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2013-03-17 01:35:48 AM
allegedly topless but no boobies :(
 
2013-03-17 01:57:54 AM
They're holding their signs wrong.
 
2013-03-17 02:21:06 AM
Using naked women to convince me to stop eating meat doesn't work, just gives me another craving..
 
2013-03-17 02:23:32 AM
Ho ho ho.
 
2013-03-17 03:19:46 AM
"man! this steak tastes great!"

"Hey bob...what's that? is that....It's a naked green chick!"

"it sure is. what's that sign say? 'go vegan'?"

"yup. go vegan"

*throws steak on the ground* "Enough animal carcass fro me! Lets go get a salad with an olive oil vinaigrette!"

"you got it dude. arugula and chickpeas here I come!"
 
2013-03-17 06:57:51 AM

Alphax: Using naked women to convince me to stop eating meat doesn't work, just gives me another craving..


Something something eating veggies something something something?
 
2013-03-17 07:12:04 AM
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food?
 
2013-03-17 08:28:10 AM

log_jammin: "man! this steak tastes great!"

"Hey bob...what's that? is that....It's a naked green chick!"

"it sure is. what's that sign say? 'go vegan'?"

"yup. go vegan"

*throws steak on the ground* "Enough animal carcass fro me! Lets go get a salad with an olive oil vinaigrette!"

"you got it dude. arugula and chickpeas here I come!"


Well you did see their message. I wonder how many times this will work? I guess forever, I never get tired of naked women.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-17 08:29:45 AM
While it's true that makes me want to eat more vegies. I tend to crave tuna afterwards. Is tuna still OK?
 
2013-03-17 09:14:45 AM
I'm convinced. Rinse all three in cool water and bring them to my tent.
 
2013-03-17 09:16:05 AM
Ethics of a strip club pimp, how befitting peta.
 
2013-03-17 09:18:11 AM
Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.
 
2013-03-17 09:21:56 AM

Ikahoshi: Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.


They say that... But they don't really mean it
 
2013-03-17 09:23:33 AM
green hippie attention whores don't make me want to skip lunch
 
2013-03-17 09:24:03 AM
Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?
 
2013-03-17 09:25:16 AM
Wow... PETA protesting in Seattle.  Way to go out on a limb there, folks.  Way to get out of your comfort zone.

Wanna convert someone?  How about protesting someplace where half the population isn't already a card-carrying member and the other half just doesn't give a shiat.

Show up in Fort Worth, or someplace similar, and I'll at least start to believe you're anything more than a bunch of attention whores.

//Jolly Green Whores
 
2013-03-17 09:26:11 AM

Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?


In Seattle? You are surprised why?
 
2013-03-17 09:26:16 AM
If you name your daughter Tohni you have no one but yourself to blame when she strips naked, paints herself green and wanders the streets.
 
2013-03-17 09:26:44 AM
ladies, I really, really appreciate naked boobies, but I still think vegans are crazy

/thanks for the eye candy, nutters
 
2013-03-17 09:27:45 AM
This is old, PETA. You're going to have to take it up a notch to get my attention. Have them kiss each other at least
 
2013-03-17 09:27:59 AM

Ikahoshi: Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.


Tohni Blower

Heh heh.
 
2013-03-17 09:31:43 AM
It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...
 
2013-03-17 09:32:09 AM

Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?


No, it's bush. Untamed, 70's freaky style bush. Many chicks in the Pacific NW just haven't gotten the memo yet, unfortunately.
 
2013-03-17 09:32:10 AM
Can you not hear the lamentations of the legumes?
The wailing of the watercress?
How many alfalfa sprouts, slick with rainwater,
Must perish before we recognize their cries.
Our vegetable friends have feelings, too,
Are their lives worh ours?
No, i say, no.
Follow me on the true path of starvation
Salvation will come only when the last radish
Does not unnecessarily suffer our greed.
 
2013-03-17 09:32:46 AM
Vegan...ancient Native American word for "bad hunter."
 
2013-03-17 09:33:07 AM
Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.
 
2013-03-17 09:37:28 AM

Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.


God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).
 
2013-03-17 09:38:30 AM

stratagos: Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?

