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(SeattlePI)   PETA sends topless green chicks to urge Seattleites to go Vegan, turn their sprouts into jolly Green Giants   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 89
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2013-03-17 01:35:48 AM  
allegedly topless but no boobies :(
 
2013-03-17 01:57:54 AM  
They're holding their signs wrong.
 
2013-03-17 02:21:06 AM  
Using naked women to convince me to stop eating meat doesn't work, just gives me another craving..
 
2013-03-17 02:23:32 AM  
Ho ho ho.
 
2013-03-17 03:19:46 AM  
"man! this steak tastes great!"

"Hey bob...what's that? is that....It's a naked green chick!"

"it sure is. what's that sign say? 'go vegan'?"

"yup. go vegan"

*throws steak on the ground* "Enough animal carcass fro me! Lets go get a salad with an olive oil vinaigrette!"

"you got it dude. arugula and chickpeas here I come!"
 
2013-03-17 06:57:51 AM  

Alphax: Using naked women to convince me to stop eating meat doesn't work, just gives me another craving..


Something something eating veggies something something something?
 
2013-03-17 07:12:04 AM  
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food?
 
2013-03-17 08:28:10 AM  

log_jammin: "man! this steak tastes great!"

"Hey bob...what's that? is that....It's a naked green chick!"

"it sure is. what's that sign say? 'go vegan'?"

"yup. go vegan"

*throws steak on the ground* "Enough animal carcass fro me! Lets go get a salad with an olive oil vinaigrette!"

"you got it dude. arugula and chickpeas here I come!"


Well you did see their message. I wonder how many times this will work? I guess forever, I never get tired of naked women.
 
Pud
2013-03-17 08:29:45 AM  
While it's true that makes me want to eat more vegies. I tend to crave tuna afterwards. Is tuna still OK?
 
2013-03-17 09:14:45 AM  
I'm convinced. Rinse all three in cool water and bring them to my tent.
 
2013-03-17 09:16:05 AM  
Ethics of a strip club pimp, how befitting peta.
 
2013-03-17 09:18:11 AM  
Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.
 
2013-03-17 09:21:56 AM  

Ikahoshi: Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.


They say that... But they don't really mean it
 
2013-03-17 09:23:33 AM  
green hippie attention whores don't make me want to skip lunch
 
2013-03-17 09:24:03 AM  
Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?
 
2013-03-17 09:25:16 AM  
Wow... PETA protesting in Seattle.  Way to go out on a limb there, folks.  Way to get out of your comfort zone.

Wanna convert someone?  How about protesting someplace where half the population isn't already a card-carrying member and the other half just doesn't give a shiat.

Show up in Fort Worth, or someplace similar, and I'll at least start to believe you're anything more than a bunch of attention whores.

//Jolly Green Whores
 
2013-03-17 09:26:11 AM  

Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?


In Seattle? You are surprised why?
 
2013-03-17 09:26:16 AM  
If you name your daughter Tohni you have no one but yourself to blame when she strips naked, paints herself green and wanders the streets.
 
2013-03-17 09:26:44 AM  
ladies, I really, really appreciate naked boobies, but I still think vegans are crazy

/thanks for the eye candy, nutters
 
2013-03-17 09:27:45 AM  
This is old, PETA. You're going to have to take it up a notch to get my attention. Have them kiss each other at least
 
2013-03-17 09:27:59 AM  

Ikahoshi: Orion slave girls will do anything .

*whispers* Anything.


Tohni Blower

Heh heh.
 
2013-03-17 09:31:43 AM  
It boggles my mind how these people don't seem capable of doing cost/benefit analysis on eating vegetables in the winter. I realize the only reason my broccoli is cheap is subsidies and because it's frozen, but it's frozen because it came from South America which means it had to be transported here. Same with the goddamn PEACH I had in January. I felt guilty as hell for buying two (one for Lordfortuna) that time of year, but I couldn't resist the siren call...
 
2013-03-17 09:32:09 AM  

Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?


No, it's bush. Untamed, 70's freaky style bush. Many chicks in the Pacific NW just haven't gotten the memo yet, unfortunately.
 
2013-03-17 09:32:10 AM  
Can you not hear the lamentations of the legumes?
The wailing of the watercress?
How many alfalfa sprouts, slick with rainwater,
Must perish before we recognize their cries.
Our vegetable friends have feelings, too,
Are their lives worh ours?
No, i say, no.
Follow me on the true path of starvation
Salvation will come only when the last radish
Does not unnecessarily suffer our greed.
 
