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2013-03-17 11:25:49 AM  
So how long did it take for the Westlake Park hobos and homeless kids to start sexually harassing them?
 
2013-03-17 11:26:01 AM  
So PETA is fine with human exploitation.

/speciests, just another form of bigotry.
 
2013-03-17 11:26:45 AM  
Boobs are fantastic and all - but I can't live on them. After about 12 hours I will want food, and unless you are offering up your boobs as a snack... GTFO

I was tricked once into going to a vegan restaurant - (in Fort Worth TX no less) and the place was creepy.  It's just like you would expect, hippy women all over the place, looking just plain nasty. As in, unshowered, un shaved, probably over some fear a rat wouldn't have any water to drink.

The food was terrible - pretty much everything was a gay version of normal delicious food. The "hamburger" there was just plain bad. I thought to myself, well Ketchup can fix a lot of things.... even their ketchup was some organic fake version of ketchup. Their version was almost BROWN and tasted like ass.

Humans have sharp pointy teeth for a reason -- I'm not going to go against evolution just because of some boobs, besides, I can see those 1) on the internet for free or 2) in a strip club. (added bonus of having them shoved in my face for $1)

If a group of people has to resort to sex appeal to "win an argument" then the basic principle of their case must be pretty farking weak.

Besides - anyone ever known a steak to talk back to you? Spend your money?   And really, has anyone ever known a steak to not be delicious and pleasing - unlike women most of the time.

I'll choose steak over a whining complaining woman any day.
 
2013-03-17 11:28:16 AM  

Mercury: ladyfortuna: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).

Phinney or Innerbay location? I'm by both.
Pimping out Red Mill: http://www.redmillburgers.com/


"Interbay." Jesus Christ. Enjoy your wood bark-like bacon.
 
2013-03-17 11:29:22 AM  

jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist want you to be vegan too"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"


FTFReality
 
2013-03-17 11:44:08 AM  

ladyfortuna: It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...


You eat winter veggies in the winter, and summer veggies in the summer.  How hard is that?  Join a CSA.  Just be ready to eat the shiat out of some kale and cabbage.
 
2013-03-17 12:03:19 PM  

SquiggsIN: Badgers: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

that's pretty close to NSFW FYI


Compared to the Orion Slave Girl picture posted?

/Bacon beats green
 
2013-03-17 12:07:49 PM  

thermo: IntertubeUser: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

This!

The biggest downside about living in W. Seattle is that there's no Red Mill over here.

//I've heard good things about The Swinery.

Try Zippys..... http://zippysgiantburgers.com/


Ya beat me to it.
Zippy's good.
Red Mill, too.

/Eat a bag of Dick's
//no Dick's in West Seattle
///great fish 'n chip shop across the street from us, though.
 
2013-03-17 12:18:21 PM  
I am one of the few who will not complain about hot women getting naked and painting themselves green in public.

Not gonna happen.
 
2013-03-17 12:48:17 PM  

bmihura: I am one of the few who will not complain about hot women getting naked and painting themselves green in public.

Not gonna happen.


I clicked at "topless" and am sorely disappointed.

And they didn't paint themselves green in public, they painted themselves green and then went out into a public place covering up the best part of this whole damn silly story!
 
2013-03-17 01:06:59 PM  

BitwiseShift: Everything matched except the green high heels.  Why high heels?


Why are they wearing Speedos? And why are the trees blue?
 
2013-03-17 01:31:03 PM  

Z-clipped: ladyfortuna: It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...

You eat winter veggies in the winter, and summer veggies in the summer.  How hard is that?  Join a CSA.  Just be ready to eat the shiat out of some kale and cabbage.



Know who ELSE joined a CSA?

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-17 01:34:45 PM  
... it didn't convert Captain Kirk, and it's not going to convert me.
 
