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(SeattlePI)   PETA sends topless green chicks to urge Seattleites to go Vegan, turn their sprouts into jolly Green Giants   ( divider line
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2013-03-17 07:12:04 AM  
8 votes:
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food?
2013-03-17 09:45:13 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-03-17 03:19:46 AM  
4 votes:
"man! this steak tastes great!"

"Hey bob...what's that? is that....It's a naked green chick!"

"it sure is. what's that sign say? 'go vegan'?"

"yup. go vegan"

*throws steak on the ground* "Enough animal carcass fro me! Lets go get a salad with an olive oil vinaigrette!"

"you got it dude. arugula and chickpeas here I come!"
2013-03-17 09:18:11 AM  
3 votes:
Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.
2013-03-17 02:21:06 AM  
3 votes:
Using naked women to convince me to stop eating meat doesn't work, just gives me another craving..
2013-03-17 09:25:16 AM  
2 votes:
Wow... PETA protesting in Seattle.  Way to go out on a limb there, folks.  Way to get out of your comfort zone.

Wanna convert someone?  How about protesting someplace where half the population isn't already a card-carrying member and the other half just doesn't give a shiat.

Show up in Fort Worth, or someplace similar, and I'll at least start to believe you're anything more than a bunch of attention whores.

//Jolly Green Whores
2013-03-17 04:46:22 PM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?
2013-03-17 01:31:03 PM  
1 vote:

Z-clipped: ladyfortuna: It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...

You eat winter veggies in the winter, and summer veggies in the summer.  How hard is that?  Join a CSA.  Just be ready to eat the shiat out of some kale and cabbage.

Know who ELSE joined a CSA?

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2013-03-17 11:26:45 AM  
1 vote:
Boobs are fantastic and all - but I can't live on them. After about 12 hours I will want food, and unless you are offering up your boobs as a snack... GTFO

I was tricked once into going to a vegan restaurant - (in Fort Worth TX no less) and the place was creepy.  It's just like you would expect, hippy women all over the place, looking just plain nasty. As in, unshowered, un shaved, probably over some fear a rat wouldn't have any water to drink.

The food was terrible - pretty much everything was a gay version of normal delicious food. The "hamburger" there was just plain bad. I thought to myself, well Ketchup can fix a lot of things.... even their ketchup was some organic fake version of ketchup. Their version was almost BROWN and tasted like ass.

Humans have sharp pointy teeth for a reason -- I'm not going to go against evolution just because of some boobs, besides, I can see those 1) on the internet for free or 2) in a strip club. (added bonus of having them shoved in my face for $1)

If a group of people has to resort to sex appeal to "win an argument" then the basic principle of their case must be pretty farking weak.

Besides - anyone ever known a steak to talk back to you? Spend your money?   And really, has anyone ever known a steak to not be delicious and pleasing - unlike women most of the time.

I'll choose steak over a whining complaining woman any day.
2013-03-17 11:25:49 AM  
1 vote:
So how long did it take for the Westlake Park hobos and homeless kids to start sexually harassing them?
2013-03-17 10:54:30 AM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't bottomless green chicks be more likely to influence eating habits?
2013-03-17 09:41:59 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't PETA an acronym for People Eating Tasty Animals?
2013-03-17 09:32:46 AM  
1 vote:
Vegan...ancient Native American word for "bad hunter."
2013-03-17 09:32:10 AM  
1 vote:
Can you not hear the lamentations of the legumes?
The wailing of the watercress?
How many alfalfa sprouts, slick with rainwater,
Must perish before we recognize their cries.
Our vegetable friends have feelings, too,
Are their lives worh ours?
No, i say, no.
Follow me on the true path of starvation
Salvation will come only when the last radish
Does not unnecessarily suffer our greed.
2013-03-17 09:27:59 AM  
1 vote:

Ikahoshi: Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.

Tohni Blower

Heh heh.
2013-03-17 09:14:45 AM  
1 vote:
I'm convinced. Rinse all three in cool water and bring them to my tent.
2013-03-17 02:23:32 AM  
1 vote:
Ho ho ho.
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