2013-03-17 09:32:46 AM  
Vegan...ancient Native American word for "bad hunter."
 
2013-03-17 09:33:07 AM  
Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.
 
2013-03-17 09:37:28 AM  

Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.


God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).
 
2013-03-17 09:38:30 AM  

stratagos: Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?

In Seattle? You are surprised why?


doosh: Nick Nostril: Possible penis (albeit small) on the middle one? What say you?

No, it's bush. Untamed, 70's freaky style bush. Many chicks in the Pacific NW just haven't gotten the memo yet, unfortunately.


What a strange land it must be.
 
2013-03-17 09:41:59 AM  
Isn't PETA an acronym for People Eating Tasty Animals?
 
2013-03-17 09:45:13 AM  
ca.eonline.com

/unimpressed
 
2013-03-17 09:49:06 AM  
As far as I'm concerned this type of protest is a huge success and PETA should repeat it in every city.  The message would be more effectively delivered by girls with larger breasts, though.
 
2013-03-17 09:52:11 AM  

ladyfortuna: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).


Phinney or Innerbay location? I'm by both.
Pimping out Red Mill: http://www.redmillburgers.com/
 
2013-03-17 09:57:12 AM  
Naked women are a good way to get my attention.

Not so much effective at changing my mind.

Man, now I want a steak...
 
2013-03-17 10:03:59 AM  

Mercury: ladyfortuna: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

God damn that sounds delicious. I'll meet you there... (not really, don't know where that is sadly).

Phinney or Innerbay location? I'm by both.
Pimping out Red Mill: http://www.redmillburgers.com/


Unfortunately I'm on the wrong end of the country QQ
 
2013-03-17 10:04:42 AM  
Why not protest factory farming and cruelty to animals?

No one supports actually being cruel to animals. (At least I hope not.) Eating animals is not cruel or disrespectful, it is simply the way nature works. We live in cities and houses, but when we go out in the scary world we get eaten too sometimes.

Vegans, vegetarians, omnivores, fat bastards who only eat mayonnaise.....UNITE!
 
2013-03-17 10:07:06 AM  

Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.


This!

The biggest downside about living in W. Seattle is that there's no Red Mill over here.

//I've heard good things about The Swinery.
 
2013-03-17 10:16:00 AM  

IntertubeUser: Mercury: Gonna head over to Red Mill for a Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger in their honor.

This!

The biggest downside about living in W. Seattle is that there's no Red Mill over here.

//I've heard good things about The Swinery.


Try Zippys..... http://zippysgiantburgers.com/
 
2013-03-17 10:16:24 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-17 10:17:46 AM  
Everything matched except the green high heels.  Why high heels?
 
2013-03-17 10:22:12 AM  

reaperducer: Wow... PETA protesting in Seattle.  Way to go out on a limb there, folks.  Way to get out of your comfort zone.

Wanna convert someone?  How about protesting someplace where half the population isn't already a card-carrying member and the other half just doesn't give a shiat.

Show up in Fort Worth, or someplace similar, and I'll at least start to believe you're anything more than a bunch of attention whores.

//Jolly Green Whores

In Iowa, they'd be shot, butchered, drowned in batter, and deep fried.
 
2013-03-17 10:29:33 AM  
Why are the trees BLUE?
WTF

Green and Blue dye cannot be good for the environment right?
 
2013-03-17 10:31:33 AM  

Alphax: Using naked women to convince me to stop eating meat doesn't work, just gives me another craving..


Of course it doesn't. It makes me want to fark them and then eat a steak, but I am happy for them to keep trying.
 
2013-03-17 10:33:58 AM  
crazy SOBs know how to get my attention
 
2013-03-17 10:38:16 AM  
Something something insulin shots.
 
2013-03-17 10:54:30 AM  
Wouldn't bottomless green chicks be more likely to influence eating habits?
 
2013-03-17 10:56:14 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Why are the trees BLUE?
WTF

Green and Blue dye cannot be good for the environment right?


Wrong.
 
2013-03-17 11:17:15 AM  
I don't care how attractive you are, if you're a vegan or ally yourself with PETA...you can GTFO.
 
2013-03-17 11:24:15 AM  
Why do you fat people get so angry and defensive about vegans & vegetarians?

Article: "Vegans exist"

You people: "Why are you shoving your lifestyle down my throat!!11!"
 
2013-03-17 11:25:49 AM  
So how long did it take for the Westlake Park hobos and homeless kids to start sexually harassing them?
 
2013-03-17 11:26:01 AM  
So PETA is fine with human exploitation.

/speciests, just another form of bigotry.
 
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