2013-03-17 02:01:41 PM  
I'm an omnivore, but I would like to weigh in on vegan restaurants as I have eaten at many and often enjoyed it. If you're going to serve vegan food, don't do the fake meat thing.Fake meat offends me, it is a disgusting, pale imitation of food. There are plenty of great things you can make without serving me textured vegetable protein, that stuff gives me gas. Fake meat is bad, creative cooking is good. Own this idea.
 
2013-03-17 02:20:06 PM  
FloydA:
Know who ELSE joined a CSA?

[i105.photobucket.com image 402x402]

Yes!

rapidberry.net
 
2013-03-17 02:23:26 PM  
Works for me. Of course, I might have read/watched too much Batman in my formative years.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-17 02:59:48 PM  

doosh: Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?

No, it's bush. Untamed, 70's freaky style bush. Many chicks in the Pacific NW just haven't gotten the memo yet, unfortunately.


Hey douche, do you shave your bush?
 
2013-03-17 03:00:11 PM  
THAT'S IT. I'm going to Teddy's Bigger Burgers today.

Red Mill is fricking delicious. Paseo, Pacific Inn and Prost too. Bratwurst with curried ketchup sounds delicious right now too. 100% meat free, no animal products does not sound delicious.
 
2013-03-17 03:01:15 PM  
Portlandia
 
2013-03-17 04:19:24 PM  
I don't care how hot they are, if they try to come between me and my steak, they're getting shot in the face.
 
2013-03-17 04:46:22 PM  

jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"


No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?
 
2013-03-17 05:00:32 PM  
PETA are monsters.
 
2013-03-17 05:15:02 PM  
Hey green vegan chicks, for every day one of you bangs and/or blows me, I promise not to eat meat that day.

Any takers?
 
2013-03-17 05:17:25 PM  

downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?


I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with that.
 
2013-03-17 06:13:46 PM  

downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?


So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.
 
2013-03-17 06:44:17 PM  

jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?

So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.


Let's phrase that a little more honestly:

I have no problem with naked women; I actually applaud it.

I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.  No one can actually be stupid enough to believe your OP and response have any basis in honesty or logic.  So you win, you got a rise out of me.  But tomorrow I'll have forgotten all this and you'll still be a lying asshole.  Good luck with that.
 
2013-03-17 06:50:04 PM  

downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?

So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.

Let's phrase that a little more honestly:

I have no problem with naked women; I actually applaud it.

I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.  No one can actually be stupid enough to believe your OP and response have any basis in honesty or logic.  So you win, you got a rise out of me.  But tomorrow I'll have forgotten all this and you'll still be a lying asshole.  Good luck with that.


I won't be fat tomorrow.

And you will still feel guilty and defensive and angry at the mere mention of PETA.

Enjoy!
 
2013-03-17 06:57:24 PM  

jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?

So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.

Let's phrase that a little more honestly:

I have no problem with naked women; I actually applaud it.

I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.  No one can actually be stupid enough to believe your OP and response have any basis in honesty or logic.  So you win, you got a rise out of me.  But tomorrow I'll have forgotten all this and you'll still be a lying asshole.  Good luck with that.

I won't be fat tomorrow.

And you will still feel guilty and defensive and angry at the mere mention of PETA.

Enjoy!


Nope.  Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA.  If a supporter of the beef lobby, the catholic church, scientology or any other organization attempted as dishonest a characterization in a post as you did I'd call them out the same way.  Like many zealots who lack the intellect to argue a point on its merits you fall back on ad hominem and straw men.  In the end all you are is pathetic.
 
2013-03-17 07:16:07 PM  
So... as long as people eat meat, PETA will send topless women to try and tempt them away?

Bring on the bacon corned beef!

/remember, if you stop eating meat, PETA will stop protesting and all those topless girls will have to put clothes on.
 
2013-03-17 07:21:05 PM  

downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA


You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.
 
2013-03-17 07:33:16 PM  

jaytkay: downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA

You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.


Again, not sure if you are disingenuous or truly dumb. I have not objected to PETA. I objected to your dishonest characterization of the actions being discussed. English, do you comprehend it?
 