In Seattle? You are surprised why?


doosh: Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?

No, it's bush. Untamed, 70's freaky style bush. Many chicks in the Pacific NW just haven't gotten the memo yet, unfortunately.


What a strange land it must be.
 
2013-03-17 09:41:59 AM
Isn't PETA an acronym for People Eating Tasty Animals?
 
2013-03-17 09:45:13 AM
ca.eonline.com

/unimpressed
 
2013-03-17 09:49:06 AM
As far as I'm concerned this type of protest is a huge success and PETA should repeat it in every city.  The message would be more effectively delivered by girls with larger breasts, though.
 
2013-03-17 09:52:11 AM

ladyfortuna: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).


Phinney or Innerbay location? I'm by both.
Pimping out Red Mill: http://www.redmillburgers.com/
 
2013-03-17 09:57:12 AM
Naked women are a good way to get my attention.

Not so much effective at changing my mind.

Man, now I want a steak...
 
2013-03-17 10:03:00 AM
While it's true that Americans eat too much meat and eat it too frequently, it's really, really stupid for any organization to have expectations of a vegan future for all of us.  Population and consumption trends will demand that we change our habits.  I don't foresee a future where humanity is even half vegan much less what organizations like PETA expect where the world is transformed and no animals are ever chewed on.
 
2013-03-17 10:03:59 AM

Mercury: ladyfortuna: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).

Phinney or Innerbay location? I'm by both.
Pimping out Red Mill: http://www.redmillburgers.com/


Unfortunately I'm on the wrong end of the country QQ
 
2013-03-17 10:04:42 AM
Why not protest factory farming and cruelty to animals?

No one supports actually being cruel to animals. (At least I hope not.) Eating animals is not cruel or disrespectful, it is simply the way nature works. We live in cities and houses, but when we go out in the scary world we get eaten too sometimes.

Vegans, vegetarians, omnivores, fat bastards who only eat mayonnaise.....UNITE!
 
2013-03-17 10:07:06 AM

Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.


This!

The biggest downside about living in W. Seattle is that there's no Red Mill over here.

//I've heard good things about The Swinery.
 
2013-03-17 10:16:00 AM

IntertubeUser: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

This!

The biggest downside about living in W. Seattle is that there's no Red Mill over here.

//I've heard good things about The Swinery.


Try Zippys..... http://zippysgiantburgers.com/
 
2013-03-17 10:16:24 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-17 10:17:46 AM
Everything matched except the green high heels.  Why high heels?
 
2013-03-17 10:22:12 AM

reaperducer: Wow... PETA protesting in Seattle.  Way to go out on a limb there, folks.  Way to get out of your comfort zone.

Wanna convert someone?  How about protesting someplace where half the population isn't already a card-carrying member and the other half just doesn't give a shiat.

Show up in Fort Worth, or someplace similar, and I'll at least start to believe you're anything more than a bunch of attention whores.

//Jolly Green Whores

In Iowa, they'd be shot, butchered, drowned in batter, and deep fried.
 
2013-03-17 10:29:33 AM
Why are the trees BLUE?
WTF

Green and Blue dye cannot be good for the environment right?
 
2013-03-17 10:31:33 AM

Alphax: Using naked women to convince me to stop eating meat doesn't work, just gives me another craving..


Of course it doesn't. It makes me want to fark them and then eat a steak, but I am happy for them to keep trying.
 
2013-03-17 10:33:58 AM
crazy SOBs know how to get my attention
 
2013-03-17 10:38:16 AM
Something something insulin shots.
 
2013-03-17 10:47:23 AM

Badgers: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


that's pretty close to NSFW FYI
 
2013-03-17 10:54:30 AM
Wouldn't bottomless green chicks be more likely to influence eating habits?
 
2013-03-17 10:56:14 AM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Why are the trees BLUE?
WTF

Green and Blue dye cannot be good for the environment right?


Wrong.
 
2013-03-17 11:17:15 AM
I don't care how attractive you are, if you're a vegan or ally yourself with PETA...you can GTFO.
 
