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(KTLA Los Angeles)   LAFD sprayed the foam to drown the bees that killed the dog that jumped the tree that the neighbors chopped that housed the hive that hurt the dog whose owners declined to speak on cam but said "never would have expected this" -- will get jack squat   (ktla.com) divider line 50
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2013-03-17 01:28:07 AM
♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.
 
2013-03-17 01:28:09 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-17 01:42:11 AM
Well done subby.


i335.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-17 01:43:24 AM
Yup.  Two thumbs up.
 
2013-03-17 02:34:36 AM
 
2013-03-17 02:48:10 AM
Its precision like that will never get you hired by any major media outlet.
 
2013-03-17 03:16:09 AM
Another pit bull attack!
 
2013-03-17 04:21:46 AM
img43.imageshack.us


Smitty, I want to have your babies.

/and I'm a guy
 
2013-03-17 04:27:37 AM
The bee is the mortal enemy of the dog, yet people still do this

www.spagetticowboyspetboutique.com
 
2013-03-17 04:36:10 AM
There's a hole at the bottom of the sea?
 
2013-03-17 04:38:08 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-17 04:47:00 AM
I am shocked, shocked that life is random, and innocent, cute little girls could of been killed instead of the dog.

I mean they are white people that own mortgages in a decent part of town.

I am morally outraged.
 
2013-03-17 04:47:32 AM
When the fark will people realize that anyone who owns a chainsaw can call themselves a tree trimmer? So many trees in LA have been maimed by these fakers that it drives me nuts. A certified arborist would have discovered the hive and dealt with it properly before the tree came down.

You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house. Why trust some dude with a saw to care for your tree? "Oh, it's just a plant. What harm can it do?" Well, it can collapse on your home/car/loved one, damaging and/or maiming. It can also significantly bring your property values down if the trees look like shiate. Or it could house deadly creatures like bees that can kill your dog when disturbed.

/Ranting
//Trees need love too!
 
2013-03-17 04:55:54 AM

nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.


I once asked an ultra orthodox rabbi, very tongue in cheek, if there was a reason that songs for passover are all so uniformly sucky and repetitive to the point of driving the singer to suicide.  His oblivious-to-my-sarcasm reply was that the songs were chosen to echo the repetitive and ritualistic nature of the feast itself so that the seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"
 
2013-03-17 05:03:39 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

he seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"


you know what's gross? gefilte fish. and manischewitz . that's gross, too. seriously, HFCS in wine?
 
2013-03-17 05:16:39 AM
*scans headline*

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2013-03-17 05:36:28 AM
Play dead.
Good dog.
 
2013-03-17 05:40:15 AM

ng2810: You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house. Why trust some dude with a saw to care for your tree?


Because he's cheaper than an arborist.

Although, this seems to be a DIY case, like a lawyer who represents himself in court.
 
2013-03-17 05:41:44 AM
I am saddened and outraged by another senseless death caused by a pit bull.
 
2013-03-17 05:49:27 AM

the801: Bill_Wick's_Friend: nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

he seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"

you know what's gross? gefilte fish. and manischewitz . that's gross, too. seriously, HFCS in wine?


There's a reason we call it "manischegetz" where I come from. And don't get me started on the shanda of mogen dovid.

Though, either one is pretty tasty blended with vanilla ice cream to make a slightly alcoholic milk-shake-like thing.

/did the foam cost two zuzim?
 
2013-03-17 05:54:37 AM
I like my coffee the way I like my women...
 
2013-03-17 06:16:22 AM

ng2810: When the fark will people realize that anyone who owns a chainsaw can call themselves a tree trimmer? So many trees in LA have been maimed by these fakers that it drives me nuts. A certified arborist would have discovered the hive and dealt with it properly before the tree came down.

You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house. Why trust some dude with a saw to care for your tree? "Oh, it's just a plant. What harm can it do?" Well, it can collapse on your home/car/loved one, damaging and/or maiming. It can also significantly bring your property values down if the trees look like shiate. Or it could house deadly creatures like bees that can kill your dog when disturbed.

/Ranting
//Trees need love too!


Because a lot of people are nature-retarded.
 
2013-03-17 06:18:41 AM
But what about the gorillas?
 
2013-03-17 06:36:39 AM

Gyrfalcon: But what about the gorillas?


Thats the beauty, they will die at the forst frost
 
2013-03-17 06:42:51 AM

Oldiron_79: Gyrfalcon: But what about the gorillas?

Thats the beauty, they will die at the forst frost


Thats the worst kind of frost.
 
