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(Yahoo)   WILL there be fighting in the daytime? WILL Jeff Gordon not fake it this time and take a random car salesman around Bristol for 500 laps? WILL anybody be sober? Its YOUR Food City 500 thread. Coverage begins 12:30 PM ET on Fox   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 407
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2013-03-17 09:18:06 AM
That will work, I couldn't come up with a good "Will?/Will?" scenario for a headline, so I didn't submit one. Not too much news in the off-week.

F1's gonna be on the same time on NBCSN. A cure for boredom & commercials for sure.

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2013-03-17 11:54:13 AM

DanZero: That will work, I couldn't come up with a good "Will?/Will?" scenario for a headline, so I didn't submit one. Not too much news in the off-week.

F1's gonna be on the same time on NBCSN. A cure for boredom & commercials for sure.

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The F1 race was pretty good. I stayed up until 3:30 watching it. I'll probably watch it again if Bristol turns out to be as boring as the other 3. But then again, it's Bristol. Can the G6 even borify Bristol?
 
2013-03-17 12:24:02 PM

cameroncrazy1984: DanZero: That will work, I couldn't come up with a good "Will?/Will?" scenario for a headline, so I didn't submit one. Not too much news in the off-week.

F1's gonna be on the same time on NBCSN. A cure for boredom & commercials for sure.

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The F1 race was pretty good. I stayed up until 3:30 watching it. I'll probably watch it again if Bristol turns out to be as boring as the other 3. But then again, it's Bristol. Can the G6 even borify Bristol?


Not based on what I saw yesterday. Still hard to pass the leader but they were figuring it out in the Nationwide race yesterday. KyBu did not have the best car at the end of the race but his skill held off the rookie Kyle Larson by a fender length. I hope KyBu does the same thing today - this is a track he can kill it at.
 
2013-03-17 12:34:25 PM
Yay Bristol!
 
2013-03-17 12:35:23 PM
When is the actual time for us who like to deal in that sort of thing?
 
2013-03-17 12:37:07 PM
Nevermind, Nascarcasm has it reported as 1:13
 
2013-03-17 12:37:57 PM
I haven't looked, but I assume Mark isn't running today?
 
2013-03-17 12:42:21 PM
Switched the Fantasy line-up a bit today. Still got Brad K & KyBu for 2 proven winners @ Bristol, but switched out Junior, Smoke & McDowell for Bowyer, Almirola, and *gulp* JPM.

/I feel dirty with that last pick
 
2013-03-17 12:43:47 PM

kteela: I haven't looked, but I assume Mark isn't running today?


Nope. I assume he was too good for the competition and they paid him off to sit this one out.
 
2013-03-17 12:43:51 PM

kteela: I haven't looked, but I assume Mark isn't running today?


Correct - Vickers is in the 55.

/GO KESELOWSKI!
 
2013-03-17 12:44:56 PM

ihopOVERpancakes: kteela: I haven't looked, but I assume Mark isn't running today?

Nope. I assume he was too good for the competition and they paid him off to sit this one out.


He hates this track.
 
2013-03-17 12:44:58 PM

my lip balm addiction: Switched the Fantasy line-up a bit today. Still got Brad K & KyBu for 2 proven winners @ Bristol, but switched out Junior, Smoke & McDowell for Bowyer, Almirola, and *gulp* JPM.

/I feel dirty with that last pick


Don't feel dirty, you are picking entertainment!
 
2013-03-17 12:49:33 PM

DanZero: Nevermind, Nascarcasm has it reported as 1:13


One of the few reasons I ever go to Yahoo Sports  is that their schedule actually shows green flag times.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/schedule

Sportsline used to have the same thing, but this year Sportsline just links to the NASCAR web site which I can't stand and won't use.
 
2013-03-17 12:53:44 PM
This could get interesting, depending on how the cars handle this track... hopefully, it's not as boring as the last three races (I have no hopes on the commercials front).
 
2013-03-17 12:54:56 PM

clear_prop: my lip balm addiction: Switched the Fantasy line-up a bit today. Still got Brad K & KyBu for 2 proven winners @ Bristol, but switched out Junior, Smoke & McDowell for Bowyer, Almirola, and *gulp* JPM.

