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2013-03-17 06:36:58 AM  
I thought elephants couldn't safely lie down.. but I guess he's still small enough.
 
2013-03-17 07:30:02 AM  
Prehensile penis. What more needs to be said?
 
2013-03-17 07:30:25 AM  
"Lying down is normal, but staying on their side for prolonged periods can put pressure on their internal organs, causing labored breathing and reducing circulation throughout the body."

Just as humans should not lie down for prolonged periods.
 
2013-03-17 07:41:40 AM  
Cute.

Whenever I see a dog rolling around like that on the grass or the sand, I'm actually envious. I will never experience such ecstasy from something so mundane.
 
2013-03-17 07:47:44 AM  
Why don't you have a seat over there?
 
2013-03-17 07:48:55 AM  
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2013-03-17 07:54:13 AM  
Mom?
 
2013-03-17 08:19:00 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: "Lying down is normal, but staying on their side for prolonged periods can put pressure on their internal organs, causing labored breathing and reducing circulation throughout the body."

Just as humans should not lie down for prolonged periods.


psh! psh i say!
 
2013-03-17 08:34:17 AM  

wademh: Prehensile penis. What more needs to be said?


"Internal testicles," that's what. Hell, I like it so much I'll say it again:


INTERNAL TESTICLES

Elephant testicles are located near the kidneys (NSF prudes). There isn't a man out there who wouldn't want that. The prehensile penis is just an additional perk.

Having to go through life with my balls dangling out front is all the proof I need that there is no all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving god. When it comes to reproductive organs, men should envy elephants and women should envy kangaroos.
 
2013-03-17 08:46:06 AM  
Molari had a prehensile penis on Babylon 5. So come back as a Centairi if that is your thing. I believe he wound it around his waist when not needed. Centauri women were either delightful or full out biatches. No middle ground. Carry on....
 
2013-03-17 08:52:11 AM  

Snubnose: Molari had a prehensile penis on Babylon 5. So come back as a Centairi if that is your thing. I believe he wound it around his waist when not needed. Centauri women were either delightful or full out biatches. No middle ground. Carry on....


Centauri have SIX of them..  also, Centauri women have 6 openings, in their lower back, 3 on either side of their spine.
 
2013-03-17 09:27:20 AM  
Where the sun (usually) don't shine: The Sun is there.
 
2013-03-17 10:07:26 AM  

Uncle Tractor: wademh: Prehensile penis. What more needs to be said?

"Internal testicles," that's what. Hell, I like it so much I'll say it again:


INTERNAL TESTICLES
Elephant testicles are located near the kidneys (NSF prudes). There isn't a man out there who wouldn't want that. The prehensile penis is just an additional perk.

Having to go through life with my balls dangling out front is all the proof I need that there is no all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving god. When it comes to reproductive organs, men should envy elephants and women should envy kangaroos.


External testicles are the best argument against "Intelligent Design" .
 
2013-03-17 10:11:56 AM  
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
 
2013-03-17 10:17:39 AM  
 
2013-03-17 10:27:31 AM  
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2013-03-17 11:02:07 AM  

MrHappyRotter: I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.


How he got in your pajamas I'll never know.
 
2013-03-17 11:14:37 AM  
Elephant child porn!

/got nothing
 
2013-03-17 11:14:48 AM  

Oh, I thought it was going to be about elephant tits. Elephants like humans have breasts high on the chest, as opposed to animals like cows with their breasts in their crotch.


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2013-03-17 11:33:25 AM  
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Did somebody say "sexy elephant"?
 
2013-03-17 11:39:11 PM  
I'd like to make a female elephant cum.  Their clits must be huge.
 
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