2013-03-17 06:49:37 AM

RY28: Oldiron_79: Gyrfalcon: But what about the gorillas?

Thats the beauty, they will die at the forst frost

Thats the worst kind of frost.


I suck at typing on touch screen.
 
2013-03-17 07:27:32 AM
...wait, who will get jack squat?
 
2013-03-17 08:41:13 AM
...Perhaps subby will die in a horrific manner at the hands of the thing that killed the other t hings?

Kids, what do you think?

Kids?
 
2013-03-17 09:02:08 AM

and Natasha: ...wait, who will get jack squat?


The old woman who swallowed a fly, I think.
 
2013-03-17 09:38:57 AM
From tragedy comes beauty.  I love this headline, and commend you Subby.
 
2013-03-17 09:58:47 AM
I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-03-17 10:02:19 AM
But do they know why she swallowed the fly?
 
2013-03-17 10:05:33 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I like my coffee the way I like my women...


Hot, black and finely ground?
 
2013-03-17 10:13:51 AM

digitalrain: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I like my coffee the way I like my women...

Hot, black and finely ground?


full of cream and swizzled by rough wooden sticks?
 
2013-03-17 10:23:10 AM
so when did a 5 year old dog become a puppy?
 
2013-03-17 10:25:04 AM

elvisaintdead: digitalrain: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I like my coffee the way I like my women...

Hot, black and finely ground?

full of cream and swizzled by rough wooden sticks?


Bitter but rich?
 
2013-03-17 10:25:47 AM
Headline is horribly inaccurate.  No mention in the article of the dog having jumped the tree.
 
2013-03-17 10:38:21 AM

the801: Bill_Wick's_Friend: nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

he seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"

you know what's gross? gefilte fish. and manischewitz . that's gross, too. seriously, HFCS in wine?


I can guarantee there is no HFCS in the godawful thing that Manischewitz calls Passover wine.
 
2013-03-17 11:01:56 AM
Technically I can understand the rhyme.  Since the article tells who does not get it.

But as far as the rhyme goes, it's a toss up between the LAFD and the Bees as to who gets jack squat
 
2013-03-17 12:00:03 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I like my coffee the way I like my women...


Cold and bitter?
 
2013-03-17 12:52:57 PM

nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.


Done in one
 
2013-03-17 03:07:30 PM
Bees? Or was it yellow jackets? Hornets? People use that as a generic without knowing the difference.

/former apiarist
 
2013-03-17 03:58:07 PM

Speaker2Animals: Bees? Or was it yellow jackets? Hornets? People use that as a generic without knowing the difference.

/former apiarist


cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2013-03-17 05:16:35 PM

ng2810: When the fark will people realize that anyone who owns a chainsaw can call themselves a tree trimmer? So many trees in LA have been maimed by these fakers that it drives me nuts. A certified arborist would have discovered the hive and dealt with it properly before the tree came down.

You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house.


 In America we would.  Americans would rather pay some guy off the street -- especially if his skin is brown (but not black) -- than a guy with permits, because the first guy is cheaper.  See also: Americans would rather fight for more H1B visas than employ the folks who are already here.
 
2013-03-17 05:20:06 PM

cwolf20: Technically I can understand the rhyme.  Since the article tells who does not get it.

But as far as the rhyme goes, it's a toss up between the LAFD and the Bees as to who gets jack squat


This.  The rhyme is all jacked up, because ..

LAFD sprayed the foam
 to drown the bees
 that killed the dog
 that jumped the tree
that the neighbors chopped
that housed the hive
 that hurt the dog
whose owners declined to speak on cam but said "never would have expected this"
 -- will get jack squat



what?  who will get jack-squat?  which object?

this site is silly. People will jump all over spelling errors, but this abortion merits bravos?  Bullshiat.
 
2013-03-17 06:10:53 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I once asked an ultra orthodox rabbi, very tongue in cheek, if there was a reason that songs for passover are all so uniformly sucky and repetitive to the point of driving the singer to suicide.  His oblivious-to-my-sarcasm reply was that the songs were chosen to echo the repetitive and ritualistic nature of the feast itself so that the seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"


Yeah, just one verse, it would have been enough.
 
2013-03-17 07:26:02 PM

RY28: Oldiron_79: Gyrfalcon: But what about the gorillas?

Thats the beauty, they will die at the forst frost

Thats the worst kind of frost

forst. FTFY.
 
2013-03-18 06:00:11 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I like my coffee the way I like my women...


Lots of cream and sugar?
 
2013-03-18 10:57:43 AM
 
2013-03-18 06:51:45 PM
How did I miss this one?!
 
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