BarkingUnicorn: "Lying down is normal, but staying on their side for prolonged periods can put pressure on their internal organs, causing labored breathing and reducing circulation throughout the body."Just as humans should not lie down for prolonged periods.
wademh: Prehensile penis. What more needs to be said?
Snubnose: Molari had a prehensile penis on Babylon 5. So come back as a Centairi if that is your thing. I believe he wound it around his waist when not needed. Centauri women were either delightful or full out biatches. No middle ground. Carry on....
Uncle Tractor: wademh: Prehensile penis. What more needs to be said?"Internal testicles," that's what. Hell, I like it so much I'll say it again:INTERNAL TESTICLESElephant testicles are located near the kidneys (NSF prudes). There isn't a man out there who wouldn't want that. The prehensile penis is just an additional perk.Having to go through life with my balls dangling out front is all the proof I need that there is no all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving god. When it comes to reproductive organs, men should envy elephants and women should envy kangaroos.
MrHappyRotter: I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Oh, I thought it was going to be about elephant tits. Elephants like humans have breasts high on the chest, as opposed to animals like cows with their breasts in their crotch.
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