2013-03-17 11:24:15 AM
Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"
 
2013-03-17 11:25:49 AM
So how long did it take for the Westlake Park hobos and homeless kids to start sexually harassing them?
 
2013-03-17 11:26:01 AM
So PETA is fine with human exploitation.

/speciests, just another form of bigotry.
 
2013-03-17 11:26:45 AM
Boobs are fantastic and all - but I can't live on them. After about 12 hours I will want food, and unless you are offering up your boobs as a snack... GTFO

I was tricked once into going to a vegan restaurant - (in Fort Worth TX no less) and the place was creepy.  It's just like you would expect, hippy women all over the place, looking just plain nasty. As in, unshowered, un shaved, probably over some fear a rat wouldn't have any water to drink.

The food was terrible - pretty much everything was a gay version of normal delicious food. The "hamburger" there was just plain bad. I thought to myself, well Ketchup can fix a lot of things.... even their ketchup was some organic fake version of ketchup. Their version was almost BROWN and tasted like ass.

Humans have sharp pointy teeth for a reason -- I'm not going to go against evolution just because of some boobs, besides, I can see those 1) on the internet for free or 2) in a strip club. (added bonus of having them shoved in my face for $1)

If a group of people has to resort to sex appeal to "win an argument" then the basic principle of their case must be pretty farking weak.

Besides - anyone ever known a steak to talk back to you? Spend your money?   And really, has anyone ever known a steak to not be delicious and pleasing - unlike women most of the time.

I'll choose steak over a whining complaining woman any day.
 
2013-03-17 11:28:16 AM

Mercury: ladyfortuna: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).

Phinney or Innerbay location? I'm by both.
Pimping out Red Mill: http://www.redmillburgers.com/


"Interbay." Jesus Christ. Enjoy your wood bark-like bacon.
 
2013-03-17 11:29:22 AM

jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist want you to be vegan too"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"


FTFReality
 
2013-03-17 11:44:08 AM

ladyfortuna: It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...


You eat winter veggies in the winter, and summer veggies in the summer.  How hard is that?  Join a CSA.  Just be ready to eat the shiat out of some kale and cabbage.
 
2013-03-17 12:03:19 PM

SquiggsIN: Badgers: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

that's pretty close to NSFW FYI


Compared to the Orion Slave Girl picture posted?

/Bacon beats green
 
2013-03-17 12:07:49 PM

thermo: IntertubeUser: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

This!

The biggest downside about living in W. Seattle is that there's no Red Mill over here.

//I've heard good things about The Swinery.

Try Zippys..... http://zippysgiantburgers.com/


Ya beat me to it.
Zippy's good.
Red Mill, too.

/Eat a bag of Dick's
//no Dick's in West Seattle
///great fish 'n chip shop across the street from us, though.
 
2013-03-17 12:18:21 PM
I am one of the few who will not complain about hot women getting naked and painting themselves green in public.

Not gonna happen.
 
2013-03-17 12:48:17 PM

bmihura: I am one of the few who will not complain about hot women getting naked and painting themselves green in public.

Not gonna happen.


I clicked at "topless" and am sorely disappointed.

And they didn't paint themselves green in public, they painted themselves green and then went out into a public place covering up the best part of this whole damn silly story!
 
2013-03-17 01:06:59 PM

BitwiseShift: Everything matched except the green high heels.  Why high heels?


Why are they wearing Speedos? And why are the trees blue?
 
2013-03-17 01:31:03 PM

Z-clipped: ladyfortuna: It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...

You eat winter veggies in the winter, and summer veggies in the summer.  How hard is that?  Join a CSA.  Just be ready to eat the shiat out of some kale and cabbage.



Know who ELSE joined a CSA?

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-17 01:34:45 PM
... it didn't convert Captain Kirk, and it's not going to convert me.
 
2013-03-17 02:01:41 PM
I'm an omnivore, but I would like to weigh in on vegan restaurants as I have eaten at many and often enjoyed it. If you're going to serve vegan food, don't do the fake meat thing.Fake meat offends me, it is a disgusting, pale imitation of food. There are plenty of great things you can make without serving me textured vegetable protein, that stuff gives me gas. Fake meat is bad, creative cooking is good. Own this idea.
 