2013-03-17 08:07:47 PM  

downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA

You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.

Again, not sure if you are disingenuous or truly dumb. I have not objected to PETA. I objected to your dishonest characterization of the actions being discussed. English, do you comprehend it?


Your tenth post on a subject you don't give a damn about. Let's go for eleven!

TIA!!
 
2013-03-17 08:14:33 PM  
Meat is good. Nekkid chicks are even better!
 
2013-03-17 08:27:18 PM  

jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA

You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.

Again, not sure if you are disingenuous or truly dumb. I have not objected to PETA. I objected to your dishonest characterization of the actions being discussed. English, do you comprehend it?

Your tenth post on a subject you don't give a damn about. Let's go for eleven!

TIA!!


Again, casting aspersions on me has no bearing on what an ignorant twat your posts show you to be. I was drawn here by the nekkid girls, the rest of the posts are pointing out what a dumbass you are. I think my work here is done.
 
2013-03-17 08:59:18 PM  

Z-clipped: ladyfortuna: It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...

You eat winter veggies in the winter, and summer veggies in the summer.  How hard is that?  Join a CSA.  Just be ready to eat the shiat out of some kale and cabbage.


I try and try to like more kinds of vegetables but other than in certain forms/recipes, I start to feel ill when eating them. Also I have issues with repeating the same food over and over also so those certain recipes aren't something I can eat all the time either. I hate that I'm like this, since I don't consider myself all *that* picky, but I need variety or I get extremely cranky.

Cauliflower, if you need an example. I like it ONE way, roasted with garlic and lemon juice and a little olive oil, and goddamn I could never eat it more than twice a week if that... I think it's the smell...
 
2013-03-17 09:27:51 PM  

Man On A Mission: If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food?


yes, killing them is better.
 
2013-03-18 01:40:50 AM  
I'd hit 'em... and then go cook-up a post-sex steak.
 
2013-03-18 02:09:14 AM  

downtownkid: I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.


I don't think he's trolling... a lot of people around here DO have silly childish reactions to the very idea of vegans.  How many times have you seen someone say, "Well for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat THREE... nyah nyah"?  People see someone promoting veganism, and they act like vegans are trying to take the steak right off their plate.  And for every vegan who says "eating vegan is healthy", there are 5 armchair nutritionists crawling all over each other to be the first to "debunk" the claim.

I guess what I'm saying is, lighten up, Francis.

ladyfortuna: I hate that I'm like this, since I don't consider myself all *that* picky, but I need variety or I get extremely cranky.


LOL, no CSA for you then!  ; )

You kinda have to be OK with cooking and eating one or two veggies 10 different ways for a week or two at a time.  I understand... eating habits are tough to change.  It's still good to try things you've decided you don't like once in a while, though, because your taste buds do change a lot as you age.  I absolutely hated flavors like anise and bleu cheese when I was 18.  Now I'm 36, and I love them.

I love cauliflower and could eat it every day, but I understand about the smell.  It can be a little stinky sometimes.  If you're roasting it, tossing an aromatic in the pan like Marash pepper or rosemary will make it smell better so you don't get turned off before it hits your plate.  You can also put some sugar in the pan to add caramelization when it browns.  Toss in some raisins... Damn.  Now I'm hungry.
 
2013-03-18 03:42:37 AM  
Why would I go vegan? Science has already proven plants feel pain and are self-aware. Your moral high ground doesn't exist, vegetarian.
 
2013-03-18 12:28:49 PM  

WordsnCollision: [ca.eonline.com image 600x445]

/unimpressed


Came for this, leaving happy.  Carry on.
 
2013-03-18 07:29:39 PM  
The funny thing is, if our hominid ancestors hadn't begun eating more meat, they wouldn't have been able to grow larger brains, which allowed them to get more meat, which grew their brains more, which allowed them to domesticate animals and grow crops, which allowed us to form civilizations, which allowed us to become more and more intelligent, which eventually allowed people like PETA and their supporters to whine about and demonize people eating meat.
 
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