/I feel dirty with that last pick

Don't feel dirty, you are picking entertainment!


There's no rain in New England this weekend, is there?
 
2013-03-17 12:55:08 PM

Foaming: DanZero: Nevermind, Nascarcasm has it reported as 1:13

One of the few reasons I ever go to Yahoo Sports  is that their schedule actually shows green flag times.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/schedule

Sportsline used to have the same thing, but this year Sportsline just links to the NASCAR web site which I can't stand and won't use.


Good to know!
 
2013-03-17 12:56:53 PM

cameroncrazy1984: clear_prop: my lip balm addiction: Switched the Fantasy line-up a bit today. Still got Brad K & KyBu for 2 proven winners @ Bristol, but switched out Junior, Smoke & McDowell for Bowyer, Almirola, and *gulp* JPM.

/I feel dirty with that last pick

Don't feel dirty, you are picking entertainment!

There's no rain in New England this weekend, is there?


Wait, why did I think Bristol, CT?

I need to watch less ESPN.
 
2013-03-17 12:56:54 PM

clear_prop: my lip balm addiction: Switched the Fantasy line-up a bit today. Still got Brad K & KyBu for 2 proven winners @ Bristol, but switched out Junior, Smoke & McDowell for Bowyer, Almirola, and *gulp* JPM.

/I feel dirty with that last pick

Don't feel dirty, you are picking entertainment!


In a way yeah. Bristol is like a big roulette wheel and JPM is like the silver ball banging against everybody trying to find the right spot to finally come to rest. Maybe today it'll be the winners circle and I can cash out while he's on top. If not, I have KyBu and BK to do my damage today.
 
2013-03-17 12:57:51 PM
Thank you, Jesus, for providing us with today's sponsor!

This was actually part of someone's prayer to the heavens.
 
2013-03-17 12:57:54 PM
Hi all.  Gonna be a good day for racing and baking.  Gonna try to knock out 8 cakes today.

/OMG the National Anthem is sucking.
 
2013-03-17 12:58:52 PM

cameroncrazy1984: cameroncrazy1984: clear_prop: my lip balm addiction: Switched the Fantasy line-up a bit today. Still got Brad K & KyBu for 2 proven winners @ Bristol, but switched out Junior, Smoke & McDowell for Bowyer, Almirola, and *gulp* JPM.

/I feel dirty with that last pick

Don't feel dirty, you are picking entertainment!

There's no rain in New England this weekend, is there?

Wait, why did I think Bristol, CT?

I need to watch less ESPN.


Bristol is NC right? With your handle, you should know that better than this Seattleite.  :)
 
2013-03-17 12:59:29 PM

my lip balm addiction: cameroncrazy1984: cameroncrazy1984: clear_prop: my lip balm addiction: Switched the Fantasy line-up a bit today. Still got Brad K & KyBu for 2 proven winners @ Bristol, but switched out Junior, Smoke & McDowell for Bowyer, Almirola, and *gulp* JPM.

/I feel dirty with that last pick

Don't feel dirty, you are picking entertainment!

There's no rain in New England this weekend, is there?

Wait, why did I think Bristol, CT?

I need to watch less ESPN.

Bristol is NC right? With your handle, you should know that better than this Seattleite.  :)


Tennessee, actually. And I even have friends that live down there!
 
2013-03-17 12:59:30 PM
I loves me some Bristol!  Go fantasy team!
 
2013-03-17 01:00:02 PM

catastrophe averted: Hi all.  Gonna be a good day for racing and baking.  Gonna try to knock out 8 cakes today.

/OMG the National Anthem is sucking.


It is a good day for racing and baking but I don't think we have the same type of baking in mind.  ;)

/Rick Simpson's Oil to the rescue!
 
2013-03-17 01:03:45 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Bristol time! It's #StPatricksDay, so whose luck...damn, used up all pertinent "luck" metaphors last week in Vegas.
 