2013-03-17 02:20:06 PM
FloydA:
Know who ELSE joined a CSA?

[i105.photobucket.com image 402x402]

Yes!

rapidberry.net
 
2013-03-17 02:23:26 PM
Works for me. Of course, I might have read/watched too much Batman in my formative years.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-17 02:59:48 PM

doosh: Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?

No, it's bush. Untamed, 70's freaky style bush. Many chicks in the Pacific NW just haven't gotten the memo yet, unfortunately.


Hey douche, do you shave your bush?
 
2013-03-17 03:00:11 PM
THAT'S IT. I'm going to Teddy's Bigger Burgers today.

Red Mill is fricking delicious. Paseo, Pacific Inn and Prost too. Bratwurst with curried ketchup sounds delicious right now too. 100% meat free, no animal products does not sound delicious.
 
2013-03-17 03:01:15 PM
Portlandia
 
2013-03-17 04:19:24 PM
I don't care how hot they are, if they try to come between me and my steak, they're getting shot in the face.
 
2013-03-17 04:46:22 PM

jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"


No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?
 
2013-03-17 05:00:32 PM
PETA are monsters.
 
2013-03-17 05:15:02 PM
Hey green vegan chicks, for every day one of you bangs and/or blows me, I promise not to eat meat that day.

Any takers?
 
2013-03-17 05:17:25 PM

downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?


I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with that.
 
2013-03-17 06:13:46 PM

downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?


So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.
 
2013-03-17 06:44:17 PM

jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?

So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.


Let's phrase that a little more honestly:

I have no problem with naked women; I actually applaud it.

I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.  No one can actually be stupid enough to believe your OP and response have any basis in honesty or logic.  So you win, you got a rise out of me.  But tomorrow I'll have forgotten all this and you'll still be a lying asshole.  Good luck with that.
 
2013-03-17 06:50:04 PM

downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?

So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.

Let's phrase that a little more honestly:

I have no problem with naked women; I actually applaud it.

I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.  No one can actually be stupid enough to believe your OP and response have any basis in honesty or logic.  So you win, you got a rise out of me.  But tomorrow I'll have forgotten all this and you'll still be a lying asshole.  Good luck with that.


I won't be fat tomorrow.

And you will still feel guilty and defensive and angry at the mere mention of PETA.

Enjoy!
 
2013-03-17 06:57:24 PM

jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"

No, it does not simply say "Vegans exist". It states and shows pictures demonstrating that vegans are recruiting attractive young women to get mostly naked and attempt to convert people to their viewpoint. What are you, farking stupid?

So the existence of vegans is OK with you. But the presence of attractive young women makes you angry.

Thanks for letting us know.

Let's phrase that a little more honestly:

I have no problem with naked women; I actually applaud it.

I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.  No one can actually be stupid enough to believe your OP and response have any basis in honesty or logic.  So you win, you got a rise out of me.  But tomorrow I'll have forgotten all this and you'll still be a lying asshole.  Good luck with that.

I won't be fat tomorrow.

And you will still feel guilty and defensive and angry at the mere mention of PETA.

Enjoy!


Nope.  Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA.  If a supporter of the beef lobby, the catholic church, scientology or any other organization attempted as dishonest a characterization in a post as you did I'd call them out the same way.  Like many zealots who lack the intellect to argue a point on its merits you fall back on ad hominem and straw men.  In the end all you are is pathetic.
 
2013-03-17 07:16:07 PM
So... as long as people eat meat, PETA will send topless women to try and tempt them away?

Bring on the bacon corned beef!

/remember, if you stop eating meat, PETA will stop protesting and all those topless girls will have to put clothes on.
 
2013-03-17 07:21:05 PM

downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA


You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.
 
2013-03-17 07:33:16 PM

jaytkay: downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA

You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.


Again, not sure if you are disingenuous or truly dumb. I have not objected to PETA. I objected to your dishonest characterization of the actions being discussed. English, do you comprehend it?
 
2013-03-17 08:07:47 PM

downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA

You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.

