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(KTLA Los Angeles)   LAFD sprayed the foam to drown the bees that killed the dog that jumped the tree that the neighbors chopped that housed the hive that hurt the dog whose owners declined to speak on cam but said "never would have expected this" -- will get jack squat   (ktla.com) divider line 11
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2013-03-17 04:55:54 AM
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nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.


I once asked an ultra orthodox rabbi, very tongue in cheek, if there was a reason that songs for passover are all so uniformly sucky and repetitive to the point of driving the singer to suicide.  His oblivious-to-my-sarcasm reply was that the songs were chosen to echo the repetitive and ritualistic nature of the feast itself so that the seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"
2013-03-17 04:47:32 AM
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When the fark will people realize that anyone who owns a chainsaw can call themselves a tree trimmer? So many trees in LA have been maimed by these fakers that it drives me nuts. A certified arborist would have discovered the hive and dealt with it properly before the tree came down.

You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house. Why trust some dude with a saw to care for your tree? "Oh, it's just a plant. What harm can it do?" Well, it can collapse on your home/car/loved one, damaging and/or maiming. It can also significantly bring your property values down if the trees look like shiate. Or it could house deadly creatures like bees that can kill your dog when disturbed.

/Ranting
//Trees need love too!
2013-03-17 01:28:07 AM
2 votes:
♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.
2013-03-17 06:10:53 PM
1 votes:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I once asked an ultra orthodox rabbi, very tongue in cheek, if there was a reason that songs for passover are all so uniformly sucky and repetitive to the point of driving the singer to suicide.  His oblivious-to-my-sarcasm reply was that the songs were chosen to echo the repetitive and ritualistic nature of the feast itself so that the seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"


Yeah, just one verse, it would have been enough.
2013-03-17 05:16:35 PM
1 votes:

ng2810: When the fark will people realize that anyone who owns a chainsaw can call themselves a tree trimmer? So many trees in LA have been maimed by these fakers that it drives me nuts. A certified arborist would have discovered the hive and dealt with it properly before the tree came down.

You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house.


 In America we would.  Americans would rather pay some guy off the street -- especially if his skin is brown (but not black) -- than a guy with permits, because the first guy is cheaper.  See also: Americans would rather fight for more H1B visas than employ the folks who are already here.
2013-03-17 12:52:57 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.


Done in one
2013-03-17 11:01:56 AM
1 votes:
Technically I can understand the rhyme.  Since the article tells who does not get it.

But as far as the rhyme goes, it's a toss up between the LAFD and the Bees as to who gets jack squat
2013-03-17 10:38:21 AM
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the801: Bill_Wick's_Friend: nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

he seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"

you know what's gross? gefilte fish. and manischewitz . that's gross, too. seriously, HFCS in wine?


I can guarantee there is no HFCS in the godawful thing that Manischewitz calls Passover wine.
2013-03-17 05:49:27 AM
1 votes:

the801: Bill_Wick's_Friend: nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

he seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"

you know what's gross? gefilte fish. and manischewitz . that's gross, too. seriously, HFCS in wine?


There's a reason we call it "manischegetz" where I come from. And don't get me started on the shanda of mogen dovid.

Though, either one is pretty tasty blended with vanilla ice cream to make a slightly alcoholic milk-shake-like thing.

/did the foam cost two zuzim?
2013-03-17 05:40:15 AM
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ng2810: You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house. Why trust some dude with a saw to care for your tree?


Because he's cheaper than an arborist.

Although, this seems to be a DIY case, like a lawyer who represents himself in court.
2013-03-17 04:38:08 AM
1 votes:
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