2013-03-17 01:04:27 PM
A bird just flew in and out of my apartment. My cat is useless.

There's no way Bristol can suck as much as the rest of the season is there?
 
2013-03-17 01:06:12 PM
Is it just me, or are there a ton of empty seats at Bristol?
 
2013-03-17 01:07:30 PM
And here comes the part where we pretend Bristol is not capable of resulting in a boring day.
 
2013-03-17 01:07:44 PM

KarlMaldensNose: Is it just me, or are there a ton of empty seats at Bristol?


And also in this thread.

/you know
//if it had seats
 
2013-03-17 01:08:15 PM
We Want More!
 
2013-03-17 01:08:23 PM
Is it sacrilegious to drink Molson on St. Patrick's Day during a NASCAR race?
 
2013-03-17 01:09:01 PM
Need an early bday present!

Go 88, 20, 56, and 17...in that order!
 
2013-03-17 01:10:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Is it sacrilegious to drink Molson on St. Patrick's Day during a NASCAR race?


That's a lot of rule violations, right there.  In honor of the day, I picked up a 6 pack of Harp.

Slainte!
 
2013-03-17 01:10:12 PM

crotchgrabber: A bird just flew in and out of my apartment. My cat is useless.

There's no way Bristol can suck as much as the rest of the season is there?


So far the Nationwide races have been more entertaining. If they can figure out how to get by the leader, it can be a decent race. There will certainly be more wrecks, even if just from blown tires.
 
2013-03-17 01:10:50 PM
"Where the first race was run in front of a capacity crowd of 8,000"

Also the same number of people who are there today, Mike.
 
2013-03-17 01:11:26 PM

catastrophe averted: cameroncrazy1984: Is it sacrilegious to drink Molson on St. Patrick's Day during a NASCAR race?

That's a lot of rule violations, right there.  In honor of the day, I picked up a 6 pack of Harp.

Slainte!


Eh, I'm of English descent three generations back. I don't feel right drinking Irish beer.
 
2013-03-17 01:12:36 PM
And yes, two of you just got gifted TF, my way of paying some gifts of TF that I got forward :)
 
2013-03-17 01:12:44 PM
Meanwhile, Danica starts back in the 40's. That's going to be an ugly day. You get lapped fast here.
 
2013-03-17 01:13:24 PM

KarlMaldensNose: Is it just me, or are there a ton of empty seats at Bristol?


If the weather in Bristol is the same as it is here (NE Ark) then the weather is crap.

/Don't have video up yet on the TV, so don't know
 
2013-03-17 01:13:38 PM

Gosling: Meanwhile, Danica starts back in the 40's. That's going to be an ugly day. You get lapped fast here.


Drinking game. Do one shot each for the number of laps Danica is down by the 25th lap.
 
2013-03-17 01:14:08 PM

ClavellBCMI: And yes, two of you just got gifted TF, my way of paying some gifts of TF that I got forward :)


You are farking awesome! You just wasted the next month of my life!
 
2013-03-17 01:14:12 PM
BOOGITY3
 
2013-03-17 01:14:15 PM
GREEN GREEN GREEN, GO GO GO!
 
2013-03-17 01:14:16 PM

Gosling: Meanwhile, Danica starts back in the 40's. That's going to be an ugly day. You get lapped fast here.


Aside from Daytona, she is qualifying badly so far this year, and her pit stops haven't been much better, and BOOGITY X 3!
 
2013-03-17 01:14:22 PM
boogitized
 
2013-03-17 01:14:53 PM

ClavellBCMI: And yes, two of you just got gifted TF, my way of paying some gifts of TF that I got forward :)


Cool - always fun to do that.  :)
 
2013-03-17 01:15:27 PM
Let's go racing boys, because Danica is at the back of the pack and doesn't matter
 
2013-03-17 01:16:03 PM
I'll never forget Ward Burton throwing his heat shields at Junior's car during a Bristol night race. That was just funny!
 
2013-03-17 01:16:49 PM
And Stewart blows a tier and goes for a spin.
 
2013-03-17 01:16:50 PM
Smoked!
 
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