:52:03 AM  

Krieghund: Krieghund: Googling "iceberg wrangling" doesn't mention anything about icebergs licenses,

FTFM

/coffee incoming


The linked article in the story and that I put in thread above lays it all out.

Need a permit to take 20 tons or more from a single source, permit runs ya 500 bucks
 
2013-03-17 11:04:43 AM  
Anyone who's seen The Thing or Dr. Who should know that ultimately this won't end well. Leave deep frozen things be.
 
2013-03-17 11:04:58 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.

Almost as if atoms don't have an age.


Yea but freshly distilled water ice doesn't have that blue that the old "pure" iceburgs have.  It tastes better because of the blue. Which makes it pure.  ...And the cheque is in the mail. That bridge, let me sell it to you....
 
2013-03-17 11:09:53 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Pick up an instrument.


I already did. Twice. Oh, you mean musical?
 
2013-03-17 11:20:03 AM  
CSB:
Was sailing with the family around Newfoundland, and my uncle rowed over to a passing iceberg and brought back fancy glacier ice that went into the scotch.  Very good times.
/CSB
 
2013-03-17 11:27:26 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: StoPPeRmobile: Pick up an instrument.

I already did. Twice. Oh, you mean musical?


Yep. ;)
 
2013-03-17 01:02:00 PM  
glacial ice is generally filthy.
 
2013-03-17 01:49:49 PM  
Just put ice cubes into some liquid nitrogen. You won't find anything colder than that.
 
2013-03-17 02:14:37 PM  
There's only one man in all of Alaska licensed to capture glacier ice?  When we took the 26 Glacier Cruise the crew went "ice fishing" and rounded up about 50 lbs of ice out of the water and put it in our drinks.  Yeah, I know it's just frozen water and all water is billions of years old, but it's amazing when you think you're drinking water that was stuck in ice for the past fifteen thousand years.
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-17 02:54:20 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: I buy the cheapest vodak possible and run it through a Brita filter a couple of times.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-03-17 03:10:41 PM  

Alonjar: Scientifically speaking, there is absolutely no difference between "old" and "new" water.  Just use farking distilled water, its the purest you're going to get.


Came here to say this. Pure bullshiat gimmick.
 
2013-03-17 03:11:30 PM  

bratface: Billy Bathsalt: I buy the cheapest vodak possible and run it through a Brita filter a couple of times.

Came here to say this.


After accounting for the price of the contraption and filters, Smirnoff is barely more.
 
2013-03-17 03:21:12 PM  
Just because it's old doesn't mean it's clean...  There's all kinds of crap in glacial ice that I wouldn't want to drink.

THIS
The longer it has been laying around, the more likely it is that something is in it that you don't want to drink.

Yea but freshly distilled water ice doesn't have that blue that the old "pure" iceburgs have.  It tastes better because of the blue. Which makes it pure.  ...And the cheque is in the mail. That bridge, let me sell it to you....

 WOW! The water in my toilet must be REALLY pure then, cause the cleaner makes the water really blue!

/people are morans
 
2013-03-17 03:41:33 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's clean...  There's all kinds of crap in glacial ice that I wouldn't want to drink.

THIS
The longer it has been laying around, the more likely it is that something is in it that you don't want to drink.

Yea but freshly distilled water ice doesn't have that blue that the old "pure" iceburgs have.  It tastes better because of the blue. Which makes it pure.  ...And the cheque is in the mail. That bridge, let me sell it to you....

 WOW! The water in my toilet must be REALLY pure then, cause the cleaner makes the water really blue!

/people are morans


No shiat. What car do you drive?
 
2013-03-17 03:44:37 PM  
The polar ice-caps are NOT melting, they are being harvested.

glacierwater.com
 
2013-03-17 03:50:47 PM  
FTFA: "Harvested glacier ice chunks begin the journey back to Alaska Distillery's plant in Wasilla."

At last something good has come out of Wasilla Alaska.

///John McCain helped something or someone came out of Wasilla Alaska in 2008, and that something towed an oil tanker load full of herp and derp that poisoned American minds for many years
 
2013-03-17 03:54:30 PM  

CoysOdie: The polar ice-caps are NOT melting, they are being harvested.

[glacierwater.com image 850x340]




I don't get how driving to a machine, carrying all that weight, is "helping the environment."
 
2013-03-17 04:07:04 PM  

Lance Uppercut: Ed Grubermann: Yep. Ice is ice is ice is ice. Unless your looking for specific impurities it doesn't matter. But why let reason get between magical thinkers and the people willing to take their money?

Oldiron_79: if you are distilling it anyways it doesn't matter, facepalm.

Well a fool and his money are soon parted. This way to see the great egress.

You're both under the assumption that the consumers don't realize it's a load of crap to spend that much for a bottle of water.  They understand fully well that there is no added benefit, health or taste, to drinking that kind of water.  The point is that it's expensive and thus a status symbol.


You give them too much credit. I've met too many magical-thinking cretins who would swear on a stack of Bibles that the source of the water makes a huge difference in taste.
 
2013-03-17 04:36:35 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's clean...  There's all kinds of crap in glacial ice that I wouldn't want to drink.

THIS
The longer it has been laying around, the more likely it is that something is in it that you don't want to drink.

Yea but freshly distilled water ice doesn't have that blue that the old "pure" iceburgs have.  It tastes better because of the blue. Which makes it pure.  ...And the cheque is in the mail. That bridge, let me sell it to you....

 WOW! The water in my toilet must be REALLY pure then, cause the cleaner makes the water really blue!

/people are morans


So are people that quote without reading the whole quote.
/You gonna buy that bridge now or what?
 
2013-03-17 05:41:16 PM  

Ed Grubermann:
You give them too much credit. I've met too many magical-thinking cretins who would swear on a stack of Bibles that the source of the water makes a huge difference in taste.


1.bp.blogspot.com

/Why is it ok to be racist towards the Minoans?
 
2013-03-17 06:12:45 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Lance Uppercut: Ed Grubermann: Yep. Ice is ice is ice is ice. Unless your looking for specific impurities it doesn't matter. But why let reason get between magical thinkers and the people willing to take their money?

Oldiron_79: if you are distilling it anyways it doesn't matter, facepalm.

Well a fool and his money are soon parted. This way to see the great egress.

You're both under the assumption that the consumers don't realize it's a load of crap to spend that much for a bottle of water.  They understand fully well that there is no added benefit, health or taste, to drinking that kind of water.  The point is that it's expensive and thus a status symbol.

You give them too much credit. I've met too many magical-thinking cretins who would swear on a stack of Bibles that the source of the water makes a huge difference in taste.


To vodka, that'd be a good trick, to beer, or umm bottled water, the water source can change it dramatically, but it's not about the purity, it's about the impurities. Pure water, filtered, manufactured, reverse osmosed, is pure water. Water from different (usually) ground sources does actually taste different, because of the nature of the environment it was found in and the dissolved minerals from that environment.  Once you distill it, or filter the fark out of it, (take all the impurities (and flavour) out of it) you got actually pure (note the lack of quotes that time NRS) flavourless H2O.
 
2013-03-18 03:36:16 AM  

bratface: Billy Bathsalt: I buy the cheapest vodak possible and run it through a Brita filter a couple of times.

Came here to say this.


That sounds like a good idea, If I were still in my 20's and mixing my liqour with juice.But seriously, that is a good idea.
 
2013-03-18 11:30:57 AM  
Iceberg Vodka has been doing this for years, it's very good for the price.
 
2013-03-18 03:32:49 PM  
Is he marketing to Homeopathic believers or what?

marketing, marketing, marketing...

/vodka sucks
 
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