Again, not sure if you are disingenuous or truly dumb. I have not objected to PETA. I objected to your dishonest characterization of the actions being discussed. English, do you comprehend it?


Your tenth post on a subject you don't give a damn about. Let's go for eleven!

TIA!!
 
2013-03-17 08:14:33 PM
Meat is good. Nekkid chicks are even better!
 
2013-03-17 08:27:18 PM

jaytkay: downtownkid: jaytkay: downtownkid: Nope. Not fat and couldn't give a damn about PETA

You saw a thread on Fark about PETA and you felt the need to chime in with your opposition to PETA.

But you don't give a damn about PETA.

Again, not sure if you are disingenuous or truly dumb. I have not objected to PETA. I objected to your dishonest characterization of the actions being discussed. English, do you comprehend it?

Your tenth post on a subject you don't give a damn about. Let's go for eleven!

TIA!!


Again, casting aspersions on me has no bearing on what an ignorant twat your posts show you to be. I was drawn here by the nekkid girls, the rest of the posts are pointing out what a dumbass you are. I think my work here is done.
 
2013-03-17 08:59:18 PM

Z-clipped: ladyfortuna: It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...

You eat winter veggies in the winter, and summer veggies in the summer.  How hard is that?  Join a CSA.  Just be ready to eat the shiat out of some kale and cabbage.


I try and try to like more kinds of vegetables but other than in certain forms/recipes, I start to feel ill when eating them. Also I have issues with repeating the same food over and over also so those certain recipes aren't something I can eat all the time either. I hate that I'm like this, since I don't consider myself all *that* picky, but I need variety or I get extremely cranky.

Cauliflower, if you need an example. I like it ONE way, roasted with garlic and lemon juice and a little olive oil, and goddamn I could never eat it more than twice a week if that... I think it's the smell...
 
2013-03-17 09:27:51 PM

Man On A Mission: If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food?


yes, killing them is better.
 
2013-03-18 01:40:50 AM
I'd hit 'em... and then go cook-up a post-sex steak.
 
2013-03-18 02:09:14 AM

downtownkid: I have a major problem with dishonest pieces of shiat like you.  Look, I get it, you're trolling.


I don't think he's trolling... a lot of people around here DO have silly childish reactions to the very idea of vegans.  How many times have you seen someone say, "Well for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat THREE... nyah nyah"?  People see someone promoting veganism, and they act like vegans are trying to take the steak right off their plate.  And for every vegan who says "eating vegan is healthy", there are 5 armchair nutritionists crawling all over each other to be the first to "debunk" the claim.

I guess what I'm saying is, lighten up, Francis.

ladyfortuna: I hate that I'm like this, since I don't consider myself all *that* picky, but I need variety or I get extremely cranky.


LOL, no CSA for you then!  ; )

You kinda have to be OK with cooking and eating one or two veggies 10 different ways for a week or two at a time.  I understand... eating habits are tough to change.  It's still good to try things you've decided you don't like once in a while, though, because your taste buds do change a lot as you age.  I absolutely hated flavors like anise and bleu cheese when I was 18.  Now I'm 36, and I love them.

I love cauliflower and could eat it every day, but I understand about the smell.  It can be a little stinky sometimes.  If you're roasting it, tossing an aromatic in the pan like Marash pepper or rosemary will make it smell better so you don't get turned off before it hits your plate.  You can also put some sugar in the pan to add caramelization when it browns.  Toss in some raisins... Damn.  Now I'm hungry.
 
2013-03-18 03:42:37 AM
Why would I go vegan? Science has already proven plants feel pain and are self-aware. Your moral high ground doesn't exist, vegetarian.
 
2013-03-18 12:28:49 PM

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Came for this, leaving happy.  Carry on.
 
2013-03-18 07:29:39 PM
The funny thing is, if our hominid ancestors hadn't begun eating more meat, they wouldn't have been able to grow larger brains, which allowed them to get more meat, which grew their brains more, which allowed them to domesticate animals and grow crops, which allowed us to form civilizations, which allowed us to become more and more intelligent, which eventually allowed people like PETA and their supporters to whine about and demonize people eating meat.
 
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